Chapter 318: Oscillating Back and Forth! (Bonus Update!)

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# Chapter 318: Oscillating Back and Forth! (Bonus Update!)

At this moment, the live-stream barrage was still exploding!

"Watching that 47-second video gave me goosebumps!"
"So fierce!"
"So热血! I immediately crushed one of my own O's!"
"Bro upstairs! You already crushed one last time... Crushing another? You're unfilial!"
"Was Nan Shen protecting Mila? So awesome!"
"Can you still broadcast? I just want to know if Nan Shen is safe now!"
"Fighting against a Gold Seven... What do you think?"

And just then, the originally blacked-out live-stream screen cut back in!

For a moment, everyone's first reaction was to switch directly to Screen 001!

A burst of wild music came from the live room!

"Ah yo ray lay?"
"Yo~ cut~ nose~ so~ high?"
"Yo~ cut~ nose~ so~ ray! Dou! Har!"
"Deng deng deng deng deng! Deng deng deng deng deng!"

A song called "TOUChtheSky" blasted wildly through the massive car speakers!

An armored vehicle sped through the forest!

Jiangnan held a large stack of IOU slips, raising both hands high! Standing on top of the car, swaying along with the rhythm!

Xia Yao held little Mila, clapping along to the beat beside him!

Wu Liang took one look at how hyped things were and immediately got in the mood!

Opening his helmet visor, white light dazzled!

Closing it, the white light disappeared!

Turning himself into a human disco ball, flashing nonstop along with the beat!

The scene was nearly out of control!

Jiangnan put his hands on his hips: "Time to settle the debt!"

"Borrow well, repay well! Borrow again won't be hard!"

"Don't repay spirit beads? I'll beat you till you're crippled!"

Xia Yao: "Awoo!"

ꉂꉂ(ᵔεᵔ*)

At this moment, the live room completely exploded!

"???"

"Did we switch to the wrong screen?"

"Weren't you in a life-and-death struggle, fighting in blood? How did you take people to a group rave?"

"Nan Shen! Do you have to be this wild?"

"And bringing a flashing disco ball? What's inside that muscle guy wearing a helmet?"

"I'm so confused! Everybody dance now?"

"This savage? The music is so catchy! I can't stop shaking my leg!"

"Was that really Nan Shen we just saw?"

For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded?

Weren't you fighting in blood? Weren't you a warrior daddy?

Why, just a few hours later, were you raving on top of an armored vehicle?

Nan Shen! Your flower hands are spinning so smoothly!

"And here we were worried about you! Give me back my tears!"

"Phew~ Glad you're okay!"

"Pfft hahaha! Looks like we don't need to guess the result! Nan Shen won!"

"Gold Seven... How did he win?"

The All-Star match resumed broadcasting, everything normal, as if nothing had happened!

The only difference was that Tianxin Squad's Lu Yao had disappeared!

The official explanation was severe injury from a spirit beast attack, forcing withdrawal!

Gotta say, the flashing white light following the rhythm really gave Jiangnan a good vibe!

Wu Liang had some ideas, huh!

Not bad, not bad!

But the next moment, Jiangnan's body stiffened!

"If you're here being a disco ball, who's driving?"

Wu Liang said matter-of-factly: "Sister Xue!"

Jiangnan: !!!

Cold sweat instantly dripped down his forehead!

Xia Yao's face turned pale in an instant!

Over, over, over!

Zhong Yingxue was sitting in the driver's seat, looking down at the pedals below!

"Hmm~ Which one is the brake?"

"This one?"

"Vroom~"

Full throttle! Black smoke billowing!

The armored vehicle crashed through bushes, speeding wildly!

Scared Jiangnan into immediately hugging Xia Yao and Mila!

"Snowy! There's a cliff ahead! A cliff! Brake!"

Zhong Yingxue said anxiously: "I'm already stepping on it!"

"Is it not stepping hard enough?"

"Vroom vroom vroom~"

RPMs straight to the redline! Flooring it! Exhaust pipe spitting fire!

Jiangnan: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭

"Heh... Life! How fleeting it is!"

Xia Yao covered her face!

As for Wu Liang, he put his helmet visor down!

Yeah, I've already given up struggling!

At this moment, below the cliff, the Qinling Squad, three girls were starting a fire!

"Doudou, did you hear an engine sound?"

"Engine? No? This is Yulong Spirit Ruins, how could there be an engine sound?"

"Hmm~ Did I hear wrong?"

"But there really is one!"

Just as the three were discussing, water splashed in the nearby stream!

A girl named Hua Ling, wearing a bikini, holding a huge fish over ten pounds, laughed happily: "Look what I caught!"

At this moment, the three girls' mouths hung wide open, utterly shocked!

Hua Ling was stunned: "It's just a fish! No need to react like that!"

The three girls got anxious!

"No! Not that! Above! Above!"

An armored vehicle burst out of the cliff, plummeting wildly amidst screams!

Hua Ling: ???

"Boom!"

The armored vehicle nosedived into the river channel, splashing large amounts of mud and water, then exploded!

In the midst of flames!

Jiangnan, the four of them plus the kid, landed smoothly!

Didn't even look back!

Heh! Real men never look back at explosions!

"Qinling Squad? Where's Hua Ling? I've come for the spirit beads!"

The three including Doudou were completely stunned!

Nan... Nan Shen?

What kind of crazy, cool, domineering entrance was this!

Even debt collectors are this awesome now?

The car is blown up!

"Hua Ling... Hua Ling is behind you..."

Jiangnan turned around, his body stiffening!

Hua Ling had been dyed into a mud figure, the big fish she was holding had also escaped!

The armored vehicle beside her had exploded into pieces, burning fiercely nearby!

She was completely petrified!

[From Hua Ling's Resentment Value +1000!]

Why did the beautiful atmosphere just now get completely ruined!

Nan Shen! Are you doing this on purpose?

"You owe me a fish!"

Zhong Yingxue's pretty face turned red!

Jiangnan coughed lightly: "What fish? You're talking nonsense!"

"I'm here for the spirit beads, two Gold Three Star Spirit Beads!"

Saying that, he pulled out the IOUs and waved them in front of Hua Ling!

Hua Ling looked wary, then smiled: "Sorry, we haven't beaten any spirit beads yet!"

"Not even one!"

Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: "You trying to welch?"

Hua Ling laughed: "I don't need to lie to you. I'd never do something like welching!"

"I'll definitely give you the spirit beads! Just haven't gotten any yet! Why don't we team up?"

"Other teams are already grouping up to beat spirit beasts, great harvest! If we beat them together, how about a 60-40 split?"

"Your share can cover the debt! What do you think?"

Hua Ling knew how strong Jiangnan's team was!

Cooperating with them would bring many benefits!

Jiangnan grinned: "Sounds good, sounds good!"

Hua Ling's eyes flashed with surprise, she didn't expect Jiangnan to agree so easily?

Xia Yao: "Xiao Nan! Are you stupid? How could they not have beaten any spirit beads!"

Jiangnan: "It sounds reasonable! But I don't want to cooperate anymore. Give me the spirit beads!"

"If you don't, I'll just take them!"

Hua Ling stepped back two paces, highly alert, then said stubbornly: "You can try!"

With that, her body suddenly enlarged, becoming a female giant over 20 meters tall!

Even half a head taller than the cliff! Overwhelming pressure!

For a moment, Jiangnan felt like he was watching Attack on Titan!

Except Hua Ling was much prettier than the female titans in there!

Slurp~

So nice!

Jiangnan stepped back two paces: "I thought about it. Let's cooperate after all!"

Hua Ling puffed up with pride. Scared, huh?

"Hmph! That's more like it!"

So she returned to normal size!

Xia Yao: "Xiao Nan! We can't compromise! You can't be afraid!"

Jiangnan rubbed his chin: "Makes sense. I still want to try taking them!"

Hua Ling glared, transforming into a female giant again!

"Try it and see?"

Jiangnan: ٩(º﹃º٩)

"Um... Let's cooperate then!"

Hua Ling reverted to normal size: "That's right!"

Jiangnan frowned: "But that makes me look unmanly!"

Xia Yao: "Yeah, yeah!"

Hua Ling enlarged again: "You sure you want to fight?"

Jiangnan: "Forget it. Let's keep the peace!"

Hua Ling returned to normal state again, she was about to break down!

Do you want to cooperate or not? Why are you so indecisive?

Can you stop oscillating back and forth?

I'm really tired of changing size over and over!

At this moment, Wu Liang watched Jiangnan and Xia Yao playing off each other, his expression gradually turning horrified!

These two! Definitely up to no good!

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