Chapter 606: No Feeding
Looking at the 73 trainees standing at the top of the mountain, more than half of them had been stripped down to just a pair of shorts!
At this moment, all of them glared at Jiangnan with red eyes, especially Xiang Zu, who was practically fuming!
What kind of skill was a sneak attack?
If you've got guts, face me head-on—I won't accept this!
Jiangnan's gaze fell on Xiang Zu, then swept across the crowd.
"You all seem pretty unhappy, huh?"
The trainees gritted their teeth, paralyzed and unable to speak, making pitiful "wuwu" sounds!
Jiangnan said coldly, "I gave you a chance, more than once. But you couldn't make use of it, could you?"
"I gave you all the intel—what about the tactics you spent the whole afternoon discussing? Coordination? All I saw was a bunch of headless flies!"
"A middle finger got you this riled up? Huh?"
Hearing this, many trainees' faces turned pale. They just remembered the afternoon's tactical planning!
But when anger took over, they'd completely forgotten everything!
Jiangnan turned to look at Wang Zhan. "You think your ability is pretty strong, don't you? Pretty confident, huh?"
"Strength has never been about the ability—it's about the person! Your replication ability relies most on teamwork with your comrades. If you cooperate well, it's not impossible to replicate my space ability!"
"But instead, you went solo? Was wearing bandages on your hands supposed to make you look cool?"
"You had a royal flush and you played it like garbage!"
Wang Zhan gritted his steel teeth, his face flushed red from Jiangnan's scolding. He clearly recognized his shortcomings!
He understood that Jiangnan's training had already begun, even if the methods were a bit rough!
But he could really learn something!
Jiangnan walked over to Xiang Zu with his hands behind his back, squinting. "You're not convinced? You think my sneak attack was shameless, right?"
"Are you thinking that if I gave you another chance, you could definitely do something about it?"
Two veins bulged on Xiang Zu's forehead, his face full of fury!
[From Xiang Zu's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
Jiangnan patted his cheek. "Wake up, bro! If this were a battlefield, you'd all be dead already!"
"Who's going to give you a second chance? The enemy? You only get one life!"
"Still expecting a fair fight? Have you been in the academy so long you've gone stupid?"
"What's wrong with sneak attacks, assassinations, poisonings, kidnappings? You should take down your opponent in the simplest and most direct way!"
At this moment, all the trainees stared blankly at Jiangnan. Their long-held concepts were completely shattered!
Jiangnan: "You can't stay in the academy forever! With this level of skill and such naive thinking, how are you going to compete out there?"
"What are you becoming Spirit Warriors for? Just to show off in the academy?"
"This is a crazy era. Understand the responsibility on your shoulders!"
At that moment, no one on the mountain spoke—and they couldn't speak anyway.
This was the first time they honestly felt this training was worth it.
Jiangnan might be a little bit of a devil, but he was a truly good mentor.
He calculated the time—about a minute or so until the paralysis wore off.
Then he flashed a brilliant smile. "Of course, this isn't a battlefield, so I can give you many chances!"
"Think hard about it, then come at me again! I hope next time you won't be so pathetic. Better make it satisfying for me!"
"Otherwise, 24 hours from now, you'll be facing real hell!"
The trainees gulped as Jiangnan took a deep breath. "Blood Incineration. Imperial Engine On!"
Instantly, his heartbeat skyrocketed, and his physical functions went into overdrive!
The crowd was shocked—what was Boss Nan up to?
He hadn't even used Blood Incineration during the hundred-man team battle, so why activate it now?
"Eight Gates Dunjia! Seventh Gate, Gate of Shock! Open!"
Double buffs stacked! Qi surging to the stars!
Jiangnan grabbed a guy by the waistband of his shorts and flashed a brilliant smile.
"Wooo!!!"
The brother's face was full of terror!
Jiangnan: (･᷄ᴗ･᷅) "Don't worry, I'm just simply sending you on your way!"
With that, he grabbed the waistband, took three steps to build momentum, pivoted his hips, and hurled him with explosive force!
The guy flew out like a cannonball, even creating a sonic boom in the air!
In a flash, he vanished thousands of meters away!
[From Wang Fake's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
At this moment, all the paralyzed trainees on the mountain went pale!
Human javelin, huh?
When you were fighting the team battle you didn't take it seriously, but now you're serious about throwing javelins?
And you even activated two buffs?
How far are you throwing them? They're creating sonic booms!
We take back what we said—Jiangnan really is a devil!
A devil mentor!
But now Jiangnan had grabbed another waistband, running and throwing!
"Riiip!"
The guy flew off, and Jiangnan froze, staring at the shorts now hanging in his hand.
"Ah ha~ ah haha! What kind of cheap shorts are these? Street stall goods, ten bucks for three pairs, right?"
[From Liu Xiete's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
Jiangnan grinned. "Next time, I recommend you buy my Hulk Brand Shorts. That way, this embarrassing situation won't happen!"
