# Chapter 629: I'm Not Your Dad! (Bonus Chapter)
Xiao Jiuwo, who was lying on Jiangnan's shoulder, was frightened to tears!
"Wuwuwu! Such a big pot! Master～ Did Xiao Jiuwo do something wrong?"
"The clown... was actually me! Wuwu..."
Jiangnan hugged Xiao Jiuwo and gave it a kiss: "What are you overthinking? This pot is for stewing me, not for stewing you!"
Xiao Jiuwo: ???
Jiangnan's face darkened!
You really want me to experience what it's like living in a pot, huh?
"A 3-meter iron pot? Should be worth quite a bit of money, right?"
With that, he tossed it into his Alternate Dimension!
He figured he should first push Ye Xingxuan up to take the position, otherwise Brother Ye would play tricks and renege tomorrow morning.
Teleporting to Ye Xingxuan's room, he quietly left 6 Marrow Cleansing Spirit Fruits and a small note on the bedside table.
Then he teleported away without a trace. Sleep in an iron pot?
No way, I'm going to sleep with Xuexue!
As for why not go to Da Lang Mie? Multiple experiences had taught Jiangnan that sleeping in the same bed as Da Lang Mie at night would get him beaten up!
Zhong Yingxue, who was lying in bed scrolling through her phone, looked up in surprise at the suddenly appearing Jiangnan. Her pretty face was full of astonishment.
"Xiao Nan? How did you..."
Jiangnan's face darkened: "There's no bed in my room. Brother Ye left me an iron pot!"
Zhong Yingxue chuckled and lifted the blanket: "Come on, it's warm. You can rough it here for the night!"
Jiangnan grinned, diving headfirst into Zhong Yingxue's blanket!
The night was deep and still. Neither spoke.
Zhong Yingxue peeked up at Jiangnan, took a deep breath, gently leaned into his embrace, and wrapped her small hands around his waist.
Her delicate face pressed tightly against Jiangnan's chest.
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The room was dark, yet Zhong Yingxue's face was still frighteningly red.
Jiangnan's eyes were full of tenderness. He placed one hand on Zhong Yingxue's back, gently patting her.
Zhong Yingxue: "When we were kids, we used to hide in the closet and sleep like this, remember?"
Jiangnan smiled: "Back then, the heating wasn't warm in winter, and the windows let in drafts. Even under the covers we'd shiver. Hiding in the closet to sleep was warmer..."
Zhong Yingxue held him even tighter.
Jiangnan: "Don't be afraid. I won't leave your world again."
Zhong Yingxue nodded softly, listening to the sound of Jiangnan's heartbeat, her breathing gradually evening out.
When they were young, Jiangnan's arms were the safest place she knew. Now, it was still the same.
Jiangnan, on the other hand, stared at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep for a long time.
Xuexue and the others were already pretty strong. Jiangnan wondered if next time there was an opportunity to go out on a mission, he should bring everyone along.
It was just a pity that he had such a notorious reputation internationally, and the heat hadn't died down yet, so he couldn't just go out and cause trouble.
Such a bummer～
...
Ye Xingxuan groggily got out of bed to use the bathroom.
While rubbing her eyes, her gaze fell on the bedside table. She was utterly stunned!
Where did those 6 red fruits and the small note come from?
Still, she picked up the note.
"Eat the fruits when you get up. They'll supplement your nutrition."
Ye Xingxuan was startled. Staring blankly at the six red fruits, she couldn't help but swallow.
She naturally knew the preciousness of the Marrow Cleansing Fruit. But in the previous Yun family incident and this time, all of them had been eaten by Ye Ye.
She hadn't gotten any. She never expected Nan Shen to give her six at once!
"Thank you. Nan Shen is really kind!"
But she had no idea that Ye Zhenguo had traded his own face to get them.
...
At five in the morning, while it was still dark, Jiangnan got out of bed and tucked the blanket in for Zhong Yingxue.
"Mmm～ Xiao Nan? Why so early?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Going to do some mischief. Please help me ask Uncle Da for leave. Let Big Guy take care of my two trainees for now!"
Zhong Yingxue was taken aback.
So now he's not doing mischief at night, but switching to daytime?
After explaining, Jiangnan teleported straight to Ye Zhenguo's room.
Ye Zhenguo hadn't slept all night; he had already sobered up.
Seeing Jiangnan arrive, he immediately said: "I still feel like I'm not suitable to make a move. If someone recognizes me..."
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "The kid's dead and now you bring the milk! The motorcycle hit the tree and now you know to turn! The snot is in your mouth and now you think to wipe it! Too late!"
Ye Zhenguo's face darkened: "Who the hell has snot in their mouth? I can't sell my soul for a bit of petty gain! I..."
Jiangnan reached into his Alternate Dimension and pulled out a knitted Pikachu headgear, putting it on Ye Zhenguo's head.
"I've already pushed Ye Xingxuan up to the position. You can't play tricks!"
"With the headgear on, nobody cares! No one will recognize you!"
