# Chapter 634: Humanoid Weapon! The Jackdaw-Plucking Jiang Bandit
For a moment, the atmosphere within the headquarters building was tense, thick with the smoke of conflict!
Several Diamond-level leaders and numerous underlings had spiritual energy surging around them, clearly ready to make a move!
Yao Hong's eyes instantly activated a six-pointed star formation as she stepped in front of Jiangnan!
A demonic smile curled at the corner of Jiangnan's lips.
"You say I don't dare to kill Wan Dongchen, right?"
Liu Qiang narrowed his eyes: "If you've got the guts, kill one and let me see!"
Wan Dongchen: (ꐦᵒ̌益ᵒ̌)!!!
"Shut the hell up! I think you just want to usurp my position! You... yahoo—"
[From Wan Dongchen's Resentment Value +1000!]
Before Wan Dongchen could finish speaking, Jiangnan raised his hand and pulled out a Paralysis Ring, slipping it onto his left middle finger!
He stabbed it straight into Wan Dongchen's gluteus maximus, plunging it right in!
Wan Dongchen's eyes bulged, his features twisted together, his entire body went rigid as a board, unable to move an inch!
Although Wan Dongchen's spiritual power and abilities were sealed, his Starlight rank was still intact!
The paralysis effect wouldn't last long by itself, but Jiangnan's golden finger kept poking into Wan Dongchen's gluteus maximus the whole time!
Activating infinite paralysis effect!
Exploiting a bug!
It was absolutely clutch!
Jiangnan lifted the paralyzed, board-stiff Wan Dongchen, holding him like a spiked club!
A grin spread across his face: "Today I'll teach you lot the proper way to use a hostage!"
With that, he swung Wan Dongchen and charged toward the crowd: "You trash! Take this blow from daddy!"
[Skill Triggered! Humanoid Weapon: LV0!]
[Add skill points?]
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell?
This can trigger a skill too? What kind of skill is Humanoid Weapon?
Is there nothing this guy can't do?
Jiangnan's intense curiosity was thoroughly piqued!
[Skill Points Added: 111,100 points!]
[Skill Upgraded! Humanoid Weapon (Top Tier): LV0!]
In an instant, countless techniques and methods for using the humanoid weapon in his hands flooded into his mind, forming unique muscle memory!
He swung Wan Dongchen like a club at Liu Qiang!
Liu Qiang was furious: "What the hell? A little Gold rank like you dares to fight me, a Diamond?"
"Eightfold Flame Fist Collapse!"
In an instant, his body turned into a blazing figure of fire, eight rings of flame appearing around his fist as he viciously struck toward Wan Dongchen!
Wan Dongchen: !!!
Watching the fiery fist come straight at him, the life-or-death crisis awakened a strength beyond his limits within Wan Dongchen!
He actually managed to speak!
"Ahhh! Stop! Do you dare to hit your big brother?"
"Who gave you the guts?"
Liu Qiang was instantly cowed by Wan Dongchen's roar, the already thrown fiery fist forcibly held back, his face flushed red from holding it in!
Jiangnan didn't care about any of that. He slammed the humanoid weapon viciously onto Liu Qiang's crown!
The immense force smashed through the floorboards, cracking Liu Qiang's head open as blood gushed out!
Even Wan Dongchen's head swelled up with a big red bump!
[From Liu Qiang's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Wan Dongchen's Resentment Value +1001!]
Wan Dongchen was filled with despair. There was no way you could do this to someone!
Pull your middle finger out of my gluteus maximus already!
But Jiangnan was having the time of his life!
This Humanoid Weapon was way too useful!
Although Wan Dongchen's spiritual power and abilities were sealed, his body's toughness was still intact—hard as nails!
Breaking through Diamond-level defenses was easy and effortless!
Plus it came with a built-in voice persuasion feature!
It was the perfect tool for robbery and extortion!
At that moment, Jiangnan's eyes lit up. He lifted Wan Dongchen and charged into the Blood Alliance crowd!
"Pay up! If you don't pay, I'll beat you to death! Nobody runs away!"
He swung Wan Dongchen at a Platinum rank. That Water-type Platinum instinctively summoned a water blade to defend!
Wan Dongchen roared: "You dare to squirt your big brother? No defending! You..."
"Boom!"
That Water-type Platinum, full of frustration, was sent flying by Jiangnan's blow like a baseball!
Another big lump appeared on Wan Dongchen's head: "None of you hit Jiangnan! Whoever makes a move, I'll deal with them!"
The Blood Alliance members were about to cry. There was no way to fight this!
Hit Jiangnan? He used Wan Dongchen as a shield to defend!
Don't hit him? Jiangnan used Wan Dongchen to hit you!
And there was that freakishly strong guy, Pikapi, throwing wild punches while nimbly dodging all attacks!
Then thrusting his pelvis at you...
What kind of mess was this?
And so, a scene unfolded on the battlefield!
Jiangnan, holding Wan Dongchen, chased the Blood Alliance members all through the headquarters building, beating them mercilessly!
Everywhere he passed was accompanied by ear-piercing crashes and pig-killing screams!
Interspersed with Jiangnan's arrogant laughter!
Yao Hong stood frozen in place, utterly stunned by what she was seeing!
She finally understood the meaning behind Jiangnan's earlier words: "I have a hostage, what am I afraid of?"
The hostage was meant to be used as a weapon!
Learning something new every day!
