# Chapter 508: Idiot-Making Machine
Three hours later, Katerina walked out of the compartment with a radiant face!
Having vented all the unhappiness in her heart, a smile was back on her face!
"Hehe! Then I'll leave it to you!"
Saying that, she high-fived Jiangnan, and as he walked into the compartment, his face turned pale!
Damn~
The current state of Ivan and the other two was enough to be blurred out with mosaic, okay?
This was way too tragic. Even the Small Ginseng hadn't had time to recover them yet!
As it turned out, you should never try to mess with a girl who's angry. There's no good ending!
At the moment, seeing Jiangnan come in, the three were stunned!
Why was it Jiangnan? Shouldn't it be Qian Benying?
This... he!
So the one who had orchestrated all of this wasn't Qian Benying at all, but Jiangnan, also a Space System user?
Ivan's steel teeth were almost ground to dust: "A good scheme! Truly a good scheme! You've played everyone, haven't you?"
"You're the one behind the scenes?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: "Nonsense, my hand isn't black at all! Uh..."
Having worn a dress for so long, even his way of speaking had followed along! Ptooey ptooey...
"Aren't you going to tell us where the children are being held?"
Ivan sneered: "Do you think we're stupid? If we tell you the location, can the three of us still live?"
Sophia: "Even if you kill the three of us, we won't say!"
Anthony: "If you let us go, we'll naturally release the children!"
The three had a look of having Jiangnan figured out!
At this moment, Mountain Cat, Iron Ox, and a few others curiously gathered around, peeking through the window as Jiangnan interrogated them!
Jiangnan grinned: "Actually, there was originally a simpler way to make you tell the location!"
"But since you're being so uncooperative, I want to try a more *fashionable* method!"
"This is a method I just came up with. It'll definitely work well. You're the first to use it, so you should feel honored!"
As he spoke, a devilish smile appeared on his face.
It would have been a matter of a single Large Green Stick, but Jiangnan still decided to test out this new method of his!
Ivan and the others swallowed nervously, inevitably feeling somewhat guilty.
Jiangnan walked up to Anthony and chuckled: "What's your birthday?"
Anthony was stunned: "March 1984. Why are you asking?"
Wasn't he supposed to be asking about the detention site? How come...
Jiangnan: (˶‾᷄ᴗ‾᷅˵)
"You better not lie to me!"
With that, he pulled out two Extreme-Speed Slippers and put them on his hands!
He wedged the rubber pillar of the slipper between the gap of his middle and ring fingers!
Then he put on a pair of Passionate Little Gloves over his hands!
Mountain Cat and the others watched in bewilderment!
What kind of look is that?
Quite unique!
Jiangnan grinned, cupped Anthony's face with both hands, and said: "Ready?"
Anthony: ???
"Ready for wha..."
Before he could finish, Jiangnan directly raised his hands, and the Extreme-Speed Slippers activated instantly!
In an instant, Jiangnan's arms uncontrollably began to spin like wind-fire wheels!
Entering sprinting mode!
His slaps turned into afterimages, raining down on Anthony's face like raindrops, striking from both sides!
"Smack! Smack! Smack..."
The slaps merged into one continuous sound, like a Gatling gun opening fire. Who knew how many slaps Anthony's face took in a second?
It was completely impossible to see clearly; the slaps had even blurred into phantoms!
Anthony was slapped silly, his head swinging left and right. In the span of three seconds, all his teeth were gone, flying everywhere!
Due to the excessively fast slapping speed, a wind had picked up inside the compartment!
Mountain Cat and the others stared blankly at Jiangnan. No way? So ruthless?
Is this the new method you're talking about—brutal torture?
You're so cruel!
Jiangnan was ecstatic inside!
It worked!
Extreme-Speed Slipper + Passionate Little Gloves!
Put together, they were a full-fledged idiot-making machine!
And with the slipper sole cushioning his hands, slapping wouldn't hurt his hands at all!
Jiangnan! You're such a little genius!
Watch me slap you straight back to 1987!
With every slap, Jiangnan silently kept count in his mind!
He stood in place, unleashing a furious barrage on Anthony, the sound of slaps as dense as an anti-aircraft cannon!
At this moment, Sophia and Ivan were terrified. Oh my dear mother!
You really are slapping him to death!
Anthony, you have to hold on! You can't tell, or else we three are done for!
Twenty-eight minutes later, Jiangnan felt it was about enough and stopped the assault!
He went to the wall and furiously slapped the wall to burn out the tires!
Even though Jiangnan had stopped, Anthony was still sitting on the chair, shaking his head wildly...
It took a full ten-plus minutes before he stopped!
Jiangnan had already finished tire-burning, wiped the hot sweat off his head, and looked at Anthony expectantly!
At this moment, Anthony's face was swollen like a meat bun, all his teeth gone. If not for the Small Ginseng propping him up, he would have been beaten to death long ago!
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Anthony opened his eyes, swollen into slits, looked around blankly, and his gaze fell on Ivan. A wave of familiarity surged in his heart!
"Uncle? Are you Daddy? Mm~ Are you Mommy?"
"Hehe~ Daddy? I want candy! I want cookies!"
"Mommy~ I want a cuddle! I want you to sing me 'Dalabengba'!"
Sophia: Σ(°Д°٥)
"Anthony! Did you get beaten stupid? Who's your mom? You want to cuddle me? The hell I'll sing you 'Dalabengba'!"
Ivan: ∑(°口°‹)
"The hell with candy! Eat shit! Wake the hell up!"
Frightened by their shouts, Anthony shrank his neck, his eyes full of terror, and he immediately started crying!
"Wah~ Daddy and Mommy are scolding me! No~ I want a cuddle, I want candy, I want Mommy to sing~"
"Wuwuwu~"
Tied to the chair, Anthony acted spoiled like a giant baby!
No! He was like an idiot!
A grown man acting spoiled and demanding a cuddle was far too eye-scorching!
Katerina and the others were stunned. Was he beaten stupid?
Why was he acting like a three-year-old?
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled, and he laughed to himself!
Mom! Quick, praise me!
The Idiot-Making Machine experiment was a success!
His gaze fell on Ivan and Sophia: "So? Still not talking? If you don't, you'll end up like him!"
Ivan sneered: "You think I'm afraid? Ending up like that is better than dying!"
Jiangnan grinned: "You said it! Idiot arrangement! Tell me your birthday!"
Ivan gritted his teeth: "Am I stupid enough to tell you?"
After Anthony turned into an idiot, how could he possibly tell?
Jiangnan put on the slippers and gloves with a bright smile: "That's fine, I'll just make a rough estimate!"
Instantly, the sound of rain-like slaps rang out again in the compartment!
After a fierce, tiger-like operation!
Ivan, his face swollen, stared blankly!
"Hee he~ Hee hee hee~"
(◕꒪﹃꒪◕)
Drooling and giggling idiotically, he curled himself into a ball, then started sucking his thumb...
Jiangnan: (´ﾟωﾟ)?
Did... did I overdo it?
How old was Ivan at this stage?
At this moment, Anthony on Sophia's left was wailing for a cuddle!
Ivan on Sophia's right was sucking his thumb and giggling, and he'd even wet his pants...
Sophia: !!!
"Stop! Stop! Don't turn me into that! I don't want to become an idiot!"
She was terrified out of her mind. This was more frightening than death itself, okay?
[From Sophia: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Sophia...]
This person in front of her only looked human, that's all!
"The children are locked in the church at the town center of Dior Town. A Gold-tier White Shark squad is guarding them! I'm not lying!"
Mountain Cat quickly connected with the Dark Night Army personnel stationed in Goose Country to investigate and carry out the rescue!
An hour or so later, Mountain Cat nodded: "All fifty-two children rescued, arranged into a temporary safe house. Is the number correct?"
Linda nodded frantically, her eyes red: "Yes! It's correct! Thank you! Thank you so much!"
Jiangnan turned to Sophia and grinned: "If you'd said that earlier, wouldn't you have avoided having two extra giant babies?"
Sophia was in despair: "Kill me! Just kill me!"
Just as Jiangnan was about to speak, the power suddenly went out in the room!
He looked out the window!
Not only here, but the entire metropolis had lost power, pitch black!
Only around the high-voltage substation to the west was there a dazzling blue-white glow!
Dreamlike and illusory!
Vaguely, thick currents of electricity could be seen gathering toward the sky. Even from such a distance, the crackling sound of ionized air could be heard!
Jiangnan's heart sank: "That Bose Body! It's appeared!"
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Author's Note: