# Chapter 324: God Nan Is So Nice! (Bonus Chapter!)
It's way too hard trying to be an emotionless tool man!
Ning Youyou burped again!
Four whole hours had passed! She'd eaten eight cherries! Four jars of the "source of all evil"!
Slaughtered 300 pigs!
Her little belly was bulging!
Her arms were so sore she couldn't lift them anymore!
"Burp~"
(=̴̶̷̤̄ᯅ=̴̶̷̤̄)
"God Nan! Please spare the piggies! I really can't eat anymore!"
At this moment, the Steel-Tusked Porcupine herd was in a state of extreme panic!
That forest was way too terrifying!
300 of their brothers charged in and never came out!
So terrifying!
Jiangnan rubbed his chin, counted on his fingers, and shuddered violently!
Counting the initial ones, Ning Youyou had already eaten nine Lucky Little Cherries!
Afraid of side effects flaring up, Jiangnan made her eat one every thirty minutes!
The accumulation...
Jiangnan couldn't help but swallow his saliva: "Youyou! Are you happy?"
Ning Youyou looked at Jiangnan with a scared expression: "Ha...happy!"
Jiangnan smiled even brighter: "Then how about I send you back?"
Ning Youyou's eyes lit up: "Really?"
"Is my work shift over?"
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were covering their faces on the side!
A sense of guilt for tricking an adorable little girl surged up!
They watched as Jiangnan took 100 of the 300 Spirit Beads he'd obtained and stuffed them into her hands!
"Here! This is your wages! Take them back!"
"Don't worry! No one dares to rob you! I've got your back!"
Ning Youyou stared at the Spirit Beads shimmering with spiritual light in her hands, her big eyes filled with shock!
"Th...these are all for me?"
Wow!
She'd never seen this many Gold-rank Spirit Beads in her entire life!
Working hard with her team for eight or nine days, they only earned over a dozen!
But now, following God Nan out for just half a day, she'd gotten this many!
It was like a dream!
Jiangnan smiled warmly: "Of course they're for you! You earned them!"
Ning Youyou's big eyes glistened with tears: "God Nan! You're so nice!"
All her previous impressions were wrong!
God Nan really was a good person!
"Yeah! Praise me more!"
Ning Youyou sweetly smiled: "God Nan is the best, the most handsome, the cutest!"
Jiangnan patted her little head: "Hehe! Good girl!"
Beside them, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao felt their consciences being whipped thousands of times!
Xiao Nan! Can you please just be a decent person?
Silly girl, stop praising Xiao Nan!
He's a bad guy!
Those 100 Spirit Beads were bought with the happiness of your future life!
Jiangnan gave Ning Youyou another Lucky Little Cherry to prevent an outbreak on the way!
Then he sped off, heading straight for where Wang Yan and the others were!
He absolutely couldn't let this backfire on him, or someone would die!
...
At this moment, Wang Yan and the others had teamed up with the Star Dream Squad!
In one afternoon, they'd killed three Gold-rank bosses and gained a decent haul!
Before they could celebrate!
They saw Jiangnan princess-carrying Ning Youyou, not daring to get too close, as if holding a ticking time bomb, running over!
Ning Youyou's pretty face blushed, her heart pounding!
Wow! God Nan was so thoughtful!
Was he carrying her all the way because he saw she was tired?
As soon as Wang Yan, Li Xingmeng, and the others saw it was Jiangnan, they almost cried!
Only one afternoon had passed, and he was here to rob them again?
Have some shame!
But all seven of them neatly dropped to the ground, covering their heads, and presented the three Spirit Beads they'd just farmed!
"Thank you, God Nan, for taking time out of your busy schedule to come rob us again! We are eternally grateful!"
Busy schedule?
You're not busy at all!
How many times a day are you going to rob us?
Damn it!
[From Wang Yan, Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Li Xingmeng, Resentment Value +1001!]
[...]
Jiangnan grinned: "Not robbing this time! I'm returning Youyou to you!"
"I'll have your backs from now on!"
"Don't come to me for small stuff! Can't handle big stuff!"
Wang Yan and the others blinked. What's going on? Not robbing? Having their backs?
Has a dead tree blossomed? A toad flown to heaven?
Of course we won't come to you for small stuff!
As for big stuff... if you can't handle it, why even say anything?
So basically, not coming to you is the right move? Is that how you "have someone's back"?
[From Wang Yan...]
[From Mu Qing...]
Jiangnan set Ning Youyou down and stuffed ten Vitality Ginsengs into her hand.
His expression was serious: "If you ever face a life-or-death crisis, eat these, understand? They're life-saving items!"
Ning Youyou smiled sweetly: "I'll listen to you!"
Seeing her smiling face, Jiangnan felt a pang of guilt!
He stuffed another ten Ginsengs into her hand!
Then he grabbed Zhong Yingxue and the others and ran far, far away!
Wang Yan and his crew were bewildered. He really didn't rob them?
And delivered Youyou back safe and sound?
Could God Nan really be that kind-hearted?
Ning Youyou beamed, jogging toward the crowd!
"Look what I brought back!"
Just two steps in, her foot caught on a branch, and she fell flat on her face!
She scrambled up, her dusty little face bright red!
So embarrassing!
But she kept running toward them. Two steps later, she tripped over her untied shoelace!
And fell flat on her face again!
Wang Yan: ???
Mu Qing: ???
What's wrong with her? Can't she even walk anymore? What kind of terrible thing did God Nan do to Youyou?
Getting up, Ning Youyou's face was even redder. She took one step and her left foot tripped over her right foot, falling again!
Wang Yan and the others: ...
Ning Youyou sat on the ground, face completely red: "You'd better come over here and see!"
500 meters away, on a tree!
Jiangnan, the four of them, and the kid were crouched on a branch, five little heads stacked in a row, peeking!
Xia Yao swallowed her saliva: "Is it starting?"
Jiangnan checked the time: "It's starting!"
That was the cumulative effect of ten Lucky Little Cherries!
God knows how unlucky she'd be!
Zhong Yingxue: "I feel my conscience being tormented!"
Xia Yao: "Me too!"
Jiangnan: "It's fine! Do enough bad things and your conscience stops bothering you!"
???
Why does this feel wrong?
But it sounds so reasonable!
The crowd surrounded Ning Youyou, all curious.
Ning Youyou opened her backpack, looking proud!
"Look!"
The light from 100 Spirit Beads practically blinded everyone!
"Good heavens! Did you guys wipe out an entire clan?"
"So many? How many points is that? Probably close to what Ye Xinghe and the others have?"
"Scary! God Nan gave them to you? How many people did he screw over?"
Mu Qing nervously asked: "Youyou! What did that bastard Nan do to you? Why'd he give you so many Spirit Beads?"
"Did he..."
Ning Youyou pouted: "No way! God Nan was super nice to me! These are my wages for being his tool man!"
"It's all your fault for teaching me those things! I was so embarrassed!"
Mu Qing was stunned: "What did you guys do?"
Ning Youyou grinned: "We killed pigs! 300 of them!"
"I was awesome! God Nan gave me some kind of delicious food, and my Gifted Spiritual Art hit every single time!"
The whole group was dumbfounded. What kind of food could make Ning Youyou hit every time?
Killed 300 pigs?
Slaughtered 300 Gold-rank spirit beasts in one afternoon?
Are you two even human?
Wang Yan noticed the Golden Durian in Ning Youyou's backpack and asked curiously: "What's this?"
Ning Youyou: "Oh! That? God Nan said it's a durian!"
"He gave me something that restores spiritual energy. It's yellow and stinky!"
"God Nan said it's durian pulp! But I think it's poop!"
"I'm full from eating it!"
At this point, Ning Youyou looked a bit aggrieved. Everyone was shocked!
What?
He fed you what?
Ning Youyou reached into the backpack, pulled out the Golden Durian, and placed it on the tree stump in front of her!
The moment the Golden Durian touched the stump...
The next second...
"Boom!"
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