# Chapter 659: None of Them Are Good Old Men!
The trainees watching Jiangnan spin his stool nearly popped their eyeballs out!
Their scalps went numb. What kind of divine mentor was this?
He dared to take on a Dao Heaven?
And judging by those practiced movements, this definitely wasn't his first time!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were panicking. Was Little Nan always this fierce outside?
Right now, Yao Hong, Nightingale, and Mu Wan were covered in blood, having just taken down the eighty-meter crocodile!
They'd finally managed to arrange for the Butler to be taken care of, and smug smiles spread across their faces!
They turned to Jiangnan, wanting to take credit!
But when they looked over, they saw Chang Wei... no wait! Jiangnan was beating up a Dao Heaven!
They almost dropped to their knees!
Did you have to be this ferocious as a commander?
Barton's mentality was completely shattered by Jiangnan!
He roared: "Someone! Someone come drag this brat away! He's defiling me!"
But his shout was met with complete silence!
He turned around and saw over three thousand Dracula members standing still as statues with green onions stuck in their heads. The rest were surrounded. The situation was hopeless. No one could come to help him!
Barton was dumbfounded!
What the hell was going on?
How had the immortal army that was fine just moments ago all turned into vegetables?
[From Barton Dracula's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Barton...]
He was completely suppressed. Barton was going crazy!
But he couldn't leave. Most of the Dracula members, even his own worthless son, had injected themselves with the Immortal Serum!
Once the serum stock ran out, in a few years, Dracula would completely collapse, with all members going mad!
Snatching back the mother was Dracula's only way out. Barton had no choice!
He bellowed: "Arrogance! Eight-Armed Blood God!"
In an instant, endless blood surged from his back, forming six arms made of blood!
They tore through his clothes, revealing his muscular upper body!
Four of them struck Ye Zhenguo hard, breaking free of his hold, while the other two slammed toward Jiangnan!
At this moment, Jiangnan's back went cold. If he took a punch from a Dao Heaven, his life was over!
He was about to teleport away!
But Barton's fist was already too fast to evade!
"Time Stop!"
Xiao Mila, who had been hanging on Jiangnan's back, activated her Gifted Spiritual Art immediately!
The two blood arms slammed into a golden orb of light and came to a sudden halt!
But even so, the blood arms were still slowly pushing inward!
Mila's pretty face turned pale: "No one can hurt Jiangnan Gege in front of me! Not even a Dao Heaven!"
Jiangnan's scalp tingled. With Mila's interference, he finally had time to teleport away!
And Ye Zhenguo roared: "Dragon Might!"
A powerful repulsive force sent Barton flying!
Barton landed, spat out a mouthful of old blood, and was about to speak with a cold sneer!
But he suddenly noticed a Space Wormhole appear in front of him, and a grenade painted with a black smiley face fell down!
He frowned: "What the hell is this..."
"Boom!"
The Cringey Dance Grenade exploded instantly, colorful electric lights engulfing Barton!
Barton's face turned red, his eyes wide with terror!
He jammed his cane into the ground, grabbed his waistband, and tore hard!
"Rriip!"
His entire pair of pants was ripped off!
Wu Liang and Xiong Er stared wide-eyed!
"Ooh hoo hoo? Triangle style!"
Barton, one hand on his cane, the other on his head, assumed a horse stance!
And roared: "Lameir~ Faker~"
୧(٥´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`) Lameir~
As he sang, he spun around the cane!
At this moment, everyone in the entire military base stared blankly at Barton!
Their eyes were all burned out!
What the hell was this?
A Dao Heaven Rank powerhouse suddenly busting out dancing in the middle of a fight?
And pole dancing? With a self-provided cane pole?
That "Lameir" had completely shattered our reverence for Dao Heaven Rank powerhouses!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan was doing the Scallion Shake Dance, but his face was absolutely thrilled!
The Cringey Dance Grenade really could control a Dao Heaven! Barton would be forced to dance for at least three seconds!
And the subconscious dance moves in this old man's mind were way too slutty!
He must have watched a lot of this stuff in his free time, otherwise how would he remember it?
He looked all proper, but you could tell at a glance he wasn't a good old man!
"Brother Ye! What are you waiting for? Shell him!"
Ye Zhenguo finally snapped out of his shock and roared, fully Beast Transforming!
Turning into a Azure Dragon over a hundred meters long: "Dragon Tail Sweep!"
In an instant, his tail slashed toward Barton like a sword through the air!
Barton: !!!
What the hell? Why did I suddenly start dancing such a slutty dance?
Don't I have any dignity?
Stop! I need to stop right now!
[From Barton Dracula's Resentment Value +1000!]
After three seconds, Barton could finally move, but the dragon tail was already upon him!
