# Chapter 420: Facing South and Heading Up to the Little Senior Sister
Leaving Maple Forest Villa, Jiangnan headed straight for the girls' dormitory!
With such a golden business opportunity, how could he miss it?
Jiangnan's ultimate dream was to have every student in the academy wearing his shorts and slippers!
Just thinking about it made Jiangnan happy!
At this moment, on the balcony of the girls' dormitory building, quite a few young ladies in pajamas with face masks on were leaning against the railing!
From afar, they spotted a sneaky figure darting out from the bushes and arriving under the chain-link fence!
"Ahhh~ it's Jiangnan! He really came! Hehehe~"
"Sisters, come quick and see~"
"Ohohoho~ it really is him! I've been following his Weibo forever, finally seeing him in person!"
"Little junior, come over here~ it's fine! Senior sisters won't report you!"
"Go 300 meters to the right! Senior sister already cut the chain-link fence behind the bushes for you!"
The moment Jiangnan showed his face, the girls' dormitory exploded!
A group of senior sisters in pajamas rushed to the balcony, poking their heads out and waving at Jiangnan!
The scene was comparable to a major fan meeting!
Jiangnan's mouth curled up!
Chain-link fence? Even a nuclear-blast-proof iron door couldn't stop me!
Nothing could stop me from setting up my street stall!
With a single teleport, he appeared at the bottom of the girls' dormitory building!
"Wow~ teleportation!"
"Why are you so excited? I just love how you've never seen the world!"
"Little junior! Wanna come up? Chat with big sister about life and dreams? Drink some milk tea? Room 607!"
"Ohoho~ Xiaowen is so bold~"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "Big sister! I'm still just a 200-plus-month-old kid! No thanks!"
"Didn't the teacher teach you 'no means no' when dealing with kids?"
"I'm here today to do business with you senior sisters!"
[From Xu Jiawen's Resentment Value +666!]
Damn 'no means no' indeed!
Little junior! Your Chinese teacher died way too young!
"Ohoho~ little junior, what special skills do you have? Is your business legitimate?"
"Do you know massage, bone-setting, muscle-relaxing, back-opening? What services do you offer? Tell big sister about it?"
Jiangnan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) Huh?
What the hell are you all talking about with these weird things!
I'm only here to sell you slippers and shorts!
And what the hell is 'bone-setting and back-opening'?
Is it this hard to set up a street stall these days? Do I have to know every kind of service?
Dammit! For my little money and skill points! I'll go all out!
"I know how to give foot massages, okay? The kind that'll send you to heaven! Guaranteed to satisfy you senior sisters!"
The senior sisters immediately got excited when they heard that!
"Wow! Foot massage? Th-this... this is so exciting?"
"I've never tried it before!"
"That works, that works!"
"You actually know how to do that? What kind of jobs did you have before you became the national champion?!"
Jiangnan spread out his stall blanket on the ground! It was covered with all kinds of Hulk Brand Shorts!
And pairs of pink, cute girl-style flip-flops!
Hands on his hips, he looked up and shouted:
"Ahem! Limited-time offer! Tonight only!"
"This stall specially launches the 990,000 'Heaven Package'!"
"Anyone who buys 30 pairs of Hulk Brand Shorts and 3 pairs of Extreme-Speed Slippers gets a free three-minute foot massage!"
"Flipping up and down! Twirling forward and backward! Advancing and retreating in order! Left and right for the South!"
"If you don't reach heaven, full refund! Buy now while supplies last!"
After he shouted his little advertising jingle, the senior sisters were stunned!
So this is how you do business! We thought... we thought...
One by one, their faces flushed red, but their eyes lit up!
Flipping up and down? Left and right for the South?
That sounds pretty great too!
Xu Jiawen licked her lips and said temptingly: "990,000 isn't much, is it? Big sister will transfer you a million! Room 607! Come on up!"
For a Gold-rank spirit martial artist, a million really wasn't that much money anymore!
Jiangnan wiped his nose, his eyes lighting up: "Got it! One 990,000 Heaven Package customer!"
"Heaven service coming right up!"
"Please prepare yourself, senior sister!"
"Wash your feet clean, dry and odor-free!"
"The technique will definitely make you dizzy!"
"Baby!"
Jiangnan grabbed three pairs of slippers and a plastic bag full of Hulk Brand Shorts, then teleported directly to Room 607!
With a ding, the transfer was successful!
A fragrance of fairies floated in the dormitory!
(This was an actual nice smell!)
Xu Jiawen, with her long hair pinned up, sat on a swivel chair, stretching out her little feet, her face full of anticipation!
Jiangnan: "Senior sister, check if the sizes fit you? I estimated by eye, so I'm not sure if..."
Xu Jiawen's heartbeat accelerated, her pretty face flushed red!
"Oh, those things don't matter! I'm mainly interested in the flipping up and down, left and right for the South, and the heaven part!"
"Hurry up and start!"
Jiangnan grinned confidently, cracked his neck with a sound like popping beans!
Putting on medical rubber gloves on both hands, he picked up Xu Jiawen's little foot!
"Let's go!"
At this moment, rooms 606 and 608 on either side of 607 were packed with senior sisters, ears pressed against the wall with excited expressions, their big eyes full of intense curiosity!
From inside came the sound!
"Oh my god! This is just too amazing!"
Jiangnan: "Haha! I'm impressive, right?"
Xu Jiawen: "You're way too good at this! Who can handle this?!"
"Yahaha~ ahahahaha!"
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Jiangnan grinned broadly!
Did you think my maxed-out foot massage skill was just for show?
For the sake of money, I'll go all out!
Three minutes! I'll throw every trick I know at you!
Holding her foot, he pressed hard!
Meanwhile, the senior sisters eavesdropping outside were stunned!
"Too amazing? Can't handle it? No way!"
"Jiangnan... Jiangnan is this good?"
"I can't take it! I want to place an order!"
"Don't fight me for it! I'm next, slurp~"
The sounds from Room 607 never stopped!
Three minutes later, Jiangnan teleported back to the bottom of the dormitory building, his mission accomplished!
"Any more senior sisters want the Heaven Package?"
Three minutes later! The senior sisters from the neighboring rooms all charged out and kicked open the door to Room 607!
There was Xu Jiawen, sprawled in the standard pose of a modern layabout on the swivel chair, feet stretched out!
The expression on her face: (∗❛ั﹃❛ั∗)
"Wenwen! Wenwen, how are you?"
"Is Jiangnan really that good?"
Xu Jiawen lifted her hand with difficulty and gave a thumbs up!
At that moment, every senior sister in the dormitory building's eyes sparkled! The place exploded!
What was there to hesitate about?
Buy! Buy! Buy!
In an instant, the balcony of the girls' dormitory was packed with senior sisters, waving their towels!
"South God! Over here! Come to my room!"
"I want a package too! I'm transferring the money to you right now!"
"Jiangnan! Jiangnan! Look at me! My little feet are ready for you!"
"Three million! I want a ten-minute session!"
The girls' chirping voices from the dormitory building carried far and wide!
So much so that the boys' dormitory area next door heard them clearly!
One by one, they curiously poked their heads out from their balconies!
Seeing the scene before them, they were completely dumbfounded!
"What's going on? Is that Jiangnan under the girls' dorm?"
"Th-this... he doesn't even try to hide sneaking in?"
"So enthusiastic? What are they scrambling for?"
"No idea, why is it so lively?"
Then they saw Jiangnan grin and say: "Got it! Senior sister from Room 408, wait up! The 990,000 Heaven Package is coming right away!"
With that, he teleported away, and soon from Room 408 came a burst of "heavenly music"!
Senior male students: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Three minutes later, Jiangnan appeared again at the bottom of the dormitory, wiping the hot sweat from his forehead!
"Any more senior sisters want the Heaven Package?"
As soon as he said this, the girls' dormitory building exploded again! Everyone rushed to face the South!
The clamor to buy was endless! Some even started fighting!
Jiangnan, having received the money, disappeared again, and the heavenly music came once more!
[From Lin Chen's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Feng Xin's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Chang Fa...]
...
For a moment, the resentment values refreshed wildly!
"Do you hear that? That's the sound of my heart shattering!"
"990,000? For just three minutes? And they're all scrambling like this? How does he get away with it?"
"Damn Jiangnan! He's been enrolled for less than half a day and won't leave us any room to live!"
"Making money this fast? Jiangnan, have you no shame?!"