Chapter 626: Bear Two's Survival Lesson! (Bonus Update)

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# Chapter 626: Bear Two's Survival Lesson! (Bonus Update)

At dawn, Jiangnan finally finished discussing the project details with Yao Hong!

He left her another batch of goods before teleporting toward Jingdu Spirit University!

Yao Hong had already started sending people to find Wan Dongchen's address. This wasn't difficult for the Dandelion organization!

Six in the morning, the high-end apartment!

Zhong Yingxue carried Xiao Jiuwo out of her room. She was the first one up!

As soon as she stepped out, she saw Jiangnan sitting on the sofa wiping his tears!

"Ah~ Xiao Nan? Why are you crying?"

Startled, Zhong Yingxue quickly ran to Jiangnan's side and gently wiped away his tears.

Xiao Jiuwo: "Master, don't cry. You're not alone!"

Jiangnan immediately burst into tears!

"Xuexue, I'm never going out at night to do bad things again!"

Not only did he fail to make any money, but he also spent a lot of his wife-fund!

In my entire life, I've never spent this much money! How infuriating~

The more he thought about it on the way back, the more Yao Hong seemed like a con artist. Now Jiangnan sees everyone as a swindler!

Zhong Yingxue was completely stunned. Why did Xiao Nan suddenly think about reforming?

Just then, the door suddenly opened!

Bear Two poked his head out and immediately saw Jiangnan and Zhong Yingxue being all lovey-dovey on the sofa.

He quietly closed the door. To avoid disturbing Jiangnan, he opened the window and jumped down from the 19th floor, going to gather the trainees first!

...

Seven in the morning, inside the alloy training room!

After a full night's rest, the 100 training trainees all looked refreshed. Xia Yao and the others were excited at the thought of leading trainees.

Only Jiangnan looked listless, still unable to escape the shadow of spending a huge sum of money.

He stepped forward and said: "After a day of training in the Sword Mountain Spirit Ruins, I'm sure you all have a basic understanding of the five of us!"

"Now, choose your teaching instructor based on your own ability characteristics and combat style!"

Only through such targeted training can growth be maximized!

For example, if an elemental output type followed Jiangnan, they might not learn much, but following Zhong Yingxue could be completely different!

When the trainees heard they could choose their own instructors, their eyes lit up, and they quickly formed teams!

Three minutes later, 33 trainees stood in front of Zhong Yingxue!

27 in front of Xia Yao! 18 in front of Wu Liang! And Bear Two had 30!

Only Jiangnan had Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu, two stubborn Gold ranks, standing before him. Even Ye Xingxuan had gone to study with Xia Yao.

Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao both snickered.

Jiangnan's face darkened: "Are you serious?"

The other trainees all shrank their necks. Partly it was because they were traumatized by Jiangnan in the Sword Mountain Spirit Ruins!

But mainly, Jiangnan's strength had reached a level that was simply incomprehensible.

Wang Zhan gave a flying wink: "It's okay, Nan Shen! You still have us two keeping you company!"

Xiang Zu chuckled lightly: "The two of us will keep you busy for a while!"

Jiangnan smiled brilliantly: "Very good! Take these, you'll need them later!"

With that, he stuffed 10 Vitality Ginsengs into each of their hands. Both of their faces instantly turned pale!

"Wait, Nan Shen, aren't you going to teach us some theory or something? We still..."

Before he could finish, Jiangnan spun around and delivered a heavy left-handed cannon punch, blasting it fiercely into Wang Zhan's face!

"Boom!"

With a loud crash, Wang Zhan's body spun and flew over three hundred meters, slamming heavily into the training room wall!

[From Wang Zhan's Resentment Value +1000!]

Before everyone could react to what had just happened, Jiangnan swept his leg in a roundhouse kick aimed at Xiang Zu's waist!

Xiang Zu quickly raised his hands to block: "Collapse!"

But a Space Wormhole appeared, and the kick that should have hit his waist instead swept across Xiang Zu's head!

The man was kicked flying, his soul chasing after him!

[From Xiang Zu's Resentment Value +1000!]

Jiangnan: "When you're fighting someone, why the hell are you shouting your move names? Can't you release it without shouting? Trying to let your opponent prepare in advance or what?"

"Theory? My theory is all in actual combat. You two aren't getting any rest today. Come on, baby!"

With that, he teleported and charged over!

"Left hook!"

Wang Zhan subconsciously raised his arm to block the left!

But Jiangnan's right hook smashed into him, making him spit blood!

[From Wang Zhan's Resentment Value +1000!]

"Didn't you say left?"

Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "I said it, so you believed me? Never trust what an enemy says!"

"Right hook!"

Wang Zhan panicked and quickly blocked the left!

But the right fist cannon swollen his eye!

[From Wang Zhan's Resentment Value +1000!]

"Why was it real this time?!"

Jiangnan: "Why are you blocking? Fight back! Don't follow my rhythm! If your opponent sets the pace, you'll definitely lose!"

"Now do you understand how to use move names? If I shout Space Wormhole but actually use Void Black Hole, can you imagine the effect? Understand?"

Wang Zhan was stunned. Damn? Could it be...

"Boom!"

A front kick sent Wang Zhan crumpling to the ground clutching his stomach, spitting blood!

"Don't get distracted during a fight!"

Now Wang Zhan and Xiang Zu finally understood Jiangnan's teaching method!

In the most direct and concise way, he tells you how to win a fight!

The price is getting beaten up like crazy...

This kind of progress was undoubtedly enormous. The lessons learned would be unforgettable even in death!

But... was it too late to switch instructors now?

The resentment value list refreshed wildly!

The other trainees watched the scene of Jiangnan brutally dominating the two, their faces turning pale with fear!

"Captain Zhong, your teaching method won't be like this too, will it?"

"Captain Xia, you're so young and beautiful, lively and cute... you won't hit us, right?"

Zhong Yingxue smiled: "We'll first teach you some combat theory, then develop training plans based on each person's ability characteristics!"

All the trainees breathed a sigh of relief, looking as if they had been saved!

But the 30 trainees under Bear Two looked conflicted. The reason they chose Bear Two was because of his ferocity during the baseball game...

But thinking about it carefully, Bear Two's true identity was a Spirit Beast. What could he possibly teach them? Having a Spirit Beast as an instructor?

Just thinking about it already seemed ridiculous!

Bear Two grinned: "Come on, everyone sit down. Today I'll teach you some things about surviving in the Spirit Ruins!"

The trainees perked up immediately, focusing their attention!

Bear Two: "In the future, you'll inevitably encounter danger in the Spirit Ruins. And among Spirit Beasts, reasonable ones like me are rare!"

"What I'm going to teach you today is the Spirit Ruins Survival Rules. I rose from Black Iron to Platinum entirely in the Spirit Ruins, became the boss of Duck Island, so I've summed up some experience!"

All the trainees showed looks of admiration. This was really practical!

Bear Two grinned: "First, you need to know that powerful Spirit Beasts have territorial divisions. Except in special circumstances, Spirit Beasts won't leave their territory to hunt!"

A trainee quickly asked: "Then how do we tell if we've entered a Spirit Beast's territory?"

Bear Two: "Most Spirit Beasts mark territory boundaries by pissing on trees. A very few unsanitary Spirit Beasts might use their own poop as markers!"

"I've even encountered ones that spit saliva as markers. Remember, the more powerful the Spirit Beast, the stronger the smell of their urine!"

"If you smell urine in the Spirit Ruins, be careful!"

The trainees looked at each other, showing expressions of discovering a new world!

Even Zhong Yingxue, Wu Liang, and the others turned to look with curiosity!

Someone asked: "Teacher Bear Two, how did you mark your own territory?"

Bear Two said proudly: "Back when I was in the Spirit Ruins, my territory was huge. Would I wander around myself? I usually just pre-pissed and had my lackeys go mark the territory for me!"

Xia Yao stared wide-eyed, utterly horrified!

For some reason, a scene appeared in her mind: a gorilla carrying a shoulder pole with two buckets of urine, diligently ladling it out with a scoop to mark territory for Bear Two!

Bear Two grinned: "Let me teach you another one. If you encounter a Tyrant Tiger Spirit Beast, one move can save your life!"

Everyone became interested: "What move?"

Bear Two: "In that situation, just lie down on the ground, cover your head with both hands, and say 'Aooowah~' The Tyrant Tiger won't eat you!"

"Come on, everyone repeat after me! Aooowah~"

The trainees: "Aooowah~"

After chanting it several times, Bear Two's smile was about to overflow: "Good! Keep going!"

"Aooowah~"

Someone asked curiously: "What does that mean? Why won't they eat us if we say that?"

Bear Two said mysteriously: "Aooowah is beast language. It means 'Daddy'. Because even a tiger won't eat its own cub!"

At that moment, the faces of everyone in the training room turned black!

So all of us were learning beast language that just means 'Daddy'?

We've been calling you Daddy for ages? No wonder you looked like you were about to burst from holding back laughter!

"Is this really reliable? What the hell, 'even a tiger won't eat its own cub'?"

"Hey? Is that what that phrase means?"

"Teacher Bear Two, did you misunderstand something?"

"I think you just want to be our daddy!"

Bear Two waved his bear paw: "Nonsense! I'm a Spirit Beast! No one understands Spirit Beasts better than me!"

Then he said with emotion: "Human language truly is profound and extensive. Humans have known the secret of 'even a tiger won't eat its own cub' for a long time!"

The trainees looked bewildered. It did sound somewhat reasonable, didn't it?

Wu Liang: (٥・᷄_・᷅)

This Bear Two is definitely up to no good, isn't he?