Chapter 2810: I'll Only Be More Despicable ~ Hehehe ~
Right then and there, he built a void barrier in empty space, shook out the Vendor Cloth, and spread it flat on top!
Then he laid out all kinds of little gadgets and prizes on top!
He pulled out a Small Stool, and Jiangnan plopped his butt down!
He pulled out the War Horn:
Σ(((＞(°ꇴ°〃) “Ladies and gentlemen, take a look, take a gander! Nanshen's street stall is now open!”
“Brand new goods, a different kind of enjoyment, affordable prices, easy to use, not expensive! Let you have the exhilarating experience of dominating the battlefield, invincible under heaven!”
“Hey there, iron bro, don't you want some treasures to boost your strength, to earn the admiration of the younger generation in your clan, and the favor of the Starry Sky Goddess? The distance between you and victory is just one bottle of Dali!”
When the crowd saw this scene, they were instantly dumbfounded!
They all covered their faces: My youth is back! You can already go toe-to-toe with Star-Swallowing-level big shots, so why are you still setting up a street stall?
And you've brought it all the way to the pinnacle war of the entire starry sky?
This Nanshen really has a strange obsession with street vending!
But Liu Tie gritted his teeth: Street stall? Selling treasures to boost my strength?
There's definitely some huge trap in there somewhere!
(￢益￢ꐦ) “Bullshit! Would you be that kind-hearted? Ling Miao is one of your Carbon Alliance people, you didn't help her, but you're helping me?”
Jiangnan spread his hands: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ “I told you, I, Jiang Zhengyi, am the most reasonable person. I always help the side that's in the right, not the side I'm close to!”
“Even if Ling Miao is one of our own in the Carbon Alliance, I can't just help her win because of that, can I?”
“When your strength isn't enough, and you still covet a position that isn't yours, the only result is destruction. I can't harm her, right?”
Ling Miao didn't respond, just focused on fighting Liu Tie.
Liu Tie gritted his teeth. He knew how terrifying Dali was!
With his own physique, if he drank Dali, he could even withstand Ling Miao's attacks head-on!
That way, he could get close, and his chances of winning would increase!
But Liu Tie still didn't believe that Jiangnan would let Ling Miao lose just for money.
(︶益︶ꐦ) “It's definitely a trap! I'm not buying!”
However, Ling Miao spoke:
(∗❛ั～❛ั) “Nanshen! He won't buy, but I will! Give me one bottle! If I down a bottle of Dali, I'll beat the crap out of this grandson!”
“I'll transfer the money to you later! I won't shortchange you!”
Jiangnan cackled with joy:
(σ͡°̫͡°)σ “Hey, got it! Dali coming right up!”
Saying that, he picked up a bucket of Dali and was about to toss it to Ling Miao.
Liu Tie: !!!
He still had a chance of winning, but if Ling Miao got boosted, he'd surely lose!
(੭･ˇ益ˇ･)੭ “No! I'll buy! I'll buy! Sell it to me! I'll pay double her price! Don't sell to her!”
Ling Miao narrowed her eyes: (≖～≖ꐦ) “You think you're the only one with money? I have money too! I'll pay triple!”
“Fuck! Four times!”
“Tsk—five times!”
Liu Tie was getting anxious. If this kept up, there would be no end!
(ꐦஇ益இꐦ) “Jiangnan! I'll pay five times, and on top of that, I'll give you one-tenth of the slave races owned by my Metal Clan!”
“If you don't agree, I'll immediately order my men to kill those slaves!”
“And if I buy your goods, if you sell anything of yours to Ling Miao in this match, I'll immediately order the massacre of our clan's slaves!”
“Sell to me and you can save them. Just try supporting Ling Miao!”
Jiangnan's expression suddenly froze.
Ling Miao's face was ugly:
(￢益￢ꐦ) “Tsk—I could never do something as cruel as that!”
“I don't need Dali to beat you!”
Jiangnan sighed:
(◞‸◟) “Sorry, Ling Miao. I have to sell this Dali to Liu Tie. I can't turn a blind eye to those slaves.”
Liu Tie sneered and immediately ordered his people to send resources to humanity and hand over the slaves.
Although the price was hiked quite a bit, as long as he won this match, it would be 1.5 million points. Not a loss.
