# Chapter 569: Pure First-Hand! No Scratches, No Water Damage! (Bonus Chapter)
Having successfully escaped Ye Zhenguo's clutches, Jiangnan, Uncle Zhu, Iron Bull, along with Han Menglu and Li Bing, returned together to Pioneer Academy!
Before leaving, Shanmao handed the egg over to Jiangnan. She had taken good care of it, and nothing unusual had happened these past two days.
During the journey back, the Bose Body had been hiding in high-dimensional space, following along. If it showed itself too easily, it might cause panic among ordinary citizens!
By the time they arrived at the academy, it was already afternoon. Xiao Chuihuo and a group of mentors had long been waiting at the entrance!
Seeing Jiangnan return safely, a heavy weight lifted from their hearts!
Jiangnan looked around but didn't see Xuexue or Langmie. He missed them so much!
They should be training at this time, right?
Xiao Chuihuo smiled. "You're back! It's good that you're back!"
Zhao Dezhu grinned widely. "Of course! Once I step in, who wouldn't be brought back?"
"You don't even know how wild this brat Jiangnan was out there. He's like a horse that broke its reins!"
Xiao Chuihuo covered his face with a wry smile. "How could I not know? News has spread internationally. Pinggu Volcano has been renamed Pinggu Big Pit!"
"You really are something! You even dared to blow up Area 53?"
Jiangnan was stunned. "That was Jiang Dapao's doing. What does it have to do with me, Jiangnan?"
Xiao Chuihuo's face darkened. "Kid, you sure know how to deny everything the moment you're out of trouble, huh? And the Bose Body—you didn't hijack that either?"
Jiangnan said matter-of-factly, "Of course not! That was Jiang Tietou's doing. What does it have to do with me, Jiangnan…"
Two veins bulged on Xiao Chuihuo's forehead!
Behind him, Han Menglu and Li Bing were secretly laughing. Little Jiangnan knew he'd stirred up a whole bunch of trouble outside and had countless people after him, so he was trying to shift the blame, right?
He's so good at passing the buck—it's a real shame he didn't become a chef!
Xiao Chuihuo said helplessly, "I don't care whether it was Jiang Dapao or Jiang Tietou. Just don't blow up the academy when you come back!"
Good times had barely lasted before Jiangnan returned. Xiao Chuihuo's heart was bitter!
He missed him when he was away, but within three minutes of his return, he was already getting on his nerves!
Parents of troublesome kids everywhere could probably relate!
"Xiao Yang told me about the Bose Body. I'm not sure…"
As he spoke, Xiao Chuihuo's eyes lit up, and his expression turned excited!
Establishing a cooperative relationship with a Bose Body?
This was something Xiao Chuihuo had never dared to imagine before!
Jiangnan chuckled. The Bose Body emerged from high-dimensional space, looking a bit shy as it stood behind Jiangnan and said obediently, "Hello, Dean Xiao!"
The moment the Bose Body appeared, Guan Hu, Tao Xinyi, and the others were stunned. Was this really the legendary Unknown?
An advanced lifeform?
Why did it look so much like Jiangnan's little wife?
Xiao Chuihuo was grinning from ear to ear. "Haha! Good, good, good. Feel free to tell me any requests you have. I'll do my best to fulfill them!"
The Bose Body said expectantly, "If possible, I'd like to see my fellow kin as soon as possible. I wonder…"
Xiao Chuihuo looked troubled. He didn't know if the Bose Body from the Toy House was still there. It hadn't shown itself since that time with Jiangnan!
Jiangnan grinned. "Follow me! I'll take you there, and I'll set up a home for you two as well!"
The Bose Body nodded repeatedly, its eyes full of anticipation. It was both nervous and excited. It hadn't seen one of its own kind in a very long time!
The group headed straight for the Toy House!
On the way, Jiangnan's gaze landed on Guan Hu!
Guan Hu: (›･᷄ᯅ･᷅‹)
"Brother Hu, how come that set of teeth of yours still…"
Guan Hu said darkly, "You still bring that up? Didn't you say you were gonna get me a set of diamond teeth? Where are my teeth?"
Jiangnan was stunned. So he was waiting for me, huh?
"Diamond false teeth might not be very reliable. Actually, I had a set made for you, and I even had someone test them out!"
"The result of the experiment was that wearing diamond teeth gives you bad breath, they're especially not resistant to impact, and they crack easily!"
Guan Hu was stunned. Just what kind of person did you get to do what kind of experiment?
I just want to ask—is the test subject still okay?
Gray: (›꒦ິᯅ꒦ີ‹)
Jiangnan laughed heartily. "So I got you something better! Gold teeth! Super luxurious!"
