Chapter 644: Awkward Dance Grenade! (Bonus Chapter)

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# Chapter 644: Awkward Dance Grenade! (Bonus Chapter)

Having entered a state of full-on cultivation, Jiangnan was undoubtedly terrifying!

Under the dual blessing of SSS+ talent and Heart-Thumping Pop Rocks, the total amount of spiritual energy within his body was gradually increasing bit by bit!

The top-tier mandarin duck pot finally settled down!

As for the other pots, they had become exceptionally heated due to the addition of the Muscle Reform Department!

A day and a half later!

Jiangnan's rank had surged to Gold Nine Stars, and he was now charging toward Gold Ten!

Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and the others were also steadily improving their ranks!

In fact, Jiangnan's physical fitness had long reached the Platinum level!

Jiangnan was planning to take this opportunity to push straight to Platinum in one go!

If he could rise by one major rank, his physical fitness would undergo another major transformation!

That way, although his body wouldn't be as freakish as a Diamond-level powerhouse, it wouldn't be too far off!

At that point, fully activating Blood Incineration would no longer be an issue!

However, Jiangnan was overthinking it!

By the end of the second day, the rate of improvement had slowed considerably!

After absorbing this much, Jiangnan only felt soreness and swelling all over his body!

It was just like that time in the Spirit Pool—the human body has its limits. Even if Jiangnan wasn't exactly human anymore, he couldn't become a fat man in one bite!

And at that moment, Ye Xingxuan and her six companions had reached their time limit!

In two days, with the help of Heart-Thumping Pop Rocks, each of them had risen by about two stars, and Ye Xingxuan had even risen by three stars!

The joy of leveling up had diluted the sorrow of turning into Muscle Devils!

Their physical strength had also improved significantly!

They headed back first, and Jiangnan asked Ye Xingxuan to request another day off from Uncle Da!

The training time was extended by one more day!

Before leaving, Jiangnan gave Ye Xingxuan and the other six green fish-man hoods to cover their heads!

Ye Xingxuan's pretty face darkened: "Boss Nan, where do you even get such ridiculous hoods?"

First, there were Pikachu hoods, and now green fish-men?

Wasn't the Muscle Barbie look terrifying enough? Putting this thing on their heads...

They'd lose all face!

Jiangnan chuckled happily: "It's already good enough to have them. With them on, no one knows who you are!"

And so!

Seven Muscle Barbie green fish-men, under the gaze of countless onlookers, emerged from the Holy Flame Spirit Ruins, hailed seven taxis, and returned to the academy!

Only one person could fit in each taxi!

[From Bai Jiafei's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Ye Xingxuan...]

Meanwhile, Nightingale's time was also up, and she came to find Jiangnan!

Jiangnan gave her a motorcycle helmet and ten small puddings!

"Go back and eat the puddings; you'll thank me!"

Nightingale put on the helmet with a dark expression: "When are you coming to pick up Mi La?"

Jiangnan's body stiffened—he had originally planned to pick up Mi La as soon as he came out of the Holy Flame Spirit Ruins!

But now that he had been poisoned by Strength 2.0, if he brought Mi La back looking like this, she would definitely despise him!

"In a few days, when my hair and eyebrows grow back!"

Nightingale snickered: "Alright, call me then. There are some important things about Mi La I need to tell you!"

Jiangnan nodded, and Nightingale left!

On the third day!

Due to the frenzied absorption by the Muscle Reform Department, the 300 barrels of Strength 2.0 that had spread into the underground waterways were almost completely absorbed!

And the bald heads of the Sun Ten Sons had also stopped glowing. People were increasingly convinced that this muscle event was related to an abnormal phenomenon!

As the third day drew to a close!

Jiangnan was still absorbing spiritual energy, but the rate of improvement had slowed significantly!

His rank was now at the peak of Gold Nine!

Platinum was out of reach!

Whether he could reach Gold Ten would have to depend on fate!

While absorbing spiritual energy, Jiangnan wasn't idle either. Since he had some time, he decided to check his system!

During this period, selling underwear at his stall had earned him quite a bit!

After being exploited by the system, he didn't have much money left!

However, his skill points had accumulated to a whopping 1.41 million!

He had so many that he didn't even know where to spend them!

Jiangnan smiled with satisfaction—he was indeed a dedicated street vendor!

Having so many skill points piled up wasn't ideal!

Looking at his skill list, Vajra Finger was already maxed out!

So Jiangnan set his sights on the Eight Inner Gates!

Ever since he learned the Eight Inner Gates, it had remained at the top level, allowing him to only open up to the seventh Gate of Shock!

The reason he hadn't maxed it out was that Jiangnan felt there was no need to learn the Gate of Death, as it might end up killing him!

Since he had so many skill points lying around unused anyway, he might as well max it out!

[Adding Skill Points: 1,000,000 points!]
[Skill Upgrade! Eight Inner Gates (Master Level): MAX!]

Instantly, information about the acupoint stimulation method for the Gate of Death appeared in his mind!

Jiangnan gasped sharply!

This was truly a cheat bought with his life! The boost from opening the Gate of Death was terrifying!

Stimulating all of the body's potential, surpassing limits, and unleashing it all in a short period?

If he opened this, even a small ginseng wouldn't be able to save him!

Jiangnan shook his head like a rattle—he would never open it, even if it killed him!

Otherwise, even Li Bing wouldn't be able to kiss him back!

He still had 410,000 skill points left, and Jiangnan's gaze fell on his resentment value!

After deducting what he had spent during this period, his resentment value was around 8.42 million!

Jiangnan pursed his lips—was he not being ruthless enough?

It had been so long since he last tried lottery, and he only had this much?

[(´-﹏-`٥)]

Alright, let's try 5 million to test his luck!

[Lucky Ten-Draw Lottery Begin!]
[Congratulations on Winning! Prize: Passionate Little Gloves (Pair)!]
[Thank You for Your Patronage! Consolation Prize: Paralyzing Gold Ring (One)!]

By the forty-third draw, something new finally appeared!

[Thank You for Your Patronage! Consolation Prize: Awkward Dance Grenade (One)!]
[Thank You for Your Patronage...]

Jiangnan was stunned—after the Paralyzing Gold Ring, there was another new consolation prize?

After 50 lucky ten-draws, he had pulled 73 grenades?

No new regular prizes? It had been so long since he last got one!

All consolation prizes were so tricky!

What the heck was this grenade?

Intrigued, Jiangnan quickly checked his inventory!

[Awkward Dance Grenade!]

Effect: Throwing-type道具. After being thrown, it affects a spherical range with a 100-meter diameter. All organisms within the range are forcibly compelled to dance!

Duration of dancing: Up to 3 minutes, as short as 3 seconds!

Dance style: Random!

Why not dance? Fighting is worse than dancing~
Let yourself feel comfortable~
It's everyone's talent!
Keep dancing—fighting is worse than dancing~
Use this method to get along~
No one feels lonely!
I'm in charge here! ᕙ(๐¯͒ٹ¯͒)☞
You! Do you also want to dance?
ጿ✧ኈ✧ቼ✧ዽ✧ጿ

Jiangnan: (๐゚ロ゚)!

What kind of absurd product description is this?!

Why did I unconsciously start singing along?

Is it really this catchy?

Forced dancing for all organisms within range? Non-humans too?

Shortest dance time of 3 seconds?

Wow?

What about Dao Heaven level? If a Dao Heaven was hit, would they also...

This thing was a god-tier item!

Jiangnan instantly got excited!

Why were all the consolation prizes so addictive?

Who knew what the side effects of this Awkward Dance Grenade were?

Swallowing his saliva, Jiangnan quickly pulled one out to examine it!

The grenade in his hand was round, about the size of an orange, and was actually multicolored, emitting a hazy glow!

On the front was a black, eerie smiling face!

-`☻´-

Jiangnan shuddered as he looked at the smiling face—this was definitely not something good!

The side effects were probably deadly!

But Jiangnan still couldn't suppress his urge to try it, so his gaze fell on the many mandarin duck pots in the Holy Flame Spirit Ruins!

He quickly shook his head!

No, no, they had already suffered enough!

He couldn't mess with them anymore!

Huh? Since when did I become so conscientious?

I'll have to find another chance to test it. Right now, Jiangnan really wanted to make a trip to the Ye family villa...

"Boom!"

With a loud bang, Jiangnan's rank finally broke through to Gold Ten!

In three days, he had gone from Gold Six to Gold Ten!

It wasn't a wasted trip!

It was indeed a double blessing!

...

Jiangnan and his group were soaking in the mandarin duck pots!

Meanwhile, in Room 305 of the Jingdu Wuhua Hotel!

A woman with slightly wavy short hair, wearing a mask, looked tense!

She kept glancing at the door!

Just then, from the shadow behind the curtain, darkness gathered, and two blood-red lights flickered!

A figure entirely formed of black shadows rushed out!

His hand turned into a shadow spike, viciously stabbing into the woman's belly, piercing straight through!

Blood splattered everywhere!

"Pwah~"

Blood stained the mask red, and the woman was slammed viciously against the wall by the shadow!

The shadow said coldly: "Didn't I tell you not to meet unless it's something important? Do you want to die?"

The woman removed her mask, her expression twisted in pain!

But the gruesome wound on her belly began to heal, closing up completely within a few breaths!

This woman was none other than the researcher Jiangnan had met in the Sahara Desert!

Fang Liu!

The vial of Immortal Serum she had stolen had clearly been used on herself!

Fang Liu gritted her teeth, her expression ferocious: "Give me the serum! The last batch you gave me is almost running out—I can barely maintain my sanity!"

The shadow sneered: "Do you think I, Dracula, am running a charity? Without the source body, every vial of serum used is one less!"

"Why should I waste it on a waste like you?"

Fang Liu struggled to her feet: "Haven't I already been working for you? All the information I got from my researcher friends—I've passed it all on to you! What more do you want?"

The shadow narrowed his eyes: "All useless trivial information—worthless! I'm thinking now whether I should reclaim the investment I've put into you!"

Fang Liu's face turned pale: "This time! The information I've obtained this time is very important! Don't kill me, give me the serum, I can help you!"


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