Jiangnan kept his promise and immediately tossed a bucket of authentic Dali 2.0 to Liu Tie.
A ruthless glint flashed in Liu Tie's eyes. Jiangnan couldn't have tampered with this. He paid for it, so why shouldn't he drink it?
He tilted his head back and downed a whole bucket, chugging it all.
Liu Tie's body strength surged crazily. His metal muscles bulged, and a dazzling light bloomed from the top of his head!
Feeling the explosive power surging within his body and the improvement in his physical fitness, a fierce light appeared in Liu Tie's eyes.
He let out a roar. Facing the Great Destruction Technique that Ling Miao hurled at him, he didn't dodge or evade, taking it head-on with his body!
“Boom!”
A light of destruction bloomed, but Liu Tie charged out with his red-hot metal body, full of momentum!
“It's useless! You can't hurt me anymore!”
Dragged by the metal force field, Liu Tie directly exceeded the speed of light and charged toward Ling Miao!
In the Shen Zang Old Land, the rules were broken, unaffected by basic rules.
But just then, Ling Miao directly flipped open her space backpack!
From inside, she pulled out a Horse Biscuit and a Green Stick. Biscuit with liquor, the more you have, the stronger you get!
She downed them both in one gulp!
Her whole aura skyrocketed, her attack power surged! Going all out, her bare hand slashed down fiercely at Liu Tie!
“Great Meteor Technique!”
Huge energy meteors rained down violently, three times more powerful than before, and it was a continuous bombardment!
Carpet coverage!
Liu Tie collided head-on with this attack, taking it square on. He was immediately blown to pieces!
Endless explosions continued without pause. Compared to the power of the Great Meteor Technique, a supernova eruption was like a small whip!
After all, this was a Star-Swallowing-level strike!
Liu Tie was blasted, vomiting molten metal, his body sent flying far away, mangled and incomplete!
He could only cover his head, open his metal force field, and dodge continuously!
He yelled angrily:
୧(|||இ益இ)୨ “Jiangnan! I ~%?…;#*'☆! Refund!”
“Didn't you say you wouldn't sell Ling Miao any potions? What the hell did she drink that's even stronger than mine?”
Jiangnan spread his hands, not surprised by this:
ʅ(･´～･｀)ʃ “I really didn't sell her any. I gave her these before the match started!”
“And it's not the same stuff you drank. She drank this, so I'm not meddling, am I?”
“Hey, do you want a Large Green Stick too? Horse Biscuit? I'll even throw in a pair of panties for you! If you don't want to wear them, you can put them on your head!”
Liu Tie was furious!
Who the hell wants your crappy panties? Why would I put them on my head?
I knew there was a trap!
But he still had to fall for it. If he didn't buy Jiangnan's stuff, he'd sell to Ling Miao, and he'd lose!
Now, he spent the money and still lost?
“You two big liars! Colluding to cheat me out of my money, right?”
“Jiangnan! Aren't you afraid I'll massacre my clan's slaves?”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(꒪ั～꒪ั*) “I told you, you can't threaten me with that. I'm no saint!”
“Those are your Metal Clan's own assets. If you don't care, then kill them. I can't help it if you're reckless.”
“But hey, are you sure you don't want the Large Green Stick and Horse Biscuit? You have a chance to win, you know?”
Liu Tie was enraged!
(︶益︶#) “Get lost! Not buying! Don't try to cheat me out of my money! If I buy, Ling Miao will probably pull out some new powerful boost and equip herself, right?”
“Do I look like that big of a sucker to you?”
Jiangnan nodded: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “Pretty much, that's why I came to you first. Really not buying?”
“You know, if you lose this match, you'll have nothing. To challenge promotion, you need to beat one of the top 16. Winning only gives you a chance to advance, but no points reward!”
“If you lose, you lose 1.5 million! Even if you win, you still need to win the second round of promotion to get 2 million points!”
“Are you sure the Metal Clan can win the second round? Qing Ke! Curse them to fail in their challenge. Even if they succeed, let them run into the Bose Race, Silicon, Dark Cosmos Entity, or something!”
Qing Ke said seriously:
(ོ･ˇ～ˇ･) “I curse you to have bad luck!”
Liu Tie was almost driven crazy. Bastard!
