Chapter 465: Grabbing Treasures Is What I'm Best At

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# Chapter 465: Grabbing Treasures Is What I'm Best At

To gain followers, Glasses and his plastic girlfriend would do anything!

They turned around and sold out their own captain!

Jiangnan and Qin Shou's videos were posted by both of them!

Even their account names were set up as a couple!

Du Yue's account: Observer of Human Confusing Behavior!

Glasses' account: Commentator of Human Confusing Behavior!

The comments below Qin Shou's video were all the same:

"Already downloaded! See you in the meme zone!"

"4K quality? Thank you on my knees!"

"Thanks for the content, meme ancestor! You're our bread and butter!"

"The era of Treasure Island boys is over! Our ancestor Qin Shou will surely become king! Prepare for the laser rain!"

"Are you ready! One! Two! Three~ Go! Oh you again! Deng~ deng deng deng..."

Qin Shou: (٥´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)~ Ah!!!

Mom! Your son is unfilial! Our family line might end here!

Becoming king in the meme zone! Social death!

No girl would ever fall in love with a meme!

Qin Shou made a big leap, rushed over, and grabbed Glasses' neck: "I'll fucking kill you! Kill you! You owe me a wife!"

Glasses was stunned: "How should I pay you back? I'd like to pay too! Yueyue wouldn't agree anyway!"

"Even if Yueyue agreed! You still don't have a wife!"

Qin Shou: "Aiyo, pah! Aaaaaah!"

Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe's faces darkened too. They were also recorded in the video!

Those two idiots poking the crocodile's eye with green onions were them!

Seeing someone else worse off than himself, Jiangnan couldn't help but chuckle.

Then he clicked on his own video! The comments below were equally explosive!

"I heard that pacifiers and green onions go great together! Totally show-off!"

"It's only been a few months? Nan Shen got this strong already? What the hell is Eight Gates? And what is Double Green Onion Style?"

"Mosasaurus: I never thought I'd be killed by a green onion!"

"Day 77 without drinking Dali! Life has lost all color!"

"Hahahaha! I said why you didn't show us the admission letter at graduation party? You went to volunteer at a nursing home! I can laugh for a year!"

"By the way, what's the background of these nursing home volunteers? Too strong!"

Jiangnan's face darkened. So it was exposed after all.

Kuso~

What's wrong with being a volunteer? You guys couldn't even if you wanted to!

The two videos on the internet stirred up Jiangnan's popularity again, attracting countless fans!

Rabbit was busy as hell, frantically approving group join requests!

After all, a Gold One rank being able to solo a Mosasaurus group underwater and achieve such results was almost a miracle!

And in such a showy way!

Even the Pioneer Academy Elderly Home received widespread attention because of this incident!

Many netizens even dug up the old background!

Turns out, little yellow men with nursing home volunteer prints had frequently appeared in various spirit ruins and dangerous areas!

They'd been photographed many times before, and with this incident!

The Pioneer Academy Elderly Home was also tagged as mysterious!

Jiangnan was scrolling through his phone to reply when he saw Xiong Er staring at his phone with sparkling eyes beside him.

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Jiangnan grinned: "I'll buy you a phone too later! Get one with a bigger screen!"

Xiong Er chuckled: "Brother Lan is really good!"

Jiangnan: (≖_≖)

"Big Guy! Teach! Teach him pinyin right now!"

Riding the bus all the way to Jiangcheng Airport!

Everyone had bought their tickets online in advance, but Jiangnan was a bit anxious!

Because Xiong Er's ID wasn't ready yet, he couldn't buy a ticket!

Just as Jiangnan was looking around the airport, he noticed a girl standing by a pillar in the waiting hall, wearing a turnover collar jacket, jeans, high boots, and a cotton hat on her head!

A motorcycle helmet was held in her arms, and she stood straight!

Her eyes kept looking toward the entrance, not knowing how long she'd been waiting here.

Who else could it be but Mountain Cat?

Jiangnan's eyes were full of surprise, and he teleported over instantly!

"Sister Shanmiao? Did you deliver yourself to me?"

Mountain Cat was startled by Jiangnan's sudden appearance!

Then she rolled her eyes at Jiangnan and pulled out a document from her pocket.

"Here! What you wanted!"

Jiangnan took it but kept staring at Mountain Cat's face.

"Hehe! A bit of makeup? Pretty!"

"And you say you don't miss me? Did you come to deliver the document yourself just to see me?"

Mountain Cat awkwardly turned her gaze away.

"No... no! Why are you so full of yourself?"

"I have today off! Didn't want to trouble anyone else, so I came myself!"

Jiangnan: (ಡOಡ)~ Oh?

"Is that so? Aiyaiya~ You're blushing!"

[From Luo Tianhong's Grudge Value: +333!]

Mountain Cat directly put the motorcycle helmet on her head!

Then headbutted Jiangnan's forehead!

"Shut up! Or I'll beat you to death!"

Jiangnan rubbed his forehead pitifully. Is it that hard to admit you miss me?

I miss you too!

"Seriously! Why do you need an ID?"

Jiangnan chuckled and pointed at Xiong Er in the crowd!

Mountain Cat was stunned!

A bear? Is that a bear? You brought the bear from the spirit ruin back?

"You... he..."

Jiangnan: "It's fine! I've already completed his admission application! Just need the ID! I've got it handled, don't worry!"

Mountain Cat:!!!

Hey hey hey! This isn't something an ID can solve! You're not even the same species!

"I surrender to you!"

"There's something I should tell you in advance. Do you know about the Bose Body?"

Jiangnan was taken aback: "Yeah! I caught one a while ago. It got away again. Why are you asking?"

Mountain Cat was clearly shocked and murmured: "Looks like the info is right..."

"The Bose Body caught by America escaped recently, along with all the research data on incantations!"

"The analysis results on incantations in the data are extremely precious. It's something that could change the world's landscape!"

Jiangnan nodded heavily. He understood how terrifying the power of incantations was!

The more a country analyzed and applied them, the stronger it naturally became!

Mountain Cat: "Every country wants to get their hands on it. It's a rare opportunity!"

"Our side is also thinking about it, but we've received too little information!"

"If we decide to act, you'll probably have to come along too! According to research, space system abilities have a certain suppressive effect on Bose bodies!"

"Dao Heaven Li can't move casually. The Space System Dao Heaven needs to stay in Huaxia to guard against other space system invaders! The only one who can move is you..."

Jiangnan swallowed hard: "Please make sure to call me if there's an action! Grabbing treasures is what I'm best at!"

Mountain Cat smiled bitterly: "There might not be any action. Just letting you know!"

"Alright, I'm leaving! Study hard at the academy! Don't be naughty!"

Then she rubbed Jiangnan's forehead, which was red from her headbutt.

Jiangnan grinned: "Ride home slowly! The roads are slippery!"

After leaving the airport, Mountain Cat just straddled her motorcycle when she felt something hard in her pocket.

She reached in and pulled out three White Rabbit toffees!

First stunned, then a faint smile appeared on her face. She whispered: "I do kind of miss him..."

Twisting the throttle, Mountain Cat straddled the motorcycle and sped away!

After buying a ticket for Xiong Er, everyone passed through security!

Now Jiangnan and the others were all staring at Xiong Er, looking nervous!

Meanwhile, Ye Xinghe and Qi Yu crouched on the side, angrily eating green onions!

The crappy things didn't even work! What use are they? Eat them!

The security check staff looked at Xiong Er in terror!

What the hell is this? Human or bear?

Wu Liang quickly lifted Xiong Er's clothes, revealing the zipper underneath!

"Don't be nervous! This is my little brother! First time in the north! Afraid of the cold! He's wearing a costume!"

Xiong Er nodded frantically: "Right! This is my big bro!"

Hearing Xiong Er speak, the security staff breathed a sigh of relief!

"Phew~ You scared me! This costume is way too realistic!"

"Yeah! Looks like the real thing! Must be pretty expensive?"

"Buddy, where are you from? Your accent is a bit strong!"

Xiong Er grinned: "So can I go through?"

Security lady: "Take off your costume and let me see your face. I need to match it with your ID info!"

Xiong Er looked at Jiangnan in terror!

"Brother Lan! She wants to skin me! Can I fucking kill her?"

Jiangnan:!!!