# Chapter 556: One Against Three! I Can Still Do It
In fact, Jiangnan felt like he'd been left in a cold storage overnight!
Bose particles could only be maintained at absolute zero. What it felt like to have this stuff flowing through your blood vessels, circulating throughout your body—probably only Jiangnan knew!
Well...
It was like the blood in his body had been replaced by ice cream!
Chills to the bone! Heart soaring!
A bit of panic! A touch of confusion?
At this moment, Jiangnan had completely lost control of his body!
He couldn't use spiritual power or abilities, but his tactile senses were still there!
Would I turn into jelly from now on?
Seeing Jiangnan hadn't died and could still crack jokes, the Bose Body couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"You scared me to death. If you died saving me, I would die with you!"
Jiangnan chuckled: "Wouldn't it be nice to live together?"
"Oh, right! I'm about to have three hours of bad luck. Now that I'm inside you, your bad luck is my bad luck, so you'd better be careful~"
The Bose Body was stunned: "Bad luck? What do you mean?"
Just then, intense spatial fluctuations came!
Piers, Martin, and Andy suddenly appeared in mid-air!
Their gazes fell on the Bose Body Nan, and they were all stunned.
What kind of shape was this?
Merged into one? The Bose Body had swallowed Jiangnan?
That was great!
Catch two at once!
But they quickly reacted!
"You bastard Jiangnan, I knew you were here! This time you're dead!"
"Leveling my Area 53? You've got some nerve! I'm going to kill you!"
"Soon, you'll know what hell is!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Oh my god~
Three Dao Heaven experts coming for me?
That's too flattering! Has the three-hour bad luck finally started?
Opening with hell-level difficulty right off the bat!
"Unicorn Big Sister! Run! Run fast!"
The Bose Body bit her lower lip tightly. Bose particles surged rapidly, an icy blue glow blossomed, and her body shot into the air, disappearing in an instant!
Before, she didn't want to live because she had nothing to hold onto and was full of disappointment toward this world.
But now it was different. She wanted to live!
For the first time, her heart held expectations for the world!
Besides, if she died, Jiangnan would die too!
In this state, it was like one corpse with two lives!
Huh?
Something felt off?
The Bose Body sped away. Piers cast an Absolute Confinement but was a step too late—it didn't trap her.
He grabbed Martin and Andy!
"Chase!"
The three of them chased using teleportation. The Bose Body bit her lip and fled desperately!
Her speed was astonishing, so fast that Jiangnan couldn't even make out their surroundings. Even so, she still absorbed spatial energy to replenish herself!
"Brother Jiangnan! Where should we run?"
Jiangnan said urgently: "The sea! Run toward the sea!"
"No! Why run at all? Just enter a higher-dimensional space! Then they can't do anything to you!"
The Bose Body shook her head: "Normally that would work, but you're inside me now. Your body belongs to three-dimensional space. If I enter a higher dimension, your body will disintegrate!"
Jiangnan was stunned. Was that how it worked?
So a 2D wife could never come to the 3D world?
No! I don't believe it!
Jiangnan: "Then... forget it!"
"Huh? What?"
Jiangnan shook his head. He'd been about to say that if it came down to it, she could just abandon him. Then the Bose Body would have a chance to escape.
Otherwise, facing three Dao Heaven-level pursuers, with a space-type among them, Jiangnan really didn't know how they could escape.
But if he said that, the Unicorn Big Sister would definitely get angry...
And being wrapped inside the Bose Body actually made Jiangnan feel like he was piloting a Gundam!
Was this what it felt like to fly through the sky in an Eva Unit?
Awesome!
Watching Piers and the other two chasing behind, Jiangnan's big eyes darted around rapidly.
"How about this: you just focus on escaping, and I'll curse them out for you. See if I can piss a few to death!"
Bose Body: ???
Martin squinted, looking utterly furious!
"Hiding behind a woman! Are you even a man? Got any balls? If you've got balls, don't run!"
Jiangnan sneered: "Do I have balls? Go ask your wife! Let me reiterate, I'm hiding inside, not behind!"
Martin: !!!
[From Martin's Resentment Value +1000!]
The Bose Body's pretty face flushed: "Pfft~"
Andy said coldly: "You have no idea how terrifying a Dao Heaven's wrath can be. Believe me, I could—"
Jiangnan: "What brand of plastic bag are you? So good at holding things? You're so dark—you must be a non-recyclable garbage bag!"
Andy gritted his teeth: "You're the plastic bag! Your whole family is a plastic bag!"
[From Andy's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
Jiangnan looked contemptuous: "Look! That's all you can say. Usually, put more stuff in your head, don't let it be empty!"
"I want to say your brain is full of water, but I can't bring myself to say it!"
Andy was furious: "Ahhh! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"
Now Andy and Martin were both enraged. Piers grabbed them and teleported, unleashing skills wildly!
"Beast King Mountain-Crushing Cannon!"
"Gravitational Magnetic Burst!"
Instantly, an energy beam shot from Andy's mouth straight at the Bose Body, while the surrounding gravity became chaotic, reversing magnetic fields and tearing everything apart!
But the Bose Body narrowly dodged them all!
Jiangnan: "You guys use skills like those two holes on your nose are just for breathing! Did you even aim?"
"And you, Piers!"
Piers: ???
I didn't even say anything!
"Can't you chase faster? If you tied a bone in front of a dog, the dog would run faster than you!"
"Baring your teeth? With all those wrinkles on your face, a mosquito would sprain its ankle landing there! What a Shar-Pei!"
Piers: (⌯ᵒ̌益ᵒ̌⌯)
"Jiangnan! I... I... Ahhhhh!"
[From Piers's Resentment Value +1001!]
[From Andy's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Martin's Resentment Value +1000!]
The three went completely berserk, unleashing ultimate moves wildly, chasing the Bose Body with all their might!
Jiangnan sneered: "Hah~ pfft! Dao Heaven, my ass! Useless!"
Bose Body: !!!
"Don't spit inside my body!"
[From ???'s Resentment Value +233!]
Jiangnan's face reddened slightly: "Sorry, got excited. Let me fight them again!"
The Bose Body's pretty face was full of helplessness. Your whole body can only move your mouth now!
And you're still this fierce?
A single mouth trash-talking three Dao Heaven experts? You've got them so mad they can't even speak!
Don't provoke them anymore! Escaping is hard enough!
The energy she absorbed wasn't enough to keep up with her escape consumption. At this rate, she'd be caught soon!
Then things would be tough...
***
Area 53 Ruins!
Buffett finally breathed a huge sigh of relief. The earthquake had stopped, the fire tornadoes had dispersed, the meteorites had stopped falling, and the spiritual disaster was suppressed.
The volcanic crater was tightly sealed and no longer spitting at him.
And he'd already notified headquarters. The entire area was locked down, and Jiangnan was listed as a top-level hunting target!
Pinggu Volcano: Wuwu!!!
Buffett wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Is... is everything finally over?"
Looking at the sealed crater, Buffett smiled contemptuously!
(՞͜ʖ՞)┌∩┐
What can you do to me?
Pinggu Volcano: (ꐦಠʖ̯ಠ)!!!
A surging force erupted from deep within the earth. Even though the crater was tightly sealed by the flattened mountain, magma was still being squeezed out!
Tremendous pressure had built up inside!
The mountain began to tremble and crack!
Buffett's face turned pale. Could it be...
"Boom!"
A deafening roar like the creation of heaven and earth exploded!
The entire three-thousand-meter-tall Pinggu Volcano shattered and exploded!
Hundreds of millions of cubic meters of boulders mixed with crimson magma splattered in all directions!
Buffett's legs trembled: "Martin! You've screwed us all!"
Could a volcano that had been holding its anger for three or four millennia be sealed so easily?
You won't let me spit? Watch me blow up!
I'm not a mountain anymore!
Countless magma and rocks showered down, covering the entire Area 53 canyon area!
A huge mushroom cloud rose from the ground!
The sonic boom was deafening. Ye Zhenguo and the other three rushed to Area 53 just in time!
Now they stared at the scene before them, utterly stunned!
Pinggu Volcano was gone. In its place was a giant deep pit. Magma flowed freely, and rolling heat waves hit their faces!
The mushroom cloud rising was magnificent and spectacular!
As for Area 53... not even the No. 7 toilet cubicle remained...
Zhao Dezhu murmured: "Did Jiangnan set off a nuke here?"
Ye Zhenguo covered his face: "Xiao Yang too. How could he let Jiangnan keep such a dangerous thing in his pocket? Did he think it was a firecracker?"
Li Bing swallowed hard, her face pale: "Did Brother Jiangnan really cause this? Oh, you lollipop~"
Han Menglu said urgently: "The American Dao Heaven won't let Jiangnan off. There's no time! I need to take medicine and use my ultimate move!"
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Author's note: