Chapter 657: March in Place – Go!
Jiangnan charged into the Dracula dance-fight group while singing and dancing, two scallion holy swords in hand!
"Ah~ la sao sao, da li di la di di!"
The scallion holy swords in his hands snapped taut, green shadows streaking through the air!
Straight into the temple of the dancing Dracula!
Green scallion in, red scallion out!
⋌(๐•̀ꇴ•́)ㄏ(꒦ິд꒦ີ٥)
Pierced clean through, but instead of pulling the scallions out, Jiangnan left them stuck in the guy's head!
The man's pupils instantly lost focus, yet he didn't fall!
—(꒪～꒪)—
Instead, he kept dancing on the spot, like a zombie with scallions sticking out of his head!
ヾ—(ﾟ‸ﾟゞ)—
Strictly speaking, being stabbed through the head with a scallion didn't mean true death for this guy.
The serum in his body was still working, but it couldn't repair the brain tissue destroyed by the scallion. He lost the ability to think because the scallion was still in there...
And the dance grenade forced everyone in range to dance!
So even with a scallion stuck through his head, he still had to dance.
Forced to work, huh?
Jiangnan spun around, opening a space wormhole wide!
"La da li geng li sao~ ding dang mao~"
Another thrust of the scallion holy sword pierced another man's temple!
Little Mila sat on Jiangnan's shoulders, clapping along to his rhythm, her pretty face beaming with a bright smile!
Mila: ٩(๐˃̵ꇴ˂̵)و Ding dang cat!
At this moment, Jiangnan moved like he was in an empty zone, constantly pulling scallions out of the alternate dimension and stabbing them into the forced-dancing Dracula members' heads!
No one could stop him!
In less than half a minute, Jiangnan had stabbed through over a hundred heads with scallions!
The field now had over a hundred dancing zombies with scallions in their heads...
The Dragon Abyss troops and the Dandelions were all dumbfounded!
We don't care why the Draculas suddenly started dancing!
The question is, how can you stab through a Gold-rank spirit dancer's head with a scallion?!
"What kind of scallion is that? Excalibur? Nan Shen kills with scallions?"
"Other people put scallions up their noses to pretend to be elephants! Nan Shen puts scallions in heads—that's truly impressive!"
"Scallion dance? Why do I think Nan Shen looks so cute dancing with scallions while killing people?"
"This scene is too horrifying! Even with a hole through his head, he still has to dance? When did 'Plants vs. Zombies' add a scallion zombie variety?"
The scene before them had completely shattered their worldview...
Why did a serious battlefield turn so ridiculous once Nan Shen showed up?!
The remaining Draculas who weren't dancing charged forward, but the house-crashing squad naturally blocked them, letting Jiangnan freely insert scallions into dog heads!
The dancing Draculas at that point were terrified, bawling their eyes out!
"(;´༎ຶд༎ຶ`) Stop! Stop right now! I don't want a scallion in my head! I'll really die!"
"No! I can't control my restless heart! I just want to dance! Why am I so damn frisky?! Stop dancing!"
"Don't you dare come closer! We admit we were wrong, okay?!"
The Dracula army had completely lost their earlier charge momentum!
Seeing Jiangnan coming with scallions in hand, they were about to wet themselves!
If they got a scallion stuck in their head and no one pulled it out, they were as good as dead!
Even while dancing, the Dracula army stubbornly tried to move away from Jiangnan!
But with the dance steps on them, they couldn't budge!
The guy doing a Thomas spin propped himself up with both hands, spinning and kicking his legs, crawling away like a gibbon with his legs!
He moved 35 centimeters in one minute!
Turning back to see Jiangnan charging with scallions, he bawled!
/(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)\
I can't even move! I'm practically half-crippled now!
And the guy swaying his hips in place couldn't move at all!
A yellow-haired youth in tight jeans and bean shoes was running wildly, laughing his head off, looking smug!
Both hands waved over his head like a helicopter rotor, blurring into afterimages!
ዽ⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃
"Haha! Look at your crappy dances! Mine doesn't even slow me down!"
The dancing Draculas nearby were red-eyed with envy!
We wanted to wave our hands too, even if running while doing it looked a bit moronic, at least we wouldn't get scallions in our heads!
A youth doing the moonwalk while holding his head laughed smugly, his feet scraping the ground furiously, creating afterimages!
Like a three-wheeler stuck in reverse, dust flying everywhere!
(つಠᗜಠ)๛๛๛
"Goose haha! I'm off first! You guys just wait to get scallioned!"
The other dancing Draculas panicked: "Don't go! Take us with you!"