Then he pulled out another one and put it on his own head.
"From now on! You're the big brother! Your name is Pika Ping! I'm the little brother, my name is Pika Pang!"
Wearing the Pikachu headgear, Ye Zhenguo instantly felt a lot more confident.
After all, he was the kind of guy back in the day who thought wearing a stocking would make no one recognize him.
"Really... can't recognize me?"
Jiangnan: "Absolutely unrecognizable. Our identities are perfectly hidden!"
Ye Zhenguo gritted his teeth: "Let's go! Let's go make a move!"
Jiangnan grinned, and the two walked to the villa's living room.
There they saw Ye Haitao leaning on the second-floor railing, smoking a cigar.
Seeing two suspicious individuals wearing Pikachu headgear suddenly appear in the living room, his mind buzzed.
"Damn? Dad!"
That single "Dad" immediately made Jiangnan and Ye Zhenguo freeze.
Ye Zhenguo turned around and roared: "Get lost! I'm not your dad! I'm Pika Ping!"
Ye Haitao: ???
"Dad? Haven't you sobered up yet this early morning? I..."
Ye Zhenguo: !!!
"Screw it! Didn't you say no one would recognize me? How did he..."
Jiangnan gritted his teeth: "Big brother! Catch him! I'll take care of it. I guarantee he won't remember this!"
Ye Zhenguo was losing his mind. If the family found out the old man was wandering around the house wearing a Pikachu headgear at dawn, how could he live it down?
He leaped up to the second floor and grabbed Ye Haitao in one go.
"Little brother! Hurry!"
Jiangnan teleported over, put on the Passionate Little Gloves, and looked conflicted.
"Uncle Ye! Sorry, but for your dad's face, your face today has to go!"
Ye Haitao was terrified: "Jiangnan? What are you two trying to do? I..."
Jiangnan: "I'm not Jiangnan! I'm Pika Pang!"
With all his strength, he slapped Ye Haitao's face three times.
"Slap! Slap!"
"Slap!"
Then he pulled out two bottles of Large Green Stick and smacked him twice on the crown of his head.
A flicker of confusion appeared in Ye Haitao's eyes.
Jiangnan grabbed Ye Zhenguo and vanished in an instant.
Ye Haitao rubbed his face, feeling a bit of a headache. Just as he was about to take a drag, he looked down...
"Damn? How did my cigarette break?"
...
Jiangnan and Ye Zhenguo walked out of the villa with dark faces. Ye Zhenguo was about to go crazy.
They hadn't even gotten out the door to do the job, and he'd already beaten up his own son...
What kind of crap was this?
"Didn't you say no one would recognize me? Can you be any less reliable?"
Jiangnan said awkwardly: "Accident! That was an accident. He's your son, living with you day and night. He can recognize you just by your silhouette."
"Once we leave your house, who else could recognize us? Absolutely no one!"
Just then, a Rolls-Royce limousine pulled up. Yao Hong, wearing a mask and a black women's suit, got out.
Seeing the two Pikachu standing at the meeting point, her body stiffened.
What kind of outfit is this? If they hadn't prearranged, she really would have thought she picked up the wrong people!
Last night, Jiangnan contacted her, saying he had invited Ye the Dao Heaven. Yao Hong was dumbfounded and still didn't quite believe it.
Now she believed it.
This backing was solid as rock, wasn't it?
Yao Hong stepped forward and opened the door for the two: "Nan Shen! Ye the Dao Heaven! Please get in. Everything has been arranged!"
Ye Zhenguo stiffened, looking at Jiangnan with eyes that could kill.
He said with the headgear on, nobody cares, no one would recognize him?
And yet she knew he was Ye Zhenguo!
"This is also an accident?"
Jiangnan said matter-of-factly: "Of course!"
[Ye Zhenguo's resentment value +1000!]
"Coming out with you, you little brat, is an accident in itself!"
Ye Zhenguo grumpily got into the car.
Jiangnan chuckled. He looked at Yao Hong's mask and found it more and more displeasing.
He pulled out another Pikachu headgear and put it on Yao Hong's head.
"Today, my big brother is Pika Ping! I'm Pika Pang! You're Pika Bing, got it?"
Yao Hong, now headgeared by Jiangnan, was completely dumbfounded. This knitted Pikachu headgear was ridiculously goofy!
Still, she replied: "Yes! Pika Ping!"
"I'm Pika Pang! Pika Ping is my big brother!"
Yao Hong: ...
[Yao Hong's resentment value +233!]
Who the hell can tell them apart?!
The three got into the car. The driver was a burly man with a buzz cut, but seeing the look of longing on his face, Jiangnan knew it was Gu Xiaowei.
So Jiangnan pulled out another Pikachu headgear and put it on Gu Xiaowei's head.
"You're Pika Pi!"
"Pikachu Robbery Crew! Let's roll!"
[Yao Hong's resentment value +666!]
[Ye Zhenguo's resentment value +1000!]
I never should have gotten on your pirate ship!