# Chapter 546: Toilet Warrior
After hearing what the bearded man confessed, Jiangnan couldn't help but feel a headache coming on!
The matter of the Bose Body was classified as top secret even within Area 53!
The bearded man only knew that a batch of Black Panther Spirit Martial Force had escorted something in during the afternoon, and Buffett had also come!
As for where exactly it was being held, he had no idea at all!
Putting away his little notebook, Jiangnan grinned: "You've been cooperative, so I've decided to give you a reward!"
The bearded man was about to go crazy at this point, having no idea why he couldn't help but confess everything!
"What reward?"
Jiangnan pulled out a pair of Passionate Little Gloves and put them on, smiling brightly: "The reward is ten big slaps!"
Bearded man: ???
I fucking told you everything, why are you still hitting me?
Are all thugs these days this deranged?
I think you just want to slap my face!
As Jiangnan spoke, he swung his hand and delivered the slaps!
Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack!
He made the bearded man's head sway left and right. After ten slaps, Jiangnan grabbed an empty beer bottle from the side and cracked it over the bearded man's head!
"Bang!"
The bearded man was knocked straight into a daze!
Qian Benying: ∑(°kou°๐)
He cooperated with you so well, why did you still hit him?
Even killing someone shouldn't go too far—can't you just end his life happily?
Jiangnan unfastened the bearded man's Spirit-Binding Handcuffs, hoisted him up, and vanished!
Before Qian Benying could react, three seconds later Jiangnan had already appeared in toilet stall number seven, carrying a man in glasses!
He clamped his hand over the glasses man's mouth and immediately launched a barrage of Meteor Fist punches into his stomach!
"Mmph!!!"
The glasses man's eyes were full of terror as he struggled wildly!
Why the hell was I dragged into a toilet by a Teletubbie in the middle of the night and beaten up!
You just start hitting me! Hitting me!
Without even saying a word?
Only after finishing his punches did Jiangnan speak: "Don't waste my time with useless crap. Cooperate and put these on quickly. I'm in a hurry!"
Glasses man: !!!
What crap did I waste? What did I say before you hit me?
Are thugs these days completely unreasonable?
[From Zhengde Woweiqi's Resentment Value +1000!]
He didn't dare say anything more to Jiangnan and voluntarily put on the Spirit-Binding Handcuffs!
Qian Benying was stunned: "Did you kill that guy just now?"
Jiangnan: "No! I sent him back to the dorm to keep sleeping!"
Qian Benying: (｡･᷄kou･᷅) Huh?
"Are you crazy? When he wakes up tomorrow, he'll definitely rat us out! Won't that expose us? How could you..."
"Let me go kill him!"
She was about to go kill him when Jiangnan grabbed her!
"Relax! At worst, his face will be a little sore when he wakes up tomorrow. He won't remember a thing. I've got it under control!"
Qian Benying was bewildered. How could he not remember? You slapped him so many times...
Forget it, forget it! If Jiangnan isn't worried, why should she be? The emperor isn't anxious, so why should a beautiful maiden be?
Qian Benying had no idea that the Deadly Green Club + Passionate Little Gloves combo was like turning on incognito mode in a browser!
You could find all the study materials you wanted without leaving any trace. Pretty nice!
He force-fed the glasses man another bottle of Deadly Green Club, and the 5-minute rapid-fire Q&A game began!
So, while Qian Benying watched in confusion, Jiangnan frantically dragged people into the toilet!
Drag them in, beat them up first, put on handcuffs, force-feed beer, rapid-fire Q&A! Ten slaps plus one bottle crack to knock them out!
Toss them back to sleep, then drag the next person in!
Extremely streamlined—basically a semi-automated interrogation assembly line!
It stunned Qian Benying, as if she'd stepped into a new world. Is your efficiency this ridiculous?
In the end, even Qian Benying couldn't resist pulling out her own little notebook and taking notes!
Because a lot of the stuff being interrogated was absolute top secret—no reason not to write it down!
Three or four hours passed, and Toilet Stall Number Seven never quieted down!
Jiangnan successively dragged in about twenty to thirty people, not limited to Platinum or Gold—he even caught two Diamonds!
When Jiangnan couldn't handle them, Qian Benying would help by putting on the small handcuffs and holding them down so Jiangnan could hit them!
Even someone who got up to use the toilet in the middle of the night was dragged into the stall and beat up for questioning!
At this moment, Jiangnan had become the Toilet Warrior. This 1.5-square-meter stall was the territory of me, Jiang the Battle God!
Qian Benying didn't know why, but she got excited too. The feeling of sneaking around doing bad things was so great!
At 4 AM, the Invisibility Cloak was about to run out of time. Jiangnan rubbed his sore arms and looked at the thick notebook full of notes, nodding with satisfaction!
Qian Benying: "I can understand catching Diamonds, but dragging the cafeteria auntie who serves food here for interrogation is going too far, alright?"
"Wait... you're not planning to poison them, are you?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: "Nonsense! How could I do something so despicable?"
"I just wanted to know about the food here!"
Qian Benying: (yi_yi｡)
Yeah, right! You absolutely are that despicable!
I bet you a dollar you're definitely going to poison them!
Jiangnan chuckled to himself!
