Chapter 516: All These Teletubbies Have Gone Crazy

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# Chapter 516: All These Teletubbies Have Gone Crazy

Only then did Platelet react!

Southern God wanted to use his blood to increase the total amount of blood she could control, allowing her to quickly improve her strength!

After all, Jiangnan's current blood loss per second had reached an astonishing level—this was much more direct than Silver Shark!

Over a dozen holes bleeding at once?

But you're really too harsh on yourself! Doesn't it hurt?

The blood monster that had absorbed Jiangnan's blood grew wildly!

How could the commander and deputy commander just stand by and watch Platelet grow stronger?

Jiangnan wasn't running anymore? That was just what they wanted!

Both of them crackled with lightning, one transformed into a beast, launching a fierce assault on the blood monster!

And while Platelet frantically absorbed blood, she controlled the blood monster to form a shield for defense!

Enhanced by Green Stick, Vitality Ginseng, and Durian Pulp, the blood monster was still splattered with blood by the two Diamonds!

But she barely managed to withstand the Diamond-level attacks!

Jiangnan's eyes lit up!

So this was actually feasible!

But with the addition of attacks from other Spirit Warriors, the blood monster immediately became precarious!

Clearly not strong enough yet!

Jiangnan flung out Void Chains, pulling Mountain Cat and the others all onto the blood monster!

"Still frozen? Bleed! Whether we can turn this around depends entirely on Platelet!"

"Vitality Ginseng is unlimited! Poke me!"

With that, he stuffed another Vitality Ginseng into his mouth and used his knife to open over a dozen more holes on his body!

Blood gushed out like crazy!

Mountain Cat and the others felt their scalps go numb!

Oh my god, you really can go through with it!

Even fire hydrants and submersible pumps couldn't spray blood like you!

A self-propelled mobile blood bank, huh?

Mountain Cat's expression turned fierce, and she also pulled out a knife and started cutting holes in herself!

Full throttle, bleeding like crazy!

Katerina and Tieniu weren't to be outdone either, stabbing themselves frantically, blood spurting everywhere!

But at this moment, Skinny Monkey and Black Crow's faces turned pale!

Holding knives to themselves, they took a deep breath but couldn't bring themselves to do it!

They were almost crying!

These women were too ruthless—how could they bring themselves to do that?

Skinny Monkey gritted his teeth: "Southern God! You stab me! I can't do it myself!"

Black Crow: "Southern God! You do it! Stabbing yourself just feels weird!"

Jiangnan grinned: "You asked for it!"

With that, his dagger turned into a blur, going in and out of Black Crow and Skinny Monkey seven times!

The two screamed and bled like crazy!

Skinny Monkey: "Ahhh! Southern God! Stab slower! Don't hit my kidneys!"

Black Crow: "Hiss—You're unfair! You stabbed me 28 times! Only 17 for him!"

Jiangnan smiled awkwardly: "S-sorry about that, I'm left-handed, got used to it! Let me make it up to Skinny Monkey!"

With that, he started stabbing Skinny Monkey wildly again!

Skinny Monkey: !!!

[From Liu Ming's Resentment +1000!]
[From Ma Lu's Resentment +1000!]

What the hell does "make it up to him" even mean!

You're clearly just addicted to stabbing!

Skinny Monkey and Black Crow exchanged glances, nodded, and both pulled out knives to stab Jiangnan several times!

"Hehe! Don't just stab us! Let's stab each other—reciprocity, you know!"

"Yeah, yeah! Let us help you bleed too!"

Jiangnan glared: Stab me? You dare stab me?

And just like that, three Teletubbies, eyes red, stood together and stabbed each other like crazy!

Blood was flying everywhere!

Mountain Cat and the others watched in speechless disbelief!

Hey, hey, hey! What the hell are you three doing?

At least show some respect for the Grim Reaper, okay?

If someone looked up from below, they'd see six Teletubbies standing on the blood monster!

Three were stabbing themselves, and three were stabbing each other like mad!

Blood gushing everywhere!

Everyone's minds were buzzing!

Were these Teletubbies all possessed?

Even if you had 30 lives, you couldn't waste them like this!

Were they even human? A normal person would be dead from so much blood loss by now!

The blood monster had now grown to nearly ten meters tall, and even the two Diamonds couldn't easily shake it!

Jiangnan, now thoroughly annoyed by the stabbing, pulled out a Gatling gun from his Alternate Dimension and aimed it at Skinny Monkey and Black Crow!

Their faces went white, and they immediately dropped their knives, raising both hands, almost kneeling!

"Southern God! Calm down! Calm down! This will really kill people!"

"Do you really want to turn us into sieves?"

Jiangnan scowled: "Still going to stab me?"

The two shook their heads frantically: "No more, no more!"

