# Chapter 669: I Can't Change It
He arranged a 108-kowtow Heavenly Gang and Earthly Fiend ceremony for little Mira as well, making her giggle with laughter!
Even Xiao Jiuwo got to enjoy Jiangnan's service, his face full of emotion!
Being the pet of such a master was just too good, wasn't it?
At 10 PM, having fulfilled his dreams, Jiangnan directly entered sage mode!
He returned to his room with a satisfied expression!
Xia Yao quietly snickered. Was Xiao Nan really this easy to please?
Just getting a scrub bath made him this happy?
In a few days, it would be Zhong Yingxue's birthday. Late at night, Xia Yao secretly created a group chat.
They discussed taking a break and sneaking off to Rongcheng without Zhong Yingxue's knowledge to prepare birthday gifts.
And there were also little Mira's daily necessities to buy.
Jiangnan grinned. This was settled!
He didn't need to prepare anything himself since he already had that Starlight-rank Spirit Pearl.
But the supplies in the Alternate Dimension did need replenishing!
Unable to sleep, Jiangnan remembered something and pulled out the "Demon Mentor" banner from his Alternate Dimension, hanging it on the wall!
Then he turned on the bedside lamp and pulled out a thousand pairs of Hulk Brand Shorts...
The next morning, the classroom was quite lively!
"Hey hey hey, I heard a rumor that the academy is about to release a large-scale Unrivaled mission. I wonder if our batch can take it!"
"I heard about it from a senior too. The older students aren't suppressing their levels anymore and are training like crazy. Over a dozen have already reached Platinum!"
"Little Dragon Man? Got any news?"
Ye Xinghe shrugged: "Nothing's set in stone yet. Besides, even if the mission comes down, we might not be able to get involved!"
"The upperclassmen all have to prepare fully, and some have even reached Platinum. We're still pretty far off!"
Hearing this, everyone felt restless and anxious.
Jiangnan was sitting in his seat, ears perked up, listening intently.
What large-scale Unrivaled mission? How come I haven't heard about it?
Is there money to be made?
The seniors and juniors are all leveling up crazily? Sounds like there's something to it!
Qin Shou: (΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
"Hehehe, what kind of focus is that? Who cares what mission it is! Today, we're getting a transfer student! A blonde girl!"
As soon as he said this, the smiles on everyone's faces froze!
"Sorry, but I've lost all interest in transfer students. Let me ask just one thing—is this transfer student human?"
"Last time Xiong Er transferred in, it shattered all my illusions about transfer students!"
"Blonde girl? I get it! It must be a golden-furred female monkey that can talk! Or maybe a big golden retriever!"
Glasses brother said in terror: "Oh no—could it be that white-haired gorilla from yesterday?"
Xiong Er: "(乛㉨乛｡) I feel offended!"
Jiangnan covered his face: "Could you at least have some expectations?"
What kind of torment had they endured to be this hung up on whether a transfer student was human?
Everyone (٥≖_≖) looked at Jiangnan. Sorry!
No expectations means no disappointment.
We're immune to your tricks now. Expectations? Not happening!
Just then, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao walked into the classroom hand in hand!
Everyone's eyes lit up. A group of girls surrounded them, chattering away!
"No way, Sister Xue? You're Platinum? Did you ride a rocket? Leveling up that fast?"
"Not just Sister Xue—even Nan Shen and the others have gone up several levels. Did you guys spend money?"
"Wow! Your skin is so fair and smooth! What's your secret?"
Zhong Yingxue's pretty face flushed slightly: "It's all Xiao Nan's doing. Yesterday, I just had him give me a scrub bath, and I became Platinum!"
As soon as she said this, the room fell silent. Countless arrows of gazes landed on Jiangnan!
They weren't even trying to hide it anymore?
Zhong Yingxue suddenly realized something was wrong, and the tips of her ears turned red!
"(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) No! You're thinking the wrong thing! It was just an ordinary scrub bath!"
Xia Yao snickered: "Pfft hahaha! It was just a back scrub, you know. Have you heard of the Kyoto Yuanyang Hot Spring?"
"Xiao Nan set one up at home too. It's even better than the one in Kyoto!"
Everyone was stunned upon hearing this. No way?
Was it really that amazing?
Bathing and back scrubbing could level you up?
Make your skin fair and tender?
"Nanshen! Can we try it too? Is it really that powerful?"
"I've long heard of the fame of Yuanyang Hot Spring. I heard there was even a rare phenomenon of ten suns in the sky a while back!"
"Yuanyang Hot Spring at home? Nanshen, do you have a volcano at home?"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up the moment he heard this!
Opportunity! The Fenglin Hot Spring could smoothly open for business now!
Wolfbane and Snow were the best advertisements!
Plus, the senior students were eager to level up, and Qin Shou had an unlimited supply of milk!
Money would flow in like crazy!
And most importantly, he could satisfy his craving for giving scrub baths!
Jiangnan: (๐◔ټ◔ิ)☛
"Helping others has always been my noble virtue. I'll arrange it!"
Just then, Tao Xinyi walked in, and everyone quickly sat down quietly!
Tao Xinyi: "I have good news for everyone. Today, our class has another transfer student!"
(๑•̀ꇴ•́)！
Tao Xinyi finished speaking cheerfully, waiting for the students' cheers!
But the class was so silent you could hear a pin drop, as if everyone had been muted!
The smile on Tao Xinyi's face froze. Th-this awkward?
Why weren't these little beasts excited at all?
"Ahem! Come in!"
Little Mira stepped in, her blonde hair tied in twin ponytails, carrying a little red backpack, her cute face full of adorableness!
The clothes she wore were very fashionable, with Chibi Maruko-chan patterns all over them!
Jiangnan had made them overnight from Hulk Brand Shorts, creating several sets!
This was a piece of cake for Jiangnan, who had maxed out his tailoring skill!
"Hello everyone! I'm Mira, the new transfer student. I'm 27 years old!"
"Gold 8-star Healer-type Spirit Warrior! Please take care of me!"
(๐ŏᴗŏ๐)
The class, which had been silent a moment ago, suddenly erupted!
"Ahhhh! It's not a golden monkey! How can she be this cute? Was she raised on cute-os?"
"27 years old? Bullshit! She looks like she's twelve or thirteen! A legal loli! Forced 27?"
"Isn't this the little girl Nanshen brought back yesterday? I thought she was someone's kid, but she's the transfer student!"
"Ooh! My expectations for transfer students are back! Hmm? Why does she look familiar?"
Tao Xinyi smiled: "Introduce yourself a bit more!"
Mira's little face turned red!
"You can call me Little Mila. I like Brother Jiangnan the most!"
"Specialty... hmm~ my specialty is being able to freely change size!"
As soon as she said this, everyone in the class was dumbfounded!
What?
What specialty?
Liking Jiangnan was normal enough, since he was called the dream of 900 million girls!
But this specialty seemed a bit off, didn't it?
Wasn't that a bit too strange?
Qin Shou was stunned: "Little Mila! Not gonna lie, I have that specialty too!"
Since when did freely changing size count as a specialty?
Qi Yu put on a helmet: "Th-this probably doesn't count as a specialty, right? I... I could do it if I tried hard enough!"
Mira tilted her head in confusion: "Huh? You can do it too? I thought I was the only one!"
Jiangnan: (⑉Ծก̀Ծ⑉) Pfft~ Mira, why don't you give everyone a demonstration!"
Jiangnan was about to burst from holding back!
Who taught Mira that? That's not how you use that phrase!
Mira smiled sweetly: "Alright then! I'll give everyone a demonstration!"
At this moment, everyone in the class was dumbfounded. What?
A demonstration?
Right here? On the podium?
Demonstrating freely changing size?
Tao Xinyi was panicking: "Isn't th-this a bit... inappropriate?"
Mira tilted her head in confusion: "What's inappropriate about it? I do demonstrations for Brother Jiangnan at home all the time!"
In an instant, gazes sharp as knives landed on Jiangnan!
Qin Shou glared: "I may not be a beast, but you're a real beast!"
Jiangnan: ???
Before Jiangnan could speak, Mira's spiritual energy swirled around her, and her body transformed into a 27-year-old form, her clothes changing size along with her!
Her angelic face stunned the entire class!
She even looked a bit more mature than Tao Xinyi standing beside her!
Everyone was frozen in place, almost crying at how beautiful she was!
Before anyone could react, Mira had already returned to her twelve or thirteen-year-old form!
"That Brother Qin Shou, you said you could change size too? Why don't you do a demonstration for everyone too!"
Qin Shou covered his face and started banging his head on the desk!
[From Qin Shou: Resentment +666!]
What the hell is "freely changing size"!
Puns like that should cost you money!
"There are too many people here, I... I can't do it!"
The class burst into laughter!
Jiangnan slammed the table, laughing hysterically!
Σ(๐˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅)ノ┳━┳
Tao Xinyi covered her face: "Don't leave after class. The teacher will give you some language tutoring!"
Mira: ???
And so, Mira successfully transferred into Jiangnan's class, and everyone liked the adorable little girl!
But Jiangnan wasn't idle!
Instead, he logged onto the academy forum and posted a thread!
Title:
8 PM, Fenglin Hot Spring Grand Opening Special!
Milk Yuanyang Hot Spring Pot!
Beautify skin, adorable and cute!
Strengthen body, raise stars, no need to explain!
Meng Nan online, slap-slap scrub!
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The pictures were all of the hot spring facilities!
And right in the middle was a selfie of Jiangnan himself!