The trainees standing frozen on the mountain turned even paler!
I bet you did that on purpose—just to sell us your shorts!
Don't come any closer!
But no matter how much they resisted, they couldn't escape their fate as human javelins!
Finally, after tearing nine pairs of shorts, all 73 javelins had been thrown off the mountain!
Jiangnan clapped his hands, teleported onto Xiao Jiuwo's back, and said, "Let's go! We'll have some BBQ and grill some skewers to bring to Xuexue and Wu Liang!"
"Okay, master! Xiao Jiuwo will start the fire for you!"
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Ye Xingxuan carried He Jia and landed by a pond. She looked back and, seeing that Jiangnan hadn't followed, breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come on! Jiajia, let's find a place to hide. Once 24 hours are up, hehe~"
He Jia said weakly, "Xingxuan Jie, is it really okay for us to do this?"
Ye Xingxuan patted her chest. "Of course! I'm just this unmotivated and unambitious!"
Just as she was about to find a hiding spot, they heard a "whoosh~" from the sky!
A blurry shape flew toward them at incredible speed!
Ye Xingxuan: Σ(ŎﾛŎ|||)ﾉﾉ
"Is... is that a person? What's going on?"
At that moment, the previously calm pond burst open with a splash, and a Golden Nine-Star Kelo Crocodile over twenty meters long shot out of the water!
Its eyes sparkled as it stared at the humanoid shape flying straight toward it—it was overjoyed!
So falling pies from the sky really do happen?
And it's already skinned? This is amazing!
It opened its huge maw at a 45-degree angle toward the sky!
Liu Xiete was freaking out. After a "long" flight, he was finally about to land!
But why was there a crocodile with its mouth open waiting for him?!
I'm a javelin! I'm supposed to pierce the ground, not be your food!
[From Liu Xiete's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
Boss Nan! Can you be any more of a jerk?!
I'm completely paralyzed right now—I can't move at all!
And so, Liu Xiete fell hopelessly into the crocodile's mouth, sliding smoothly down its throat all the way to its stomach!
Kelo Crocodile: (*^kou^*)
Is this the taste of happiness?
Witnessing all this, Ye Xingxuan was dumbfounded!
Was this thrown by Boss Nan?
Could he be any more accurate?
Are you a zookeeper feeding the animals? Those are training trainees, not feed!
But within a few seconds, more than a dozen white dots appeared in the sky!
The Kelo Crocodile was moved to tears—real crocodile tears!
It lay in the pond, its big mouth nimbly adjusting angles, precisely catching the human javelins Jiangnan had thrown!
Haha, another skinned one?
This is fantastic!
Hey, this one isn't skinned! Bad review, bad review!
After eating 18 breakfast snacks, the Kelo Crocodile burped.
(⌯꒪꒫꒪⌯) *burp~*
But right after the burp, a huge gash ripped open in its stomach!
The 18 javelins crawled out in a sorry state, kneeling on the ground and vomiting!
None of us had ever been inside someone's stomach before!
And today, Boss Nan fed us to a crocodile?
They were all furious!
If we can't beat Boss Nan, can't we beat this crocodile?
They immediately started wailing on the Kelo Crocodile!
"Didn't you know that pies falling from the sky can kill a crocodile?"
"Don't randomly eat food thrown by tourists—don't you have any self-awareness?"
"I'm going to kill you! Brothers, let's skin him and make shorts!"
"Hey! That's not a bad idea!"
Kelo Crocodile: (;´༎ຶ⌓༎ຶ`)
Ye Xingxuan rolled her eyes. They can't beat Boss Nan, so they take it out on a crocodile!
I don't want to hang out with a bunch of guys wearing crocodile-skin shorts!
She quickly took He Jia and left to find a safe place to hide.
Meanwhile, Xiang Zu, who had endured a long flight through the air, couldn't even open his eyes from the wind.
He hurtled straight toward a huge, earthy yellow mound on a cliff.
"Boom!"
He embedded himself entirely into the mound!
Xiang Zu was confused. Doesn't it hurt? Is the rock wall this soft?
What's that sweet smell? And what's that buzzing sound in my ears? Am I going deaf?
Curiously, he opened his eyes.
Drops of yellow honey dripped in front of him. Looking around, all he saw were hexagonal honeycomb chambers.
Hundreds of hornets the size of chicken eggs, eyes red, buzzed around Xiang Zu.
Their stingers at the back twisted, and they all charged at Xiang Zu!
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Queen Bee: "(ꐦᵒ̌minᵒ̌) Buzz buzz buzz!"
(Brothers! Sting him! Sting him to death!)
Immediately, the swarm responded, stingers gleaming, and stabbed wildly at Xiang Zu!
Xiang Zu, still paralyzed, couldn't move at all!
His eyes were full of terror!
Wuu wuu wuu!!!
[From Xiang Zu's Resentment Value +1000!]