Chapter 584: A Not-So-Subtle Product Placement

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# Chapter 584: A Not-So-Subtle Product Placement

Unfortunately, Xia Yao, who relied on beast-form close combat, had no long-range attack methods. She could only be used as a meteor hammer!

At this moment, everyone watching the flying Gundam soaring through the sky at over twice the speed of sound had their jaws on the ground!

What the hell was all this?!

They could actually combine? And fly?

Since when were spirit pets used as thrusters?!

Their combat radius wasn't limited to the ground anymore?!

This wasn't a humanoid Gundam!

This was clearly Optimus Prime receiving all of Tianhuo's equipment!

Did you hear that "whoosh whoosh whoosh" sound in the sky?

That wasn't a sonic boom!

Even the air was saying they were showing off!

Nan Shen! The thing in your head isn't a brain hole—it's a black hole!

This actually worked?!

Jiangnan's excited little face turned red: "Xuexue! Xiao Jiuwo! Full-map bombing!"

"Da Lang Mie, I'll airdrop you! Go take out the rear ranged units!"

"Xiong Da! Xiong Er! The front defense of the flying Gundam is yours! The rear is mine!"

After a series of commands!

Zhong Yingxue and Xiao Jiuwo went all out, like human cannons!

They dropped Great Flame Sky and Grey Fire Fall like they were free!

Blasting huge craters into the desert!

Meanwhile, Xia Yao was spun around in the air by Jiangnan a few times before being precision-dropped right into the elementalist position at the rear of the Alliance army!

She relentlessly struck at the enemy's damage dealers!

As for the fireballs and ice blades that were thrown into the sky, Xiong Da and Xiong Er blocked them all, with Jiangnan's spatial barrier filling in the gaps in the rear!

His other hand wasn't idle either, constantly tossing Diamond Giant Durians into the crowd!

At this moment, the desert within a thirty-thousand-meter radius was truly blooming everywhere, flames soaring to the sky!

It was comparable to a combat bomber!

Wang Dong's face was blackened by the explosions as he roared: "Who can fly?! Get up there! Don't let them seize air superiority!"

Immediately, dozens of wind-element and flying beast-transform users crazily charged into the sky!

But with the flying Gundam's twice-the-speed-of-sound flight speed plus its teleportation maneuverability, they couldn't catch up even if they exhausted themselves!

Jiangnan used another Void Chain to tie up a Diamond Giant Durian, creating a diamond meteor hammer that he swung with fierce momentum!

While laughing arrogantly, he crazily shot down birds!

Everyone who flew into the sky ended up covered in yellow goo, literally shot down! They crashed into the desert and twitched!

Jiangnan laughed heartily: "Listen up, you guys down there! You're surrounded by the six of us!"

"Don't put up any pointless resistance. Take off your headscarves immediately! Otherwise, I'll make you cry!"

At this moment, Wang Dong and the other squad leaders were full of despair—they were already crying!

You six? More like you six are the ultimate show-offs!

First time knowing a fight could be fought like this!

A grand alliance of nine squads was utterly useless! They couldn't even handle a single flying Gundam!

At least we were supposed to be the elites among elites!

But why could we only passively take beatings when facing Nan Shen? We couldn't even touch a single hair on Nan Shen!

This competition was impossible to fight anymore!

Ugh~

Yu Qingqing and the others stared at the flying Gundam with sparkling eyes!

Wasn't this way too cool?

They originally thought they'd be surrounded and beaten by 450 people, but they never imagined it would turn out like this!

Instead, it was the Nan-Beheading Alliance being bullied and fleeing in panic by Nan Shen?

Nan Shen is mighty!

The three Qin Shou brothers were so excited their faces were red!

Indeed, mecha is justice!

The faces of the few instructors on the viewing platform darkened. Did the nine-squad alliance have to be this miserable?

What about their great advantage? What about their plan to be the "dads"?

They'd been beaten into grandsons!

At this rate, they really would be wiped out!

One person's strength alone couldn't carry the whole team!

But who could have imagined that Jiangnan was so strong that he didn't even need to carry the whole team? He crushed them with pure power!

And not a single member of his team was slacking off—they were all fierce as hell!

This combined flying Gundam was simply unstoppable!

Tao Xinyi: ( ๐・᷄ᴗ・᷅ )

"Oh dear~ Jiangnan, how could he treat his fellow students like this? That's not good, is it?"

"I'll definitely talk to him about it later!"

Yeah, yeah, give him a good talking to! More like a good praising! He's bringing so much face to our squad!

I was worried about you for nothing, hehe~

Fight! Fight hard! Make them cry, that's the best!

Serves you right for not believing in our squad?

Tao Xinyi was beyond excited inside, her pretty face flushed with joy!

The other instructors looked at Tao Xinyi trying to hold back her laughter, and they felt terrible!

They yelled down: "Never mind Jiangnan! You can't beat that Gundam! Go after the 10th Squad students!"

"Jiangnan can't cover everyone! Trade kills!"

"Spirit! Show some spirit! Don't be cowards!"

A few instructors rolled up their sleeves, stomping on the railing as they roared, almost wanting to jump onto the field and help!

After those shouts, the students who had been fleeing with their heads covered from the flying Gundam's bombs no longer cared about the fireball attacks!

They launched a death siege against Ye Xinghe and the others!

Tao Xinyi immediately became worried again. Not everyone in the 10th Squad was Jiangnan. Facing the Alliance army's siege, they were stretched thin!

Several of them were already coughing up blood!

Jiangnan roared: "Everyone, stay low!"

Indeed, as they said, he couldn't protect everyone. The only thing he could do was end the competition as quickly as possible!

As for those who couldn't even stay low, even if they made it into the top hundred, they'd be useless!

At this moment, the flying Gundam erupted with astonishing combat power, relentlessly bombing the Alliance army!

Jiangnan used Void Black Hole to rip off clothes and gas masks while throwing Durians so fast they left afterimages!

Knocking out one with the stink was one more, and his resentment points were flying off the charts!

The Alliance army's numbers were rapidly dwindling!

At this moment, Xiao Chuihuo, sitting in his wheelchair, covered his face with both hands. In the end, Jiangnan had completely broken the game!

Could a team really be formed like this?

The way you use spirit pets is absolutely insane!

The gap was just too huge. Compared to Jiangnan's team, the Alliance army was nothing but headless flies!

Zhao Dezhu's face darkened: "I told you not to let Jiangnan participate! He tore the clothes off over two hundred people?"

"Those figures running across the desert in nothing but shorts—I can't even look at them anymore!"

"This brat! Does he not know about gender equality? How can he treat them differently?"

Xiao Chuihuo: ???

Is that the main point, dammit!

No wonder Yanhong thinks you're a useless piece of trash, Zhao! You really are trash!

"Never mind all that. Did you see the combat power of his spirit pets? That's not just a small improvement!"

"One thing I like most about Jiangnan is his wild imagination! He dares to think and dares to do!"

"In this era, nothing is impossible!"

Just then, Jiangnan let out a loud shout: "Stop hurting them! You leave me no choice but to use my ultimate move!"

By this point, the 10th Squad's members on the desert had dwindled to just over twenty!

Ye Xinghe was coughing up blood from being surrounded and attacked!

At this rate, the 10th Squad would be wiped out before the melee even ended!

The shout caught everyone's attention, and they all looked up!

They saw Jiangnan pull out two Paralysis Rings and put them on the middle fingers of his left and right hands!

In an instant, Jiangnan's two middle fingers stood bolt upright, emitting a golden light, pointing at everyone present!

-`凸´-( ಠ益ಠ)-`凸´-

Ye Xinghe and the others' eyes sparkled with hope. Was Nan Shen finally going to use his ultimate move?

Wang Dong and the others laughed!

"Haha! So what if you flip us off? Do you think we'll get angry? We won't at all!"

"That's right! We won't fall for your tricks! Since we can't beat you, we'll just wipe out your squad! Muahahaha!"

"Don't even think about drawing fire for them! Everyone, ignore Jiangnan! Keep hitting!"

But at this moment, Wei Teng in the audience shivered with localized pain!

"Sigh~ Master is about to unleash the big move!"

They saw Jiangnan grin and shout loudly!

"Middle finger up, like an iron pillar!"

"Pose so cool, whoever it points at gets numb!"

"In righteous fury, neither god nor Buddha can get through!"

"Learn to say no to this world!"

"Paralysis Ring paralyzes you!"

"Wherever you're unhappy, point right there!"

"Affordable price! Great value! Limited supply! Public presale now open! Look for Nan Shen's Booth at the street market~"

Ye Xinghe was being pinned down and beaten by a group, spitting blood: "Aaaaah! Nan Shen! This is no time for advertisements! If you have an ultimate move, just use it already! I'm begging you!"

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[Resentment from Ye Xinghe +666!]

What the hell, "like an iron pillar"!

You're already cool enough! Way too cool!

Just make your move already!

Rabbit Baby was hopping around on the sand dune with her head in her hands, running for her life: "Nan Shen! We're about to get wiped out!"

Qin Shou spat out a mouthful of old blood, almost fainting with a roll of his eyes!

Booth Maniac!

Do you have to be so dedicated?!

[Resentment from Hua Ling +233!]

[Resentment from Yu Qingqing...]

Zhong Yingxue and the others stared at Jiangnan in shock. Just now you looked furious, and we thought you were about to unleash a big move!

Instead, you did a product placement?!

Jiangnan grinned slyly, the abacus in his head clicking away!

Wait until you see the power of my Paralysis Rings—then you'll be begging me to buy them!

The team can be wiped!

But the advertisement must go on!