"Bam!"
Taking a direct hit, Barton was nearly cut in half. He spat out a mouthful of old blood and was sent flying far away!
Ye Zhenguo's eyes lit up: "That's awesome! Let's keep going!"
He gave chase!
At this point, Barton had no choice. Dracula was about to be finished. He fully Beast Transformed!
Turning into an enormous black bat, even bigger than Ye Zhenguo!
The Long Yuan members were in awe. This was like Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah!
Were they finally getting serious?
Just then, Barton roared: "Watch my..."
A dazzling stream of colorful electric light erupted behind him again!
The mischievous Jiangnan had sneakily thrown another Cringey Dance Grenade!
Barton's eyes widened as he roared to the sky: "Damn it all!"
Then he grabbed onto a tall building with his two claws, rubbing his body against it like a wave!
His bat mouth opened wide: "Lameir~ Faker!"
[From Barton Dracula's Resentment Value +1001!]
Everyone was stunned, covering their faces!
(ﾉ)ﾟДﾟ(ヽ)
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah?
King Ghidorah unprofessionally hugging a building to pole dance and shout "Lameir"?
If a movie was filmed like that, the box office would explode!
Ye Zhenguo laughed heartily and spat out a Dragon Breath, the energy beam shattering the building and blasting a bloody hole in Barton's chest!
Then he pressed down on Barton, sitting on top of him and beating him up!
"Little bro! Quick! One more! This old man is about done!"
Jiangnan didn't dare waste time. He sent another Cringey Dance Grenade through the Space Wormhole, slapping it right onto Barton's face!
Barton saw the black smiley face on the grenade and glared!
He grabbed Ye Zhenguo's head and pulled hard toward himself!
"Come with me!"
Ye Zhenguo: !!!
The next moment, the Cringey Dance Grenade exploded, covering both Ye Zhenguo and Barton in colorful electric light!
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥) Uh~
Barton and Ye Zhenguo looked at each other, both terrified, and quickly got up!
The massive bat, far over a hundred meters, grabbed hold of Ye Zhenguo's strong dragon body and treated him like a pole!
Wiggling its body, it rubbed wildly against Ye Zhenguo!
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) Lameir~
Ye Zhenguo bulged his eyes, grabbed his head with both claws, and shook wildly!
-`(ರдರ≡ರдರ)´-
His dragon legs stomped the ground frantically, his tail swinging!
And he roared:
"Stacks stacks stacks da da da~"
"Watch my show-off little steps~"
"Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'?"
"Whatcha rubbin' all over me for!"
As Ye Zhenguo shook his head, the light emanating from his crown swayed left and right, flickering endlessly!
The entire Masha Archipelago turned into a massive rave scene!
[From Barton Dracula's Resentment Value +1001!]
[From Ye Zhenguo's Resentment Value +1001!]
Down below, Jiangnan, doing the Scallion Shake Dance, had his eyes completely burned out!
Brother Ye's dance moves and rhythm were really something too! No wonder he was a Dao Heaven Rank Spirit Dancer!
(✘﹏✘٥)
Neither of these two old men were good old men!
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue, Yao Hong, and the others couldn't hold back their laughter. After seeing this scene, how were they supposed to look at Daos with respect ever again!
The pipe chat was so flooded with comments that the screen was unreadable!
"Is this what Dao Heaven-level combat looks like? I've learned something! Hahaha!"
"Only more slutty, never the most slutty. Azure Dragon War God leading a rave, how is that acceptable?"
"My worldview has been completely shattered. I can't help but start dancing along. Lameir!"
"Enough said. All the great ghost animal video UP-ers kowtow in thanks to our benefactors! Taking this to the ghost animal zone. You're this year's champion! King of Ghost Animals!"
At this moment, the Ye family was gathered in front of the computer, staring at the screen with empty eyes!
(٥≖_≖)
"This dad can't be kept!"
"Grandpa better not come home!"
"Ew~ So embarrassing..."
For three seconds, it felt like an entire century to Ye Zhenguo!
With a roar, he thrust out his dragon claws, stabbing two more holes in Barton!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: "Brother Ye, you're fierce! Let me help!"
Ye Zhenguo: "(ꐦ༎ຶ益༎ຶ`) You go somewhere cool and stay there! I'll handle this myself!"
"I shouldn't have believed your tricks!"
What Dao Heaven dignity was left? The glory Azure Dragon War God had accumulated over twenty-plus years, three seconds was all it took for me to throw it all away!
Barton was half-crippled. He could handle it!
If he let Jiangnan get involved again, who knows what else might happen!
Jiangnan: "(๑◔～◔ิ๑) Fine... fine, if you don't want help, don't want help then!"
"I'll go snatch some cash!"