Chapter 525: Hey! Sis! Wanna Make a Little One?
Late at night, the living room's singing never stopped, and the human power banks kept charging the scallion with energy nonstop!
Everyone wore bitter little faces, brainwashed by the demonic singing and movements!
Tieniu danced the best, already debuted as center, standing in the lead dancer position!
As for Jiangnan, he was hiding in his room right now, sorting out the alternate dimension and checking the little money he'd scammed!
Looking at the pile of treasures spread all over the floor, Jiangnan felt like he was melting!
Jiangnan: (｡⁼̴̤̆ヮ⁼̴̤̆｡)
Cash, gold bricks—no need to mention those, especially the hundred pieces of Ice-Flame Crystal he'd swindled from the Viking race!
As soon as he got back to the country and put them on the market, they'd definitely sell like hotcakes, enough for him to marry a beautiful wife!
"I wonder if they're sold by the pound or by the piece? Whatever! First, I'll carve weight-increase runes on them and then—"
The smile on Jiangnan's face froze as he lifted the iron box wide!
He saw that more than half of the Ice-Flame Crystals in the box had already crumbled into ash!
The Griffin Egg had somehow wormed its way in!
It was burrowing around inside the box, sucking streams of red-blue essence into the egg!
In a blink, all 100 Ice-Flame Crystals in the box had shattered into ash!
The red-blue stripes on the Griffin Egg's shell became even more vivid, flowing like ripples of water!
(The Egg) seemed to sense Jiangnan and immediately jumped into his arms, nuzzling affectionately!
It seemed to be begging for praise!
Look! I can eat so much!
Jiangnan's eyes turned red, and he completely petrified, wailing toward the sky!
"Ahhh!!!"
A heart-wrenching scream that only someone who'd been hurt seventy or eighty times could let out echoed throughout the room!
"Ahhh! You little rascal! You ate one of my wives!"
"You owe me! You owe me!"
(The Egg)???
Jiangnan held the egg up to his face and delivered a frenzy of headbutts, producing metallic clanging sounds!
(The Egg) trembled in fright!
"You've eaten so many of my treasures, sucked my spiritual energy every day, and you still haven't hatched!"
"I've invested so much blood! If you can't be ridden when you hatch, I'll roast you and eat you!"
The egg shrank back into Jiangnan's arms, rubbing against him nonstop, as if to say—I'll let you ride me, okay? Master, don't be mad!
Jiangnan stroked (The Egg), his face full of heartache!
But he was also very surprised. Not many spiritual beast eggs could absorb the essence of spirit materials, right?
And Ice-Flame Crystal was especially unique. Could it be that its mutation was more than just one attribute?
Not even hatched yet, and it was already so intelligent. Jiangnan was really looking forward to the day it hatched!
His halberd technique was maxed out. Jiangnan understood clearly—to unleash the full power of his Square Sky Halberd,
he had to use it with a mount. Many stunning techniques could only be executed while riding a mount!
"Hey? Do you think you've actually already grown up, but you can't break through because the shell's too hard, so you haven't hatched?"
"I think it's very possible! How about I help you break the shell?"
"I have an electric drill, an angle grinder, a hole puncher..."
[Resentment value from (Egg) +555!]
It was terrified, immediately jumping out of Jiangnan's arms and shaking nonstop!
Master really is a devil!
Excuses! All excuses! He just wants to eat me, baby!
Jiangnan was flipping through his electric drill over there!
His phone rang—it was a video call from Da Lang Mie!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up, and he answered quickly!
A stunning face appeared on the phone screen!
"Hehe! You picked up!"
"Where? Where's Jiangnan gege? Where is he? Let Mila see?"
Another pretty little face squeezed into the screen—it was Little Mila!
Xia Yao held the phone high: "Is it convenient for Xiao Nan to video call? We came to Jingdu this weekend to see Little Mila!"
In the picture, everyone sat around a table covered with snacks and new clothes they'd bought for Mila!
Jiangnan's face softened: "I have plenty of time. Why didn't you wait for me to go together?"
Zhong Yingxue smiled: "We didn't know when you'd be back, so we went ahead. Don't worry about the academy—I'll help you catch up on missed lessons when you return."
"Are you cold over there? Is it dangerous? Are you hurt? Did you eat breakfast properly?"
At that moment, Zhong Yingxue was like a broken dam, showering him with countless questions at once!
It showed how worried she'd been about Jiangnan these past few days!
Jiangnan beamed: "Everything's fine. If things go smoothly, I'll be back before the 20th!"
Zhong Yingxue's eyes lit up: "Really?"
"Really! Why would I lie to you? It's not dangerous at all, just like a vacation, okay?"
He opened the door, flipped the camera, and aimed it at the few human power banks practicing the Scallion Sword Technique in the living room!
In an instant, Xia Yao and the others were stunned for a moment!
What's going on?
Why was there a group of people dancing in the living room? The atmosphere was so cheerful!
Wait, had Xiao Nan gone all the way to Mi Guo Metropolis to be a dance instructor?
How many days had it been? He'd already started a Scallion Dance Troupe?
Just then, Wu Liang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly stood up: "Brother Nan, don't move! Turn the camera left—yes, yes, yes!"
Jiangnan was stunned: "Brother? What's wrong?"
The camera was now aimed at Tieniu, who was dancing the Scallion Dance!
Wu Liang's face was flushed, his expression excited, eyes nearly poking into the screen!
"Brother Nan! Can you ask this girl for her contact info? How... how old is she? Does she have a boyfriend? I... I..."
Jiangnan: ???
No wait, what?
You've fallen for her just like that?
Brother, your taste is getting weirder and weirder!
But that's not the main point!
The main point is, how the hell did you figure out that Tieniu is a girl!
She hadn't shaved this morning! How could you tell male from female?
"Brother! Are you sure? You really like her?"
Wu Liang's heart surged, his face serious!
"This is the feeling of love! Look at her robust biceps, her trapezius muscles! Her bronze skin, her waist full of power!"
"And those two braids bouncing with the dance—innocent yet cute! This is the feeling of first love!"
"She radiates amazing charm all the time! Can't you feel her girl power?"
Jiangnan: !!!
Do you have a misunderstanding about what girl power means?
Girl power isn't the power that can punch through tank armor!
Is this what first love feels like?
Other people's first love is a girl in a floral dress, fresh and sweet!
Yours is a reinforced concrete bulldozer of a first love!
"Brother Nan! This is the first time I've felt this way about someone. My future happiness depends on you!"
Jiangnan scratched his head, looking troubled: "How am I supposed to say that?"
Wu Liang urged: "Brother Nan! Give her the phone! Let me talk to her!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes, walked up to Tieniu, and shoved the phone into her hand!
"Hmm? Nan Shen? What's up?"
"My brother has something he wants to say to you!"
Tieniu was stunned, looking at the phone screen!
Wu Liang took a deep breath, pulled a bottle of Dali 2.0 from his backpack, and chugged it!
"Ah ha!"
His bulging muscles instantly burst his clothes apart, and Wu Liang transformed into a muscle beast! The leopard-print briefs were quite striking!
Wu Liang deeply understood!
Only muscles can attract muscles!
His eyes full of sincerity, he opened his mouth and said!
"Hey! Sis! Wanna make a little one together?"
Jiangnan: Pfft ꉂꉂ(꒪ε꒪|||)
What the hell, "make a little one together"?
You don't skip straight to the point like this! Even Liuli isn't this direct!
You skipped every single step!
At that moment, Shouhou and the others were dumbfounded. Who was the brave soul who'd taken a liking to Sister Tieniu?
Tieniu stared at Wu Liang's explosive muscles, her eyes gleaming, two blushes rising on her cheeks, twisting shyly!
"Oh, you're so annoying! I don't even know you, and you want to make a little one with me? I'm shy, you know~"
Jiangnan: (๐*口*)✧ Aaaaah! My eyes! My eyes!
If you're shy, that's fine! But don't squeeze my phone so hard!
You crushed the tempered glass screen protector!
Wu Liang's eyes were deep: "A romantic encounter not aimed at making a little one is just hooliganism!"
"All 639 muscles in my body are telling me that you're the one I've been waiting for! So, wanna make a little one?"
Jiangnan was dumbfounded!
What kind of Mary Sue muscle-man confession was this? It actually sounded pretty compelling!
Wu Liang had got some game!
Tieniu gripped the phone, breathing heavily, her face red to the point of steam!
(⑉•﹏•⑉)
"I kind of feel something for you too. My heart has never beaten this fast. How about we add each other first, get to know each other deeper, and then talk about making little ones? I..."
"Crack!"
Absolute silence filled the air! Jiangnan's phone had been crushed into pieces by Tieniu's merciless iron hand, white smoke rising!
"Ah!!! Sorry, Nan Shen! I... I got too excited and didn't notice... I..."
Jiangnan: (◜◡‾) It's... it's okay. For love!
Wuwah~
This phone was originally a gift from Da Lang Mie!