Chapter 302: Hit Me! Just Hit Me!

Chapter 302: Hit Me! Just Hit Me!

On top of a giant redwood tree!
Jiang Nan and the others crouched on a branch, gasping for breath, looking as if they had just survived a catastrophe!
The polar "yellow" bears stood at the edge of the snowfield, fuming with rage!
Yet they dared not step out of the snowfield!
Beyond the snowfield was no longer their territory!
The big snow bear was absolutely furious!
In all these years of snowball fights, they had never feared anyone, but today a human had actually changed their color!
Jiang Nan stood on the branch: "Nyah nyah nyah~"
The big snow bear's eyes bulged: "ROAR!"
(Ah man! Don't hold me back! I'm gonna eat him!)
A group of snow bears quickly pulled their big brother back!
They gestured to him!
Only then did the big snow bear remember that they had just encountered another group of humans!
Can't beat you? Then I'll go beat someone else!
So the group of snow bears turned back!

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On the other side, Li Jin and his team felt like all their bones were about to break!
They used every ounce of strength to crawl out of the snowdrift!
Just as they climbed out, the four of them froze stiff!
A group of polar yellow bears surrounded them, their bear faces twisted in fury!
Li Jin: ???
Three minutes later!
Staff members wearing white ghillie suits each carried a contestant whose face was swollen from snowballs...
They couldn't help but sigh: "That was way too fast..."
The Metal Frenzy team became the first to be eliminated!

Meanwhile, Jiang Nan's group was leisurely walking through the ancient forest!
They had absolutely no self-awareness of being the culprits!
Along the way, Jiang Nan was also looking for suitable hunting targets.
After all, almost a whole day had passed, and they still hadn't scored any kills!
If they kept living off their old gains, they'd eventually fall behind!
But along the way, most of the spirit beasts they encountered lived in groups!
That forced Jiang Nan to stay out of their way, with no chance to strike!
They could handle one or two, but if they got surrounded, it would be a total wipeout!
But finding a lone Gold-rank spirit beast wasn't that easy!

