**Chapter 461: The War God Returns! Pacifier Arrangement! (Bonus Chapter)**
A wilted black dragon flew weakly over the lake!
On its back was Qi Yu, his whole body swollen and puffy!
"Where did everyone go?"
"Those cows were terrifying! My grandma called me over to chat several times, and I didn't even go..."
Just then, a white line of water shot across the lake surface, speeding straight toward them!
Before the two could react, it "whooshed" past!
The powerful wind pressure nearly blew them into the lake, and they spun in the air several times before stabilizing.
The two looked at each other, faces full of terror!
"What the heck just whooshed past?!"
"It... it looked like a turtle!"
"You're full of crap! What kind of turtle can shoot a hundred-meter exhaust flame? I clearly saw Mach rings!"
"It is a turtle! A Miao Wa Spirit Turtle!"
Their expressions grew even more horrified!
This world is too crazy!
The Ling Xu is definitely not normal!
So bewildered! So lost!
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Jiangnan looked joyfully at the Green Onion Holy Sword inserted beside him.
He knew that the Green Onion Holy Sword had a sacrifice technique!
That was the Green Onion Sword Qi!
But charging it once would almost exhaust all the spiritual energy in his body, and after use, the sword would be destroyed. It was generally used as a finishing move.
But now, Jiangnan had completed the charge in advance! With just a small infusion of spiritual energy, the Green Onion Sword Qi could be released!
Isn't this a one-time finishing move item?
A regular attack is equivalent to a finishing move! Are you scared yet?
Unable to contain his excitement, Jiangnan completely let loose!
He pulled out two Green Onion Holy Swords, one in each hand!
He twisted his waist, shook his legs, and started singing, dancing, and rapping on the beach! The two onions swayed rhythmically back and forth!
ヽ(๑˃᷄ᗜ˂᷅)ﾉ♪
"Nali Baba~ Dali Dali! Dali lili lili lili lili sao~ Ding dang mao~"
The Green Onion Holy Sword began charging!
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue, who were peeking from the side, were about to burst!
"Pfft~ No, no! So cute!"
"He secretly came here to dance the onion dance to relieve his stress? Giggling~"
"Wow~ Nan Shen moves so well! I love it!"
"Look! Xiao Nan is so into the dance! It makes me want to dance too!"
They even unconsciously started clapping along!
Oh, listen to that damned rhythm! Those catchy lyrics!
Even more addictive than my Aunt Maria's erhu playing!
(ಡᗜಡ)~ Hohoho~
After charging one Green Onion Holy Sword, Jiangnan would take a bite of Diamond Giant Durian pulp to replenish his spiritual energy.
Half an hour passed!
Jiangnan had made a full 72 Green Onion Holy Swords, all glowing faintly green!
They were stuck in the ground like Jedi lightsabers, an extremely震撼 sight!
"Boom!"
Another full-force impact! The stone island shook violently, rocks tumbling down. It clearly couldn't hold out much longer!
Due to the earthquake, several girls who had been sneaking a peek stumbled out!
Jiangnan: ヽ(٥˃᷄ᗜ˂᷅)ﾉ
His expression froze instantly, as if pressed by a pause button, cold sweat pouring down his forehead!
In an instant, the onion in his hand lost all its appeal!
"You... when did you start spying on me?"
Xia Yao mimicked his tone: "From... Jiangnan, you sure are a clever little guy! Started spying from there!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Doesn't that mean from the very beginning?!
In an instant, Jiangnan's face turned bright red!
Don't I need face anymore? The image of Nan Shen is completely gone!
Seeing Jiangnan's red face,
"It's okay, don't worry. We won't tell anyone!"
"Yeah! The video I took, I won't show anyone either. I'll go back to the dorm and secretly watch it under the covers!"
"You're so cute!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. Any real man would absolutely hate being called cute by a girl!
"Boom!"
Another impact, and the stone island was on the verge of collapse!
Jiangnan wasted no more time and quickly made his final preparations.
At this moment, the volunteers and spiritual warriors waiting nearby were almost frantic.
Finally, Jiangnan walked out from behind the cliff!
He was carrying a bundle of glowing green onions on his back!
Around his body hung two rows of ammunition belts in an "X" shape across his chest!
But they weren't filled with bullets—they held 12 bottles of Deadly Green Club!
Everyone was dumbfounded.
What kind of getup is this?
Carrying green onions, with two six-packs of beer slung crosswise?
Are you planning to go down and have a drink with the Mosasaur horde or something?
You even brought your own appetizers?
"Nan Shen! Think twice! Are you trying to drink them under the table? They won't drink with you!"
"Even if they did drink with you, they wouldn't eat green onions! They'd use you as the appetizer!"
"Are you going down to deliver takeout?"
"Yueyue! Hurry and film this! It'll go viral online!"
"Shh! Don't talk! Already filmed three minutes!"
Du Yue's phone lens was always aimed at Jiangnan, connected to a power bank, ready for a long shoot.
But at this moment, Qin Shou's eyes were gleaming!
Is the Green Onion Sword Qi about to reappear in the world?
This time, I must observe carefully! Last time, it must have been my method that was wrong!
The onion is fine! So it must be my problem!
Yes! That's it! Exactly!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes and completely ignored them!
He pulled out a bottle of Deadly Green Club, opened the cap with one hand, and chugged it!
Physical and Elemental Attack +300%!
Truth Serum +100%!
Pain Sensation -100%!
Hero's Courage activated!
Fearless! Just drink and be done!
Then, with one hand holding the bottle and the other gripping the Green Onion Holy Sword,
His eyes burned with fighting spirit!
For the money, gotta go all out!
He took out a Dudu Pacifier and put it in his mouth!
Rabbit Baby: ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾
She exploded with excitement!
"Ah~ The Pacifier War God! He's appeared! He's appeared!"
"Can I have that pacifier after you're done with it?"
At this point, many couldn't help but chuckle. The occasion was supposed to be very serious!
But that pacifier really takes you out of the moment!
Jiangnan didn't want to be sucking on it either!
The Dudu Pacifier could improve breathing efficiency, which would greatly help him in underwater combat!
He twisted his neck, took a deep breath, and teleported off the island in an instant!
Everyone was stunned!
He actually went! Fighting the Mosasaur horde underwater alone?
Under the lake!
The Mosasaurs, who had been relentlessly ramming the island's foundation, were momentarily confused!
What's happening?
Someone came down? Is this our meal delivery?
Jiangnan, sucking on the pacifier and holding his breath, pointed the Green Onion Holy Sword straight at the Mosasaur King's forehead!
Mosasaur King: !!!
Provocation! This is blatant provocation!
They really don't take us seriously! Underwater is our turf!
(Minions! Tear him apart!)
Instantly, hundreds of Mosasaurs charged toward Jiangnan at top speed!
Jiangnan didn't retreat but advanced! He infused a trace of spiritual energy into the Green Onion Holy Sword!
Like lighting a fuse, the Green Onion Sword Qi slashed out fiercely!
With the boost from the Deadly Green Club, the sword's power was terrifying!
Its immense force even created air bubbles in the water!
One sword critical hit!
It split the oncoming Mosasaur clean in half, its blood dyeing the lake red, and the onion in his hand shattered into scallion pieces!
Jiangnan spun around, hurling his wine bottle, which smashed directly into another Mosasaur's skull!
It immediately rolled belly-up, knocked unconscious!
The scent of blood drove the remaining Mosasaurs into complete frenzy, swarming Jiangnan!
He pulled out two Green Onion Holy Swords, a cold smile on his face!
Come on! Today, I'm definitely making a pot of Mosasaur fish soup!
With green onion garnish!
Brings out the flavor!
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Author's Note: