# Chapter 374: La Dou Gen (Pants-Pooping Punch)
This is way too reckless!
Jiangnan had no time to worry! Victoria's high-pressure air cannon was already coming!
It could even blast through tank armor, its power was terrifying!
Yeying wasn't scared at all, holding her blade with both hands!
The blade flashed like lightning!
In an instant, she unleashed 24 consecutive slashes in the air!
A flash of cold light arrived first, then the spear came out...
I spit!
Then the blade was like a full moon, like autumn water! Pressing down fiercely!
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Accompanied by rumbling explosions!
The air cannon was mercilessly cut apart!
Yeying held her blade with both hands! Her ponytail swung, her figure moved like a phantom, instantly crossing the battlefield!
The blade light hadn't even dissipated yet!
At this moment, Yeying was so cool she had no friends!
But the next second, Yeying knelt on the ground, hands braced: "Ughhh~"
Truly, cool for less than three seconds!
Damn it! It stinks so bad!
Originally, the air cannon posed no threat to Yeying!
But who would have thought the room was filled with the fragrance of a fairy's... you know?
And then Victoria compressed the air in the room into a cannon?
High-concentration, high-pressure secondhand fart?
So I just cut up a fart?
Thinking about this, Yeying threw up again! Tears streaming down her face!
This fight!
There's no way to fight it!
At this moment, Victoria's face was flushed red, her whole body weak!
She couldn't even stand up. Looking at Yeying, who had been stunk into vomiting, Victoria wished she could die!
Even she hadn't expected the high-pressure air cannon to come with a smell attack!
But there was no time to think about that now!
How could Victoria not understand the principle of taking advantage of someone's weakness?
She had no idea how much longer she could hold on!
What the hell did Jiangnan put in the food?
Shameless!
Ahhhhhhh!
[From Victoria Sasha: Resentment Value +1000!]
A gentle breeze lifted Victoria's body into the air!
Her brown hair flew, her face was peerlessly beautiful, like a goddess untouched by mortal dust!
Of course, it would look more goddess-like if she wasn't desperately covering her rear with one hand!
The battle between Diamond ranks was terrifying!
The living room was already in chaos!
Meanwhile, Bold Jiang had directly confronted Andrei!
Blood Incineration fully activated! Raising his blade to strike! Not scared at all!
Andrei sneered contemptuously!
Although he was "ready to burst forth" with a spear like a dragon!
He was still a solid Platinum II!
You're a mere Silver X, even if you're a Space System, so what?
Going head-to-head with me!
You've lived long enough!
As Jiangnan raised his blade for a violent slash, Andrei's arm skin transformed into hard, yellowish-brown stone!
He casually raised it to block!
"Clang!"
A crisp sound of metal collision rang out!
Sparks flew everywhere!
Andrei's body was sent flying like a cannonball by a tremendous force!
He smashed a hole in the wall and tumbled into the bedroom!
Looking at his bleeding arm, utterly bewildered!
What the hell kind of attack power is this?
One slash deals 9999 critical damage?
Are you kidding me? Are you really a Silver?
Little did he know, Jiangnan had activated Blood Incineration!
With the enhancement of the Large Green Stick!
Physical Attack Power +300%!
Fierce as hell!
Before Andrei could even get up!
Jiangnan teleported right next to him!
"Roar! I'll chop you to death!"
Tang Dao cut through the air!
Andrei could only raise his arm to block again!
"Clang!"
The insane attack power directly embedded Andrei into the floor, spiderweb cracks spreading everywhere!
Andrei panicked!
If I don't strike back, you'll really treat me like a soft persimmon to squeeze!
"Spiritual Art: Earth Dragon... Oh~ Suka! Suka! Suka Blyat!"
Andrei had only released half of his Spiritual Art when his face turned white!
His features twisted together as he concentrated all his willpower on his rear!
Holding it in with all his might!
(･᷄*･᷅)
Almost!
I almost lost the rear gate!
Soon! Soon it was about to pop out!
Originally, if he hadn't used the Spiritual Art, he could still hold it!
But using the Spiritual Art scattered his focus!
I absolutely must not shit!
What to do now?
[From Andrei: Resentment Value +1000!]
"B... Bro! Listen to me! Can I go to the bathroom first, then we can..."
But Jiangnan was like a berserker!
Insane output! One slash, 9999!
He hacked at Andrei crazily! 72 slashes in 10 seconds! Sparks and lightning all the way!
The Tang Dao blade chipped and became a serrated blade!
Are you kidding me!
I'm in the middle of my rampage!
You want leave to go to the bathroom?
Dream on!
No leave!
Andrei was bleeding like crazy from the slashes, barely able to stone his skin to block Jiangnan's attacks!
"Stop! Stop! Time out!"
"Let me take a dump first!"
Andrei was completely frantic, struggling to get up, hunched over as he shuffled toward the bathroom!
Jiangnan didn't stop at all!
"Ahhh! I'll chop you to death! Chop you to death!"
[From Andrei...]
...
Meanwhile, Yeying and Victoria were evenly matched!
Neither could free themselves, and they were going crazy with worry!
Jiangnan was only Silver X, even with the Space System, he would still lose against Andrei!
Yeying slashed Victoria away and quickly glanced at Jiangnan!
She was completely dumbfounded!
Jiangnan was chasing Andrei around the room with his blade!
Chipping sparks everywhere!
Andrei had been hacked into a bloody gourd!
Hey hey hey! This can't be real, right?
How can you be this fierce?
Did you pay-to-win or hack or something?
And here I was worried about you?
Now!
Andrei had only one goal!
To go to the bathroom!
Under Jiangnan's storm of attacks, Andrei finally reached the bathroom!
Hope shone in his eyes!
Finally! Can I release?
Just then! A snap of fingers came from behind!
"Void Black Hole!"
A powerful suction force erupted! The bathroom before him violently collapsed!
In one second, it was gone!
Compressed into a black pearl that fell to the ground!
What lay before Andrei was a huge hole leading directly outside!
Andrei: ▄█▀█●
Are you freaking kidding me with this cruelty!
I finally made it to the bathroom!
And you went and destroyed it!
Give me back my hope! Give me back my dream!
[From Andrei: Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan was ecstatic!
He stepped forward, spun his waist, and threw his shoulder into it! His iron fist smashed out violently as he roared:
"La Dou Gen!"
His fist hammered heavily into Andrei's lower abdomen!
Andrei: (Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
One punch critical hit!
The pressure inside his body skyrocketed! Andrei's rear gate, guarded with all his willpower, finally gave way!
It was like a dam bursting, unstoppable!
A veritable cacophony of gongs and drums! Firecrackers and fireworks!
Pitter-patter! Bang! Pop!
Oh~ Not bad!
Very FreeStyle!
Jiangnan: !!!
His expression became utterly horrified!
He immediately held his breath!
Even with the Hero's Courage Buff active!
Facing this scene! He freaking couldn't handle it!
He gave Andrei a wave punch that made him shit himself?
This La Dou Gen really made him dump in his pants!
It directly brought back memories of a warm childhood?
Oh wow...
Thinking about it, Jiangnan felt a little proud!
Another great story to brag about!
Last time with the Magician, it didn't work out!
But this time!
I, a mere Silver, actually beat the shit out of a Platinum rank!
Literally beat the shit out of!
In the literal sense!
Holy crap! Am I just too amazing?
[From Andrei: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Andrei: Resentment Value +1000!]
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