# Chapter 406: Let You Taste the Flavor of Love
Xia Yao twisted anxiously: "Mmm... wuwuwu!"
(No way no way! Don't want it!)
Rabbit baby: (ﾉ)•ㅅ(ヾ)
So shy!
"After watching the kiss, is there something even more exciting?"
Qi Yu was burning with jealousy: "Come at me! Come at me instead!"
"Slap! Slap!"
"Ow! That hurts! Ow!"
At this moment, Liuli's eyes were gleaming as she looked at Jiangnan, excitedly saying: "Are you serious? Slurp~"
"Then I'll forgive you!"
Jiangnan wanted to cry but had no tears!
Did I have a choice?
If I didn't agree, you'd want to do it while I'm still warm?
If you had your way, wouldn't I be finished?
Liuli said as she pulled Jiangnan to a quiet, deserted place!
Surrounding strands of long hair converged, enveloping the two of them, forming a small enclosed space!
Liuli was excited: "Then let's start now!"
Jiangnan was shocked!
So wild?
So hasty?
As she spoke, strands of hair moved like flexible tentacles, pressing all over his body!
Jiangnan's body stiffened suddenly!
Wow!
Why does your ability have such strange and weird attributes?
A 360-degree, no死角 attack all over?
Th-this... who could withstand this?
Jiangnan's big eyes rolled around wildly!
His little brain was running at full speed!
He absolutely couldn't let this damn yandere get her way!
Seeing this, Liuli's pretty face flushed red, her big eyes seemingly turning into hearts!
Biting her lip, she pressed her entire body against him!
"Junior, big sister..."
Jiangnan's features scrunched up violently as he rolled his eyes!
"Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) Ugh--"
Liuli:...
[From Liuli, Frustration +1000!]
Am I that ugly?
You vomited the moment I pressed against you?
Do you have to dislike me that much?
Then she directly pulled out a knife and pressed it against Jiangnan's neck!
"I'll just do it while you're still warm!"
Jiangnan!!!
"No, no, no! How could I dislike such a gentle, beautiful, and good-natured girl like you?"
"It's mainly that the smell on you is really... really too pungent! It affects the experience!"
"Such an important moment in life—how can it be so hasty? You... why don't you take a bath first?"
Liuli rolled her eyes and said fiercely: "Isn't this your fault? Where in the spirit ruin is there a place to bathe?"
"So troublesome! I'll just do it while you're warm!"
Jiangnan exploded!
Why do you keep thinking about killing me!
How deep is your obsession with doing it while I'm warm!
Do all yanderes have this kind of hobby?
"I have it! I have an alternate dimension! Bathtub, water, body wash, everything! I even have little yellow ducks!"
"Just... just let me use my ability, and I'll..."
Liuli squinted with a smile: "You want to escape? Do you think I'll fall for that?"
Jiangnan's eyes were full of disappointment: "I... I really just want to give you the best experience!"
"Isn't trust the most basic thing in love?"
"Forget it... whatever."
Liuli looked at Jiangnan's hurt expression and couldn't help feeling a bit sorry for him.
He doesn't seem to be lying, hoo~
Biting her lower lip, she said: "Then get ready. Don't think about running—your people are still in my hands."
With that, she released her hold on Jiangnan but still left a strand of hair wrapped around his waist.
Jiangnan grinned: "Thanks for your trust."
Then he opened the alternate dimension, pulled out a bathtub, and frantically poured Da Li 2.0 into it!
Goose, hahahaha!
Run? Not happening!
Being a coward? Impossible!
Today, I, Jiang Bold, must take you down!
In the bathtub, Jiangnan filled it to the brim with Da Li 2.0, even sprinkled flower petals and placed little yellow ducks!
He even prepared a change of clothes!
Liuli was deeply moved!
So thoughtful!
Then she sealed off Jiangnan's spiritual power and tied him up firmly to the side.
Her pretty face slightly red, she glanced at Jiangnan and took a deep breath!
Hmm! What's there to be shy about?
We'll get to know each other in a little while anyway.
Saying that, under Jiangnan's gaze, she stepped into the bathtub!
"Splash~"
Even though she was a damn yandere, her figure was truly remarkable!
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva and silently recited the "Memorial to the Throne on Sending Out the Troops" in his heart.
