Chapter 688: The Last Ordeal! (Bonus Chapter)
Under Jiangnan's horrified gaze, everyone rushed into the back kitchen and snatched all the steel basins!
They then turned and sprinted wildly toward their own rooms. The moment the door closed three seconds later, a thunderous noise akin to flash grenades and double-kick firecrackers erupted from inside the room!
Immediately after, a barrage of curses rang out!
"Can't you hold it back a little? How can a steel basin withstand this kind of abuse?"
"It said it couldn't control itself, what could I do?"
"Holy moly, 'Detoxifying Soybean'? All my burning rage went down the wrong path?"
"These young reinforcements are really not behaving like humans!"
In an instant, the entire building was filled with cannon fire, rolling with white smoke!
But there were still those who hadn't even gotten a steel basin!
At that moment, Gong Lin was lying on the ground, her pretty face drenched in anxious sweat!
Bastard Jiangnan, give me back my roses! You didn't even leave me a basin!
Driven mad with panic, her eyes swept wildly across the room, finally landing on a pair of high-top leather boots...
She shook her head frantically!
"No, no! I have to have some bottom line!"
Yet three seconds later, Gong Lin tremblingly reached out and grabbed the leather boots...
Meanwhile, inside Jiangnan's barrier space, Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and the others looked over with pleading expressions!
Their eyes were pitifully desperate!
(๐ŏ﹏ŏ)
"Xiao Nan, we can't hold out much longer either!"
Mila clung tightly to Jiangnan's arm, her little face wrinkled up.
(๐˃᷄﹏˂᷅)
"Jiangnan Gege, hurry up!"
Jiangnan grinned widely. "With your Nan Ge here, there's no toilet crisis!"
With that, he teleported everyone to the middle of the compound!
Opening the alternate dimension, accompanied by the roar of an engine, he drove out two large modified off-road RVs from inside!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao stared dumbfounded at the scene.
Xiao Nan is just too awesome!
What exactly do you have prepared in your alternate dimension?
Even RVs?
Jiangnan clapped his hands. "One RV for the guys and one for the girls. Each has three bathrooms, more than enough!"
At this point, Mila and the others couldn't care about anything else; they rushed straight into the RVs!
Upstairs in the rooms, Ling Feng and the others guarding their steel basins were stunned to see the two RVs in the courtyard.
You brought two houses here?
No wonder you weren't worried!
It turned out that a Space System user really can do anything!
The cannon fire in the building lasted a full three hours!
Sitting in the courtyard, Jiangnan watched the white smoke billowing out of the building and shivered violently.
Time-check—should be almost over, right?
But at that moment, Gong Lin was going crazy.
"Dong dong dong~"
Gong Lin snapped, "What now?!"
Ling Feng, face red, said, "Linlin, give me some toilet paper. The brothers don't have any paper left!"
Gong Lin: (｡•ˇ～ˇ•｡) "Get lost!"
"Don't even think about it! Why would I give you paper? Do you think I'm a tissue dispenser?"
In just a little while, over a dozen people had come knocking!
Ling Feng covered his face. "The reason I could come out is because my buddies scraped some together. Please help!"
"A hundred or so brothers are counting on you!"
Gong Lin, face dark, raised her hand. Sheets of white paper formed from her hand, quickly peeling off, flying out through the crack under the door, and piling up in a stack.
"Don't say it came from me, or I'll blow you up!"
Ling Feng happily grabbed the pile of paper and distributed it to every room.
Crisis averted for now!
Upstairs, in the bathroom above the cafeteria, the air was thick with mist.
Qin Shou, the four of them, were sweating profusely, all looking relieved as they let out a collective sigh.
Wang Ba said with feeling, "We four have fought side by side in the same bathroom."
"No secrets left. I recognize you as brothers!"
He pulled out a pack of Huazi cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to each of them.
"Let's have a Huazi to calm our nerves."
Ye Xinghe and the others took them. Wang Ba took out a lighter, brought it to his face, and was about to press it.
Qin Shou suddenly realized what was happening, his face filled with terror. The cigarette in his mouth dropped to the floor.
"Hey, holy sh*t! Don't—"
He threw himself desperately toward Wang Ba!
"Click~"
But a crisp sound rang out as a small yellowish flame emerged from the lighter.
Wang Ba closed his eyes, enjoying the moment of lighting his Huazi with a contented look.
(๐ꈍ3ꈍ)⋋☄ *puff~*
However, that little flame ignited all the white mist in the bathroom, causing a violent explosion!
"Boom!"
A huge roar. The bathroom door was blown open, and Qin Shou and the other two were blasted against the wall.
Wang Ba's Huazi in his mouth exploded into a flower, his face blackened, and his hair caught fire.
The sudden explosion stunned Wang Ba completely. He stood there motionless, the butt of the exploded cigarette still in his mouth.
