Chapter 391: A Toast to Freedom! A Toast to Death! (Fourth Update)
[Resentment points from Hao Zhuang +1000!]
[From Hao Zhuang…]
Jiangnan, who had just canceled his train ticket, was completely bewildered!
In such a short time, he had racked up over thirty thousand resentment points?
Who was Hao Zhuang?
How strange!
He made his way to the medical laboratory building.
People had already started lining up for blood draws, urine tests, and other physical exams.
Jiangnan picked up his examination sheet and began checking off items one by one.
In the restroom, a bunch of guys were holding small plastic cups.
"Damn! Too much! Too much!"
"I can't get it out! I've been standing here for half an hour! Bro, can you lend me some?"
"Sure! I'll pour you a bit!"
"Whoa! Why are your hands shaking? Don't spill it on me!"
"Sigh… I've been a bit dehydrated lately."
Jiangnan glanced at them and snorted: "Hah, pathetic."
With a light snap of his fingers,
a stream of crystal-clear water appeared in the small plastic cup in his hand,
then stopped abruptly.
The students stared wide-eyed, utterly incredulous.
"Holy crap! Bro, how did you do that? That's amazing!"
"I hereby name you the strongest!"
"What kind of move is that? Six Meridians Divine Sword? That's incredible!"
"Smooth! Smooth!"
Jiangnan looked a bit smug. The uses of a space wormhole were vast!
This was just the tip of the iceberg! The tip, you know?
Just then, the bathroom door burst open. Qin Shou staggered out, drenched in sweat,
walking cautiously.
"Out of the way! Everyone out of the way!"
In his hands, he held a cup filled to the brim—
the liquid level was exactly even with the rim, and the slightest jostle would spill it!
Jiangnan and the others stared in horror. Did you have to be so generous?
Qin Shou, sweating profusely, inched his way to the collection room.
"Nurse! Nurse! Come quick!"
The nurse took one look and exploded.
"What the hell! Are you toasting me or what?
'A toast to freedom? A toast to death?'"
Qin Shou: !!!
"I don't want this either! It's not like I can just stop it! Where's the test tube? Hurry!"
Jiangnan covered his face. You're hopeless.
After completing his collection, Qin Shou let out a huge sigh of relief. When he saw Jiangnan, his eyes lit up.
He sidled over and whispered, "Nan Shen, do you still have any of those little ginseng roots? Can you spare me one?"
Jiangnan was stunned. "Are you injured? What do you need that for?"
Qin Shou said shyly, "I'm afraid of blood. I only have the blood draw left."
Jiangnan was shocked. "You're planning to wash the nurse's face with your nosebleed?"
Qin Shou's face darkened. "When they draw blood, the moment the needle goes in, I *have* to faint.
I'm a proper nine-foot man. If I faint on the blood-draw table, what will those young ladies think of me? My youth would be over!
Anyway, if I'm going to faint, it's got to be unprecedented! Absolutely domineering!"
Jiangnan swallowed hard. This guy's chuunibyou soul was burning fiercely again, wasn't it?
He could already imagine what an explosive scene the blood-draw room would become.
He fished out a Vitality Ginseng and slapped it heavily into Qin Shou's palm.
"Brother, take care."
"I'll finish my test first, then you go, okay?"
Qin Shou clutched the ginseng, deeply moved. "Nan Shen! You're like a second father to me!"
Jiangnan's face darkened. "Second father is too much! Isn't that just cursing me?"
Qin Shou: ???
[Resentment points from Qin Shou +666!]
The blood-draw room was orderly. Jiangnan went in and was quickly pricked by the nurse sister.
Looking at the sweet-faced young nurse in front of him, Jiangnan felt a pang of sympathy.
"Sister, you should find a place to hide when you get a chance. Later on—"
The nurse blushed and looked at Jiangnan, lightly pressing a finger to his lips.
"Don't say any more. I understand. Here—wait for me to contact you."
She quietly slipped a small note into Jiangnan's hand and winked at him.
Jiangnan: ???
What do you mean you understand?
Someone is about to wash your face with nosebleed!
If you're going to hide, hide! Why contact me?
Are you planning to send me a red envelope or something?
The other students watched this scene with envy. Why didn't they get such treatment?
When Jiangnan stepped out, he opened the note. Sure enough, it was a phone number.
Just as Jiangnan came out, he saw Qin Shou, face flushed red, chest puffed out, striding in.
His face radiated unmatched confidence.
The nurse said, "Roll up your sleeve. I need to draw blood."
Qin Shou waved his hand grandly. "No need! Bring a basin! Get ready! Bro has plenty of blood!"
The nurse: (≖_≖)
Has this guy been hit in the head by a door?
A basin?
Even if you squeezed him dry, you wouldn't fill a basin!
Qin Shou glared. "Hurry! It's coming! It's coming!"
As he spoke, Qin Shou sat on the stool, tilted his head back, and aimed his nostrils straight at the nurse.
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn! Run! Run now!
The human fire hydrant is aimed right at you!
He stood at the door, frantically waving at the nurse.
The nurse blushed shyly and smiled, waving back at Jiangnan.
The next moment—
Two high-speed jets of blood shot out from Qin Shou's nostrils, splattering directly onto the nurse's stomach.
It felt like being punched!
The nurse: Pfft! (ŎεŎ|||)
She fell to the ground like she'd been hit by a high-pressure water gun, screaming.
"Ahhh!!!"
Instantly, the whole blood-draw room erupted.
"Oh my god! This guy's blood pressure must be eighteen thousand!"
"How long has it been since he saw a young lady? Does he have to spray such fierce nosebleed?"
"Ahh! It got all over me!"
"Where's the basin? Get a basin!"
"Could this guy's ability be to spray nosebleed?"
At this point, Qin Shou closed his eyes and fainted, falling to the floor.
The floor was already slick with his nosebleed, extremely slippery.
Qin Shou successfully transformed into a nosebleed rocket, sliding freely across the floor.
"Holy crap! Catch him! Quick!"
"How is he even turning?"
The entire blood-draw room was in chaos. Jiangnan covered his face.
He told Qin Shou to eat it himself!
It has nothing to do with me!
He quickly teleported away from the scene and went through the remaining items on his exam sheet. He arrived at the last one.
The high-frequency pulse nuclear magnetic examination room.
He thought he'd have to queue, but no one was there.
As soon as he entered, he saw a tall girl in a white lab coat with an explosive figure sitting on a stool.
On her crystal earlobes hung a pair of snowflake earrings.
Her delicate features had not a single flaw, and under each eyebrow corner was a tiny tear mole.
She was unrealistically beautiful, like a goddess who had stepped out of an anime.
If he had to compare her to an animal…
it would be a fox.
She had a lollipop in her mouth and held a document in her hand, reading seriously.
Just one glance made one's heart race.
"You're Jiangnan, right?"
Jiangnan looked around curiously. "Yeah. Why is no one here?"
"My name is Li Bing. I'm the head of the medical lab. This project isn't available to many people. You're special."
Li Bing pulled out the lollipop with a *pop* sound, her gaze fixed on Jiangnan with intense fervor, the corner of her mouth slowly rising.
"So… take it off?"