"Why do I have to do the Thomas spin?! Damn it!"
Seeing Jiangnan about to charge with scallions, a youth doing the shuffle dance was furious!
"Pfft! No loyalty! I'll take you all!"
He grabbed two guys doing the shoulder shimmy, gritting his teeth: "I'm running!"
Instantly, his shuffle dance kicked in, legs pumping into afterimages, dirt flying three meters high, his whole waist sinking into the ground!
He didn't move an inch!
The two shoulder-shimmy guys were going crazy with shaking!
"Can you do it or not?! Run! Stop grinding in place!"
"The Jiang Devil's coming! Run, dammit! I'm dying here! What use are those legs on you?!"
The shuffle dancer was furious. Why can't I move? I've worn through my soles!
Then it hit him—shuffle dance doesn't move you anywhere!
Shuffle is just marching in place!
You think I'm running? But I'm not? Still in the same spot?
So shuffle = marching in place?!
Aaaah!
Why did I have to dance this stupid dance?!
[From Mike's Resentment +1000!]
[From...]
Three green flashes, and three more scallion zombies appeared!
Jiangnan was stunned. This guy actually had some foresight!
Did he know he was about to die, so he used his legs to dig himself a grave?
Thumbs up!
Without wasting time, Jiangnan flashed across the field!
He went straight to the twerking muscular guy, nearly blinding himself!
One scallion thrust—straight through!
"Big bro helps you cure your cold!"
Three minutes passed, and over a thousand scallion zombies now filled the field!
When the dance grenade's effect wore off, the thousand-plus scallion zombies collapsed like dead batteries!
Those who hadn't gotten scallions in their heads shed tears of survival!
Finally made it! They ran off without looking back!
Jiangnan grinned, teleported into the crowd, and threw out 15 more dance grenades!
Multicolored electric light burst forth!
"Did I say you could stop?"
"Carry on with the music! Keep dancing!"
In an instant, the military base was filled with chaos, wailing nonstop!
[From Jack's Resentment +1000!]
[From Luna's Resentment +1000!]
Was this the Jiang Devil at full power?
He might not be strong, but he was a real devil!
...
Xia Yao's eyes were sparkling as she looked at Jiangnan, utterly excited!
She reached into her backpack and lovingly pulled out a dance grenade!
～(๐ಡㅂಡ)ᓄ-`☻´-
She nudged Zhong Yingxue with her shoulder: "Hey hey~ Let's throw one too, then beat them up! I wanna try!"
This treasure was earned by massaging Xiao Nan's shoulders for a whole hour!
Zhong Yingxue nodded eagerly: "Let's do it! Throw it over there—there are more people there!"
Xia Yao pulled the pin and tossed it hard into the crowd!
Then she and Zhong Yingxue watched expectantly!
Multicolored electric light burst forth!
Sure enough, every Dracula within 100 meters started dancing!
Zhong Yingxue's eyes sparkled: "They're really dancing! This is amazing! Yao Yao, you—"
Xia Yao's smile froze on her face, her beautiful eyes wide, cheeks flushed red!
Zhong Yingxue was startled: "Yao Yao, what's wrong?"
Xia Yao suddenly raised both wolf paws beside her face!
Her wolf ears twitched, her fluffy tail wagged back and forth, and she started swaying her hips!
"We all learn to bark like a pup~"
"Bark bark bark bark ow?"
ฅ(๐❛ัﻌ❛ั๐)ฅ
"Do a little cute act in front of you~"
"Hey yo bark bark bark bark ow~"
Zhong Yingxue: "(๐˃᷄ก˂᷅) Pfft—hahaha! Yao Yao, you... I can't!"
Xia Yao's face was burning red! Aaah! Why am I dancing too?!
Bark bark ow? Doing a cute act?!
How humiliating!
"Xiao Nan! Save me! Xiao Nan, I can't stop!"
Jiangnan heard Xia Yao's call and looked back sharply!
The first sight of Xia Yao made his body freeze, then his eyes turned into hearts, and he almost drooled!
(๐♡ꇴ♡)و✧ Supreme!
Da Lang Mie is too adorable! She threw a grenade too?!
"It's fine! Don't worry, it'll stop on its own in a bit! Just keep dancing!"
"From now on, use as many grenades as you want! I'll give you as many as you need! Pfft hahaha!"
Xia Yao blushed, mortified! So Xiao Nan didn't choose to dance? He danced because he threw the grenade?!
Why didn't you tell me earlier?! So embarrassing!
[From Xia Yao's Resentment +555!]
ฅ(⑉Ծ～Ծ⑉) Purr—ow~