Chapter 612: I Have Seen Mountains, Rivers, and Seas

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Chapter 612: I Have Seen Mountains, Rivers, and Seas

This news instantly ignited the passion of all the trainees!

That terrifying Southern God—what method did Ye Xingxuan use to make him bleed?

And she got the mandarin duck hotpot combo ticket just like that?

So envious!

Compared to fighting those two black bears or the human cannon, making the Southern God bleed seemed much easier!

He Jia, who had nearly died falling from the sky, suddenly burst out of the bushes!

Staring at the message on his wristband in disbelief—Sister Xingxuan actually succeeded?

How did she...

Why not just find her and ask?

He quickly located Ye Xingxuan’s position through his wristband and chased after her!

There, he saw Ye Xingxuan happily hopping through the jungle, wearing a different set of clothes, looking very pleased!

He Jia hurried over, full of admiration: "Sister Xingxuan, did you really make the Southern God bleed?"

Ye Xingxuan’s pretty face was full of pride: "Of course! How could it be fake? I’m awesome, right?"

He Jia nodded eagerly like a chick pecking rice: "Awesome, awesome! How did you do it?"

Ye Xingxuan blushed, looked around to make sure no one was nearby, and said, "I’ll tell you, but you can’t tell anyone, okay? It’s a secret!"

He Jia was intrigued: "Don’t worry! He Jia who keeps his mouth shut—that’s me!"

Ye Xingxuan leaned close to He Jia’s ear: "Goo niu goo niu goo niu~ goo niu! Got it?"

He Jia stared wide-eyed, covered her mouth, cheeks flushed: "Th-this... it works? Wow~ so bold!"

Ye Xingxuan: (⑉•ก•⑉) Shh~

He Jia’s eyes darted around—if that was the case, couldn’t she do it too?

Just a small sacrifice, right? Nothing lost!

And the Southern God was super handsome, way hotter than Xiang Zu, plus she could get a mandarin duck hotpot combo ticket!

No matter how she thought about it, she wouldn’t lose!

"Sister Xingxuan, I’ve got something to do, so I’ll go first!"

With that, she dashed off, chasing in the direction Jiangnan had left!

Ye Xingxuan scratched her head in confusion—what was so urgent?

...

Meanwhile, Jiangnan was riding Xiao Jiuwo in the sky. Every time he closed his eyes, the scene in the cave replayed in his mind.

"Ah~ damn it! Why can’t this photographic memory of mine work when I’m studying?"

He quickly wiped the blood off his face and shook his head vigorously.

Stop thinking! Stop thinking!

Just then, a sharp shout came from below!

"Southern God! Dare to come and fight me! I challenge you!"

He Jia stood in front of a cave in a beige windbreaker, her pretty face full of fighting spirit!

Jiangnan was startled, utterly bewildered.

He didn’t expect that someone would still dare to challenge him in this situation!

He swung his halberd: "Very well! I admire your courage!"

With that, he teleported down!

Seeing Jiangnan coming, He Jia quickly ran into the cave.

Jiangnan walked into the cave, halberd on his shoulder, raising an eyebrow: "Just you?"

He Jia nervously said, "I’m enough!"

Jiangnan looked around the cave: "Choosing a cave as the venue? Smart—narrow space limits my halberd. Not a bad idea!"

"Let’s begin!"

He pointed his halberd at He Jia.

He Jia swallowed nervously, then closed her eyes and suddenly pulled open her windbreaker!

(๐˃̶﹏˂̶๐) Na~

Jiangnan: Σヽ(゚ロ゚;)ノ

His body froze, and the halberd clattered to the ground!

Hey hey! This is your challenge?

Who can withstand this?

I can’t be blamed—you started it!

No wait! The windbreaker started it!

He Jia peeked one eye open at Jiangnan.

(๐˃̶﹏❛๐)

Jiangnan: (⑉ಠཀಠ⑉) Pfft~

Two powerful streams of blood shot from his nostrils!

You cheated! That’s not fair!

"What a fierce challenge! Goodbye!"

He dashed out of the cave like crazy, wiping his nosebleed in shock.

She cleverly used the rules to break my defense?

Impressive!

