Chapter 763: Hate That There's No Handle! (Bonus Chapter)
Seeing Roberte charge over, steel sword raised high, she was furious!
"Your halberd is buried in the cave. Let's see what you'll use to block my sword!"
In the blink of an eye, Jiangnan's gaze couldn't help but fall on Heidi beside him!
Grinning, he said, "Then you've underestimated me too much. Bro might be young, but I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve!"
His humanoid weapon skill had been maxed out at Grandmaster level long ago!
He had already developed all kinds of uses for humans to the extreme!
Facing the descending steel sword, Jiangnan didn't hesitate. He grabbed Heidi beside him!
Amid her horrified screams, he wrapped his arm around Heidi's waist and spun her in a beautiful "human flower," swinging her straight toward the incoming giant sword!
Heidi: (๐˃᷄口˂᷅๐) Ah~
Roberte: Σ(°口°๑)!!!
Terrified, she quickly pulled back her strength, altered the trajectory of her slash, and struck heavily into the ground beside her!
She carved a sword trench into the earth, her face turning pale from fright!
She had almost cut the Saintess just now!
[From Roberte's Resentment Value +1000]
But Jiangnan didn't stop at all. He wielded Heidi in his hand like an extension of his arm, smashing her directly toward Roberte's face!
Roberte was anxious and quickly dodged backward!
"You're using the Saintess to hit me? Can you be any more devilish?"
Jiangnan: (๐¯ิٹ¯ิ) "Heidi is my prisoner. I can use her however I want!"
While speaking, his hands didn't stop. Heidi was now like a nine-section whip, spinning around Jiangnan's body as he swung her back and forth!
He was showing off his skills!
Heidi screamed, feeling a whirlwind of dizziness!
Roberte stomped her feet in anger: "Let go of the Saintess! How can you treat her like this?"
"Saintess, don't be afraid! I'm coming to save you!"
With that, she moved to charge, but Jiangnan spun Heidi around and lifted her, full of confidence.
He grabbed toward Heidi!
Heidi screamed: "Ah! Lord Nanshen, don't!"
Jiangnan paused, having grabbed nothing!
Huh? Where was it?
Heidi slipped out of his hand and was flung away, landing in the nearby woods!
Covered in leaves, she sat on the ground, her eyes spinning from dizziness!
(⑉꒪ཀ꒪) Ugh~
She vomited out the grilled chicken she had just eaten!
Roberte: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)
Mila: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)……
An awkward atmosphere filled the air.
Jiangnan's expression froze. He had lost his grip!
He had been too excited and forgotten that Heidi was a girl!
Before, he had been used to swinging Wan Dongchen around. That weapon had a handle!
Suddenly using Heidi as a weapon, he forgot she didn't have a handle!
Jiangnan looked regretful. Without a handle, the power of the humanoid weapon would be greatly reduced!
Many powerful moves couldn't be used!
Hate that there's no handle!
Heidi wiped her mouth and sobbed: "Didn't we agree not to torture prisoners? I already gave you a reward!"
[From Heidi's Resentment Value +555]
Roberte's eyes lit up. Opportunity!
She charged forward with her sword, but Jiangnan was still faster!
He scooped Heidi into his arms and swung her at Roberte, forcing her back.
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "As a prisoner, you must have the awareness of being used as a weapon by a ferocious bandit!"
"Don't you even know such basic common sense?"
Heidi: (*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)
"Huh? I have to be used as a weapon too? Being a prisoner is so hard!"
Jiangnan: "So you need to cooperate with me so you won't get hurt!"
"Come! Bite this, and don't let go no matter what, understand?"
With that, he took out a Paralyzing Gold Ring and put it on the middle finger of his left hand, which instantly became a Vajra Power Finger!
Heidi could only cry and nod, reluctantly biting Jiangnan's middle finger tightly with her teeth.
"Mm~"
Heidi shuddered, instantly paralyzed. This time, even if she wanted to let go, she couldn't!
[From Heidi's Resentment Value +1000]
Jiangnan grinned. If there's no handle, just make one for her!
Roberte was frantic and said angrily: "Saintess! Don't listen to his nonsense! Where did he get such common sense? He's lying to you! I'm going to..."
But the next moment, she was stunned!
Jiangnan raised his left hand and used his middle finger to spin Heidi around like a top!
It was like spinning Thor's hammer, round and round!
[From Roberte's Resentment Value +1000]
"That's the Saintess! Not a helicopter blade! Let go!"
But Jiangnan didn't care. Having a handle was really convenient!
He charged toward Roberte excitedly: "Hah! Where do you think you're going? Eat this Saintess!"
Furious, Roberte couldn't control herself and punched Jiangnan in the face!
But Jiangnan easily blocked with Heidi!
The punch landed on Heidi instead!
Heidi: (°¯᷄▾¯᷅°) Mm mm~
Roberte immediately retracted her fist like lightning, looking pained!
"I... I didn't mean it! Did it hurt? It's Jiangnan! All his fault!"
Heidi: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)
So the two of you fight if you want, but why drag me into it?
Jiangnan, never letting an advantage slip, quickly took the opportunity and smashed Heidi's head against Roberte's!
A "clang" sounded!
Followed by two cries of pain!
"Damn Jiangnan! You... you... you cheat!"
"Do you dare to face me head-on?"
Jiangnan hit Roberte's head with another Saintess and laughed heartily: "Aren't we already facing each other head-on?"
Roberte gritted her teeth in anger, but she didn't dare to fight Jiangnan!
She was hit so hard she covered her head and ran into the woods with her sword, resentment values maxed out!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan laughed arrogantly, raising Heidi and chasing after Roberte, hitting her head with the Saintess over and over!
A crisp "clang clang clang" sound echoed!
"Haha, you're too straightforward? This is your punishment! Watch me smash you until you cry!"
The two ran farther and farther away!
Little Tricycle watched Jiangnan run off, its big eyes rolling around!
Opportunity! This was the chance for the bird to escape the demon's claws and regain its freedom!
It tiptoed, trying to slip away!
But Mila, standing to the side, was still watching Jiangnan run off!
She didn't even glance at the ostrich, but her little hand had already pulled a dagger from her backpack and held it in front of the ostrich's neck!
The ostrich froze instantly, sweating profusely from its forehead!
"Sit down! Wait obediently for my brother Jiangnan to return!"
Little Tricycle: (٥༎ຶ﹏༎ຶ`)
The big one is a demon, and the little one isn't any better either!
In the forest, the Fish Kingdom had gathered over fifty people and was following the ostrich's trail, chasing hard!
"Roberte went ahead alone. She can't get into trouble, can she?"
"Lord Nanshen is so strong. Can Roberte..."
"What are you worried about? Before becoming a formal royal maid, Roberte served in our Swordfish Spirit Martial Force for seven years!"
"She was called the 'Blade' that drips blood! Extremely fierce! Lord Nanshen is strong, but taking down Roberte..."
Before he finished speaking, Roberte rushed out of the forest with red eyes, covering her head and sprinting!
"Stop using the Saintess to hit me! I won't chase you anymore, okay?"
Jiangnan laughed arrogantly, raising the Saintess and chasing wildly: "Just one more hit! Just a billion more!"
୧(ಥ～ಥ๐)୨……(•̀ꇴ•́๑۶)۶ቼ
The two whistled through the middle of the team, leaving only Jiangnan's laughter echoing!
The fifty-plus members of the Fish Kingdom team collectively turned to stone!
That brother squatted on the ground, covering his face. The boast he had just made had been slapped down!
Could she embarrass him any faster?
"Just now, did Roberte say Jiangnan was hitting her with the Saintess?"
"You must have misheard. Jiangnan was holding a black wooden stick. How could it be the Saintess?"
"Bullshit! Your black wooden stick has blue hair and wears clothes?"
"Tsk! That black wooden stick is the Saintess? Oh my god! How did they turn our Saintess into such a mess!"
[From Stan's Resentment Value +1000]
[From...]
On the hillside, Jiangnan raised Heidi and panted heavily. This maid sure could run!
"I'm not chasing anymore! I told you, trade the Saintess for a core!"
"Don't chase me anymore, understand? If you chase me again, I'll hit you again!"
Roberte looked aggrieved. She had never fought such a shameless fight before!
Seeing Jiangnan carrying Heidi back, she was still unwilling and took a few more steps.
Jiangnan glared, raising Heidi in threat: "Are you still chasing? Want me to..."
Roberte quickly shook her head: "I'm not chasing. I'll go find the core!"
Jiangnan nodded with satisfaction: "That's right!"
With that, he carried Heidi toward the cave!
Roberte kicked a big rock away!
(๑•̀◠•́)و "Damn it!"
After half an hour, Heidi finally let go of Jiangnan's Vajra Power Finger!
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄～˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚
"Woo hoo~ Is this okay?"
Jiangnan rubbed Heidi's head: "Mm! You are now a qualified humanoid weapon! Here, a reward for you!"
With that, he fed Heidi a small ginseng!
They returned to the cave, dug out the halberd, picked up Mila, and rode the ostrich northward!
Having the people from the Fish Kingdom help find the core was comfortable!
By now, Jiangnan was very close to the central area!
Meanwhile, in a dense forest in the central area!
Zhong Yingxue's little hands moved like shadows as she frantically dug into the ground!
Soon, she had dug a large pit, her pretty face covered in dirt, turning into a little flower face!
Buried in the pit was a fragment of a black stele engraved with inscriptions...