Flames shot through the large hole in the floor and instantly rushed into the cafeteria!
The cafeteria, filled with white smoke... exploded!
In a few microseconds, it seemed like a chain reaction occurred.
The flames ignited all the combustible gases in the hallway, rooms, and bathrooms.
Sitting in the RV, Jiangnan saw flames burst out from every window of the building!
The next moment!
"Boom!"
A thunderous explosion shattered all the window glass of every room.
Blazing flames erupted from inside.
The explorers inside the rooms were blasted out by the shockwave, flying through the air with miserable howls, crashing heavily to the ground.
The shockwave even deformed Jiangnan's face!
Jiangnan's eyes widened in horror.
You guys are too much!
How did you blow up the entire building?
"Aowww! Which bastard lit the fire? I hadn't even pulled up my pants and got blown out!"
"Why is the force so strong? My steel basin..."
"Don't you know that in a bathroom, fire is strictly forbidden?"
"Going through 81 difficulties just to use the bathroom, and finally reaching the last difficulty, and we crash! The Wang Ba ordeal didn't pass!"
At this moment, Jiangnan's resentment points list exploded like never before.
[From Ling Feng...]
[From Gong Lin...]
"Rumble!"
After three hours of torment, the building finally collapsed under the strain, crashing down with a roar!
Zhong Yingxue and the others poked their heads out of the RV, horrified at the sight of the ruin.
Is it really that terrifying?
From the rubble, people covered in soot crawled out, their faces gray.
A dozen electrifying gazes shot toward Jiangnan.
Jiangnan swallowed, raising his hands. "It... it really wasn't me who lit the fire!"
Gong Lin ground her teeth. But it was you who gave us the poison!
After eating the Small Soybeans, the consequences were even more terrifying than rage!
Seeing everyone still staring at him, Jiangnan pulled a handful of Awkward Dance Grenades from his pocket.
-`☻´-╮(･᷄ὢ･᷅)╭-`☻´-
"Brothers, want to dance an awkward one?"
Everyone swallowed hard and shuddered.
[From Wang Ba's Resentment Points +1000!]
That feeling of being furious yet completely helpless against him was just too unbearable!
Ling Feng covered his face.
They'd truly witnessed the power of Jiang the Devil.
Less than half a day at the Explorer Camp, and they'd already demolished a building!
"From now on, let's eat the Small Soybeans in batches..."
"Post 'No Fire' signs in all bathrooms. We don't have many buildings left!"
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Meanwhile, at the Fish Kingdom Explorer Camp!
Similar "ding-dang" explosive sounds rang out from the building.
The only difference was that beside the garden, a row of people crouched in the bushes, only their heads visible, their faces pitch black, and the bushes turning yellow at a visible rate...
In the bathroom, Heidi sat on the toilet, sobbing nonstop.
"Pulululu~"
*:‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄﹏˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·:*
I am a saint! A saint shouldn't make such sounds!
What kind of weird beans did that handsome young man sell us?
[From Heidi's Resentment Points +1000!]
Outside the bathroom, Robert leaned on a steel sword guarding the door, her expression icy.
Anyone who heard the saint's indecent sounds would be cut down!
Adams: (งཀ益ཀ)ง
"Jiangnan! Just you wait! Wait until I'm better!"
[From Adams...]
Late at night, the Nightless City was still brightly lit with neon.
In a nameless alley's bathroom, Lan sat hollow-eyed on the toilet.
She had been sitting there for over ten hours...
"Paper~"
She tremblingly pulled a wad of cash from her pocket, feeling immense heartache, then stuffed it back in, shaking her head frantically.
"No way!"
She had earned that money by getting beaten!
Another hour later...
Lan staggered out onto the street, missing nine bills from her pocket.
"(›ཀ﹏ཀ‹) Wuwuwu~"
"My little money! Damn it!"
Never eat random things again!
[From Lan's Resentment Points +1000!]
[From Lan...]
In the middle of the night, Jiangnan lay in bed, still excited.
Effort really does pay off!
The 1.2 million he had spent on first-aid kits had already been recouped, and now the total resentment points had reached 8.42 million!
Earlier, he had dared not draw lottery because he was afraid of something unexpected happening in the Abyss and not having resentment points for emergencies.
Now why should he be afraid? Great business opportunities lay ahead!
His goal was to let everyone in the Nightless City eat his Small Soybeans!
All for one, one for all!
Reserving more than three million for emergencies, he took out five million resentment points and started a new round of lottery.
[Lucky Ten-Draw Begins!]
[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation Prize: One Awkward Dance Grenade!]
[Congratulations! Prize: A pair of Passionate Little Gloves...]
Jiangnan's eyes were full of anticipation, wondering if there would be new prizes this time.
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Author's note:
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