He Jia sighed in relief, her face bright with excitement.

(ˊO̴̶̷̤ㅂO̴̶̷̤ˋ)و✧ Yay~

Success! I’m pretty talented after all!

The Southern God isn’t invincible!

Combo ticket secured! No loss!

The trainees watching the live broadcast were baffled.

"Huh? The Southern God bled again, and this time even more than Ye Xingxuan!"

"He Jia did it? Tsk—He Jia is that strong?"

"Why do I feel something’s off?"

Xing Da was thrilled and didn’t think twice. Even someone as powerful as Jiangnan wasn’t unbeatable!

"Haha! Good, good! This is the momentum we need! Notify everyone immediately!"

So the trainees received another message: He Jia had made Jiangnan bleed!

One by one, they were shocked.

What’s going on? In such a short time, the Southern God bled twice?

Not only Ye Xingxuan but also He Jia pulled it off?

There must be a trick!

Ye Xingxuan was stunned—Jiajia didn’t...

In a small grove, three girls surrounded He Jia in admiration.

"Sister Jiajia, just tell us! We promise not to tell anyone!"

He Jia, the keeper of secrets, put on a serious face: "If I tell you, you can’t tell anyone else! I’m trusting you!"

The girls nodded.

He Jia mysteriously said, "Goo niu goo niu~ Got it?"

Their eyes sparkled: "Got it! We’re going to try it now!"

Jiangnan, wiping his nosebleed, was in awe.

Xiao Jiuwo asked, confused, "Master~ did you eat too many vitality ginsengs? You’ve had two nosebleeds already!"

Jiangnan’s expression froze: "Ah... haha... yeah, you know me!"

Just then, a few more shouts came from below!

"Southern God! I challenge you!"

"Yeah! I’ll show you what we’ve got!"

"Come over here, come teach us!"

Three girls stood at the cave entrance, waving confidently at Jiangnan!

Jiangnan: (٥・᷄‸・᷅)

He shook his head vigorously.

They must be trying to lure me into the cave for a special challenge, right?

I’m a young man full of vitality—what? You think I’m weak?

"No way, no way!"

Seeing Jiangnan wasn’t falling for it, they quickly said, "You’re our instructor! You have to accept our challenge!"

"Exactly! You must do your job!"

"Hee hee—are you scared, perhaps?"

Jiangnan rubbed his chin.

Right, I’m the instructor. I can’t refuse a battle!

I’m only doing my duty, not because I’m curious about what they’ve got!

Three minutes later, inside the cave.

Jiangnan: (๐≖~≖)

The three girls stared at him in shock.

"No way? You can withstand this?"

"Hurry up and get a nosebleed! Our mandarin duck hotpot ticket depends on this!"

"Isn’t this fierce enough?"

Jiangnan pouted: "Hmph! As a man from the South, I fell in the same place twice. How could I fall a third time?"

Just for a hotpot, you’re going this far?

The three girls exchanged looks, determination in their eyes.

The next moment, they all beast-transformed!

Pointy ears popped out from their heads, fluffy tails appeared behind them!

Then, holding their soft beastly paws beside their cheeks, they tilted their heads and blinked at Jiangnan.

ฅ(⑉˃᷄ﻌ˂᷅⑉)ฅ~ Meow~ baah?

Jiangnan: ∑(ರ口ರ๐)

Two more nosebleeds burst out involuntarily!

Beast... beast-eared girls?

Sai kou!

Who can withstand this?!

They really are amazing! Jiangnan dashed out of the cave wiping his nosebleed, his old face bright red.

No! I can’t stay any longer!

Jiangnan bled again. The three beast-eared girls, feeling they’d won, were ecstatic.

The secret of how to make the Southern God bleed spread like wildfire.

Three hours later, Jiangnan lay weakly on Xiao Jiuwo’s back.

(›´~`‹)

In those three hours, Jiangnan had seen countless grand spectacles, mountains, rivers, and seas.

Evidently, a man from the South could not only fall in the same place three times but even four or five times!

The live chat was silent for a moment.

"I think I finally understand what’s going on."

"Can I bear the pain alongside the Southern God? I want to be hurt too!"

"Kuso~"