# Chapter 363: Hey! Bro! Wanna Race?
It actually sounded kind of reasonable!
So he immediately posted it online!
Title: SHOCK! National Champion Running Under the Moon, Telling All the Ladies He's Not Interested! Is It a Distortion of Humanity? Or a Moral Collapse!
(Photo) Southern God Running to the Moon!
Title: SHOCK! The Ultimate Secret to the National Champion's Victory! Winter Soldier! Bare-Chested Running in the Snow!
Don't Miss Out! You'll Regret It For Life!
(Photo) Xiaowanzi Flying to the Sky!
Title: SHOCK! National Champion Can't Handle the Psychological Pressure! Mentally Deranged, Running Naked! What Twisted Story Lies Behind This?
Makes Ten Billion People Cry!
(Photo) Southern Moon Reflection!
The moment he posted, it shot straight to the top three trending topics!
The comments exploded instantly!
"Pfft hahahaha! What kind of suffocating move is this again?!"
"Southern God's muscles are way too wild! Awesome! Licking the screen!"
"What the hell is this title? The Raccoon News Department needs you guys!"
"Do you have to be this intense? Did Southern God lose a game of Truth or Dare?"
"Hahahahaha! Where's my head? Weren't we supposed to be setting up the street stall?"
"Cherry Little Pill? So cute! Southern God's got some junk in the trunk! Slurp~"
Chuqing: "Is this avant-garde enough?"
Xiaoyu: "Sailor Moon transformation! Southern God! Where's your magic wand?"
Wu Liang: "Brother Nan always carries it with him! Didn't you see?"
Qin Shou: (Manual Funny)
Glasses Main Body: (Manual Funny)
Leng Yan: "My little sister asked me where she can buy the Cherry Little Pill same-style..."
Ning Youyou: "(⑉••⑉) I know, yo~"
Xia Yao, the modern layabout, was lying on the sofa like an "old man slack"!
Drinking "Around the Earth Once" milk tea while scrolling her phone!
And then she saw the Xiaowanzi Flying to the Sky picture!
"Pfft… hahahaha!"
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A mouthful of milk tea sprayed everywhere, scaring Zhong Yingxue into a jolt!
"Xuexue! Xuexue! Hurry and look~"
"I can look, but shouldn't you wipe your face first?"
Then Zhong Yingxue saw the Southern God Running to the Moon picture!
Her expression gradually turned to terror!
Weren't they going to set up a street stall? How did it turn into a parade?
Did he pick up an endorsement for Xiaowanzi? Does he have to go this hard?
But at that moment, Jiangnan had no idea that the Xiaowanzi Flying to the Sky picture had already gone viral!
Right now, he was running at an inhuman speed on the Jiangqing Expressway…
In the fast lane, no less!
Yeying helplessly ran alongside Jiangnan!
"On the expressway? You actually got on the expressway?"
"Are you serious?"
"Are you running away from home because you felt wronged?"
But if you're running away from home, you just wear Xiaowanzi flip-flops?
It's minus twenty-something degrees, big brother!
Jiangnan's face turned even darker!
He absolutely couldn't tell Yeying that he couldn't stop right now!
Did he have no face to save?
Embarrassing as hell, yo~
It was too dangerous to run in the city without the expressway!
Too fast! These legs just wouldn't listen to him!
What could he do? He was desperate too!
Behind them
A silver Bugatti Veyron was racing at top speed!
In the car, a crew-cut guy wearing a Rolex floored the accelerator!
With the violent roar of the engine, the sound wave erupted!
A sudden burst! An intense thrust pushed him back into the seat, the RPM needle racing toward the redline!
The socialite beside him, carrying an LV bag, screamed in excitement!
"Wow~ Little bro! This car is amazing!"
Dong Hao grinned proudly: "W16 engine! You think that's a joke?"
"My car's top speed can hit 434 mph! One step on the gas and the tank gets a vortex, okay?"
However, the socialite's attention was completely caught by something outside the window. She stared dumbfounded!
"Hao… Hao Ge…"
Dong Hao: "Over 30 million! Besides stuff that can fly, there's hardly anything faster on the surface!"
The socialite was bewildered: "Are you sure?"
Dong Hao sneered: "Bullshit! Of course I'm sure! This is a Veyron! Over 30 million!"
Socialite: …
"Then take a look beside you…"
Dong Hao frowned and glanced out the window!
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There was a shirtless guy wearing slippers, keeping pace with his window!
Racing alongside!
He subconsciously looked down at his speedometer!
The needle was pointing firmly at 308!
A person? How the hell is it a person?
Are you even human?
Looking down, the guy's legs had turned into spinning wheel-like blurs!
[From Dong Hao's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Fang Yuan's Resentment Value +666!]
Fang Yuan: "This… how do you explain this!"
Dong Hao: !!!
How the hell does he explain it!
He spent over 30 million on a Veyron, and it can't outrun a guy in slippers?
A young man shirtless in winter, wearing slippers, running on the expressway and catching up with his Veyron?
This dream he's having is way too bizarre!
It makes no sense no matter how you look at it!
Jiangnan naturally noticed the two people in the car next to him staring with wide eyes!
He scratched his head!
This… so awkward!
So he raised an eyebrow at them: "Hey! Bro! Wanna race?"
Dong Hao: ???
Race?
This guy actually wants to race his Veyron?
Fine, let's race!
"Vroom~"
A kick on the gas, a strong response!
Jiangnan grinned, the soles of his slippers smoking as they rubbed against the asphalt!
A sudden burst, and he shot right in front of the Veyron!
Leaving only a pair of sexy taillights for Dong Hao!
Fang Yuan stared blankly at Jiangnan's back, her big eyes full of stars!
"Wow~ What a nice butt!"
[From Dong Hao's Resentment Value +1000!]
Are you even human?
"Watch me smoke you!"
He pulled out his second red key!
Unlocked the engine's extreme speed mode!
One stomp on the gas, the speedometer shot up, straight to 430!
But… he still saw Jiangnan's taillights!
Dong Hao was dumbfounded!
Can't even catch him at 430? So you're faster than a bullet train?
Jiangnan: "Watch closely! I'm about to change lanes!"
He reached out and slapped the right cheek of the Cherry Little Pill on his shorts!
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Three slaps!
"Slap!"
"Slap!"
"Slap!"
And then… Jiangnan changed lanes!
[From Dong Hao's Resentment Value +1000!]
You're way too civil!
You've got turn signal function when changing lanes too?
Zero to four hundred acceleration only needs a pair of slippers and a bowl of millet porridge?
No matter how much Dong Hao accelerated, he couldn't catch Jiangnan!
Suddenly! The car slowed down!
Fang Yuan got anxious: "Why aren't you chasing? I want to see that little bro's taillights~ Chase him!"
Dong Hao: "Out… out of gas…"
Before they could react!
A figure in a suit sped past from beside them, instantly overtaking the Veyron…
Dong Hao: …
I feel the deep malice of this world!
Jiangnan, who had no idea how many kilometers he'd burned, felt like he was leaving the province!
He quickly turned around and ran back!
After tearing down the road like that, the soles of his slippers were almost worn flat!
He felt like his feet were on fire!
"When… when the hell can I stop?!"
At this point, Yeying couldn't help but be moved: "This man is really dedicated to setting up his street stall!"
"But why is your dedication always focused on such weird things…"
This story is purely fictional. Friends, please drive safely! Please give a five-star rating~