Chapter 396: Drink a Bottle of Da Li! You Are the Miracle
No one expected that Wu Liang, a tank-type fighter, would be the first to draw blood from Zhao Dezhu!
That fierce?
Even the veteran students were stunned!
There wasn't a single weakling in the team Jiangnan called his own!
The reason they hadn't stood out before was simply because they were completely overshadowed by Jiangnan's brilliance!
Three high scores straight off the bat set the momentum!
Jiangnan thought it was his turn to step up, but the next was Leng Yan!
Pink toxic mist filled the entire arena, even sizzling and corroding the concrete floor!
Obviously, things weren't as everyone had imagined!
The caliber of these top students picked straight from high school was terrifying!
Even though they were two or three years younger than the other new students, someone like Leng Yan could still put out a four or five-point output!
Ye Xinghe blasted out a 7-point dragon breath!
With immense room for growth!
Tao Xinyi's pretty face flushed with excitement, her big eyes full of anticipation!
Who said they weren't good enough?
I knew it all along!
The other instructors all wore grim expressions.
Just then, Qi Yu quietly sidled over from the side, glanced around left and right, and handed Jiangnan a credit card.
"Nan Shen! A million! No password on the card! I want to evolve!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. "Brother! I don't want your money! I'll supply you with Da Li for all four years of college!"
Qi Yu was stunned. "You old bandit who even steals tents and iron pots—can you really be this nice?"
Jiangnan's face darkened. "Come closer!"
"Pfft pfft pfft～pfft! Got it?"
Qi Yu's eyes were full of struggle, then he gritted his teeth. "Deal!"
Jiangnan patted his shoulder with great satisfaction and handed him a bottle of Da Li 2.0 right then.
"Qi Yu! Get up there!"
Qi Yu went up clutching the Da Li. Right in front of everyone, he unscrewed the cap and drank it down!
Then his clothes burst off and he transformed into a two-meter-tall Muscle Devil!
His gleaming bald head shone like the North Star in the night sky!
Gasps rang out from the crowd.
"Whoa? Another clothes-burst? What's up with these kids?"
"Getting all passionate one after another?"
"Those muscles! So jacked!"
"What are they drinking? That bald black bear drank something earlier too, and then his head started glowing!"
Qi Yu's eyes bulged wide, his face red from holding his breath. He raised the Da Li bottle to his chest and let out a roar.
"A real man drinks Da Li!"
"Da Li creates miracles!"
"Roar—"
Shouting that utterly embarrassing slogan, Qi Yu wanted to crawl into a hole in the ground!
Even Zhao Dezhu's head was ringing.
Are you here for a test or to make a commercial?
Just then, Qi Yu's muscles bulged all over.
"Power up! Full moon bow!"
"Ultimate kill! Serious series! Serious punch!"
"Boom!"
His fist came like a heavy cannon, like Mount Tai, smashing out violently!
The sharp, rigid fist wind was like a blade, plowing a deep groove into the concrete floor!
He smashed out three sonic booms in a row, slamming heavily into Zhao Dezhu's chest!
"Bang!"
The scene was as shocking as a comet hitting Earth!
Both new and old students nearly dropped their jaws to the floor.
Zhao Dezhu's face flushed red, his blood and qi surging.
"Cough, cough… 9 points!"
Another 9 points?
Had these high school graduates downed some chicken blood?
What kind of freakish output was this?
Qi Yu was ecstatic, but he didn't forget what Jiangnan had told him earlier.
He turned and bellowed.
"Da Li in hand, the world is mine!"
"Drink a bottle of Da Li, and you are the miracle!"
"Guqi guqi～bala bala～"
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Da Li? What the heck? Was that stuff they just drank?
That strong?
Was it because they drank Da Li that they got such explosive output?
Two veins bulged on Guan Hu's forehead. "Get the hell down! What the hell are you guqi-ing about!"
What was all this nonsense!
Down below, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao's faces darkened.
No need to guess—it had to be Xiao Nan, right?
Qi Yu went up there to advertise for him?
Huh? Where's Xiao Nan?
Over on the side, Jiangnan had already spread out his vendor cloth, covered with bottles of Da Li 2.0 and Hulk Brand Shorts.
He held a megaphone.
"See that? Do you see that?"
"One bottle of Da Li down, 9 points!"
"What are you waiting for? Don't you want to pass the selection? Don't you want to become a Pioneer?"
"Da Li 2.0! Limited-time special price! 100,000 per bottle!"
"You deserve it!"
The students were stunned.
Are you kidding me? Right in the middle of attack power testing, you set up a stall?
Have some sense of occasion!
Just a moment ago he was advertising, and now he's already selling?
Ye Xinghe, Leng Yan, and the others all looked indifferent. When Nan Shen was training at the spirit pool, he could still set up shop.
This was nothing. Small scene!
Basic operation! Don't 6!
"Uh… I thought it was 30,000 a bottle before?"
"Isn't this a special price?"
Xia Yao: "Mmm—Xiao Nan's 'special offers' and 'discounts' are usually the opposite…"
Zhong Yingxue snickered. "A discount usually means you get your bones broken."
At this moment, the students who hadn't taken the attack power test yet had bright eyes!
100,000? If drinking this could help them pass the test, it was worth it!
"Give me one!"
"I want one too!"
"Um… after drinking it, you'll go bald and your head will glow, right?"
Jiangnan glared. "It's already damn well time for this, and you're still worried about those details? What's more important—your hair or the test?"
"I… I'm afraid my clothes will burst!"
Jiangnan: "Don't worry about clothes-bursting! Bring Hulk Brand Shorts home and say goodbye to awkwardness!"
"Did you see the shorts Wu Liang was wearing just now? That's our product!"
In an instant, Jiangnan was surrounded by the crowd! He was selling like crazy!
Da Li 2.0 + Hulk Brand Shorts bundled together, he was raking in money hand over fist!
At this moment, whether it was Xiao Chuihuo, Zhao Dezhu, or the instructors, all of them had faces as black as soot.
You're using this opportunity to get rich!
Don't you care about our feelings at all?
Guan Hu: "Dean! Aren't you going to do something? Isn't this cheating?"
Xiao Chuihuo said through gritted teeth: "What's there to be afraid of? Isn't there still the comprehensive test after this round? There are only 500 spots! Those who should be weeded out will still be weeded out!"
Zhao Dezhu: ???
Then that's wrong!
It's easy for you to say when you're not the one getting beaten up here!
Getting hit might not hurt, but it still hurts the pain!
You're not supposed to screw over a brother like this!
[From Zhao Dezhu: Resentment +666!]
In the attack power tests that followed, everyone who went up was a bald, glowing, muscular fiend. Some girls even went all out!
They pounded their little fists on the uncle's chest!
Making Zhao Dezhu's chest ring with bam, bam, bam!
[From Zhao Dezhu…]
[From…]
You little bastard, just you wait!
When it's your turn, just you wait!
Let you feel what it's like to receive the care of an elder!
Jiangnan was spinning with joy!
Making money and earning resentment points too? Could life get any better?
In just a short while, he had made over thirty million!
Just then, Guan Hu shouted: "Jiangnan! Your turn!"
Instantly, everyone in the arena focused on Jiangnan!
"Finally, it's this kid's turn!"
"All-Star Game MVP? I wonder how many points he can score."
"Space systems are badass, but their output can never compare to elemental systems. Just average!"
"Little junior, go for it!"
Zhao Dezhu's eyes blazed, a cruel grin curling at the corner of his mouth.
I've been getting beaten up for so long! Now it's your turn, you little brat!
"Boom!"
Zhao Dezhu's entire body swelled up again, a faint golden tinge spreading across his skin!
[From Zhao Dezhu: Resentment +1000!]
Jiangnan put on a frightened expression.
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This old man is definitely out to get me!
No way, no way!
So he casually grabbed the small stool he had been sitting on.
The next moment, his figure abruptly appeared on the stage!