With that, he directly pulled out the gold false teeth he'd scrounged from Gray's mouth and handed them to Guan Hu!
Guan Hu's eyes lit up!
Holy crap! There really is one! And it's gold? Sure, it's a bit tacky, but I love tacky stuff!
This is way better than a set of porcelain crowns!
"Kid, you've got heart!"
Jiangnan smiled warmly. "Of course! I'm always thinking of you, Brother Hu!"
Guan Hu opened his mouth and put the gold false teeth right in. They fit perfectly!
He licked them with his tongue...
Hmm? What's that sour taste?
And there's a bit of a smoky smell? Maybe that's just how gold false teeth taste?
Guan Hu grinned: (･᷄皿･᷅)✧
"How about it, Peach? Got that presence down pat?"
With the gold teeth installed!
When he grinned, it was dazzling!
Tao Xinyi was stunned. "They're pretty shiny, but what's that stuck between your front teeth?"
Guan Hu was taken aback. He reached up and picked out a piece of vegetable leaf and half a shred of meat from between his front teeth...
His face froze, and he stood there like a statue!
Goddammit!
Why the hell are there vegetable leaves and meat shreds in the gaps of these gold false teeth?
Guan Hu: (ꐦ◜◡‾) "Jiangnan! These gold false teeth weren't used by someone else before, were they?"
Jiangnan looked guilty. "Ah, Brother Hu! Don't sweat the small stuff!"
"Ladies' first-hand teeth! No scratches, no water damage! Quality guaranteed! Use them and you'll come out ahead! You got a real bargain, I tell you!"
[From Guan Hu's Resentment Value: +1000!]
[From Guan Hu...]
Screw "Ladies' first-hand teeth"!
What kind of lady would get a set of big gold teeth?
There's no way it didn't come from some big guy's mouth!
You can resell false teeth secondhand?
No scratches? How would you scratch something inside your mouth?
No water damage? You just put them in without even sterilizing them?
"Ugh—bleh!"
Guan Hu immediately started gagging. He should never have trusted that bastard!
[From Guan Hu...]
Jiangnan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Gray really had no hygiene sense. Didn't he know to rinse them clean back then?
They arrived at the Toy House, and Han Menglu opened its gate directly!
Jiangnan smiled. "I'll go in with her. Little Poached Egg is pretty shy. If I need anything, I'll let Sister Menglu know!"
Everyone nodded, then paused. What the hell was "Little Poached Egg"?
Jiangnan took the Bose Body straight into the depths of the Toy House, heading for the Ancheng Ruins. After all, that was where he'd first met Little Poached Egg!
But according to the Bose Body, in a spiritual ruin like the Toy House, Bose Bodies could freely travel between the ruin and the outside world without needing a spatial gate!
So Jiangnan wasn't sure if Little Poached Egg was still in the Toy House!
They arrived at the shopping mall in the Ancheng Ruins. The Bose Body looked around. "I can definitely feel traces of concentrated Bose particles having been here."
"She probably hasn't left. Let me try calling her—see if she comes out!"
The Bose Body clasped its hands together in a prayer-like gesture, and ripples spread outward from the crystal horn on its forehead!
Sure enough, within a few minutes, from a dark corner of the mall, a shimmering white light flowed!
A completely transparent, smooth-skinned Bose Body emerged, with two little crystal horns on its forehead!
She was holding a bottle of Old Lady Chili Sauce in one hand and a small spoon in the other, her little mouth smeared with chili sauce, eating it everywhere...
She was hiding in the corner, her big eyes sparkling with curiosity as she looked over!
The moment she saw the Bose Body, her sapphire-blue eyes lit up!
She dashed straight over to the Bose Body's side, circled her several times, sniffing lightly!
Then she pounced, hugging her arm and refusing to let go, smearing chili sauce all over her dress!
She let out a "giggle, giggle, giggle~" laugh!
)⁼̴ᴗ⁼̴๐)
The Bose Body's pretty face flushed, her big eyes full of joy. It really was a fellow kin!
At this moment, no one could understand how she felt!
"This little girl isn't wearing anything! So shameless~"
With a wave of her hand, Bose particles gathered, dressing Little Poached Egg in a little dress!
"She's so young! She must have been born here. Ah... another abandoned child? How pitiful!"
Jiangnan rubbed his chin, looking at the Bose Body, then at Little Poached Egg!
"Mmm. She is quite small. I agree with that!"
The Bose Body: (￢‸￢๐)
Hey hey hey!
I think we're talking about two different things here!
Age! I meant age!
[From ???'s Resentment Value: +1000!]
[From...]
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Author's Note: