Chapter 296: I'm Tricking You! (Third Update!)
The contestants stared at the "Loan Application Form," completely petrified!
Holy crap!
Does it really have to be this seamless?
Now you have to apply and go through procedures just to write an IOU?
This is clearly just an excuse not to lend!
Playing the saint while acting like a jerk?
Jiangnan sneered.
Duh!
Want to get something for nothing?
Only I can take you for a ride! Don't even think about taking me!
Who knows if you'll ever pay me back?
Or if you'll die in the Lingxu?
Then who would I go to for the money?
After writing an IOU for four Gold Three Spirit Beads, Wang Yan left with a dark face.
Watching the Pop Rocks on the stall grow fewer and fewer,
how could the others sit still?
They all bled money to buy Pop Rocks!
If others used them and they didn't, they'd only fall further behind!
Jiangnan was forcing them to buy!
Yu Qingqing also came over: "Nan Shen! Four packs, I'll transfer you the money!"
"Ha, I forgot you're a little rich girl. Here you go~"
Leng Yan's eyes were full of hesitation, but she still stepped forward: "Nan Shen! Can you sell me one pack?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Sell! Why wouldn't I sell?"
Even the top-tier Qi Yu and Lu Yao couldn't resist.
Hua Ling bought two packs, but her gaze fell on the Hulk Brand Shorts on the stall.
"Nan Shen! This... how much is this?"
As she spoke, her earlobes reddened.
Wow! This is so embarrassing!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: "I've got to tell you all about this!"
"Hulk Brand Shorts!"
"Super elastic! Won't sag no matter what!"
"Gives you the most intimate, warmest care!"
"Wear them!"
"No more awkward battles!"
"You can grow to full size!"
"Take down your opponent easily!"
"Your figure will be absolutely explosive!"
"Big guy, give an 'Aha'!"
Just then, Wu Liang's expression turned stern, his eyes wide with rage. He stepped forward and roared, "AHA!"
"Rip!"
In an instant, rags and feathers flew everywhere as Wu Liang transformed into a seven-meter-tall giant black bear.
But the Hulk Brand Shorts held up perfectly!
Hua Ling: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
"Pfft..."
Fierce as it was,
the scene was way too eye-watering!
In that moment, many contestants' worldviews were utterly shattered.
Damn! You guys have been a team for a while, haven't you?
Why are you so practiced at this?
But the beast-transformation types couldn't sit still. These shorts were an absolute godsend!
Ye Xinghe's eyes lit up! He was extremely tempted!
He had always only done half-beast transformation before, never daring to fully transform.
How much strength he could exert depended entirely on how sturdy his shorts were.
He was always tiptoeing on the edge of splitting his pants!
If he could wear this divine artifact...
Jiangnan pulled out several bikini sets from the pile of shorts.
The bottoms had buttons.
And the tops were specially modified by Jiangnan from shorts.
"I knew you'd need these!"
"During the competition, I observed your measurements closely. My eyes were strained!"
"I stayed up all night to modify them for you. How can you bear not to buy them?"
Hua Ling: !!!
Hey hey hey!
Where exactly were you focusing your gaze during the match?
Eyeballing it? Shameless!
But when she looked at the size of the shorts, Hua Ling's face flushed even redder.
The fit was perfect!
She shot Jiangnan a fierce glare: "How much? I'll take ten!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: "Coming right up! Thirty thousand per set! Shorts are ten thousand each, take your pick!"
As soon as the price was announced, the beast-transformation types abandoned all pretense and rushed forward to choose.
Watching the money roll in, Jiangnan's heart bloomed with joy.
Chen Xuan watched this scene, his eyes vacant.
Was this really the Spirit Pool training ground of the All-Star Tournament?
It had turned into a massive clearance sale at a night market!
Why did the whole style change as soon as Jiangnan showed up?
Thirty packs of Pop Rocks were soon down to three bags.
Beside him, Chu Tianba was going crazy watching the last three packs.
He clenched his steel teeth.
But how could he swallow his pride?
If he went to buy, wouldn't that mean admitting defeat to Jiangnan?
Beside him, Su Die wheedled: "Ba! I want some!"
Chu Tianba took a deep breath: "Then do you listen to me?"
Su Die's eyes lit up: "I do! I'm obedient!"
"Good! Then we don't want any!"
Su Die: ???
"Ba! Which is more important, your realm or your face? Just go! They'll be gone soon!"
Chu Tianba's eyes were full of struggle. Seeing another pack disappear, he couldn't hold back any longer.
He stepped forward: "I'll take these two packs! Two million, I'll transfer you!"
As he reached for the Pop Rocks,
Jiangnan pushed his hand away: "These two packs aren't just two million."
Chu Tianba snarled: "Aren't they one hundred thousand per pack?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Brother, scarcity increases value! These are the last two packs!"
"I was planning to auction them off. Highest bidder wins!"
Chu Tianba curled his lip: "It's just money. How much do you want? I'll pay!"
Jiangnan smiled brightly: "I want one gold brick. The fifty-jin kind!"
The crowd's jaws dropped.
What a sky-high price!
A fifty-jin gold brick?
How much was that worth?
Chu Tianba: !!!
You sure know exactly what you want!
Isn't that the same one I gave you back at the research institute?
Chu Tianba fumed: "I feel like you're targeting me!"
Jiangnan smiled: "Be more confident. Take out 'feel like.'"
[Chu Tianba's Resentment +1000]
[Chu Tianba...]
But now that Jiangnan had him by the throat, Chu Tianba had no choice.
"Fine! I'll give it, okay?"
He pulled a large gold brick from his travel bag and handed it to Jiangnan.
He had originally brought it to show off, thinking it would be cool to smash someone with a fifty-jin gold brick.
But before he could even use it, Jiangnan had taken it back.
The contestants were dumbfounded.
Damn?
This guy carries a fifty-jin gold brick around? That's rich!
Chu Tianba snatched the Pop Rocks, his heart bleeding.
A Lamborghini was gone just like that!
"Don't be too cocky! You wait for me! Inside the Yulong Lingxu! Within three days, I'll cripple you!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes, treating Chu Tianba's words like a fart.
The crowd's eyes turned disappointed. Was it all sold out?
They regretted not buying sooner.
Just then, Jiangnan waved his hand, and another twenty packs of Pop Rocks landed on the stall.
"Don't leave so soon! There's more!"
The contestants' eyes lit up. More?
What was there to hesitate about now?
Chu Tianba stared at Jiangnan, his eyes about to spit fire.
"Didn't you say there were none left? That these were the last two packs?"
Jiangnan was stunned, looking at Chu Tianba like he was an idiot.
"You actually believed that?"
"I was tricking you!"
Chu Tianba exploded on the spot: "AHHHHH! I'll fucking..."
Was it really okay to say that so directly?
He couldn't hold back anymore!
At this moment, Chu Tianba's face was twisted with rage.
He stepped forward, raised his fist, and slammed it toward Jiangnan's head.
His punch was like a tiger's, his aura fierce and pressing!