Chapter 430: Trash Zhu
He couldn’t help but recall Jiangnan’s earlier instructions!
Strike while the iron is hot! Don’t give Auntie any chance to think!
Just push your luck and go all the way!
Zhao Dezhu strode briskly up to Aunt Li!
Without a word, he dropped directly to one knee on the ground!
"Boom!"
The floorboard actually cracked open into a big hole under his knee—that was the kind of momentum he needed!
"Honghong! No matter how many things went wrong, it’s all my fault! I’ll only love you in this life!"
"Can you just forgive me, okay?"
With that, he spread his hand wide and held it out in front of Aunt Li!
But there was nothing in his palm! Completely empty!
Zhao Dezhu: !!!
Change! Come on! Dammit, change already, you stupid thing!
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu: +1000!]
Jiangnan, crouching in the bushes, quickly activated his spatial wormhole!
Opening it right in Zhao Dezhu’s palm!
A red rose slowly "grew" out from his hand!
"Honghong! You’re like this rose in my heart! Besides you, there’s no room in my heart for anyone else!"
Li Hongyan stared at the rose in stunned surprise, her heartbeat quickening, a faint smile curling at the corner of her mouth.
But she still said sulkily, "Just one lousy flower, and you think I’ll forgive you?"
"Dream on!"
Zhao Dezhu: !!!
Wasn’t it supposed to work if I just did a magic trick and made a flower appear?
Now what? How do I respond?
Panicked out of his mind, Zhao Dezhu frantically winked toward the window!
The rose in his palm slowly retracted!
Then a pink card emerged from his hand!
Zhao Dezhu took a closer look—on the packaging it clearly read:
"Pink Memory Hotel! Room 318!"
In an instant, Zhao Dezhu’s face went black!
A room key? You actually gave me a hotel room key?
And what the hell is Pink Memory?
That sounds super suspicious, hey!
Ahhh! Jiangnan! I’ll never make peace with you!
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu: +1000!]
[Resentment from...]
At this moment, the look in his eyes directed at the window could kill!
Jiangnan in the bushes: (՞ټ՞)☞
Zhao Dezhu almost exploded on the spot!
I should never have believed your nonsense!
Just wait for me—I’m coming out now to beat you crying!
Li Hongyan blushed fiercely, her eyelashes trembling slightly.
She snatched the room key and stuffed it into her pocket!
Shyly, she said, "Pfft, you old pervert! Come find me after 10 o’clock tonight!"
"Whether I forgive you depends on how you perform tonight!"
Zhao Dezhu: Σ(°Д°;)
Uh…
It worked? No way?
A little raincoat did the trick?
Zhao Dezhu’s mind was completely blank!
Jiangnan was this awesome? Straight to the point? Direct and simple?
Perform well tonight?
Then I’ll definitely give it my best!
Li Hongyan stepped forward and grabbed Zhao Dezhu’s big hand, embarrassed. "Why are you still standing there? Get up!"
She helped him up.
Jiangnan instantly opened a spatial wormhole right by Zhao Dezhu’s ear and urged, "Quick, corner her! Kiss Auntie! Then it’s settled!"
Zhao Dezhu’s eyes lit up. He strode forward!
He pinned Li Hongyan against the wall! Pressed his hand against the wall!
"Boom!"
His hand went straight through the wall, and he planted a kiss right on Li Hongyan’s forehead!
"Mwa!"
"Oh, you old pervert! What’s the rush? Wait until tonight!"
Zhao Dezhu laughed heartily: "I’ll come over tonight then!"
He was ecstatic inside!
He walked as if floating!
Just as he went downstairs and reached the entrance, a group of young, pretty girls surrounded him!
"Uncle Zhu! Can I have your autograph? You were so handsome today!"
"Yeah! You make my heart go pitter-patter!"
"Can we take a photo together? Uncle Zhu~"
Zhao Dezhu swallowed. This "heartthrob package" was this powerful?
Was I really this popular with the girls now?
"Sure! Autographs and photos, no problem!"
"Heehee~ Uncle Zhu is the best!"
"Closer! A little closer!"
"Can I touch Uncle Zhu’s muscles? Oh my god! So manly!"
The surroundings were filled with chirping voices. Zhao Dezhu’s face bloomed with joy!
Jiangnan was anxious: "Uncle Zhu! Go! Why aren’t you leaving? What are you waiting for? It’s almost half an hour!"
Zhao Dezhu grinned: "No problem! I’ll just sign and take photos with them first, then leave! What’s there to be afraid of?"
Jiangnan shrugged: "Well, good luck then!"
With that, he teleported away in an instant.
Back in the room, Aunt Li held the hotel key card, her heartbeat racing!
"No, no, 10 o’clock is too late. I’ll have him come earlier…"
She trotted downstairs, and then she saw Zhao Dezhu surrounded by a group of girls!
One girl tugged at Zhao Dezhu’s finger: "Uncle Zhu, can you tell me stories about the Spirit Disaster War tonight? I want to hear them!"
Zhao Dezhu beamed: "Sure! But I’m busy tonight, so I might only have time after midnight!"
"Heehee~ Then I’ll leave the door ajar for you, Uncle Zhu!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Haha, Grandpa’s stories are awesome!"
"Oh? Is that so?"
"Of course! I…"
In an instant, Zhao Dezhu’s expression froze solid. Cold sweat poured down like a river!
He turned mechanically to see Li Hongyan watching him with a blank expression!
"Hong… Honghong, what are you doing here? It’s not what it looks like! I…"
Li Hongyan squinted her eyes: "I’m curious, how awesome exactly are your stories?"
Zhao Dezhu panicked: "I swear to the heavens! I really only love you! I don’t have any intentions toward those young girls!"
"If I’m disloyal to you, see that streetlight over there? May its light go out—"
"Pop!"
The bulb on that streetlight exploded!
The expression on Zhao Dezhu’s face froze!
Dammit! How coincidental could this be?
I’m in a life-and-death crisis here! Stop messing around, okay?
Li Hongyan gritted her teeth, her eyes blazing: "Then you can go out!"
Zhao Dezhu: !!!
"No… not that streetlight! That one!"
Zhao Dezhu pointed!
"Pop!"
Another light bulb exploded!
"That one!"
"Pop!"
"No, no! That one over there!"
"Pop!"
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu: +1000!]
His luck was absolutely terrible, wasn’t it?
Point at one, it blows?
Streetlight killer? Goddamn curse!
Dammit, dammit, dammit!
"Honghong! Believe me! I really wasn’t unfaithful! If…"
"Pop…"
Before Zhao Dezhu could finish, every single streetlight in the nursing home district exploded!
At this moment, the onlookers were stunned!
"That’s disloyalty, isn’t it? Old Zhao! Stop torturing the streetlights!"
"Is it really that effective? Poor streetlights!"
"Better not make promises lightly anymore. That’s terrifying!"
Li Hongyan’s forehead bulged with two veins!
"Do you have any last words to say, Streetlight Killer?"
Zhao Dezhu’s face turned green!
Is someone deliberately messing with me? This is too much!
Panicking, Zhao Dezhu pointed to the sky and roared:
"Honghong! I’m sincere about you!"
"If I’m unfaithful, may I be struck by lightning from the heavens!"
A bolt of lightning as thick as a millstone shot down from the sky like a sword, hitting Zhao Dezhu right on the head!
"Crack!"
His hat exploded into pieces in an instant! A holy light shone from Zhao Dezhu’s bald head!
His whole body was charred black by the lightning! He puffed out a mouthful of white smoke!
No way!
It really struck!
How could it be so absolute?
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu: +1000!]
At this moment, everyone was dumbfounded!
Old Zhao must have done so many bad things behind Aunt Li’s back that he got struck by lightning!
"Crack!"
Another bolt of lightning fell, ionizing the air! It blasted Zhao Dezhu, making him smoke!
"Crack! Crack! Crack!"
Then three more lightning bolts struck!
Five thunderbolts hitting him!
Perfectly arranged!
Li Hongyan’s eyes turned bloodshot! Her entire body turned metallic! The violent spiritual pressure even sent the watching students flying!
"Trash Zhu! I’m going to chop you to death today!"
With a furious charge, she tackled Zhao Dezhu to the ground, straddled him,
And started pounding the hell out of his vital areas!
Zhao Dezhu: "Ow ow ow! Don’t hit! I’ll be childless! Have mercy!"
Li Hongyan roared in rage: "I want to see how awesome your stories really are!"
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu: +1000!]
"Honghong! Calm down! I…"
Li Hongyan’s two fingers straightened out, metallic deformation!
Her fingers turned into: ✄
"Today, I’ll trim you a nice little fringe!"
✄⌒✄〰✄෴
"Ow! No! Honghong! You’re so cruel!"
[Resentment from Zhao Dezhu: +1000!]
The watching students and elderly shivered!
"Wow! So cruel! So bloody!"
"Don’t look! Or you’ll have nightmares tonight!"
"Sigh~ Who could endure that?"
Jiangnan strolled back to the square!
Behind him came flashes of lightning, screams, and earthquakes!
He pursed his lips: "The Shield of China should be able to take it, right~"