Only then did Jiangnan put away the Gatling gun and teleport over to Platelet!

He stroked his chin, deep in thought: "This isn't working fast enough. A lot of blood is going to waste. Is it because you haven't merged enough of your own blood?"

Platelet said nervously: "I'm trying my best!"

Jiangnan said seriously: "No, you're not! Let big brother help you—yah!"

With that, he grabbed his small dagger and lunged at Platelet, stabbing her repeatedly!

"Ah! What are you doing!"

[From Ji Shuang's Resentment +666!]
[From...]

Jiangnan: "I'm telling you, relying on your nosebleed alone isn't enough!"

"Pfft!"

"You need to push yourself! Believe in yourself!"

"Pfft!"

"You can do it! You're the best!"

"Pfft!"

Platelet: !!!

She was about to cry!

Don't praise me while stabbing me, okay!

You've poked holes in me! This man is a demon!

Why do I feel like I've become a tool?

"Southern God... I suddenly don't love you as much anymore!"

[From Ji Shuang...]

But as Ji Shuang's blood loss increased, her control over blood strengthened further, to the point where she could even withstand Diamond-level attacks!

And she began to counterattack!

Jiangnan slapped his head hard: "Tsk! How could I be so stupid!"

"Quick! Grab some Golds over! You can get even stronger!"

Ji Shuang nodded, absolutely obeying Jiangnan's commands on the battlefield!

Those Gold-level Spirit Warriors were no match for the blood monster, and soon over thirty Golds were grabbed by its arms!

Jiangnan grinned, his smile growing even more twisted. Under the terrified gazes of everyone, he stuffed Vitality Ginseng into their mouths!

"Come on! Stop stabbing yourselves! Come stab them instead! Stabbing yourself hurts, doesn't it?"

Skinny Monkey and the others' eyes shone brightly as they pounced on the captured thirty-plus Golds like wolves, stabbing them madly, bleeding them dry!

Southern God! You're a genius! Using blood bags like this works, huh?

"Ahhh! Stop stabbing me! Just kill me!"

"You're not human! You're a demon!"

"I don't want to be a blood bag! Let me go!"

"This is humiliation! Pure humiliation! I can't live like this!"

Jiangnan laughed brightly: "Sorry, but blood bags have no rights!"

[From Gate's Resentment +1000!]
[From Chris's Resentment +1000!]
[From...]

The resentment list exploded. With over thirty blood bags continuously supplying blood, plus Platelet relentlessly bleeding herself, the blood monster had now swelled to over ten meters and was terrifyingly agile, like a tentacle monster, darting around the battlefield at will!

It launched a frenzied assault on the two Diamonds!

The commander and deputy commander's faces turned pale as they watched the blood monster that had grown so quickly in such a short time—their scalps tingled!

What kind of monster was this?

It was too hard to fight!

But they still charged at the blood monster!

The commander, wreathed in lightning, roared: "Thunder Run!"

In an instant, he transformed into a blinding bolt of lightning, like a thunderous spear, heading straight for Platelet!

If they killed her, the blood monster would collapse!

Platelet panicked and was about to defend, but Jiangnan squinted: "Let him in!"

The lightning flash was fleeting!

In the blink of an eye, the lightning was upon them!

"Space Wormhole!"

In an instant, the wormhole opened to its maximum!

The lightning passed through the space wormhole, emerged from the other side, and slammed into the thickest part of the blood monster!

Blood splattered everywhere!

Jiangnan urged: "Wrap him up!"

Platelet knew what Jiangnan meant. The splattered blood flowed back, wrapping tightly around the commander, forming an airtight enclosed space!

The commander was like being trapped in quicksand, layers of surging blood binding him tightly, forming a sealed chamber!

No matter how he erupted with lightning, casting rays everywhere, he couldn't break free from the blood's grip!

Platelet used all her strength to contract and squeeze!

Jiangnan smirked: "You're finished!"

With that, he snapped his fingers repeatedly, rapidly consuming his spiritual energy!

Space wormholes kept appearing around the commander!

He opened wormholes connecting the outside world to the space around the commander!

"Everyone! Attack! Hit him hard!"

The team instantly understood Jiangnan's intention!

Katerina spat a cloud of poison mist through the space wormhole, Skinny Monkey stuck his fire tongs in and snipped wildly, Mountain Cat, Skinny Monkey, and Tieniu all launched attacks through the wormhole!

Inside the blood-sealed space, the commander faced wave after wave of attacks while unable to break through the blood bindings!

He was a sitting duck!

After six seconds, there was no more movement inside. Facing the full-force attack of the entire team, the commander must have been smashed to pieces!

A Diamond-level powerhouse!

Had been bullied to death by a bunch of Platinums!

Bullied to death!