Night fell like water!
Jiang Nan and the others crouched at the entrance of a cave, each looking troubled and frustrated!
Outside lay a vast grassland, teeming with hundreds of Boxing Kangaroos!
They were all exceptionally large, their black fists like hammers!
Their muscles were like twisted steel cables!
Xia Yao pouted: "This is so hard! How are we supposed to fight them?"
Zhong Yingxue frowned: "Maybe we should switch targets? The Boxing Kangaroo's Charging Fist spiritual art is too powerful!"
Wu Liang covered his face: "Can't take it!"
Jiang Nan remained silent, staring at the Boxing Kangaroos foraging on the grassland.
He looked at the kangaroos, then at Wu Liang!
His eyes lit up: "I have a not-so-mature idea!"
Xia Yao was taken aback, then excitedly said: "Are you planning to turn into a kangaroo?"
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes!
Turn into a damn kangaroo?
His expression turned serious: "Big guy, whether we can be champions all depends on you!"
Wu Liang shuddered!
"Am I about to be set up again?"
Jiang Nan: "Be confident! Drop the 'about to'!"
Wu Liang: ???
"Come closer!"
[From Wu Liang: Resentment +333!]
He was almost in tears! But he still leaned in!
"Mumble mumble mumble mumble—mumble! Got it?"
Wu Liang's eyes lit up after hearing it: "Whoa? That works?"
Jiang Nan grinned: "Does it work?"
Wu Liang: "I think it does!"
The two were in sync!
They couldn't help but let out an "Ehehehe" laugh!
Even their expressions turned into manually typed laughter emoticons!
It gave people goosebumps!
Zhong Yingxue asked curiously: "What's the plan? Tell us too!"
Xia Yao also leaned in, wanting to hear!
Jiang Nan said mysteriously: "Not telling you two! Afraid you'll have a psychological burden!"
"When the plan fails, just run, got it? Don't worry about Wu Liang!"
Wu Liang: ???
As he spoke, he took little Mila out of his arms and handed her to Zhong Yingxue to hold.
He turned back: "Big guy! Got confidence?"
Wu Liang's face darkened: "I did, but now I don't!"
[From Wu Liang: Resentment +666!]
How can you discuss running away while I'm still here?!
Do you have to be so blatant about it?
Jiang Nan didn't care, dragging Wu Liang and sneaking toward the kangaroo group!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were extremely curious, quickly pulling out binoculars to observe!
Little Mila reached out her small hand: "Babbble~"
She wanted to see too!
In the grass as tall as a person, Jiang Nan and Wu Liang crawled all the way!
"Big guy, what about this one?"
About 400 meters ahead, a muscular Boxing Kangaroo was bent over, leisurely eating grass!
Wu Liang was a bit nervous: "I feel like this one can fight!"
Jiang Nan grinned: "It's settled! Let me aim!"
Wu Liang swallowed his saliva!
Jiang Nan made a small gesture with his hand, and a spatial wormhole opened instantly!
"Hurry! Now!"
Wu Liang took a deep breath and plunged straight in!
At the same time, above the pouch of that Boxing Kangaroo!
A shadow flashed and disappeared directly into the pouch!
Zhong Yingxue: ∑(°口°๑)
Xia Yao: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
Oh my...
Jiang Nan clenched his fist!
Success!
The Boxing Kangaroo suddenly straightened up, looking a bit dazed!
It lowered its head, opened its pouch to take a look, scratched its head, and then continued eating grass!
Inside the pouch, Wu Liang's heart was pounding in his throat!
He was stunned when he looked around!
Hey hey hey!
This kangaroo!
What are all these weird things in your pouch?!
It's all grass!
But there was no time to worry about that!
Wu Liang carefully crawled to the top of the pouch, poked his head out, and immediately used "Hit Me If You Dare" to lock onto three nearby kangaroos!
A red light flashed!
Then he quickly ducked back inside!
The next moment, those three locked-on kangaroos instantly bristled with anger! Their rage maxed out!
They charged straight at him!
Their iron fists broke the sound barrier!
One punch landed right on the grass-eating kangaroo's head, knocking it out clean and smooth!
The grass-eating kangaroo's brain was buzzing!
I was just eating grass, dammit!
Why are you hitting me?!
It tried to get up, but the three kangaroos charged at its pouch!
The grass-eating kangaroo exploded!
Not only do you hit me? You want to steal my grass too?!
It jumped up in fury!
Its two iron fists swung like hammers, wildly pummeling the three kangaroos!
Just like that, the grudge was set!
On the grassland, four Boxing Kangaroos went berserk, beating each other like crazy!
The fight was fierce; Jiang Nan felt like he was watching a live boxing match!
Three minutes later!
The grass-eating kangaroo was beaten to the brink of death, spitting blood!
Tears streaming down its face, its mental state shattered!
What am I even?
Just hit me! Hit me!
The other three were still relentlessly pummeling it!
Why were they hitting it?
Heh! It didn't matter at all!
It just felt satisfying!
Ah! So good!

Back in the cave, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were dumbfounded!
What kind of godly operation was this?!
Wait... was Wu Liang, hiding in the kangaroo's pouch, even still alive?!
Seeing that the time was right, Jiang Nan flung a Void Chain, wrapping it around the grass-eating kangaroo's tail, and teleported away with it!
In one breath, he returned to the cave!
"Snowy! Quick!"
Zhong Yingxue didn't hesitate; she raised her hand and blasted out a Cinder Fall!
Ending the poor kangaroo's life!
A Gold-rank four-star spirit bead was in hand!
At that moment, everyone's faces were beaming with excitement!
It actually worked!
And with practically no effort!
Xia Yao said excitedly: "Haha! Little Nan is amazing! How did you even come up with that?"
Zhong Yingxue gave Jiang Nan a thumbs-up: "Little Nan is awesome!"
Wu Liang struggled to climb out of the kangaroo pouch, covered in dry grass and hay!
His face was even darker!
"Does no one care about me at all..."