# Chapter 382: The Devil Incarnate
Yu's mom was knocked out by the stench, and Jiangnan kept pinching her philtrum to revive her!
Her consciousness gradually returned, and she mumbled dazedly: "Grandma! Is that you? Grandma! Why are you waving at me?"
Jiangnan: !!!
"Auntie! Wake up! Don't go over there! You still have Xiaoyu!"
But at this moment, Zhong Yingxue and the others had no time to care about Yu's mom anymore!
They charged toward the bathroom like zombies, desperate!
Fortunately, Yu Qingqing's house was a big villa! There were five bathrooms in total!
Mila had already taken one, and Nightingale was the fastest to reach her target!
Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and Yu Qingqing also rushed into the bathroom just before the crisis hit!
Finally, Yu's mom was revived by Jiangnan!
She was filled with emotion and held Jiangnan's hand: "Good child! Good child..."
But before Jiangnan could speak, his stomach let out a loud "gurgle"!
And then—"BANG!"
Before Yu's mom could finish her sentence, she rolled her eyes and fainted again!
[Resentment from Yu's mom +1000!]
Jiangnan covered his face!
"Auntie! You go ahead and chat with your grandma first! Let me come back and save you again!"
With that, he teleported and vanished in an instant!
In front of the bathroom, Jiangnan was going crazy!
"Open up! Open up!"
Yu Qingqing: "N-no way!"
"Open up!"
"Eep~"
"Open up!"
"Go away, get lost!"
"Open up!"
"Pfft! Don't even think about it!"
Jiangnan's face turned pale. All taken?
I was careless! They're all so fast!
A hair's breadth away—and a thousand miles down the drain!
How could this be?
Jiangnan teleported straight out of the villa!
But this was a villa district. The nearest public restroom was at least a ten-minute drive away!
By the time Jiangnan teleported there, he might as well just change his pants!
Desperate beyond reason, Jiangnan didn't care anymore. His eyes fell on a nearby standalone villa!
Xiaoyu's neighbor's house!
A family of three was curled up on the sofa watching TV!
Daughter: "Huh? Is it some holiday today?"
Dad: "Not that I know of."
"Then why do I hear firecrackers?"
Mom: "Today is the God of Wealth's birthday! People set off firecrackers to welcome him!"
"Ohhh! That explains it! I'm going to the bathroom!"
The little girl scrolled through her phone as she walked to the bathroom!
The moment she opened the door—
Jiangnan: !!!
He raised his hand and pulled out a large gold brick. With a Space Wormhole—
"BANG!"
The little girl collapsed on the spot...
Half an hour later! The little girl woke up groggily!
She felt a sharp pain in her head! Then she saw a large gold brick sitting on the toilet lid!
Her expression turned terrified!
She picked up the gold brick and ran like the wind to the living room!
"Mommy! Mommy! The God of Wealth came to our house! And he left us a big gold brick!"
Mom and Dad were dumbfounded too! They took the gold brick and examined it—it was heavy and solid in hand! Genuine!
"What's going on? Where did you find it?"
"On the toilet lid!"
Mom and Dad: ???
Jiangnan: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
That might have been the most expensive bathroom trip I've ever taken!
Little girl, big brother is so sorry!
Just keep that gold brick as a souvenir!
After everything was done, it was already ten o'clock!
Nobody had the heart to play cards anymore! They were all completely drained!
They went back to their own rooms early to sleep!
The people coming to pick up Victoria would arrive tomorrow morning!
Thinking that another 20 million US dollars would hit his account tomorrow,
Jiangnan was overjoyed!
Life was just too beautiful!
So he curled up into a ball and drifted off peacefully into dreamland!
But at this moment!
In Yu Qingqing's room, none of the girls were asleep. They had gathered here!
Xia Yao held a flashlight under her chin, lighting up her face from below, her expression solemn!
"Kimojiwa! Itsumo anata no o naka!"* [*A pun on "It's always your doing" from Detective Conan]
Zhong Yingxue gritted her teeth: "It must be Xiao Nan's soybeans!"
Nightingale: "Exactly, exactly!"
"Eep~ eep~"
Yu Qingqing: "Let's get revenge!"
"Yeah! Gang up on him!"
"Beat him until he cries! Until he's covered in lumps!"
"But he can teleport! He'll definitely run!"
Nightingale pulled out a pair of Spirit-Binding Handcuffs from behind her back and smirked devilishly!
"Today, we're going to teach him what it means when society is dangerous!"
The girls' eyes lit up!
Late at night, they lined up and crept silently to Jiangnan's door!
Nightingale activated her Spiritual Art and opened the door in a flash!
They saw someone on the bed, fast asleep under the covers!
Without a second thought, they flipped open the corner of the blanket!
Grabbed the feet, slapped on the Spirit-Binding Handcuffs—one end around the ankle, the other around the bedpost!
"Let's get him!"
In an instant, the girls' faces were full of "murderous intent" as they charged into the room!
Yu Qingqing held the blanket down tight!
Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and Nightingale went wild through the blanket!
"Ahhh! I'll kill you!"
"Take that for the flick on my forehead!"
"Take that for saying my pair of aces is useless!"
"Take that for not letting it out!"
"Eep eep!"
Even Mila joined in the fun!
The person under the blanket twisted frantically, making "Mmph—mmph mmph!" sounds!
Filled with sorrow! Filled with despair!
They kept beating him for a full three minutes, finally satisfied!
The person on the bed had stopped moving!
"D-did we... kill Nan Shen?"
"I-I barely used any strength!"
"No way! Xuexue couldn't even kill him with her car!"
"Wow! You guys even hit him with a car?"
"Quick, quick! Let's get out of here! Don't stick around the crime scene!"
They snuck out of the room again and closed the door!
But they didn't notice! The sack standing in the corner was trembling with fear!
Then the sack's opening automatically loosened!
Jiangnan, his face pale, crawled out of the sack!
He wiped the cold sweat off his forehead!
Too brutal! Too terrifying!
Thank goodness I was smart as heck!
Nice! (͡°ᴗ͡°)✧
I knew you guys were going to ambush me!
Spent half the night sleeping in a sack!
As for who was lying on the bed?
Jiangnan walked over to the bed and lifted the blanket!
A battered and bruised Victoria lay there!
Tears streaming down her face! (;´༎ຶ﹏༎ຶ`)
Lord Divine Lord, please come take me away!
This man is the devil!
I'm a Diamond-level powerhouse! A flying goddess!
How did I become a heartless tool here?!
If I stay in Jiangnan's hands any longer, I'm afraid I won't see tomorrow's sun!
[Resentment from Victoria Sasha +1000!]
Originally, when it was time to sleep, Jiangnan told her to sleep in the bed!
She was touched, thinking Jiangnan had finally found his conscience!
But it turned out—this man truly had no conscience at all!
She still got beaten while sleeping in the middle of the night!
Life was too hard!
Jiangnan seemed to feel a twinge of pity. He pulled out steamed rolls and pickled mustard tuber from his Alternate Dimension!
He took out the cloth ball that was gagging her!
"Hungry? Here, let me feed you! Have some!"
Victoria sobbed, taking bites of steamed roll and pickled mustard tuber!
This might have been the best meal she'd ever had!
At least this man wasn't completely evil!
He at least knew to give her food!
After three steamed rolls and a pack of pickled mustard tuber, Victoria felt much better!
Jiangnan: "Done eating? Then hurry up and get up! Go sleep in the sack!"
"Show some initiative! Free up the bed! I need to sleep!"
Victoria: !!!
I took a beating for you, and I only get to sleep in the bed for half the night?!
I take back what I just said!
This man! He's the devil incarnate!
[Resentment from Victoria Sasha...]
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