Chapter 690: Of Course I Choose to Forgive Him
[Forgiveness Hat!]
Effect: Within 60 minutes! No matter what the user does, they will be forgiven!
Put the Forgiveness Hat on your head!
Turn into an invincible little cutie!
No matter how bad the things you do,
Guarantee your bro won't kick the bucket!
ᕙ(˵ಡ౪ಡ˵)☞ Let's go wild!
Jiang Nan swallowed his saliva.
It sounds really perverted. Compared to the Small Slingshot, this explanation of the effect is way too simple, isn't it?
In one hour, no matter what you do, you'll be forgiven?
If I take the Small Slingshot and shoot at a Dao Heaven sparrow, will I be forgiven too?
This... if it doesn't work, I'm done for!
Jiang Nan was full of anxiety. Remember, this is a consolation prize!
The more awesome the effect, the more tricky the side effect!
Even Little Cherry himself doesn't dare eat it recklessly now. The name "Forgiveness Hat" sounds very unlucky!
Could it be that after wearing it, his hair turns green, or Xuexue Wolfbane runs off with some other handsome guy?
Jiang Nan's face twisted: "Big risk!"
He casually took out a Forgiveness Hat.
It's a black baseball cap, looking very ordinary!
Just like the Hulk Brand Shorts, the hat comes in many styles for you to choose from!
Rabbit ear hat, cowboy hat, little felt hat, all kinds...
Lying on the bed, Jiang Nan stared at the hat, falling into hesitation.
...
At this moment, a group of Explorers and trainees were also lying in bed, thinking about the "bomb" incident.
Endure for a moment, wind and waves calm; retreat a step, the more you think, the angrier you get.
[From Wang Ba's Resentment Value +1000!]
Half an hour later, about 150 to 160 people gathered in the corridor.
Wang Ba whispered: "Shh! Keep your voices down. Don't let that kid Jiang Nan find out!"
Qin Shou said weakly: "Are we really going to hit Boss Nan?"
Wang Ba gritted his teeth: "We have to get this bad air out. He made us do that embarrassing dance and took advantage of me!"
"Have you all forgotten what happened this afternoon?"
Everyone exchanged glances and gritted their teeth.
"Hit! This little brat is sneaky and mean. We have to turn the tables on him!"
"Of course? I've never been in a basin in my life... Ah, heart-breaking!"
"My hair was burned. I'm suffocating! We have to teach Jiang Nan a lesson!"
Ling Feng nodded: "Let's do it!"
At this moment, emotions were high, everyone was rubbing their fists, determined to avenge their shame.
Gong Lin whispered: "Then let's just make him cry! So he won't dare bully us anymore!"
Qin Shou shivered violently: "That's Boss Nan! A man who always operates in the atmosphere layer!"
"Are you sure you can handle him? And not get bullied to tears by Boss Nan again?"
The trainees, deeply poisoned by Jiang Nan, were incredibly timid at this moment.
Wang Ba patted his chest confidently: "Don't worry, I guarantee he won't escape. I'll hold him down, you guys just strike!"
Ling Feng smiled: "Trust the seniors. We're Pioneers! Seasoned veterans!"
The trainees were finally convinced. The group formulated a perfect plan to make Jiang Nan cry.
They quietly sneaked toward Jiang Nan's room.
At this moment, Jiang Nan, lying in bed, saw the Resentment Value start climbing again and shivered.
They're coming for me!
These people are definitely coming for me!
Looking at the Forgiveness Hat in his hand, Jiang Nan hardened his heart.
Lele ge xiong! (Exclamation equivalent to "Screw it!")
He directly put it on his head, pulled the covers over himself, and pretended to sleep.
The room door opened without a sound. The small room was packed with forty to fifty people.
There were still a bunch in the corridor who hadn't come in...
Seeing Jiang Nan sleeping soundly under the covers, everyone's faces showed evil smiles. They communicated with their eyes.
Wang Ba grinned: "Today I'll show you what Wang Ba Fist is!"
He grabbed the corner of the blanket and yanked it open, shouting: "Look at..."
Before he finished, his body froze instantly.
Jiang Nan, wearing the baseball cap, sat up from the bed, rubbing his eyes sleepily.
Jiang Nan: (｡⁼̴ࡇก｡)
"Mm? What's wrong? Why is everyone coming to my room so late?"
In reality, his heart was already in his throat, ready to drop a Diamond Durian and run at any moment.
Ling Feng urged: "Wang Ba! Hit him! Use Wang Ba Fist to smash his face without mercy!"
But in Wang Ba's sight, Jiang Nan was even showing a cute special effect!
The whole screen was full of blooming sunflowers. His facial expression was about to melt!
Hands clasped together over his chest.
(๐･᷄ʖ̫･᷅)人
"Roar~ Jiang Nan is so cute. I think I'll forgive him after all!"
As soon as he said that, everyone in the room stiffened.
What the hell?
You were the one leading this!
Ling Feng said urgently: "He made you dance 'Little Cutie' in front of the Peach Goddess, wanted to be your dad, and used your Wang Ba aura to blow yourself into the sky!"
"The building was destroyed! Such heinous acts! Can you stand it?"
Wang Ba heard this and started grinding his teeth again.
"Ahhh! That little bastard Jiang Nan kills people without paying. He did so many excessive things to me?"
"I... Of course I choose to forgive him!"
Ling Feng: ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
Gong Lin: ∑(°口°๑)
Everyone was stunned. Are you kidding me? You can forgive even that?
Then if your wife gives birth to a black baby, you'd forgive that too?
Wang Ba is indeed Wang Ba!
