Chapter 286: Hurting Each Other! I Don't Want Face Anymore! (Bonus Chapter!)
But could this make Xia Xiaonan feel discouraged?
Not at all!
This girl came here today precisely to pick up some girls!
So Xia Xiaonan started a wide-net strategy!
“Miss! Billions of stars can't compare to your smile! Care to dance?”
“Southern breeze blows for ten miles, but the spring wind pales next to you! Miss, want to dance?”
“Look into my eyes! See? There's no sea of stars there—you're all I see. Dance with me, sweetie?”
Weaving through the crowd of young ladies at the party, bombarding them with sweet talk!
Who wouldn't be moved?
Jiangnan's looks were a killing blow, alright?
At that moment, the male attendees at the party couldn't take it anymore!
Watching their team members blushing and flustered from Xia Xiaonan's flirting, they ground their teeth in hatred!
“Tch! Scumbag! Don't you have girls of your own? Why are you hitting on ours?”
“Exactly! Eating from your own bowl, but coveting what's in the pot!”
“Shameless! Even I get goosebumps hearing that pickup line! How can he say it with a straight face?”
“You're not leaving us any chance at all!”
“What's so great about being handsome? Can being handsome let you do whatever you want?”
“Yeah! He can!”
Behind them, Jiang Langmie's eyes could already kill people!
Don't use my face to hit on girls everywhere!
Damn!
The image of Southern God has completely collapsed, alright?
Though those girls were tempted, they all chickened out under Jiang Langmie's glare!
No one dared to accept the invitation.
At this point, Zhong Yingxue covered her face, utterly distressed.
And just then!
Right when Xia Xiaonan was about to go after the next girl,
A certain red-dressed girl, Leng Yan, walked over.
Her bright eyes held a hint of shyness: “Together? Southern God?”
Xia Xiaonan's eyes lit up. This was the chance! She nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
“Together! Let's go together!”
Leng Yan was also stunned. In their two encounters, Jiangnan had always ignored her.
Why the change today?
Could it really be that he was playing hard to get?
Regardless, it was a rare opportunity!
Leng Yan had no reason to refuse!
Xia Xiaonan and Leng Yan walked hand in hand to the center of the dance floor. Big hand holding small hand, one arm around the waist.
Their bodies pressed close as they began to waltz.
Jiang Langmie: !!!
Damn!
How could I forget about Leng Yan?
So Xia Xiaonan really did manage to catch a girl!
Xia Xiaonan smiled triumphantly and raised an eyebrow at Jiang Langmie.
Grinning, she let her hand on Leng Yan's waist start to wander.
Leng Yan's pretty face flushed. She looked up at Xia Xiaonan but didn't resist.
As time passed, Leng Yan's face grew redder, and her eyelashes trembled. “You're so bad~”
Xia Xiaonan: “Hehe~ The worse a man is, the more people like him, right?”
Jiang Langmie: “Pfft...”
Xia Yao!
What is your hand doing?!
This... I can't even watch this anymore, alright?
How are you even more skilled than me, for crying out loud?
Jiangnan was so mad he was rolling his eyes.
You want to play this game with me, huh?
You're embarrassing me, so I'll embarrass you too!
Come on!
Let's hurt each other!
I don't want face anymore!
Jiang Langmie went straight to the buffet table, grabbed a small cake and a sundae, and shoved them into her mouth.
One bite of cake, one swig of salty soda!
Her face was all messy.
It drew a lot of sideways glances.
“Has this girl been starving for a month?”
“Is she here just to freeload?”
“Such... such a bold way of eating!”
“Isn't she afraid of gaining weight?”
At that moment, Zhong Yingxue stood frozen.
Hey!
Yao Yao! Watch your image!
Your elegant lady image!
Jiang Langmie put down the soda, opened her little mouth.
“Burp~”
A super long burp!
Lasting a full three seconds!
Like the roar of an evil dragon!
It echoed across the dance floor.
For a moment, the entire dance floor fell silent. Countless eyes landed on Jiang Langmie, faces full of disbelief.
Zhong Yingxue nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood!
Yao Yao!
You're a girl!
You can't burp out loud!
At this point, Xia Xiaonan's face was black.
You're not retaliating like this, are you?
Don't use my face to burp in front of everyone!
This... I can't show my face anymore!
Unable to bear it, Xia Xiaonan doubled down on her efforts with Leng Yan, flirting wildly.
Jiang Langmie tilted her head back and bravely chugged a bottle of red wine, then tore off another chicken leg.
The two were locked in a battle of shame.
Let's see who can be more embarrassing!
Hmph!
Meanwhile, Zhong Yingxue, Wu Liang, and Ye Ye stood in a corner, each with three black lines on their forehead.
We don't know these two!
Really, we don't...
Jiang Langmie, having eaten her fill, cracked sunflower seeds with a black face, grinding her teeth in anger.
Not far away, Qi Yu of the Xiongfeng Team took a deep breath.
He stared at Jiang Langmie with a determined look. “I've made up my mind!”
A teammate beside him: “No way, Bro Qi! You're really going to ask Xia Yao to dance?”
“Think twice, think twice! That woman is here just to eat!”
“Right? She's already chugged 13 bottles of red wine...”
Qi Yu said firmly, “I like girls this bold!”
“How will I know if I don't try?”
With that, under the spotlight of everyone's attention, he walked up to Jiang Langmie.
Qi Yu stepped back, made two circles with his left hand, then pressed down on his tie.
After that, he knelt on one knee, bowed his head slightly.
And extended his right hand to Jiang Langmie.
A very gentlemanly invitation. For a moment, it caught everyone's attention.
“Whoa? Qi Yu's got guts! He's slapping Southern God in the face!”
“Such a big gesture? She'll have no excuse not to accept!”
“Tsk tsk tsk! Good move!”
“But man, Qi Yu is hardcore! He's daring to ask a girl who chugged 13 bottles of red wine to dance!”
Jiang Langmie stared at Qi Yu in shock.
This... is this really necessary?
But Qi Yu didn't get up.
Jiang Langmie hesitated.
Still, she placed her hand in Qi Yu's.
Then she opened it.
“Rustle rustle!”
Twenty or so sunflower seeds fell into Qi Yu's palm.
“Eat up! Don't be polite!”
“Next time you want seeds, just tell me. I'll share some. No need to kneel specially!”
Qi Yu: ???
Zhong Yingxue: “Pfft... hahahaha!”
She laughed so hard she held her stomach and crouched down.
[From Qi Yu: Resentment Value +1000!]
Staring at the twenty-plus sunflower seeds in his hand, he was completely dumbfounded.
I was being so formal!
Kneeling on one knee, giving a gentlemanly salute, and I stick out my hand... for sunflower seeds?!
What were you thinking?!
This move is going to kill me!
Ahhhhh!
So embarrassing!
At this point, many guests burst out laughing.
Qi Yu's teammates couldn't hold it in anymore.
“I can't! Hahaha! Screw the 'kneeling for sunflower seeds'!”
“And she didn't even give him many! Just a few!”
“Pfft hahaha! A man's knees have gold! But our Bro Qi's knees have sunflower seeds!”
“Smooth! So smooth! Haha!”
Qi Yu's face was bright red. He was stuck in this awkward situation!
He stuffed the sunflower seeds into his pocket and stubbornly extended his hand to Jiang Langmie again.
Jiang Langmie glared!
“Hey! Don't push it!”
“I've only got a handful left! You still want more?”
“No way!”
Qi Yu: “Pfft...”
[From Qi Yu: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
Are you deliberately messing with me?!
Who asked you for sunflower seeds?
Dance! I'm asking you to dance!
Zhong Yingxue laughed so hard she couldn't straighten up. “Why does this move feel so familiar?”
Wu Liang looked thoughtful. “Did Langmie catch Nan Ge's infection?”
At that moment, Xia Xiaonan's face was completely black.
So embarrassing!
I give up, alright?!
May I ask: Are you here to ask me for sunflower seeds?