Chapter 315: Your Math Is Really Good

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# Chapter 315: Your Math Is Really Good

What do you mean, not fighting anymore?

You say stop and it stops?

That's way too willful!

I flew all the way from Eagle Country, planned a whole bunch of stuff!

I came here to fight you to the death!

I just activated my ultimate! And now you don't want to play?

"Why should I! Get back here!"

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Jiangnan looked at the Shadow Demon like he was an idiot.

"I can't win! So why would I keep fighting?"

Shadow Demon: "I... I..."

He couldn't say a single word!

What you said actually makes a lot of sense!

I'm speechless!

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The Shadow Demon snarled, "Now! It's not up to you! I..."

Before he could finish!

Jiangnan walked to a flat open space, kicked away scattered stones!

Then he pulled out a Vendor Cloth and spread it out!

He sat down on a Small Stool!

Shadow Demon: ???

At this moment, not only was the Shadow Demon confused!

Even Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were dumbfounded!

Hey hey hey! Xiao Nan!

Are you kidding me!

You're in the middle of a fight, a life-or-death struggle!

Why would you suddenly decide to set up a stall! At least pick the right occasion!

Leng Yan's head was buzzing too!

She had heard before that Jiangnan had this hobby of setting up stalls!

She thought it was a rumor!

But it turned out to be true? And aren't we about to be wiped out here?

Is this really okay?

Jiangnan got into position, then pulled Xiao Mila out from behind him!

And plopped her onto the Vendor Cloth!

Xiao Mila blinked her big eyes: "Yiya?"

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Mila tilted her head in confusion!

"Name your price! How much?"

Shadow Demon: ???

I can't even keep up with the leaps in your thinking right now!

How did we get to setting up a stall?

Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao nearly spat blood!

Xiao Nan!

Could you show a little shame, please!

Where's your bottom line?

Are you planning to sell the baby?

No! How can you bear to do that!

You swore you'd protect her even if you died!

And now you're putting her on the Vendor Cloth?

But little Mila had no idea she was about to be sold!

She was happily reaching out for Jiangnan to hold her!

"Yiya~ yiya~ hehehe~"

Seeing Mila like this!

Even if Jiangnan sold her, she'd definitely help him count the money!

Sheet by sheet!

Jiangnan said impatiently, "What's up, brother? Name a price? Let me see how big the profit is! If it's good, I might even give you a discount!"

Shadow Demon: !!!

"Why should I pay you? Isn't it better for me to just take her?"

And a discount?

I don't want any!

Jiangnan rolled his eyes. "Fighting and killing is terrible!"

"How about we make a deal? You give me money! I'll be responsible for getting you out safely! Full escort service, one-stop!"

Shadow Demon: ???

Who was it that just said he had to kill me today?

The moment you realize you can't win, you don't want to fight anymore?

That's way too fast a change of face!

No!

You don't even have a face to begin with!

But the Shadow Demon was indeed tempted by the conditions. With Jiangnan's cooperation,

getting out would be much easier and the risk much lower!

But he still needed to keep control in his own hands!

So he walked over to the Vendor Cloth and sneered, "How much do you want?"

Jiangnan suppressed his wildly beating heart and grinned. "100 billion USD!"

Hearing this, the Shadow Demon started bleeding from his pores!

He nearly collapsed on the spot!

100 billion? And USD?

Sure, you're handsome!

But your dreams are even more beautiful!

Even in your wildest dreams, you wouldn't dare think like that!

You're just stalling for time here, waiting for those three minutes to pass, aren't you?

But the Shadow Demon frowned, hesitated, and gritted his teeth. "Can you make it cheaper? Didn't you say you'd give a discount?"

Jiangnan's eyes lit up. "Damn! I just said that offhand! You're actually going to pay? Dracula is really rich!"

"Discount! Of course I'll give you a discount!"

"Let me think! How much of a discount should I give you?"

[From Lu Yao?'s Resentment Value +1000!]

Damn you!

Offhand?

You sure can talk!

But inside, he sneered. His body sank slightly, every muscle tensed to the max!

Jiangnan smiled brilliantly. "I'll give you a 207% discount!"

The Shadow Demon's mind went blank for a moment!

I've heard of 20% off! 5% off!

What kind of discount is a 207% discount?

But the Shadow Demon had no intention of wasting time with Jiangnan anymore!

As long as he had the host body in his hands, as long as Jiangnan didn't want to die,

he could make Jiangnan do whatever he wanted!

In that instant, his body shot up like a cheetah!

Turning his fist into a blade, he viciously aimed for Jiangnan's head!

Meanwhile, his other hand had already grabbed Mila's arm!

Success!

But Jiangnan smiled!

A brilliant smile!

"Sorry! This place... is already my territory!"

As long as you're on the Vendor Cloth,

Jiangnan calls the shots!

And at this moment, the Shadow Demon had already stepped onto the Vendor Cloth with one foot!

His descending fist was caught by Jiangnan's single hand, completely unharmed!

The Shadow Demon's eyes nearly burst from their sockets!

Before he could even process what was happening, Jiangnan pulled him completely into the Vendor Cloth!

And pinned him down!

"Slap!"

A huge slap sent half of the Shadow Demon's teeth flying!

His head was buzzing!

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What the hell! I'm Platinum rank!

How did I get pinned down and slapped?

Just as he was about to unleash his power,

he was horrified to discover that all his abilities were completely useless on this Vendor Cloth!

Jiangnan directly straddled the Shadow Demon!

A demonic smile spread across his face!

He raised his fists and started pounding the Shadow Demon mercilessly!

Beating him with all his might!

Zhong Yingxue: (°口°๑)

Xia Yao: (꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)

Leng Yan: "(ºロº*)

Wu Liang: ...still unconscious from fainting!

No way! Are we seeing things?

The one being ridden and brutally beaten, already kicking his legs, is a Platinum Three?

Is this for real?

Did Xiao Nan buy a membership? Or did he spend some cash?

What's happening?

The scene before their eyes left everyone unable to think!

Jiangnan beat him relentlessly!

Did I pay my stall fee for nothing?

All that money I earned was stolen by the system!

So what if I turn on my ultimate?

It feels great!

If I'd known you could reach Platinum,

I would have found a way to trick you onto the Vendor Cloth earlier!

I didn't want to expose this trump card!

But now that Wu Liang's shiny bald head is so bright, the Heavenly Eye can't see a thing!

What does Jiangnan have to fear?

"Huh? Didn't you want a discount?"

"I'll give your hip joint a discount!"

"Oww!"

[From Lu Yao?'s Resentment Value +1000!]

"All your arms and legs get a discount!"

"Owwwah!"

[From Lu Yao?'s Resentment Value +1000!]

"Every single rib gets a discount!"

The Shadow Demon was crying. "Oww! Oww! Stop! Stop! No! I don't want a discount anymore!"

[From...]

Now he understood what Jiangnan meant by a 207% discount!

Break every bone in the body?

You're really good at doing business!

And doesn't the human body only have 206 bones?

Jiangnan glared. "How can that be? I promised a full one-stop service!"

"Brother! Don't be polite with me! No matter what, I have to give you this discount!"

"Thump thump thump..."

After the 206 discounts, the Shadow Demon's screams sounded like a pig being slaughtered, his voice completely hoarse!

Jiangnan was sweating from the exertion!

Then he stood up and delivered a massive hammer blow—right to the Shadow Demon's crotch!

"Last discount! I'll break your mojo! Perfect!"

Shadow Demon: Pfft!!!

[From Lu Yao?'s Resentment Value +1000!]

So that's how you calculate 207?

Your math is really good!

Is there actually a bone there?

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

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