# Chapter 646: Everyone Loses Face Together! Then I Don’t Count as Losing Face
The students who had been lying on the ground unable to move just moments ago all surpassed their limits, squeezing out the last trace of strength from their bodies to get up!
They all started dancing!
Some danced breakdance, others shuffled, some did the crab dance, and some even did the taxi dance!
Wang Zhan stood up with a terrified expression, hands on his head, twisting his hips, and actually started performing the long-lost Nicholas Zhao Si tap dance!
୧(ಥyiಥ)୨
"Oh no! Stop, stop quickly! If this keeps up, I'll die of social embarrassment!"
But his little shuffle steps were so rhythmic, advancing and retreating in order!
Some even lay flat on the ground and arched forward like waves!
Those who knew understood he was doing the wild wave dance; those who didn't would think he was cosplaying a caterpillar!
For a moment, a group of demons danced wildly, and the scene was extremely chaotic!
At this moment, all the students' expressions were filled with terror!
What the hell? Why can't we stop ourselves from dancing?
And the dance styles are all the ones most deeply impressed in our hearts, triggered by this restless emotion!
We simply can't stop, okay?
So embarrassing we want to crawl into a crack in the ground!
It was that grenade Nan Shen just threw—what kind of damn grenade is that?!
At this moment, even Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, who were standing nearby, widened their eyes!
These students are really pushing themselves!
Look! They're spitting blood and still dancing there!
What kind of weird tool was that grenade Xiao Nan just threw?
Xia Yao's wolf ears perked up excitedly, her eyes full of anticipation looking at Jiangnan!
～(๐╹ꇴ╹)
She looked just like a little girl begging to play with a toy!
At this moment, Jiangnan was also shocked by the effect of the Embarrassing Dance Grenade!
So fierce?
It really forces all creatures within range to dance, even those spitting blood?
This is way too useful!
Eyes full of excitement, Jiangnan was about to speak when he felt a restless mood fill his heart!
Only dancing could release it!
It was like a dam filled to bursting with water—if he didn't release it, he would explode!
Jiangnan was dumbfounded. He was outside the range of the Embarrassing Dance Grenade!
He wasn't affected, so why...
Then his face darkened!
Was it a side effect of the Embarrassing Dance Grenade?
As the one who threw the grenade, he had to dance too?
This is way too useless!
He originally thought it was a control-type tool, but damn, it even controls the user?
Hmph!
But how could this stump me, Jiang the Dance King?
Scallion Twirling Dance, here I go!
Jiangnan flicked his hand, and two large Scallion Holy Swords appeared in his grip!
Watch me dance with green shadows, twirl scallions and flatten pancakes!
"Didn't you say you had no strength left? Aren't you all full of energy now?"
"Come on! I'll dance with you!"
With that, he charged into the crowd holding two scallions!
The students were going crazy. What the hell is going on now?
Why is a green Teletubby holding two scallions, dancing the Scallion Twirling Dance while charging at us?
"Na~ la sao sao, da li di la di di!"
A green shadow flashed through the air, and Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu were slashed and sent flying backward, spitting blood!
They lay on the ground rolling their eyes, and even then, they kept dancing!
Xiang Zu lay on the ground thrusting his hips repeatedly, going "B leh~ B leh?"
This was simply unwatchable!
Meanwhile, Wang Zhan lay on his side, constantly kicking his legs, continuing his Nicholas Zhao Si tap dance!
His whole body rotated counterclockwise with his head as the center!
Zhong Yingxue covered her face. This Wang Zhan reminded her of that animated GIF of a drunk person trying to ride a bicycle painted on a non-motor vehicle lane!
Jiangnan glared: "Why aren't you fighting back?"
Xiang Zu wailed: "This... how the hell am I supposed to fight back? B leh?"
Wang Zhan covered his face: "I can't control my movements!"
Jiangnan said angrily: "Hopeless! Xiang Zu, even if you're dancing, can't you still use your abilities? Do you have to strike a pose to release them?"
"Wang Zhan! You can totally dodge using Nicholas's little shuffle steps!"
"Don't let anything affect your fighting will! Na li ba ba~"
"Boom!"
Another person was slashed away!
[From Wang Zhan's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Xiang Zu...]
They were all going crazy. Right now, we're not curious about why we can't stop dancing!
We're curious about how you can dance and slash people with two scallions at the same time!
We can't learn that kind of flashy move no matter what!
At this moment, Jiangnan's eyes were sparkling!
If we're going to embarrassingly dance together, then let's do it!
With my Scallion Sword Technique, I'm definitely the most capable fighter among all these spirit dancers!
From this perspective, the Embarrassing Dance Grenade isn't useless at all!
It's perfect!
As for face? What use is it?
If everyone loses face and embarrasses themselves together, then I don't count as losing face!
Jiangnan, holding two scallions, dominated the chaotic scene, looking down on all!
With a teleport, he appeared in front of Ye Xingxuan!
There, Ye Xingxuan was crying while waving her hands like waves!
~(☍﹏⁰。)~
Jiangnan twirled his scallions in front of her!
The two stared at each other speechlessly, and an awkward atmosphere filled the air!
Jiangnan: "Ahem~ What dance is that you're doing?"
Ye Xingxuan sobbed: "I'm like a seaweed seaweed seaweed! Drifting with the wind~"
"Seaweed seaweed seaweed~ Dancing in the waves!"
"Care not for the roaring waves~ I..."
"Boom!"
Jiangnan slashed her away with a scallion! What seaweed? Scallions are justice!
Then he rushed to the next scene, knocked out the cat-eared three sisters doing a bunny dance!
And slashed the one doing a Thomas flare until he spat blood!
Three minutes later, no one was standing in the field except Jiangnan!
They all lay on the ground covering their faces, finally surviving this ordeal!
The physical pain could still be endured, but the mental trauma could never heal!
Especially Xiang Zu, who let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered: "I don't want to live anymore!"
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: "Still have strength to yell?"
With that, he pulled out another Embarrassing Dance Grenade and detonated it!
Wuwuヘ(˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ヘ)
ヾ(*ཀ～ཀ)ﾉ Damn it!
(O;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)っAh~
Jiangnan: ⋌(˶‾᷄ꇴ‾᷅˵)⋋
Eight o'clock in the evening!
The 100 students lay on the ground motionless!
Jiangnan patted his hands with satisfaction: "I'll give you all a day off tomorrow. Let me think about what to teach you on the last day."
Wang Zhan raised his hand tremblingly: "Good night..."
Hopefully, we'll survive this last day!
Jiangnan grinned, took off his Teletubby suit, revealing his sweat-soaked face!
After seven days as Jiang the Antenna, it was time to log off!
Jiangnan's eyebrows and hair had grown back!
Although his hair wasn't long—just a clean, short buzz cut—it gave people a refreshing feeling, restoring his handsome appearance!
He returned to the apartment and took a shower!
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue sat on the sofa, their big eyes sparkling as they held the Embarrassing Dance Grenade, looking like they had found treasure!
(๐•̀ヮ•́)っ-`☻´-C(❛ั▾❛ั๑)
And Big Wolfie's feet weren't idle either—she was using her feet to massage Jiangnan's shoulders!
This Embarrassing Dance Grenade was what Xia Yao had traded with Jiangnan for an hour of shoulder massage!
But originally it was agreed that she would use her hands...
At this moment, Jiangnan finally had time to pull out his phone and contact Nightingale!
Nan Shen: Hey~ Is it convenient for me to pick up Xiao Mila tomorrow?
Nightingale: Sure thing! ٩(๑˃̶͈̀ᴗ˂̶͈́)۶
Jiangnan was dumbfounded. Why was Nightingale so happy?
Did she win the lottery or something?
Nightingale: Noon tomorrow, at the fried chicken shop in Sunset Square! I'll talk to you about Mila's precautions when we meet!"
"Oh right, that... can I still get a little more of that pudding?"
Jiangnan snickered. So Nightingale was happy because she got a taste of the sweetness?
Nan Shen: Been pretty busy these days, huh?
Nightingale: (⑉ԾзԾ⑉) Pfft! Careful or I'll cut you dead! See you tomorrow!
Jiangnan chuckled, scrolled through his list, and saw another message from Wang Gang!
Gang Cannon: Nan Shen! Awesome! Too awesome! No need for many words! Got time tomorrow? Let's start with 100 buckets of that muscle water!
Jiangnan covered his face. "Muscle water"? Haha, the hunger marketing really works—business is coming in!
Nan Shen: Deal! I happen to have business at Sunset Square tomorrow. See you at noon! 100,000 per bucket, how about it?
Gang Cannon: ᕦ(･᷅min･᷄)ᕤ OK!
Jiangnan was blinded by Wang Gang's emoji. What kind of person uses their own muscle photo as an emoji?
"Snowy, Wolfie! Tomorrow we're going to pick up Xiao Mila and bring her home!"
The two immediately got excited, and Xia Yao pounced on him!
"Hehe! I've missed the little girl so much. As a reward, I'll use my hands to massage your shoulders instead!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. It was supposed to be hands from the beginning, okay?
The next morning, Xiao Mila spun around excitedly in her room!
"Hehe! Going home! Going to see Jiangnan Gege! Yay~"
٩(๐˃̵ꇴ˂̵)۶
"Nightingale Jiejie, what outfit should I wear?"
At this moment, Mila was looking at the cute clothes spread all over the bed, lost in thought!
Nightingale was still wearing her motorcycle helmet, but now she had developed a bountiful figure!
"Xiao Mila looks good in anything!"
Mila: "Then I'll make myself smaller. Jiangnan Gege likes small ones! And he can carry me on his shoulders!"
Nightingale shook her head repeatedly: "No no no! That person likes big ones! Personally tested!"
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Author's note:
[IMPORTANT: Replace every Chinese term above with its English translation or pinyin transliteration. Output the full corrected text.]