Chapter 361: Don't Even Think About Stopping Me from Setting Up My Street Stall! Not Even a Diamond Will Do
These two were really locked in a standoff!
Just then, Nightingale's phone went, "Hey ya~" with a sound!
She couldn't help but take a look!
It was a Weibo post from Jiangnan!
Before meeting Jiangnan, Nightingale had been a fan of Southern God too, and she'd even set him as a special notification!
But now? She'd gone from fan to hater!
"You're going to set up a street stall?"
"That's right, it's my career!"
"You're not allowed to go tomorrow!"
Jiangnan suddenly sat up from the bed: "Why the hell not?"
Nightingale: "Do you know how many people want you dead right now?"
"The remnants of the Dracula clan might retaliate against you, and there are international organizations very interested in you!"
"The night market is crowded with all sorts of people! What if someone makes a move on you and you die? I need to take responsibility for you!"
Jiangnan was anxious: "Not letting me set up my stall? How am I supposed to make money to support the family? Haven't you seen how frugal our life is lately?"
"Not letting me earn money? You're trying to kill me!"
Kill me?
Who the hell would dare to make a move on me while I'm setting up my stall?
Even if you brought a nuclear bomb, I'd just treat it like you're setting off firecrackers!
Nightingale rolled her eyes!
Frugal?
You've got some nerve calling yourself frugal!
Apologize to your big gold bricks and the hundreds of Gold-rank Spirit Pearls laid out in the fruit bowl in the living room!
Her big eyes couldn't help but curve into crescent moons: "Anyway, you're just not allowed to go!"
"I have absolute supervisory authority over you!"
Hehe~
Trying to say I look like a boy?
You want to go? Well, I just won't let you!
So mad, so mad!
Jiangnan ground his teeth: "You little brat, you're definitely doing this on purpose, aren't you? The Secretary-General never said he'd restrict my movements when I first joined!"
Nightingale laughed happily: "Then go tattle on me? See if he listens to you or me? I'm doing this for your own good!"
Jiangnan flipped over and buried himself under the covers!
"You can't keep an eye on me anyway! I'm going!"
Nightingale snickered: "You can try, my good buddy!"
If you've got a grievance, tell me... I won't listen anyway!
The next morning!
"Knock, knock, knock!"
"Xiao Nan! Nightingale! Wake up! I've made some lean meat porridge! Time to eat, yo~"
Zhong Yingxue pushed open the door!
And there were Jiangnan and Nightingale sitting on the bed, glaring at each other!
Both with huge dark circles under their eyes!
In an instant, both of them vanished from the room simultaneously!
The next moment, outside the villa's door!
Jiangnan looked speechlessly at Nightingale, who was leisurely blocking his way!
Do you have to be this fast?!
Nightingale: "You tried to escape 341 times last night. Still not giving up?"
Jiangnan: !!!
Keeping count?
You're pretty bored yourself, aren't you?
He couldn't help but frown and teleport to the dining table to eat!
But Nightingale was already sitting in her seat!
Jiangnan: ...
Then, he subtly moved his fingers, letting a little white powder fall into Nightingale's cup of soy milk!
"Huff~ I'm not running, I'm not running! Let's eat!"
Nightingale couldn't help but feel a little smug!
Hmph! Now you know my power, don't you?
Think you can get away from me?
"Where's Big Wolf Eradicator?"
"Yao Yao's lazing in bed again! Mm~ Mila, look at you, you've got food all over your face..."
"Ee-ya~ Hee hee!"
Even though Mila had grown up, she still managed to get porridge all over her face...
Jiangnan couldn't help but laugh, grabbing a tissue to wipe her mouth!
His gaze involuntarily fell on Nightingale!
Wearing that mask all day, she has to take it off to eat, right?
I'm going to see your true face!
But Jiangnan just felt Nightingale's figure blur for a moment, and then the porridge in her bowl and the soy milk in her cup were both gone...
And the mask was still on her face!
Jiangnan: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
Your sister's yo!
Eating at the speed of light, huh?
Could you at least give the food a moment to react?
Zhong Yingxue was also stunned. That fast?
So she filled another bowl for Nightingale and said with a smile, "Don't be shy. How is it? Is it good?"
Nightingale: "It's pretty good. The soy milk has a strong flavor!"
Jiangnan: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧
Then her figure blurred again, and the porridge in the bowl was gone!
Zhong Yingxue filled another bowl. Gone again...
This cycle repeated eight times!
She was shocked. How hungry was she to have such a big appetite?
When Zhong Yingxue went to fill another bowl, she looked at the rice cooker... it was empty!
She couldn't help but smile: "Ah... Yingying has such a good appetite!"
Jiangnan: !!!
This is way too good! You ate the entire pot of rice!
Nightingale's earlobes were bright red with embarrassment as she said, "My ability consumes a lot of energy on a regular day, so... so..."
Jiangnan: "Stop lying! You're clearly what the books call a 'poorly endowed and extremely hungry' person!"
[From Nightingale, Resentment Value +1000!]
Her eyes were practically spitting fire: "Jiangnan! I... ugh~"
A fairy-like fragrance filled the living room!
"I'm going to the bathroom!"
With that, her form instantly vanished from her seat!
Jiangnan stood up, brimming with excitement: "Aha!"
Got you in the end, didn't I?
Trying to compete with little old me?
Without a second word, he stood up and teleported out of sight!
Don't even think about stopping me from setting up my street stall!
Not even a Diamond will do!
Zhong Yingxue was completely speechless. What's going on with these two?
Out on the street, Jiangnan was humming a little tune, teleporting like crazy: "The weather today is so clear and bright~ Beautiful scenery everywhere. Heh heh!"
But before Jiangnan could be happy for long!
Nightingale's figure had already appeared in front of him!
And she was holding a roll of toilet paper in her hand!
"You're not shaking me off!"
Jiangnan: !!!
"Do you have to be this persistent? Go deal with your problem first! Holding it in is bad for your health, you know!"
"Gurgle, gurgle~"
Her stomach let out a rumble.
Nightingale clenched her teeth. Damn you, Jiangnan!
It was the soy milk, wasn't it?
It had to be that cup of soy milk!
I shouldn't have trusted your tricks!
Just as Jiangnan was about to teleport away, Nightingale let out a sharp shout: "Evil King's True Eye!"
The next moment, a crimson light suddenly burst forth from behind her mask!
Jiangnan felt his body freeze, locked in a state of paralysis! Seal Magic + Body Bind?
He couldn't move an inch!
Nightingale stepped forward and scooped Jiangnan up in a princess carry. Then Jiangnan felt the scenery before him blur!
And then he found himself in the bathroom at home!
Facing the wall! His back to the toilet!
Jiangnan: ???
He only heard a rustling sound from behind him!
Jiangnan panicked!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do you have to be this ruthless to yourself?
You're taking me to the bathroom with you?
Are you that afraid I'll run away?
This isn't right!
What the hell kind of ability is this Evil King's True Eye?
A whole minute passed!
Jiangnan could finally move!
"Evil King's True Eye!"
Jiangnan: ...
Are you planning to keep me controlled the whole time?
Until you're done?
"Um... if you're going to control me, that's fine! But could you at least turn me around?"
"Staring at the wall is pretty boring!"
Nightingale: !!!
"Pfft! Dream on!"
Turn you around? Wouldn't you see everything then?
If I didn't have no other choice, I wouldn't have let you in here!
"Fine, if you won't turn me around, could you at least turn on the exhaust fan?"
[From Nightingale, Resentment Value +1000!]
"Evil King's True Eye!"
This time, Jiangnan couldn't even speak anymore...
Up until 5:30 in the evening, Jiangnan still hadn't managed to run away!
They were both still sitting on the bed, staring each other down!
A fighting spirit was burning fiercely in Jiangnan's eyes!
No one is going to stop me from setting up my street stall!
Even if it's a god!
I'll still run away!
Then, with a little pull from his hand, a pair of flip-flops landed on the floor!
It was the Extreme-Speed Slipper!
He had originally planned to sell them to customers this time at the stall to test out the side effects!
But it turned out!
Damn it, they really weren't giving me a chance!