Chapter 333: One Against a Hundred! Fierce! (Bonus Chapter!)
Besides Jiangnan, who else could it be?
That fool Ye Xinghe went into Yulong Ling Xu for 14 days without rest and only brought back two jin of soybeans!
Qi Yu lost everything to Jiangnan!
As for the others, initially they were robbed by Jiangnan!
Then they were stolen from by those damned Teletubbies!
Hardly any team still had goods on hand!
Even though the results hadn't been verified yet, all the contestants and audience already had a clear idea!
The championship of this All-Star Game was undoubtedly Jiangnan's!
“Guess how many Spirit Beads Southern God got?”
“Must be at least 300, right?”
Qi Yu’s face darkened: “Bullshit! Just mine alone were over 200!”
“So 500?”
“Sigh~ Could it be?”
Guo Guo started crying: “Everyone has that many? Then how are we supposed to show our dozen or so?”
Qin Shou: “Don’t worry! There’s someone who’s left with nothing but their shorts, right?”
“Creak!”
[From Chu Tianba: Resentment +1000!]
At this moment, the audience outside the venue couldn’t wait to see the results.
In previous years, breaking a hundred Spirit Beads was already insane.
But the overall level of this year’s contestants far surpassed past years.
Not to mention there were two Gold ranks, and Jiangnan was a freak like no other.
Mo Ling smiled: “Why is everyone looking at Southern God? Looks like he had a good harvest on the hunting operation, huh?”
Jiangnan, surprised: “Are they looking at me just because of my dashing good looks?”
“What does that have to do with the harvest?”
Mo Ling: (^_^.)
(Tactical awkwardness!)
As a professional host and a lively girl,
She would never curse!
Unless she couldn’t help it!
[From Mo Ling: Resentment +666!]
“Hehe~ Southern God really is humorous!”
“Well then, come on up? Lingling is really looking forward to how much Southern God got!”
Jiangnan scratched his head with a shy smile and walked up on stage.
Yu Qingqing leaned in curiously: “Snowy, how many Spirit Beads did you guys actually get?”
Zhong Yingxue looked confused: “I don’t know…”
Xia Yao: “Who the hell would remember that?”
Over the past half month, Jiangnan had just been stuffing them into his pocket; even he probably didn’t know how many he’d collected.
Yu Qingqing was stunned. They didn’t even remember how many they got?
This…
At that moment, Jiangnan, now on stage, directly took out Qi Yu’s 200-plus Spirit Beads.
Just that one bag made everyone’s hearts tremble.
Qi Yu’s face was mournful, his heart bleeding.
Then he took out the 200-plus he had stolen from Ye Xinghe.
Two big bags placed on the table; the entire venue fell dead silent.
This alone was already terrifying enough!
But Jiangnan’s hand kept digging into the Alternate Dimension?
There were more?
“Thud!”
Another bag of Spirit Beads was thrown onto the table by Jiangnan.
Those were the 200 from the pig slaughter.
Mo Ling stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to say anymore.
500 had underestimated Jiangnan!
He pulled out over 600 right off the bat?
Chen Xuan also swallowed his saliva. In all the years he had hosted the All-Star Game, this was the first time he’d seen something like this!
“Is there more?”
Jiangnan smiled shyly: “That’s about it.”
Chen Xuan: ???
What the hell does “about it” mean?
“Take it all out; we’re not going to steal from you!”
“The results need to be recorded truthfully!”
Jiangnan reluctantly said: “Alright then!”
It wasn’t that Jiangnan didn’t want to take them out; it was that the rest…
Really couldn’t be shown in public!
Jiangnan then pulled a black leather suitcase out of the Alternate Dimension and put it on the table.
At that moment, both inside and outside the venue, everyone’s minds buzzed!
“A suitcase? It’s actually a damn suitcase? That’s going too far!”
“Why didn’t you use a snake-skin bag? Damn it!”
“It can’t be all full, can it?”
“Do you think Gold-rank Spirit Beads are like glass beads? A whole suitcase?”
Before anyone could finish discussing, Jiangnan opened the suitcase lid.
Inside were nearly 30 small bags, with over 50 loose Spirit Beads scattered in the corners.
Chen Xuan: “Oh my god!”
Even though Brother Xuan had seen big scenes, he still couldn’t help cursing!
Mo Ling: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
In an instant, the entire venue exploded. The contestants’ eyes all turned red!
“Holy shit! That gray little bag is mine! My girlfriend embroidered my name on it!”
“That white one is mine!”
“The one with the bow is mine!”
Su Die: “The pink little bag was with me all the time, placed against my chest! A few days ago, some Teletubbies…”
Jiangnan wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, looking guilty.
But he still put his hands on his hips: “You’re all wrong! They’re all mine!”
The venue fell so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Dozens of murderous looks shot at Jiangnan like knives.
This guy was the Teletubby bandit!
Chu Tianba exploded: “Jiangnan! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you!”
“Damn Teletubbies! Go to hell!”
“I knew it! You bastard!”
“I said that pot looked familiar! Aaaaah!”
“I #$*$#$#*##*#哔哔哔!”
“Pfft! Robbing and stealing! You’re not human!”
[From Chu Tianba: Resentment +1000!]
[From Su Die…]
The resentment list scrolled like crazy.
In an instant, more than half of the contestants turned into hysterical fishwives, spitting everywhere, cursing in the streets.
As a result, after this segment was broadcast, the whole show was filled with “BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!” sounds—nothing else could be heard.
Jiangnan glared: “Oh yeah? You all feeling tough now?”
“If you’ve got the guts, come hit me! I know you can’t beat me!”
“If you’ve got the guts, come curse me! I know you can’t out-curse me!”
“I just love seeing you guys unable to beat me or out-curse me!”
“I~%?…;# *’ ☆℃$︿★! Neh neh neh~ Blah blah blah! Hahahaha!”
(๑ớ₃ờ)~ Neh neh!
The situation got out of control.
Jiangnan stood on the stage with his hands on his hips, spittle flying as he debated a hundred contestants single-handedly, not backing down!
One against a hundred!
Feeling the pressure, Jiangnan took a forward step and stood on the lectern, pulling out a megaphone to yell back at them.
His arrogant laughter echoed through the venue.
Chen Xuan was completely dumbfounded.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What the hell am I doing right now?
Hey hey hey! This is the National All-Star Game venue!
What are you people doing here?
Jiangnan! Don’t stand on my table and curse!
You’re stepping on my hand!
[From Chen Xuan: Resentment +1000!]
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao covered their faces and moved aside.
Xiao Nan!
You’re amazing!
Well… in every sense of the word.
Mo Ling’s expression right now: (≖_≖)
Is this really the All-Star Award Ceremony?
Can this even be broadcast?
The whole country is watching!
At this moment!
“Ah! Let me go! I need to fight him!”
“Don’t stop me! I’ll tear him apart!”
“Calm down! You can’t beat him!”
“I… I… Then I’ll spit him to death!”
“Don’t be impulsive! You can’t out-talk him!”
“Quick! Someone! Someone fainted from anger!”
“Brother! Wake up! Stop foaming at the mouth!”
Right then, the news media went crazy.
This scene was once in a century!
Definitely front-page news!
Chen Xuan saw that if he didn’t control this soon, something big would happen.
What exactly did Jiangnan do in Yulong Ling Xu that caused such outrage?
Heaven’s abomination!
“Silence! From my understanding, Jiangnan did not violate any competition rules during the event!”
“His results are valid!”
The contestants, though furious enough to roll their eyes, could only grit their teeth and swallow the bitterness.
Jiangnan grinned upon hearing this: “See? President Chen understands reason! He gets me!”
Chen Xuan: “Mm. But can you lift your foot first?”
“Uh… Sorry about that. I was too excited just now and didn’t notice.”
[From Chen Xuan: Resentment +1000!]
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Author’s note: