Chapter 359: Evidence

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# Chapter 359: Evidence

One million thrown down, and I got a full six bottles of Deadly Green Club!
94 pairs of Extreme-Speed Slippers!

Jiangnan couldn't contain his excitement and immediately checked the system item menu to see the effects!

[Deadly Green Club!]
Effects:
Physical Attack +300%!
Elemental Attack +300%!
Truth Serum +100%!
Pain Sensation -100%!
Gain the Hero's Courage BUFF! Duration: 6 hours!

One bottle of Deadly Green Club!
Go pick a fight with anyone you want!
Tough as nails! (͡°ٹ͡°)✧

Jiangnan: !!!

The next moment, Jiangnan's figure vanished from his seat!

Nightingale was stunned! Where did Jiangnan go?

Just then, from ten thousand meters high outside the cabin, a loud roar echoed faintly!

"Awesome!"

The next second, Jiangnan reappeared in his seat!

Nightingale was dumbfounded!

Are you trying to show off your skills and kill me?

Teleport outside the airplane to yell "awesome" and then teleport back?

Lord Dun! Aren't you going to control this guy?

Even so, Jiangnan still couldn't contain his excitement!

Too tough! Too awesome!

Both physical and magical attacks get boosted?

If Xuexue drank this, her damage output would explode!

It also eliminates pain sensation?

The scariest part is Truth Serum +100%!

Getting drunk and spilling the truth, is that really a thing?

Speaking of which, what kind of thing is the Hero's Courage BUFF? It looks kind of weird?

But! None of that matters!

The most important thing is that Deadly Green Club is a real prize, not a consolation prize!

A must-have for fighting!

System! I absolutely love you!

After completely calming down, Jiangnan went to check the function of the Extreme-Speed Slippers!

[Extreme-Speed Slippers!]
Effect: Increases the wearer's movement speed by three times!

If you can catch me?
No! There is no if!
Because you will never catch me!

Jiangnan was going crazy with joy! Three times movement speed?

That's three times the happiness!

Wonderful! Too wonderful!

Little cow is flying in the sky again!

But before Jiangnan could finish celebrating, he immediately furrowed his brows in distress!

Happiness is happiness!

But the thing is, it's a consolation prize!

"Hmm~ I'll sell them to customers to wear!"

"Hehe? Aren't I a little genius?"

Jiangnan was very happy, and then he remembered something!

"I spent so much resentment value! It's been way more than 30 million since the last time I got an upgrade card, right?"

"Where's my upgrade card?"

[...]
[...]

[Detected that the host's recent resentment value expenditure has not exceeded 30 million! Does not meet the standard for a reward upgrade card!]

Jiangnan's eyes widened, and with a teleport, he vanished from his seat again!

A loud roar came from outside the cabin: "Bullshit!"

Then he returned to his seat...

Nightingale: (≖_≖)

Can you please give the plane a little face?

[Detected host insulting this system! One big gold brick deducted!]

Jiangnan: !!!

You dare deduct my big gold brick?!

You're not deducting money because there's no internet on the plane?!

"You want to start a war again, don't you?"

[╮(•́ω•̀)╭]

Jiangnan almost exploded on the spot!

Are you being this arrogant?

Using emojis to piss me off?!

"Count again! You must have calculated wrong!"

How could it not be 30 million? It definitely is!

[Does the host remember every single resentment value expenditure record?]

Jiangnan frowned: "I don't remember..."

He uses it all the time, how could he remember so clearly?

[Then it's not enough!]

Jiangnan almost bit through his steel teeth!

So you just don't want to give it, right?

Are you being this blatantly dishonest?

For a moment, Jiangnan felt a surge of impulse to fly back to the Karbu tribe!

Let the system witness what "the depths of human malice" really means!

Don't ask! If you ask, it's because I loved you!

Kusou~

Jiangnan felt quite sorry for his big gold brick, so he didn't start a war. He flew the whole way fuming.

Getting off the plane, sure enough, Jiangcheng was already covered in white snow!

All the way back to the small villa!

Thinking about how he hadn't been home for a long time, from before going to Africa until now, it had been quite a while!

Looking at the familiar scene in the house, a warmth rose from the bottom of Jiangnan's heart!

"Did you pay the heating bill?"

"Yeah, Yao Yao and I paid it before we left."

"No wonder it's so warm in here!"

Zhong Yingxue smiled: "Take a rest first! Yao Yao and I will clean the rooms. It's been so long since we've been back, the whole house is covered in dust!"

"Oh, by the way! In a bit, go clean out two rooms on the second floor! For Mila and Nightingale to stay!"

"Mila is this old now, she can't sleep in the same bed as you anymore!"

Jiangnan's eyes widened: "Wait!"

Xia Yao snickered: "What? Can't bear to part with little Mila?"

Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Mila can sleep on the second floor! But why does Nightingale also have to sleep on the second floor?"

"Isn't the second floor for girls? Nightingale should sleep in the room next to mine!"

"If he sleeps on the second floor, I won't feel at ease!"

Nightingale: !!!

If looks could kill! Jiangnan would have died a hundred times by now!

[From Nightingale: Resentment Value +1000!]

"Jiangnan! Let me reiterate one more time! I am a girl! A girl!"

Jiangnan pouted: "Come on! Stop lying to yourself, okay?"

Nightingale: "Where am I lying to myself? On what basis do you say I'm not a girl? Produce the evidence!"

Jiangnan sighed helplessly: "Fine then! Da Lang Mie, come here! Stand in a row with Nightingale!"

"Oh~"

Xia Yao obediently stood next to Nightingale!

Jiangnan took out his phone and took a photo of the two from the front!

Then he ran to the side and took another photo from the side!

Everyone was confused, not knowing what Jiangnan was doing!

After taking the photos, Jiangnan pushed Nightingale aside and stood next to Xia Yao!

"Xuexue, take two photos of us from the front and side!"

Zhong Yingxue and the others were confused, but they still did as they were told!

Jiangnan: "Here~ Look! The evidence!"

Nightingale looked at the photos angrily!

She wanted to see for herself how she wasn't a girl!

First photo: Upper body front view of Xia Yao and Nightingale!

Xia Yao: (Y)
Nightingale: |||

Second photo: Upper body side view!

Xia Yao: (|
Nightingale: ||

Nightingale was puzzled: "What's wrong with this? Is there a problem? They're just normal photos! Where's the evidence?"

Jiangnan: "Such obvious evidence and you can't see it? Keep looking!"

He swiped the album to the next photo!

Upper body front view of Xia Yao and Jiangnan!

Xia Yao: (Y)
Jiangnan: |||

Second photo: Upper body side view!

Xia Yao: (|
Jiangnan: ||

Nightingale was still confused. What's the matter?

Aren't they just photos?

Jiangnan: "So here's the question! Among these four photos, what difference is there between you and me?"

"Where's your evidence that you're a girl?"

Xia Yao: "Hahahahahaha!"

ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ૂ๑)

Zhong Yingxue bit her lower lip tightly, her shoulders shaking uncontrollably, her pretty face flushed red from holding back laughter: "Puhu~ I... I'll go clean the rooms!"

Nightingale: !!!

You can't do this to me!

Evidence? Where am I supposed to find evidence?!

Do you want me to show it to you?

Ahhhhh!

Why is this so infuriating!

But she felt that what Jiangnan said actually made a bit of sense!

Could I really... really be a boy?

This... this can't be right, right?

[From Nightingale: Resentment Value +1000!]

[From Nightingale...]

She directly called the Secretary-General's number: "Hello? Secretary-General?"

"What's the matter?"

"Can I chop Jiangnan to death?"

"Click~"

[From Yang Jian: Resentment Value +1000!]

Nightingale's eyes were shooting flames: "I'll live on the first floor! Right next to your room, Gege!"

"I'll protect you every step of the way! Just you wait!"

This girl is going to go head-to-head with you!

Jiangnan grinned: "That's more like it! Little bro!"

[From Nightingale: Resentment Value +1000!]

Fuming, she ran outside, took a deep breath, and nervously made a phone call!

Nightingale: "Hey? Mom? What are you doing at home?"

Nightingale's Mom: "Cooking! What's up, my precious son? Is work hard?"

Nightingale: ???

Precious son?

Could it be... could it be?

"Mom... I... I should be a girl, right?"

Nightingale's Mom: (๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣

Nightingale: If you don't give me five stars, I'll die right in front of you!