Chapter 497: You Teach Me? You Sure? (Bonus Chapter)

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# Chapter 497: You Teach Me? You Sure? (Bonus Chapter)

Black Crow also stood there dumbfounded, staring at Jiangnan.

So I spent the whole morning squatting by the roadside trash can for nothing?

[From Ma Lu's Resentment +6!]

Meanwhile, Blood Platelet Ji Shuang had already brought over the White Shark's personnel files.

"Nan Shen, look! White Shark people only started pouring in en masse a couple days ago!"

"Probably because Katerina was captured and the key is at stake. They've been clashing with the Sakura Group quite a bit these past few days!"

"Plus, the Star Shield Bureau is also giving White Shark trouble!"

Jiangnan flipped through the White Shark personnel files, his gaze stopping on a one-eyed burly man—the leader of this White Shark operation!

Katerina's scalp went numb: "Sss—the one who came is actually Ivan the Flame Dog! Diamond 8-star, Lava Ability! He's very strong!"

"And there's the deputy, Blizzard Sophia, and Fist Lion Anthony!"

Once someone reaches Diamond rank, they get code names internationally! Like Nightingale is Little Night Blade! Victoria is Soaring Heavenly Maiden!

Skinny Monkey said, "This time, White Shark brought three Diamond-rank members and over five hundred gang members! Every single one is a skilled fighter!"

"They don't have a Space System to catch Bose bodies, so it looks like they plan to snatch someone else's later!"

Jiangnan rubbed his chin, deep in thought!

With White Shark making such a big scene, stealing and grabbing, they clearly want the incantation analysis data badly!

Jiangnan grinned: "Let's deal with White Shark first!"

As soon as he said this, everyone was stunned!

No way? He's actually serious?

Three Diamonds! Over five hundred people!

The seven of them at full count... isn't this just asking for a beating!

Skinny Monkey was shocked: "Nan Shen! Are you planning to pull their circuit breakers? Or poison their food?"

Mountain Cat: "You're not going to blow them up again, are you?"

Jiangnan curled his lip: "Amateur! Use your brain! Mission assignments!"

At his words, everyone straightened up: "Yes, Captain Jiang!"

Jiangnan: "Black Crow, keep watching the Sakura Group. Contact me immediately with any movement!"

"Skinny Monkey, watch White Shark. If things go smoothly, we might have an operation tonight!"

"Blood Platelet, collect intelligence on all faction forces in the Metropolis, including where they're staying, who's leading them. Don't skip even the smallest factions!"

"Iron Bull, go shave your beard. Katerina, go sleep. Mountain Cat, organize the information. Get to work, get to work!"

At this moment, everyone in the room started bustling about busily!

Only Lin Miaoke stood there dumbfounded. Was shaving a beard also considered a mission?

Meanwhile, Jiangnan grabbed a whole stack of files, locked himself in the bedroom, and started planning the next operation!

Goal: Completely mess up the situation in the Metropolis!

It wasn't until dusk that Jiangnan finished reading all the materials, not missing a single detail!

Just then, Black Crow sent word: the Sakura Group had moved entirely to the Sailboat Hotel. They were holed up in the hotel, refusing to come out, and there was no sign of Qian Benying leaving her room!

Jiangnan snickered to himself!

With her body smelling that awful, how could she possibly have the face to come out and see people?

Not coming out was perfect! That's exactly the effect he wanted!

Top floor room of the Sailboat Hotel!

Qian Benying sat in the bathtub, holding a steel wool scrubber in one hand and body wash in the other, her expression fierce as she scrubbed herself raw!

She rubbed her fair skin until it was red all over!

Then she mustered the courage to bring her nose close for a sniff!

Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Ugh—waah—

She grabbed the trash can beside her, hugged it, and violently retched!

Her movements were so practiced it was heartbreaking!

[From Qian Benying's Resentment +1000!]

How could she still be stinking? It just wouldn't scrub off!

Before, she'd complained about Liu Hua being smelly! Now she'd become just as stinky as her!

How was she supposed to go out and see people like this?

"Jiangnan! I WILL kill you!"

Qian Benying punched the water in fury, venting powerlessly!

[From Qian Benying...]

At this moment, the entire Sakura Group was still continuously supplying Jiangnan with resentment points!

Jiangnan's expression turned serious!

He pulled out his phone, opened the cloud drive, and clicked backup restore!

The photos he'd been forced to delete during the day were all restored to his album!

Goose, hahaha!

You probably didn't know I have automatic cloud backup enabled, did you?

Jiangnan: (︶ก︶*) Ahem~

"It's not that I want to look! This is for the mission, for the next plan. It's something I have to do under duress!"

Mm-hmm, that's right!

In the living room, Katerina lay sideways on the sofa, a blanket draped over her, sleeping soundly.

Mountain Cat rubbed her eyes, stood up and stretched, her gaze falling on the bedroom door!

Why isn't he coming out? Did he fall asleep?

Or did the mission difficulty stump him?

She felt a bit worried, so she gently pushed open the door and peered inside!

Her body froze!

And because Jiangnan was studying so intently, he didn't notice Mountain Cat had come in!

[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment +1000!]

"Xiao Nan! What are you doing?"

Jiangnan: !!!

He quickly flipped the phone face down!

Turning around, he saw Mountain Cat's pretty face darkened as she ground her teeth!

Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat, looking guilty: "It... it's not what you think! I was studying!"

"I was preparing for the next mission!"

Mountain Cat looked into Jiangnan's eyes, but seemed to remember something, her pretty face blushing slightly!

She sat on the edge of the bed and gently patted Jiangnan's head, her eyes full of tenderness!

"It's okay, no need to hide it. In the blink of an eye, you've reached that age, right in adolescence. It's normal to be curious about some things!"

"Don't feel embarrassed. Everyone goes through it!"

Jiangnan: ???

What do you mean I'm curious!

"I really am preparing for the mission!"

Mountain Cat's expression turned serious: "No need to explain. With me, what's there to be shy about? Sister Shanmiao understands!"

"But curiosity is one thing; understanding it like this isn't right. It'll also affect your physical and mental health!"

"It's time I taught you a thing or two about boys and girls!"

"If there's anything you're curious about, anything you don't understand, you can ask me! I'll teach you!"

Jiangnan: (・᷄ὢ・᷅) Hmm?

You teach me? You sure?

"R... really? I can ask?"

Mountain Cat's pretty face blushed fiercely, her head lowered as she twisted the bedsheet, but her expression remained determined: "Go ahead! Whatever I know, I'll tell you!"

Jiangnan snickered: "Then what's a sandwich?"

Mountain Cat was stunned: "What sandwich?"

"What about a large milk tea?"

Mountain Cat looked completely bewildered: "Huh?"

"What about a baby jelly?"

Mountain Cat: (。˘•‸•˘。) ???

"What kind of questions are those? Are you hungry?"

"Let me just explain it to you!"

Mountain Cat's expression turned serious: "Let me tell you, when you hear this, don't be scared. Actually, babies don't come from splitting open watermelons!"

"To have a baby, you... you need to go through a series of very complicated operations to..."

Jiangnan: (⑉ԾกԾ⑉) Pfft—mmph!!!

Mountain Cat blushed: "What are you laughing at? I'm seriously teaching you!"

"No, no, no! Sister Shanmiao, please continue!"

Aaaaah! Sister Shanmiao like this is way too cute!

What do you mean babies don't come from splitting open watermelons? Did you actually think babies came from splitting open watermelons before?

And you're teaching me? Can you be any cuter!

Mountain Cat looked troubled: "As for the specific complicated operation, I haven't figured out how to describe it yet. This..."

Jiangnan laughed: "Alright, I'm done teasing you. I wasn't lying. I really was preparing for the mission. What's so interesting about the photos?"

As he spoke, he ate a Bling Bling Pudding, and under Mountain Cat's stunned gaze, he transformed!

His hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes all turned pink. His entire appearance became that of Qian Benying, down to the finest details!

Jiangnan stood up and spun around: "What do you think? Do I look like her?"

Even his voice became identical to Qian Benying's!

Mountain Cat was utterly shocked: "You... this... she... I..."

Had Jiangnan looked at the photos just to learn Qian Benying's body data?

Then what had she just been...

(⑉•﹏•⑉)

Aaaaah! How embarrassing!

[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment +1000!]

[From Luo Tianhong...]

"Hey—don't just stand there. You have a role too. Here! You play Liu Hua! I've memorized all the body data. I'll sculpt a Liu Hua for you in a bit!"

With that, he handed a pudding to Mountain Cat.