Chapter 300: Snowball Fight! (Third Update!)
At this very moment, the All-Star livestream chat was absolutely exploding!
"Pfft hahaha! What the hell, slipping and sliding like that is hilarious!"
"Absolutely legendary! How did Nan Shen even think of that! Haha!"
"Learned my lesson! Learned my lesson! Who knew moisture-proof mats could be used like this?"
"Haha! I wanna play this too! Looks so thrilling!"
"Heh... Nan Shen really came here on vacation after all!"
Before the viewers could even finish spamming these comments, the majestic avalanche had already begun!
"Avalanche? No way! Haha! Nan Shen is such a troll!"
"Is this the legendary 'I'll take my own path, leaving everyone else with nowhere to go'?"
"Haha! A lot of people got buried!"
"As expected, Nan Shen's moves never disappoint me! My membership subscription was totally worth it!"
Jiangnan led his team members all the way down the mountain sliding, moving at an incredible speed! Wind howled past their ears! They hadn't even noticed the avalanche behind them! After reaching the bottom, he turned around to look back.
"Hm? Where'd they all go?"
[From Wang Yan: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Chu Tianba...]
[From Su Die...]
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The snowfield was clad in silver, a vast expanse of white! Stepping onto the snow produced a "creak, creak" sound. Xia Yao had completely let loose, rolling around in the snow without a care!
"Hehe! It's snow! Snow!"
Zhong Yingxue also crouched down, tracing patterns with her fingertips, looking very satisfied!
"Hey! Xiao Nan!"
"Hm? What are you—"
"Bam!"
The moment Jiangnan turned his head, a snowball hit him square in the forehead! Snow covered his entire face!
Xia Yao: ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ૂ๑)༡
Jiangnan grinned: "Oh? Getting bold, are you?"
With that, he crouched down, packed a snowball, took aim at Xia Yao, and started pelting her wildly!
Xia Yao quickly dodged: "Xuexue! Big Guy! Come help me!"
Zhong Yingxue nodded excitedly and joined the fray! The two of them opened fire on Jiangnan! Wu Liang was behind them rolling snowballs, providing ammunition!
At first, Jiangnan could block the snowballs using spatial wormholes! But there were just too many! Xia Yao's arms were already swinging so fast they left afterimages! Zhong Yingxue even used her fire-based ability to melt the snowballs Jiangnan threw back at them! Jiangnan was getting pummeled single-handedly! In no time, he was turned into a Santa Claus by the snowballs!
Meanwhile, Wu Liang had surprisingly rolled a massive snowball a full meter in diameter! Xia Yao lifted it up and hurled it at Jiangnan! Jiangnan was just crouching there packing a snowball when he looked up and was completely dumbfounded.
What the hell? That's... substantial?
"Bam!"
The snowball buried Jiangnan completely. Xia Yao laughed her heart out!
Jiangnan instantly teleported behind Xia Yao, hooked her neck with an unstoppable move, and threw her down!
"Heh heh! Payback for hitting me!"
He grabbed the back of her collar and scooped up a handful of snow, stuffing it right down her neck!
"Ahhh~ Xiao Nan! It's freezing! So cold!"
Xia Yao shrieked, twisting and struggling frantically! Jiangnan kept grabbing snow and stuffing it in, cackling with pure mischief.
Xia Yao begged: "Stop! Don't stuff anymore! It's so cold, it's already melting! Xiao Nan, you're so mean!"
Then Jiangnan spun around and, amidst Zhong Yingxue's screams, tackled her to the ground! With both hands he scraped up snow and literally buried her alive. Soon her hair and cheeks were covered in snowflakes.
"Pfft~ bleh bleh! Got it in my mouth! Xiao Nan, you're terrible!"
On the snowy ground, the group was messing around together, laughter echoing without end.
Meanwhile, the livestream chat:
"Wow! Snowball fight! Nan Shen and the others are having so much fun!"
"I wanna play with them too!"
"Confirmed! They really came here to have fun! What about the competition? Where's the competition?"
"Shocking! Are snowball fights this brutal where you're from? Isn't it supposed to be one for one?"
"Nope! In the north, we tackle then bury, and stuff snow down the neck!"
"Whoa? That savage?"
Over on the other side, Wu Liang had silently rolled a massive snowball three meters in diameter! His face was full of excitement!
Jiangnan dashed over, hugged the huge snowball, and teleported away with it!
Wu Liang: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Jiangnan lifted the snowball, completely disproportionate to his own size, and burst out laughing!
"Scared?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
Xia Yao suddenly snapped to attention, pointing at Jiangnan with a terrified expression: "Xiao Nan! You... you..."
Zhong Yingxue's beautiful eyes widened, completely stunned!
Wu Liang's face turned pale: "Nan Nan Nan..."
Jiangnan said smugly: "Scared, huh? Hmph! Begging for mercy won't work, I'm telling you!"
Xia Yao panicked: "No! Xiao Nan, get out of the way!"
Jiangnan was puzzled, only to notice it was getting dark. He turned around and looked—
A huge snowball, over ten meters in diameter, was arcing through the air in a perfect parabola! Heading straight for him!
Jiangnan: ???
"BOOM!"
The snowball exploded, blasting a giant crater in the ground!
Jiangnan struggled to climb out of the pit, his whole body aching! He was almost crushed to death! He was completely dyed white!
What the hell?!
A fluffy polar snow bear was hiding behind a boulder! It was nearly 20 meters tall! A solid Gold-level 2-star spirit beast! And it was hiding? That tiny rock couldn't even begin to conceal its massive frame! Did it think it was still a baby?!
The polar snow bear poked its head out, stealing a glance at Jiangnan and the others. Its black bear eyes were full of expectation! Then they shifted to confusion!
Then its paw scooped up snow, forming another massive snowball ten meters across, which it grabbed and hurled at Jiangnan's group!
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn! Damn! Damn!
Does this thing want to have a snowball fight with us?!
But you're totally cheating!
A ten-meter snowball? Who can withstand that! A couple more hits and we'd be ascending to heaven!
"Big Guy!"
Wu Liang responded immediately, transforming into a massive black bear!
He raised his Bear King Shield!
"Boom!"
The snowball exploded, sending Wu Liang flying back over ten meters! Half his body went numb!
Everyone immediately entered combat mode. Nobody expected to encounter their first spirit beast in the Yulong Spirit Ruins this way!
Jiangnan snapped his fingers as he looked back.
"Void Black Hole!"
Instantly, space within a hundred-meter radius collapsed, condensing into a single black bead!
Jiangnan's lips curled into a mischievous grin.
Well well! You want to have a snowball fight with me, huh?
He hid the black bead inside a snowball, packed it tight, then ran forward two steps and hurled it with all his strength! That snowball made a piercing sound as it tore through the air!
The polar snow bear's eyes lit up!
Finally fighting back, huh?
But when it saw the incoming snowball... its bear face was full of contempt!
Tch~ Just that tiny little snowball?
You think you can insult me like that?
I won't even bother dodging!
"BOOM!"
The snowball slammed straight into the polar snow bear's face!
In an instant, the polar snow bear's head was buzzing!
The tremendous force blasted it backward over twenty meters! Its bear face was covered in blood, completely dizzy and disoriented!
Polar Snow Bear: ???
At that moment, the livestream chat exploded!
"Pfft hahaha! Nan Shen totally fooled it!"
"What kind of snowball is that? Too vicious!"
"I don't want to have a snowball fight with Nan Shen anymore! I'm afraid of getting crushed!"
"So cruel! The bear is so cute! Why did you hit it!"
——Author's Note:——