At this moment, Liuli was stunned: "Th-this... what kind of water is this? I feel my physical fitness increasing! Oh my god!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Think of it as a gift from me."
Liuli's pretty face blushed!
Sure enough! I didn't choose the wrong person!
She couldn't help but recall her mother's advice!
Her mother said: "When finding a partner, you must find the best one. That way, the baby you make will also be excellent!"
"If they don't agree, use force! That's how you came into this world!"
Mm... old yandere!
At this moment, Jiangnan was going crazy!
Hurry up and wash! Why aren't you washing your face? Washing your hair?
Just washing your body is useless!
If you soak any longer, you'll turn into a yandere muscle barbie!
Then wouldn't the plan fail?
Later, if you still want to make babies with me? Won't you ruin me?
Thinking of this, Jiangnan shivered uncontrollably!
He couldn't help but take a deep breath and said coyly: "Baby Liuli, can I help you wash? I... I..."
Liuli was momentarily stunned, then blushed deeply: "Th-then... come over here."
With that, she untied the restraints on Jiangnan again.
Jiangnan rubbed his little hands together, excitedly running behind the bathtub!
He placed his hands on Liuli's shoulders!
Liuli's body trembled slightly, her eyelashes fluttering. She reached out her small hand and held Jiangnan's palm!
Shyly: "Do you want to join me?"
Jiangnan: "Sure, sure!"
(☄ฺ◣ω◢)☄ฺ
Big brother will let you experience the flavor of love today!
Then he grabbed Liuli's shoulders and violently pushed her down!
With a violent splash of water,
Liuli couldn't react in time—her entire body was pushed underwater, continuously bubbling!
"Glub glub glub glub~"
[From Liuli, Frustration +1000!]
[From Liuli...]
"Agh—glub glub—cough cough—"
In the blink of an eye! The long-haired witch turned into a bald loli!
Countless strands of hair fell off, dropping powerlessly to the ground like they had lost their life force!
"Boom!"
A surge of fierce spiritual pressure exploded, sending Jiangnan flying!
Liuli stood up abruptly, her pretty face full of shame and anger!
Just as she was about to control her hair to wrap around Jiangnan, she suddenly froze!
Felt a coolness on top of her head!
I... I have no hair?
This bathwater...
She lowered her head and looked at her reflection on the water's surface—she was completely dumbfounded!
Not only was her hair gone, but her eyebrows... everything was gone!
She had turned into a little bald chicken!
[From Liuli, Frustration +1000!]
"You think you can escape my grasp like this? You underestimate me!"
"Spiritual technique: Vitality Bloom!"
"Huh? Why isn't it growing?"
At this moment, Liuli was completely panicked! "Vitality Bloom" was supposed to grow hair! How... how could it not work?
Jiangnan snickered secretly. A head shaved bald by Da Li—do you think you can just grow it back?
Even if you used Overlord Shampoo, you still couldn't grow it back!
Just take your time growing it out!
Feeling heartbroken now?
This is love!
Liuli was almost crying: "Vitality—"
"Bam!"
With a dull sound, a big blue lump appeared on Liuli's little bald head!
[From Liuli, Frustration +1000!]
She fainted on the spot!
Jiangnan withdrew the large gold brick and patted his hands!
"I'm not making babies with you! Pfft!"
Then his gaze fell on the clothes beside him.
At this moment, Xia Yao and the others suddenly found their restraints gone—the hair had lost its effect!
While they were still confused,
Jiang Liuli walked out carrying a large sack!
Xia Yao's eyes instantly turned red, mist swirling in her big eyes!
She bared her wolf claws, her pretty face full of ferocity!
"What did you do to Xiao Nan? Die, woman! I'll kill you!"
With that, she activated Silver Shadow and Light Feathers to the max, her steel claws gleaming, recklessly clawing at Jiang Liuli!
Jiang Liuli!!!
"White!"
Xia Yao's steel claws stopped just before Jiang Liuli's heart. Her expression froze, then her pretty face turned crimson!
The Liuli in front of her was actually Xiao Nan in disguise?
Only Xiao Nan knew what color she was wearing today!
She couldn't help but pout with a wronged expression and threw herself into Jiang Liuli's arms!
"You... do you have another immature idea?"
Jiangnan grinned: "This time, it's very mature!"
Qi Yu, Rabbit Baby, and the others were dumbfounded!
Xia... Xia Yao defected?