Yao Hong stopped hesitating. She pulled out two Desert Eagles, holding them in her hands, activated petrification, and joined the fray!
Where red light passed, stone statues appeared everywhere!
Gunshots rang out, stone statues turned into crushed stone!
’̿̿̿̿’̿’̿/̵͇̿̿/̿̿̿̿乁(✡～✡)ㄏ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿
Thanks to the dedication of Camera Ji, everything happening in the Blood Alliance headquarters was broadcast live without loss!
The big shots in the Dark Web livestream room fell silent!
The same thought arose in everyone's mind simultaneously!
Better to die than become Jiangnan's hostage—you'd be used as a weapon!
"This Humanoid Weapon is truly versatile! Offensive and defensive in one! Spiritual weapons are completely overshadowed!"
"The Blood Alliance and Wan Dongchen's faces have been completely thrown away!"
"Face? At this rate, Wan Dongchen's head will be gone soon!"
Even many foreign names appeared in the chat:
"(|||꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)"
This scene in the headquarters building reminded them of some not-so-pleasant memories!
Back in Central Park, Jiangnan was using a halberd while riding a little electric scooter chasing us like this!
Someone finally understands our despair!
Clearly, Jiangnan now is even more deranged than he was back then!
Meanwhile, in the Kyoto Spirit Martial multimedia classroom, all the training students stared blankly at the live broadcast!
"I thought Jiangnan bullying us at Sword Mountain Spirit Ruins was bad enough, but that was just the tip of the iceberg?"
"Wheeling their boss around in the underground organization's headquarters building, chasing everyone and beating them? Absolutely depraved!"
"Back at the awards ceremony, we were still acting tough with Nan Shen... It's only by his mercy that I'm still alive!"
"I want to strangle my past self! So damn stupid!"
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue watched, their scalps tingling. Xiao Nan was absolutely amazing!
"You all need to watch carefully and learn from Instructor Jiangnan's experience, understand?"
The students all forced bitter smiles on their faces.
Forgive our incompetence!
Nan Shen's kind of slick moves really can't be learned!
Without Nan Shen's strength and connections, playing like this is just asking for death!
...
"Boom!"
With a deafening crash, Liu Qiang was sent flying again by Jiangnan's club, smashing through a wall, his face full of frustration and covered in blood!
He hadn't used a single technique the whole time, not daring to fight back!
Jiangnan swung Wan Dongchen and smashed a huge hole through the wall!
Wan Dongchen now had a head full of lumps—lumps on top of lumps!
You'd think he was cosplaying as a Little Tathagata!
Blood and tears mixed together, his face unrecognizable!
The resentment value kept refreshing without interruption!
Seeing Jiangnan approaching with his club in hand!
Liu Qiang panicked: "Truce! Truce! We'll give you the money! All of it! The goods stored at headquarters too!"
"Just let us go and give us back our boss!"
Wan Dongchen's eyes bulged as he cried: "Why didn't you think of that earlier? I told you from the start to give it to him! You had to go and provoke him?"
"I think you just don't want to see me well! Wuwuwu—am I that easy to deal with?"
If it weren't for his Starlight-level body being tough enough and his head hard enough, he'd have died halfway through!
Jiangnan finally grinned: "Why didn't you say so earlier!"
At the underground vault of the headquarters!
Jiangnan, carrying the Humanoid Weapon, opened his Alternate Dimension wide. A group of battered underlings, their faces full of grievance, carried box after box of spiritual materials, spiritual treasures, and spirit beads inside!
He'd sell them to Dandelion later and make a nice chunk of change!
By now, Yao Hong had also received the transfer of 130 million US dollars from Liu Qiang and the others. The goal of 2 billion was getting closer!
Watching Jiangnan's back, Yao Hong suddenly felt that there was nothing in this world that Jiangnan couldn't accomplish!
Jiangnan's eyes widened!
"Hey! That guy with glasses! Don't think I didn't see you! Take out that Silver-grade spirit bead you secretly stuffed into your pants pocket!"
[From Zhou Xiangbei's Resentment Value +1000!]
You've already made so much money!
You can't even leave me one Silver-grade spirit bead?
Are you really that stingy?
Seeing the emptied underground vault, Jiangnan looked satisfied!
"Mm! Good. Now take out your phones, wallets, watches, gold chains, and whatever else, and throw them all into my Alternate Dimension!"
"If I find that any of you still have enough money left for tonight's dinner, we're not done here today!"
The Blood Alliance members were all crying!
Can't you just be human?
Even bandits aren't this ruthless!
You pluck every feather like a jackdaw!
Wan Dongchen shouted: "What are you waiting for? Strip!"
[From Liu Qiang...]
Ten minutes later! Xiao Jiuwo carried Jiangnan, laden with spoils, straight to the Blood Alliance branch. Wan Dongchen was still hanging on for dear life!
Liu Qiang chased after them!
"Hey hey hey! Don't go yet! Give us back our boss!"
Jiangnan didn't even look back, only leaving them a view of the back of his head, and a golden-glowing middle finger!
Written on it was "MB"!
(‶)╭∩╮
"Rumble—"
As soon as Jiangnan left, the headquarters building, already riddled with holes from the fierce battle, finally couldn't hold on anymore!
With a great crash, it collapsed into ruins, smoke and dust billowing everywhere!
The Blood Alliance headquarters had become the Blood Alliance ruins!
[From Liu Qiang's Resentment Value +1000!]
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Author's Note: