Chapter 529: Dancing with Green Shadows! Scallions in the Human World
A bottle of Big Green Stick down! Critical hit bonus!
Hero's courage surged!
Hands no longer trembled, legs no longer ached, face no longer pale!
Could even carry a bag of rice to the second floor!
Spirit Martial Force was nothing!
Would even dare to fight the Heavenly King himself!
The six of them stood back-to-back in a circle, pulling two large scallions from their packs and gripping them firmly in their hands!
Iron Ox threw his head back and roared: "Scallion-Swinging Dance Mania Crew!"
The others replied in unison: "Here!"
"Swivel the waist, stride the legs!"
"Twist the mouth, love no one!"
"Twin scallions in hand, invincible I stand!"
"Don't be shy!"
"Dance it up!"
As the C-position debutant, Iron Ox had long taken over the lead dance position from Jiangnan!
The moment the chant was shouted, the vibe was unmistakable!
The six of them swung their green-glowing scallions, directly unleashing the Scallion Sword Technique!
The magical song echoed through Central Park!
"Na li ba ba ~ Da li da li! Da li li li li li li li sao ~ Ding dang mao!"
At that moment, not only were the Spirit Martial Forces tightening their encirclement dumbfounded, even Jones, Grey, and Roffe were stunned!
What the hell were you guys doing?
Drinking was one thing, but now you're singing and dancing too?
We're in a fight here! A life-and-death struggle! Could you be serious for once?
But the next second, they froze in shock!
As the Power War Song and Scallion Sword Technique were unleashed!
Shan Mao and the others swung their scallions, infused them with spiritual energy, and directly activated the Self-Sacrifice Technique: Scallion Sword Qi!
Blades of sword qi, each stretching over thirty meters long, slashed out like they cost nothing!
In an instant!
The air exploded, the ground flew up, the woods shattered, and green light splattered everywhere!
The Spirit Martial Forces leading the charge barely had time to defend before being mercilessly cut down by the sword qi, coughing up blood as they flew back!
"Holy crap! What's going on? Is that sword qi? Sigh~"
"Ouch~ My arm! My arm!"
"What's happening! Why can these people slash out sword qi with scallions? What terrifying power?"
"I knew it! I knew everything they wrote in novels was real! These Easterners are all hiding their true skills! They all know how to cultivate immortality! Flying through the sky and escaping underground!"
"Golden Core stage? Terrifying beyond belief!"
"Charge! Everyone charge! There's only six of them!"
The Spirit Martial Forces lost over a dozen in that wave, badly shaken by the sword qi!
But they quickly regrouped, with tanks at the front, melee flanking from the sides, and elementalists hiding in the back for support!
In an instant, a torrent of spiritual skills attacked from all directions without any blind spots!
The scene was utterly shocking!
Iron Ox roared: "Don't any of you dare chicken out! Cut them to death!"
In that moment, Skinny Monkey, Black Crow, and the others' eyes turned bloodshot, spinning their arms like windmills!
They frantically pulled scallions from their packs and slashed wildly!
Scallion sword qi continued to pour out at breakneck speed!
For a time, the sword qi hummed and buzzed, slashing in every direction!
No matter what fireballs, ice spikes, stone blocks, or vines came at them, they were all chopped into bits!
Melee fighters charging in were shredded! Tanks at the front coughed up blood and flew backward! Elementalists clutched their heads and fled in all directions!
Even the Diamonds who rushed up were left with their brains buzzing from seven or eight sword qi strikes!
Scallion sword qi was already incredibly powerful on its own, and with the Big Green Stick's boost!
The six of them stood their ground and laid down suppression fire with ferocious firepower!
The 600-strong Spirit Martial Force couldn't keep up and was utterly overwhelmed!
"Ahhh! Do these immortals have no cooldown on their skills? Infinite casting?"
"One scallion equals one slash? After using it, it shatters into scallion bits? They're carrying a whole mountain of scallions on their backs! How do we fight this?"
"Ugh~ Ugh! My eyes, my eyes! I'm blind!"
"What happened, brother? Did the sword qi stab your eyes?"
"No! Not that! It's that dancing muscle-cutie who blinded me with her radiance!"
"Where? Let me see? Oh my god! Oh my goodness! Ugh~ That's more lethal than the sword qi!"
How the hell were they even supposed to catch Jiangnan's ponytail? These people were like little whips, flogging them mercilessly!
At this moment, Shan Mao and the others danced their scallions into a blur of green shadows!
Sword qi ran wild! Scallion bits flew everywhere! With a five-cent special effect—absolutely stunning!
Truly, dancing with green shadows, scallions in the human world!
In just three minutes, Shan Mao and the others had cut down over three hundred!
The rest didn't dare to approach anymore; they were all scattered!
Iron Ox and the others were brimming with excitement. Suppressing six hundred with infinite output? No cooldowns?
This was way too satisfying! Nanshen was incredible!
The dancing over the past few days hadn't been wasted!
They made an immediate decision, each grabbing scallions and charging toward the plasma cannons!
Only ten plasma cannons remained now!
Jiangnan had taken out four himself! Grey and the others had dismantled four!
Buffett was completely frantic, utterly disgusted by Jiangnan!
He ran like mad, diving straight into the crowds!
This made him unable to use large-scale spiritual skills for fear of hurting his own men!
Jiangnan took advantage of the chaos to destroy the vehicles!
"Have you caught him yet? You all... AAAAAHH!"
He looked down! The troops had been cleared again! Shan Mao and the other six, carrying scallions, had already chopped up one plasma cannon!
Only nine left!
[From Jason Buffett's Resentment Points +1000!]
He was about to explode!
Was his Condor Spirit Martial Force that useless? Twice now! Six Dark Knights couldn't even handle it?
Did they come here just to feed kills?
Buffett clenched his steel teeth, his expression ferocious!
"Screw it! Spiritual Skill: Blade Hurricane!"
In an instant, spiritual energy surged wildly! A massive tornado covering three thousand meters erupted on the battlefield!
The wind force absolutely exceeded level 18!
Trees were uprooted, cars and sculptures were swept into the sky!
The ground itself was peeled away! At such wind speeds, even a tiny pebble hit with the force of a bullet!
Not to mention the countless wind blades packed into the hurricane!
Dozens of people were instantly sliced to death, including some from his own Starshield Bureau!
The skill's power was too terrifying, like a natural disaster!
Even two plasma cannons were lifted into the air and torn apart!
Jiangnan, who had just blown up another tank, was caught in the hurricane!
Wind blades instantly cut him all over, leaving him bleeding profusely!
"Space Barrier!"
It shattered the moment it formed, broken by countless wind blades!
"Space Wormhole!"
He barely managed to redirect attacks with wormholes, but still suffered over a dozen cuts on his body!
Jiangnan's scalp tingled!
A Starlight going berserk was too terrifying! A disaster-class spiritual skill! Absolutely insane!
And the coverage was so wide! Jiangnan's teleportation max range was 1000 meters—he couldn't escape!
Teleporting into the wind would definitely get him shredded!
Below, chaos reigned, with curses everywhere!
It wasn't just Jiangnan suffering; Jones and the others were also caught in the crossfire!
Buffett was completely desperate: "Where do you think you're running! Die!"
He clenched his hand, and the hurricane contracted, crushing down on Jiangnan!
At this moment, Blue Wave and Pink Wave, strapped to Jiangnan's back, were terrified out of their minds!
They were also bleeding from the wind blades! Thanks to those two, Jiangnan's back hadn't taken much damage!
"Ahhh! Buffett, you're inhuman! You eat instant noodles without a fork! You eat instant noodles without a seasoning packet! You drink soda and the pull ring breaks! You go to the bathroom without toilet paper!"
"Jiang Devil is so tall, mighty, handsome, and cute—why do you want to hit him!"
"That's right! You're a big fool! Go Jiang Devil! We're rooting for you!"
"Yeah! You just focus on running for your life! We'll insult him for you!"
Blue Wave and Pink Wave were frantic! Being carried by Jiangnan was way too thrilling!
Chased by a Starlight? If Jiangnan died, they'd die too!
For the sake of their own lives, these two assassins had completely switched sides!
Jiangnan wasn't panicked at all!
At worst, he could wrap himself in the stall cloth and break out, but with so many eyes around, it was better not to expose his trump card!
Jiangnan let out a roar: "You forced me to use my ultimate move!"
With that, he pulled two bundles of scallions from his alternate dimension!
That's right, two bundles!
One bundle had a hundred scallions. His expression was extremely arrogant!
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"Ultimate Move: Come with Scallions! Go with Scallions! Dada dada da da di da la!"
In an instant, spiritual energy surged into the scallions!
The left bundle of scallions all burst into dazzling green light, slashing fiercely toward Buffett!
A hundred strands of scallion sword qi formed a sword qi wall, crashing down like a meat grinder, tearing through the air!
Scallion bits rained from the sky!
Buffett's scalp tingled: "Spiritual Skill: Wind Shield!"
He had seen the power of scallion sword qi!
A hundred combined attacks—even as a Starlight, he couldn't ignore them! He hastily defended with his skill!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan's right bundle of scallions slashed down at the blade hurricane!
A hundred sword qi blades tore through the wind!
If someone looked up from below, they would see Jiangnan's slash, and the entire hurricane appeared to be ripped apart by an invisible giant hand!
An impossibly small figure, yet splitting the hurricane!
The scene was utterly shocking, leaving everyone dumbfounded!
It sent chills down everyone's spine!
Fierce Nan splitting the wind! Absolutely stunning!
But it only split open for a moment! Yet that single moment was enough for Jiangnan to teleport out of the hurricane's range!
Standing outside the hurricane, Jiangnan wiped the blood from his cheek, grinning brightly: "Blow, blow! My proud indulgence~"
"Blowing away two of your own tanks? How's that feel in your heart?"
[From Jason Buffett's Resentment Points +1000!]
"Jiangnan! AAAAAHHH!"
Behind him, Blue Wave and Pink Wave hadn't even caught their breath before their faces went pale again!
"Jiang Devil! Can you please stop taunting him? Is your life free from some points event? Treasure it a little, okay!"
"Waaaah! Living is so hard~!"
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