His whole body is the color of forgiveness!
Jiang Nan was going crazy with joy. Gehaha!
I didn't even know I was such a heinous person!
And he was forgiven!
The Forgiveness Hat is so strong! It really works!
Jiang Nan: (ꐦ°᷄Д°᷅) "I heard you want to hit me? Getting bold, huh?"
He gave Wang Ba a brain flick.
Wang Ba's perspective of Jiang Nan with the forgiveness special effect:
✿(☍﹏⁰): "Brother Ba wants to hit me? How can you bear it?"
Wang Ba: (๐´ᴗ`)人
"How could Brother Ba bear to hit you? No hitting, no hitting! I've already forgiven you!"
Everyone shivered violently. This guy is hopeless!
Ling Feng urged: "Linlin! You go!"
Gong Lin gritted her tiger teeth: "Don't think because you're handsome I won't make you cry today!"
"I wasted my favorite pair of high boots! Who knows what psychological torment I went through during those three hours?"
But just as she was about to make a move, her body froze.
Jiang Nan said arrogantly: ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶ "Hmph! Dare to hit me? Try it!"
Then he gave Gong Lin a headbutt.
Gong Lin's perspective of Jiang Nan with the forgiveness special effect:
✿(•̥́﹏•̀ू): "Sister Linlin wants to hit Little Nan? Does Sister Linlin not like Little Nan anymore?"
Gong Lin held her forehead, her pretty face full of auntie affection.
"Mm~ He just wanted to help us detoxify! How could Little Nannan have any bad intentions?"
"Sister Linlin forgives you! Be good~"
Then she even leaned in and kissed Jiang Nan's forehead.
Everyone went crazy!
He's all bad intentions, okay?
But instead of hitting Jiang Nan, she kissed him?
Ling Feng exclaimed: "Are you crazy? Because of him, you turned into a tissue box! Aren't you angry?"
Gong Lin pouted: "Why are you so petty? Of course I choose to forgive him!"
Ling Feng: ???
"Forget it, forget it! I'll do it myself!"
But as soon as he rushed up, the moment he looked Jiang Nan in the eyes, his heart melted.
"What did he even do wrong? Even if he did wrong, we should forgive him!"
Jiang Nan stood on the bed, hands on his hips, laughing loudly.
He gave Ling Feng a brain flick.
Ling Feng glared: "Oh? You..."
Jiang Nan: ﹤(｡‾᷄ᴗ‾᷅｡)﹥
"What? Not convinced?"
Ling Feng: (٥･᷄ᴗ･᷅) "Forgive you!"
Jiang Nan was ecstatic. Oh my god!
Is this the feeling of doing whatever you want?
The Forgiveness Hat and the Small Slingshot are a perfect match, okay?
They wanted to hit me?
Jiang Nan went around, flicking everyone's foreheads one by one. They all had angry expressions, but the moment they saw Jiang Nan, they forgave him!
Those in the corridor who hadn't come in were going crazy!
Qin Shou and the others turned pale with fright.
This Southern man is indeed in the atmosphere layer!
Not only did they not make him cry, but Jiang Nan even flicked their foreheads?
He even dared to flick the foreheads of Pioneer seniors?
Without a second word, they turned around and ran back to their rooms.
Jiang Nan: (๐≖ก≖) "Ahem!"
The trainees' bodies froze, their faces full of terror.
"It has nothing to do with us! The seniors forced us to come!"
"Exactly! We couldn't even stop them!"
"It was all Brother Ba who led! We had nothing to do with it!"
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes: "Flick your own foreheads three times before you leave! Make it audible!"
Qin Shou and the others frantically flicked themselves a few times and quickly ran back to their rooms.
Back in their own rooms, the Explorers who had "forgiven" Jiang Nan all looked like they'd seen a ghost.
Huh?
How could I forgive Jiang Nan?
It's a miracle I didn't strangle him!
What just happened was really eerie!
Wang Ba was clawing at his face, pounding his chest in his room, hating his own soft heart.
That wasn't the real me just now!
Little bastard, don't let me catch you!
[From Wang Ba...]
Ling Feng also looked like he was questioning his life. He actually forgave Jiang Nan after being flicked on the forehead?
Was his brain short-circuited?
If I had another chance, I'd give him a head full of bumps!
Meanwhile, Gong Lin was rolling around on her bed frantically...
[From Ling Feng...]
[From Gong Lin...]
In his own room, Jiang Nan was ecstatic!
Too strong! A life-saving artifact!
Perfect for him!
But the influence of the Forgiveness Hat wasn't that great. The Resentment Value started coming in again!
And even more fiercely than before!
It seemed it wasn't a long-term effect, just affecting the state at the moment?
Still very impressive!
However, Jiang Nan suddenly became worried. If the Forgiveness Hat was this awesome, how fierce would the side effect be?
With a nervous heart, he spent an hour. He took off the hat and looked in the mirror.
Hair didn't turn green?
Jiang Nan's heart sank. His face turned white.
Something's wrong!
He teleported to Xia Yao's room and directly pulled the sleeping Big Wolfie out of bed, shaking her awake.
Big Wolfie: (｡⁼̴～⁼̴｡)
"Mm? Little Nan? What's wrong? Want to sleep together?"
Jiang Nan said nervously: "Big Wolfie, have you ever had the thought of running off with some other handsome guy?"
Xia Yao rubbed her eyes and immediately became alert.
What kind of ghost questions are you asking me in my room in the middle of the night?
Then she put on a mischievous smile.
(๐⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛๐)
"So scared I might run off with another handsome guy? Then what would you do if I really did run off with another handsome guy?"