If he lost here, the Metal Clan's Vertex War journey might end here!
But if he bought Jiangnan's stuff, he might get tricked again!
Jiangnan said blandly: “Not interested in boost-type stuff? How about the attack-type Destiny Coin? You know how powerful this thing is, right? When it hit Lucifer back then, she had to resist with all her might!”
“If it hits Ling Miao, she'll have to resist the Heavenly Punishment of Fate while defending against your attacks. With her attention split, how can she still win?”
“What do you think? I'll give you a discount!”
Liu Tie immediately recalled the spectacular scene when Jiangnan attacked the Holy Celestial Kingdom!
Destiny Coin seemed like a good idea?
(￢益￢#) “Ling Miao doesn't have this, right? It's not like after I strike her, she'll use it to strike me back?”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(꒪ั◠꒪ั*) “She doesn't have it. Such a powerful strategic weapon, how could I possibly give it to other Star-Swallowers? Am I crazy?”
“She drank the Green Stick, so she has to tell the truth. Ask her yourself!”
Liu Tie gritted his teeth: (#◔益◔ิ) “Ling Miao, do you have a Destiny Coin?”
Ling Miao's face contorted from holding back, but she couldn't hold it in:
(︶益︶ꐦ) “No! Nanshen didn't give me a Destiny Coin... Tsk—damn it!”
Jiangnan looked up: (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵) “How about it? Buy or not? Under these circumstances, if you don't buy, you'll lose! If the Metal Clan loses, their Vertex War journey ends!”
Liu Tie gritted his teeth. Take a gamble!
If he just lost like this, he wouldn't be satisfied!
“Buy! Get on with it! Hurry!”
Jiangnan grinned and gave Yang Jian a look. A glint flashed in Yang Jian's eyes as he immediately ran over to the Metal Clan fortress and started collecting money like crazy.
After a while, Yang Jian returned satisfied, leaving the Metal Clan's main manager pounding the wall in frustration, heartbroken.
Then Yang Jian gave Jiangnan an O98k gesture.
Jiangnan grinned: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “Got it! Destiny Coin coming right up!”
With that, he immediately sent Liu Tie 10 Destiny Coins.
As soon as he got them, Liu Tie couldn't wait to perform a big coin toss!
“Go to hell!”
He threw out ten Destiny Coins. A strange fluctuation spread. Even Ling Miao was a bit panicked now.
She was even gripping the Strongman Pill, ready to eat it at any moment!
She... she should be able to withstand it, right?
Just to cooperate with Nanshen in earning some money, why was there a risk to her life?
The ten Destiny Coins vanished instantly!
The next moment, it was as if the entire starry sky had sprung a leak!
The lightning pool of the Lightning Star Domain was drained dry in an instant. After all, this was ten Star-Swallowing lethal doses of Heavenly Punishment of Fate!
What was in the lightning pool wasn't enough!
So they just dumped it all on him!
A black giant lightning bolt came pouring down like a torrential waterfall!
Not a single one missed—they all struck Liu Tie himself!
It was as if all the lightning in the Lightning Star Domain gathered together and hit Liu Tie with a single crack!
He was immediately engulfed by the lightning!
Jiangnan was instantly petrified!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) Th... this was something he never expected!
So unlucky? All ten hit him?
He originally planned to have Ling Miao use the Strongman Pill to hold on, then trick Liu Tie into buying more stuff!
Now it was over just like that?
Could it really be that Qing Ke's curse came true?
The Metal Clan's main manager was dumbfounded and immediately started cursing Jiangnan!
(ง´༎ຶ口༎ຶ)ง “Explain this to me! What's going on? We paid for this!”
Spending money to get struck by lightning? Is that how money is spent?
Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat:
(•́ω•̀٥) “I... I never guaranteed who it would strike. It's a Destiny Coin. Only those with a hard fate can use it!”
“Liu Tie's name sounds tough, but his fate doesn't seem so tough. Plus, his body is made of metal, so it might have acted like a lightning rod! Ha ha—ha ha ha!”
[Liu Tie's Resentment +1010!]
[Jin Ge's Resentment +1010!]
You're already a Star-Swallower, and you're still talking science? Lightning rod? I ~%?…;#*'☆℃!