Chapter 757: Sugar Cube Maker (Bonus Chapter)
As soon as he saw Fito and the others, Jiangnan was absolutely delighted!
Wasn't this a perfect scapegoat?
It's always been me scheming against others, and they want to screw me over?
Then get ready to lift a rock and drop it on your own foot!
Come to watch the show? My show is not for you to watch!
Jiangnan, high in the sky, spat out a mouthful of blood, grinned, revealing bloodstained white teeth.
He made the universally recognized international friendly gesture!
╭∩╮(๐‾᷄ٹ‾᷅๐)╭∩╮
"Fito! This beast tide isn't strong enough, can't even kill me!"
"You finally managed to set me up once, can't you put more heart into it?"
"So boring, huh? Come down and play with me?"
Fito: (‾◡◝ꐦ)
There's no one as pretentious as you, dammit!
Can you be any more humblebrag?
The one with a dozen wounds on arms and legs, spraying blood in the sky, who is that?
[From Fito's Resentment Value +1000!]
"Humph! You think I'll fall for your trick? Once I enter the battlefield, I'll be swept into the beast tide..."
Danny: (ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̆ꐦ)
"I can't stand it anymore! He's so arrogant! I'm going to beat him!"
Saying that, his whole body turned into black steel, and he rushed into the beast tide without regard for his own safety!
Following Danny, seven or eight others also rushed out.
Aiwei's pretty face flushed: "Ahhh~ I can't stand it, the next wound on his body must be cut by me!"
Saying that, she also rushed out.
At this moment, the green grass on Jiangnan's head hadn't grown yet, and the more he looked at it, the angrier he got, plus they had been schemed against by Jiangnan all along the way!
How could they still hold back?
Fito gritted his teeth: "Humph! Young and reckless!"
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow, he's still quite calm!
Looking back, Ling Feng and the others had completely retreated out of sight!
Jiangnan grinned slyly, "If I don't drag you into the water today, I won't marry a wife!"
His body teleported wildly toward Fito, in an instant he was within three thousand meters of Fito!
He actually pulled the beast tide over!
Jiangnan took out his hundred-shot-hundred-hit small slingshot, loaded a black bead, drew the bow to full, and fired directly!
(๐‾᷄ڡ‾)つY─═≡☀︎
With a "whoosh", a red spiritual light flew out, heading straight for Fito's vital parts at extremely high speed!
Fito's eyes widened sharply, he froze on the spot: "Ori... Original Sin Heavenly Punishment?"
Frightened, Fito quickly generated bone armor, leaped high into the air, hoping to avoid it.
However, the red spiritual light made a sharp turn, coming from below, and hit the target!
"Boom!"
The huge penetrating force even directly pierced the bone armor and went in!
The wild impact sent Fito flying far away, a scream pierced the clouds!
(||ಥ皿ಥ) "F*ck! Hiss~"
The pain made Fito's face turn green, his mouth twitching.
Jiangnan then changed his vocal cords: "Big brother! Did I do a good job?"
Fito froze, this voice!
Isn't this the same big fool who mocked Lord Odin that night and caused half of the Mi Guo explorer camp to collapse?
"It's you? That night was you? All the things in Nightless City were done by you? You... very good! Very good!"
[From Fito's Resentment Value +1001!]
Jiangnan: (⸝⸝¯᷄ٹ¯᷅) "No need to praise me, I'll get shy!"
Fito furious: (ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̆ꐦ)
"I'm going to tear you apart alive right now! Steel Bones!"
In an instant, his white bone armor turned black, and he rushed toward Jiangnan like a giant cannonball!
Jiangnan grinned, as long as he took the bait!
A teleport back into the beast swarm!
At this moment, Danny had already come charging with a ferocious face, the black steel knife extended from his arm stabbing fiercely toward Jiangnan's heart!
Jiangnan casually released a spatial wormhole, and the stabbing black steel knife was directly transferred! It stabbed into the eye of a spirit beast charging from behind!
Danny's other hand's black steel knife was about to stab again!
Jiangnan directly pressed his big hand onto his face and slammed him hard onto the ground!
"Boom!"
Half his body was pressed into the ground by Jiangnan!
"Can you be any more trash? I can kill you with my eyes closed!"
Saying that, he actually closed his eyes!
Danny struggled to get up, furious: "Jiangnan! You go too far!"
Just as he was about to act, he saw Jiangnan directly take out a green helmet!
Opened a spatial wormhole, and without explanation, put it on Danny's head!
"So trash, so noob! Little green hat for you to wear!"
"We're brothers, don't be polite! You want to buy, but bro won't sell!"
[From Danny's Resentment Value +1000!]
No one humiliates people like this!
Enraged Danny slashed down, but Jiangnan with closed eyes had already teleported behind him, snatched the green hat off Danny's head!
In the instant the green grass grew on his head, Jiangnan pulled it off!
Then gave his butt a hard kick!
"Little grass pulled, say goodbye!"
"Go take the damage for me!"
One kick sent him flying over a hundred meters. Danny, who had just gotten up, was already red-eyed!
How could the gap be so big? Impossible!
