**Chapter 409: He's Already About Done For**
Lin Chen couldn't help but frown.
Turning around, he saw Jiang Liuli carrying a burlap sack over her shoulder, with Xia Yao and the others trailing behind her as they walked up to the camp.
Their little faces were all dirty.
Both hands were cuffed with spirit-binding handcuffs. Xia Yao and Ye Xinghe were covered in blood.
Blood was still gushing wildly out of their noses.
Watching this, a few of the old cats shuddered violently.
As expected of a witch—she really went hard on them.
Lin Chen said coldly, "Aren't you from Group Three? What are you doing here?"
Jiang Liuli brushed her hair. "What? Not welcome?"
"I'm too far from Group Three's camp. I'm borrowing your space."
Lin Chen caught sight of Xia Yao behind her and his eyes lit up. "Fine! But you have to give us that silver-haired one."
Jiang Liuli curled her lips. "Whatever you say."
Lin Chen looked at Xia Yao smugly. "Aren't you good at running? Why aren't you running now?"
Xia Yao shot Lin Chen a cold glance, her face full of disappointment.
The prison gate was opened, and they were thrown inside.
"Wait! Who's in the sack?"
Lin Chen's face was full of caution.
Jiang Liuli rolled her eyes, opened the mouth of the sack, and revealed a bald head that was bruised purple.
The sight made them all break out in goosebumps. That was truly ruthless.
"It's... it's nothing. Put him in."
Inside the prison.
Wu Liang and Zhong Yingxue looked extremely anxious.
"Xiao Yao? Are you okay? Why so much blood? Did they..."
Xia Yao threw herself onto Zhong Yingxue and hugged her, crying bitterly.
"Wuwu~ Xuexue! I..."
Then Zhong Yingxue felt Xia Yao slip something into her hand.
Feeling it with her fingers, Vitality Ginseng?
Connecting that to the blood from both their noses...
Xiao... Xiao Nan is here?
He's here! He's here! He's come with his nosebleeds?
Zhong Yingxue's eyes sparkled, and even her wounds seemed to hurt less.
She whispered, "Where's Xiao Nan?"
Xia Yao: "Wuwu~ Shh~ Wuwu!"
Outside the door.
Jiang Liuli clapped her little hands, her big eyes sweeping back and forth over the short-haired youth.
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The short-haired youth's face turned bright red, and he seemed at a loss.
Jiang Liuli's lips curved into a faint smile. She stepped forward, her slender jade fingers tracing across the short-haired youth's cheek.
She leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Little cutie. Want to feel a storm? Want to experience a 360-degree no-blind-spot attack? Want to ascend to heaven?"
"Big sis can help you fulfill that wish."
"Thirty minutes! Waiting for you in the tent. Hoo~"
A breath of wind by his ear made the short-haired youth shudder with excitement. His face was ecstatic, nodding frantically like an electric hammer.
Jiang Liuli covered her mouth, her big eyes curving into crescents.
(ಡᴗಡ)
"Giggle~ Big sis is looking forward to it."
With that, she flipped her long hair, gave Lin Chen a meaningful glance, and swayed her waist as she went off to set up a tent.
Short-haired youth: !!!
This... this kind of good fortune actually falls on me?
Heavens! This... who could resist this?
At that moment, the long-haired youth beside him looked on with envy. "Brother Lei, impressive! What good fortune!"
The short-haired youth puffed up with pride. "Can't help it. Looks. Tsk~ No cure."
He began to anticipate the blissful life thirty minutes from now.
The peak of life! Nothing could surpass this!
Even Lin Chen was itching watching Jiang Liuli's retreating figure, a sour look on his face.
Handsome? You're handsome as hell!
Even Qi Yu and Ye Xinghe in the prison swallowed their saliva.
Nanshen's lethal charm was way too terrifying!
That expression, those moves, that teasing little glance—absolutely perfect!
If they didn't know he was a guy, they'd already be standing at attention in respect!
The bald cutie in the sack: "Mmm! Mmm mmm mmm!"
[From Liuli's resentment value +1000!]
[From Liuli...]
Not long after.
A small yellow tent was quickly set up in the camp.
Jiang Liuli bent down and crawled inside. By the moonlight, one could vaguely see a figure inside tossing their hair and humming softly.
"Come on~ enjoy life~ anyway there's~ plenty of time!"
"Come on~ mess around~ anyway there's~ plenty of green sticks!"
The song made the short-haired youth's heart itch like crazy!
He scratched his ears and cheeks impatiently.
"I can't take it anymore, bro! I'm going back first. You take my watch for a while."
With that, he rushed frantically toward the tent.
Long-haired youth: "Hey! Tell me how it feels later!"
"Scram! You want me to write you a post-battle report or something?"
The short-haired youth's eyes lit up. He stood in front of the tent, rubbing his little hands together.
"Big sis! Your little cutie is here to feel the storm!"
Jiang Liuli: "Giggle~ Come on in!"
The short-haired youth hurriedly pulled open the tent flap, put his hands together, and dove straight in.
But before he could see what was going on inside the tent, there was a loud "thump."
[From Sun Lei's resentment value +1000!]
The short-haired youth's vision went black, and he lost consciousness.
Jiang Liuli zipped the tent shut, then cuffed his hands with spirit-binding cuffs.
She pressed the short-haired youth to the ground, and Jiang Nan's mouth twisted into a smirk.
She raised her palm and slapped him right across the face.
"Slap!"
Brother here will let you experience what a storm really is.
Another backhanded slap.
"Slap!"
What a 360-degree no-blind-spot attack!
"Slap!"
Another slap sent his face swelling up like a meat bun.
"Don't worry! Big bro will give you the full treatment and send you to heaven, fulfilling your little wish."
Jiang Nan went wild with both hands! A storm of slaps rained down so fast they became blurs.
"Slap!" "Slap!" The sound of slapping was crisp and clear, even forming a rhythmic beat!
Outside, the long-haired youth and Lin Chen were eavesdropping, perking up their ears at the sounds coming from the tent. They couldn't help but swallow.
Their eyes were full of envy.
"This... so direct?"
"This rhythm! Oh my god! Sun Lei, that guy, usually doesn't show it!"
"Tsk! He's really putting some force into it! Awesome!"
"Ahhh! I want to go too! Why isn't it me in the tent right now?"
Xia Yao bit her lower lip, struggling to suppress her laughter.
This... people are actually fighting to get beaten?
Xiao Nan is so wicked!
Three minutes later, Jiang Liuli pulled open a small crack in the tent and poked her head out.
Her hair was a bit disheveled, and she was breathing heavily, her face flushed.
She'd had to open her Blood Incineration to slap people—it was exhausting!
"Anyone else want to come? The one inside is already about done for."
Literally.
Lin Chen and the long-haired youth's eyes lit up instantly. They raised their hands.
"Me! I'll go! Sun Lei is trash! How long could he last? I can definitely hold out longer than him! I'm going!"
"He can't take it anymore? My turn! Pick me! Pick me!"
Ye Xinghe and Qi Yu were stunned.
This... such fierce competition?
They couldn't help but shiver.
Nanshen is way too ruthless! From now on, never play tricks with Nanshen!
Play tricks with Nanshen?
You wouldn't even know how you died! People were even fighting each other to get beaten!
There's no cure for this!
Jiang Nan curled her finger, and the long-haired youth laughed out loud.
He dashed forward with a single stride, put his hands together, and dove headfirst into the tent.
"Thump!"
[From Chang Fa's resentment value +1000!]
Everybody, let's get hyped!
You insisted on coming yourself!
Slaps lined up in a row!
Beat you dead and then we'll put you below!
Hey! Put! You! Below!
Jiang Nan's hands went crazy, slapping furiously, her face full of excitement.
She'd swollen the guy's head to twice its normal size!
Outside, Lin Chen looked regretful, glaring hatefully at the tent.
Why didn't she pick me? Does she look down on me or something?
Hearing the crisp slaps from the tent, Lin Chen couldn't take it anymore.
He walked straight into the woods outside the camp, out of earshot.
He found two brothers who were on watch.
"Brother Chen? Why are you out here?"
Lin Chen took a drag of his cigarette, his face filled with melancholy. "You two go back. I'll cover for you two for a while."
"At this rate, Chang Fa won't last long either, and he'll be useless. Then you two can go."
The two were confused. "Go where?"
Lin Chen smiled mysteriously. "Where? Up to heaven."
"Trust Big Bro. You won't be wrong. Go back. It's a good thing!"
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