From his investigation, he had a rough grasp of the situation in Area 53!
Sectors A and B were indeed heavily guarded, with nearly 5,000 Black Panther Spirit Martial Force members permanently stationed there, patrolling 24/7!
Plus, the Wind-type Starlight Buffett and Starlight Quinn were both currently in Area 53!
Including all kinds of staff, there were over 30,000 people total, and quite a few had combat capability!
But everyone has to eat, right?
At lunchtime, whether you were Spirit Martial Force or staff, everyone went to the cafeteria to eat!
A bunch of immature ideas instantly popped into Jiangnan's head!
"Let's go! Scout the cafeteria, then head back!"
Qian Benying pouted: "Still saying you're not planning to poison them?"
The two cleaned up the scene and went to scout the cafeteria's layout!
As for where the Bose Body was being held, Jiangnan had gotten a general idea from the two Diamonds!
After the Bose Body was transported in, it was locked up in the Plasma Collision Laboratory!
Starlight Quinn was permanently stationed there!
What was most disgusting was that the core area of the lab was built with Spirit-Binding Iron Ore, specifically to prevent spatial intrusion!
The Black Panther Spirit Martial Force guarding the lab had all been screened for Beastification or Power-type abilities, and given special training!
Their physiques were super strong—even in a Spirit-Binding environment, they could still unleash astonishing combat power!
The security on the Bose Body was almost pathological. There was basically no way in except by brute force!
On the way back, seeing Jiangnan's worried expression, Qian Benying said slyly: "I told you, you don't even have a chance to poison them. How many can you kill? If they see someone else poisoned, they definitely won't eat!"
"How about we call it quits? I'll give you some pocket money, you help me deodorize..."
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Why are you always thinking about quitting? Is Gao Lao Zhuang's attraction that strong? Just wait till I wreck Area 53 and show you!"
Qian Benying: (０≖ᴗ≖) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm~ I believe you! I'll watch you show off! Just don't get yourself killed in the process! Toilet Warrior!"
Jiangnan glared and lunged at her!
[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Qian Benying...]
"Hey hey hey! Stop pulling my antennae! That hurts! Let go! I won't say it anymore! Let go!"
They made their way back to the motel. Liu Hua was sitting cross-legged on the bed playing games with the other two, having a great time!
Seeing Jiangnan and the other return, they quickly stuffed their game consoles under the covers, like schoolkids caught playing on their phones by the teacher!
Jiangnan looked at his little notebook and flipped to the cafeteria menu section!
Area 53's food was amazing. At lunch, besides a rich selection of dishes ensuring balanced nutrition, they also gave out fruit and fatty-happy cola as a pairing!
The ideas in Jiangnan's head gradually matured. He planned to add some "seasoning." He'd already scouted the layout!
When Shan Cat and the other six ate the Lucky Little Cherries and formed the Bad Luck Force Field, they summoned a meteor shower!
If 30,000 people in Area 53 all ate Lucky Little Cherries, the resulting Bad Luck Force Field would be what kind of big scene?
It'd be insanely exciting, right?
The more Jiangnan thought about it, the more excited he got. He waved his hand: "Come on! You three little ones, get to work!"
Lan Bo, Fen Bo, and Liu Hua immediately jumped off the bed excitedly!
"Finally, we get to be useful?"
"What's the mission?"
"We're actually pretty strong too! Really! No lie!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Help me squeeze juice!"
Lan Bo: (˃᷄˶˶˶˂᷅) Ahhh!
Fen Bo: (ﾉ)̫(ヾ) Shy shy!
Liu Hua: (*･᷄‸･᷅*) Huh?
Qian Benying got anxious: "Hey hey hey! Jiangnan, don't go too far. I don't care what you do with those two little prisoners, but Liu Hua is my person!"
"And... and I'm right here! Are you just going to let me watch you... you..."
Jiangnan was stunned: "You want to help me squeeze juice too? Then join in!"
Qian Benying: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
"I spit! Dream on! You pervert! You want me to..."
Jiangnan looked bewildered: "Why are you cursing me? Fine, don't squeeze if you don't want to!"
With that, he pulled three juicers and a basket full of Lucky Little Cherries out of the Alternate Dimension and set them on the table!
"Hurry it up! Big workload! Squeeze for me! Squeeze hard!"
Lan Bo, Fen Bo, Liu Hua: (|||≖_≖)
Qian Benying: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Qian Benying...]
Jiangnan! Shine!
I just ~%?…;#*’☆℃$︿!!!
Qian Benying's pretty face was about to explode red. She thought Jiangnan was going to... to...
Who would have guessed he just wanted to squeeze cherry juice!
Wait, aren't we breaking into Area 53? What does squeezing cherry juice have to do with anything?
Liu Hua and the other two were already on the table squeezing the Lucky Little Cherries!
Fuming, Qian Benying stormed off and slammed the bathroom door!
To ensure this plan was foolproof, Jiangnan had pulled out a total of 90,000 Lucky Little Cherries!
That's right, 90,000!
From the old consolation prize system store, 100 Resentment Value each!
After spending 9 million Resentment Value in one go, Jiangnan would have crouched on the floor crying if there wasn't still someone in the room!