"Jiangnan! I'll kill you!"
But at this moment, the spirit beasts around looked at Danny with red eyes and started biting him wildly!
Danny: ???
At this moment, there were two sugar cubes in the ant swarm!
But just then, an inexplicable force was exerted on Jiangnan!
His body uncontrollably flew to the left!
Aiwei was holding two large choppers, looking excited: "Heavenly Gravity!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes, it's this troublesome perverted yandere girl again?
A power similar to biological force field?
Jiangnan's body disappeared with a teleport, appearing again behind her!
Without saying a word, he took out a green hat and put it on her!
But Aiwei seemed to have precognition, turned sharply, and actually crashed into Jiangnan's arms, hugging him tightly!
"Haha~ Gotcha!"
Saying that, she stuck out her tongue and licked the wound on Jiangnan's cheek!
Jiangnan: !!!
Her grandma! Forgot this dead yandere's mouth skills!
His body stiffened again, the blood on his face was licked by her!
Aiwei, excited beyond control, nestled in Jiangnan's arms: "Giggle giggle~ Where to cut? Let's cut the rear! The rear has thick meat!"
Saying that, the two large choppers in her hands swung straight toward Jiangnan's rear!
Jiangnan: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)
I really freaking thank you!
Don't cut strange places, okay?
The two choppers slashed hard onto Jiangnan's rear!
"Clang clang!"
The blades chipped, even sparks flew! Didn't cut in at all, even bounced back!
His pants were slashed into two big openings, even the Hulk brand shorts were cut through, revealing the small triangle inside!
There was even a pattern of a crimson spider embroidered on it!
Aiwei's eyes widened, incredulous: "You... your rear can't even be cut by a knife! Is it an iron butt?"
Jiangnan (dark face): (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄
"And it's even bulletproof!"
At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief, thanks to the meticulous love of bad sister Mi Ye, luckily I was wearing it!
Otherwise, that hit just now would definitely have cost me two ounces of meat!
Jiangnan, freed from restraint, closed his eyes to shake off the green hat's influence, and directly put the green hat on Aiwei's head!
Unwilling to give up, Aiwei still wanted to lick blood!
Jiangnan snatched off her hat, pulled off the grass on her head, and teleported out of sight!
"Don't even think about licking me again! Dead yandere!"
Aiwei looked regretful: "Didn't cut again? Damn!"
"How could it not cut? It's clearly very bouncy, not scientific!"
But at this moment, the surrounding spirit beasts were already pressing toward her.
Three sugar cubes!
Aiwei stomped her foot angrily: "Heavenly Repulsion! Taste the pain, beasts!"
At this moment, Jiangnan was like a battlefield ghost!
Teleporting combined with spatial wormholes, frantically putting green hats on explorers who rushed into the beast tide!
Close eyes, put hat, take hat, pull grass! Movements fluid!
In an instant, more than twenty people in the field were taking the blame for Jiangnan!
Five of them had even been eaten alive by the eating beasts!
"Boom!"
Fito's body crashed through the beast swarm like a cannonball, his fist like a fierce tiger, smashing hard toward Jiangnan's head!
The speed was even so fast that Jiangnan's naked eyes couldn't keep up!
A threat of death enveloped his whole body. Jiangnan hadn't felt this sensation in a long time!
Blood Incineration. Emperor Engine! Activate!
In the flash of lightning, Jiangnan activated Blood Incineration and stacked six layers of Spatial Barrier by his side.
But Fito was so fierce that he punched through the six-level armor in one blow; Jiangnan only had time to block with his arm.
He was heavily smashed away by Fito.
His body pierced through three eating beasts along the way, flying over three hundred meters.
His face and arms were covered in blood! He lay on the ground motionless...
Fito's face was ferocious: "Heh! Mere platinum, just so-so. Once I get serious, you..."
A small hand holding a green hat passed through the spatial wormhole that appeared behind him!
And slammed the green hat onto Fito's head!
Fito: !!!
"Still conscious? What the hell is this thing you put on my head?"
He swatted it away and crushed it, but the green grass on his head had already grown out!
Spatial wormhole again, the grass on his head was directly pulled off by Jiangnan.
Jiangnan, with white smoke rising from the ground, wobbled to his feet.
One arm hung weakly at his side, the other hand held the green grass pulled from Fito's head.
He casually crushed it, grinning brilliantly.
"Guess how many of you 35 people will survive the next half hour?"
Fito clutched his head, his expression ferocious: "What do you mean?"
Jiangnan: ╮(๐‾᷄~‾᷅๐)╭
"The hole you dug for me, now you're all in it too!"
"You asked for it! And I've already gotten out!"
As he spoke, a green grass "pop" grew out on Jiangnan's head.
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As the green grass emerged on Jiangnan's head, the eating beasts that had just wanted to devour Jiangnan alive all turned their blood-red gazes onto Fito!
"Eh? The one with grass on his head doesn't seem so angry anymore!"
"Yeah, yeah! That big strong one, I don't like him. Let's go after him, he has more meat!"
Fito: (٥͡°益͡°)……
[From Fito's Resentment Value +1001!]