# Chapter 265: As Long As I'm Enthusiastic Enough! No One Can Hurt Me! (Bonus Chapter!)
The dreadlock uncle looked at Wang Zhengyang lying on the ground, utterly bewildered.
"Why did he fall?"
Jiangnan: ???
Why did he fall?
Don't you know why he fell?
You slapped him, didn't you?
Everyone present, including Jiangnan, was completely dumbfounded!
Wasn't the atmosphere just fine a moment ago? How did he just walk up and slap Wang Zhengyang?
He actually knocked him unconscious!
Dahei and Xiaohei quickly crouched down and pinched Wang Zhengyang's philtrum!
They barely managed to wake him up!
Wang Zhengyang looked around with a dazed expression: "Mm~ What happened? Did it get dark? Why are there so many stars in my eyes?"
One slap! It actually gave him amnesia!
Immediately, he felt like the left side of his face wasn't his anymore!
It was burning with pain!
Holy crap? Wait! I think I just got slapped by that dreadlock uncle?
He instantly got furious!
I was being reasonable with you, why did you slap me?
Dahei and Xiaohei looked extremely embarrassed and quickly explained: "Brother Yang! Don't misunderstand! This is a custom in our tribe for greeting each other!"
"It's just like your handshake!"
"My dad is the chief! Him slapping you that hard means he welcomes you! This is practically the highest honor!"
"The harder the slap, the more enthusiastic!"
Wang Zhengyang: ???
What the hell kind of custom is this?
So people with thin skin don't even qualify to greet others?
"Brother Yang! Get up quickly! Slap him back! My dad is waiting!"
Wang Zhengyang scrambled to his feet!
Thinking about it, the guy had just saved everyone's lives!
There was no ill intent!
When in Rome, do as the Romans do!
The dreadlock uncle grinned and leaned his face forward, waiting for Wang Zhengyang to return the greeting.
Wang Zhengyang felt too embarrassed to slap the chief!
He gently raised his hand and patted the dreadlock uncle's face!
The dreadlock uncle's eyes widened, and he got angry: "Are you looking down on us Kabo tribe?"
"Do it again!"
I'm being so enthusiastic, and you're this indifferent?
Wang Zhengyang: ???
"F*cking hell—"
"SMACK!"
The dreadlock uncle swung his arm and slapped Wang Zhengyang on the other cheek!
Sending him flying over 3 meters!
He fell to the ground, legs kicking, face swollen like a steamed bun!
This time he was completely unconscious!
The dreadlock uncle looked displeased: "Your team leader isn't very impressive, huh?"
Dahei and Xiaohei covered their faces, no longer caring about the unconscious Wang Zhengyang!
They quickly walked over to Li Mietu: "Dad! This is Li Mietu! Brother Li! He took good care of us in the Budaya district!"
Li Mietu: !!!
His legs immediately started shaking, his face full of terror!
You two are definitely doing this on purpose!
Admit it!
Are you getting revenge?
Bai Qianxun covered her mouth with a stunned expression: "South God, so you weren't lying to me!"
"The spitting greeting and the slapping greeting you mentioned are actually real!"
Jiangnan looked proud: "Well, of course! Would I lie to you..."
But inside, he was panicking like crazy!
I was just talking nonsense!
Who would've thought I'd actually run into this today!
Li Mietu forced a smile: "Ch-Chief, hello!"
The dreadlock uncle grinned and swung his huge palm!
Li Mietu gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, bracing himself!
"SMACK!"
With a crisp sound, Li Mietu spun in place like an electric drill!
He staggered but managed to stay on his feet!
"Ptoo~"
Two white things fell out of Li Mietu's mouth!
Jiangnan's face turned pale!
Damn! Were those teeth?
His teeth got knocked out? That hard?
When it's my turn, what am I going to do!
Jiangnan panicked! He was really panicked!
Li Mietu shook his head, which was full of stars, and let out a roar!
"Ahhh!"
Using all his strength, he swung a massive slap back at the dreadlock uncle!
"SMACK!"
The dreadlock uncle's eyes lit up: "Mm! Not bad! Enthusiastic enough!"
Li Mietu breathed a sigh of relief, knelt down, and spat out another mouthful of blood!
How could he dare not use force?
Otherwise, he'd end up like Wang Zhengyang!
At this moment, everyone was panicked. Mountain Cat was the first to hide behind Jiangnan!
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Bai Qianxun quickly used Jiangnan as a shield!
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Tang Shi tightly grabbed Jiangnan's waist!
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No way!
I absolutely refuse to get slapped!
Jiangnan: !!!
You're all hiding behind me!
What about me?
I want to hide too!
Dahei and Xiaohei were leading their father over, and Jiangnan's face was full of terror!
No!
Don't come closer!
Sweat was pouring down Jiangnan's face!
Dahei and Xiaohei looked serious: "Dad! This is Jiangnan! The South God!"
At this moment, the dreadlock uncle's face was full of reverence and respect!
"Oh! My Osas Heavenly Father! Have you returned to the mortal world?"
"With this skin tone! This shade of black! There's no mistake!"
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell is Osas Heavenly Father anyway?
Seeing the confusion on Jiangnan's face, Xiaohei quickly explained!
"Heavenly Father! You may not know this, but all the tribes on this land worship Osas Heavenly Father!"
"He is our ancestor! The blackest being to exist! Our skin color is inherited from him!"
"In the tribe! The darker the skin, the purer the bloodline! The higher the status! The more welcomed you are!"
"Your level of blackness! It's god-like!"
Jiangnan was shocked! What kind of faith is this?
The darker you are, the better you are?
So did this dreadlock uncle become chief because he was dark enough?
He was pretty dark, like he'd eaten a whole Aihei Black Garlic's worth of darkness!
But Jiangnan was different!
He'd eaten ten Aihei Black Garlics! He was already pitch black!
If that Heavenly Father really existed, Jiangnan would even surpass him!
The dreadlock uncle's expression turned serious: "To express my reverence and enthusiasm for Osas Heavenly Father!"
"I've decided to give you the highest honor!"
"Please feel my enthusiasm with your heart!"
With that, he let out a roar!
His muscles bulged like writhing dragons, his shirt burst open! His eyes widened like copper bells!
He started to gather strength!
Jiangnan: !!!
Holy crap!
Is this my rotten luck?
What kind of highest honor?
Are you about to deliver the strongest slap of your life and send me to heaven?
Damn!
Is this how you treat your Heavenly Father?
"Feel your enthusiasm with my heart"?
If that slap lands, my heart will stop beating!
How am I supposed to feel anything!
Seeing the dreadlock uncle about to swing his hand, Jiangnan panicked!
"Blood Incineration!"
Instantly, his blood boiled, his body temperature skyrocketed! His physical abilities surged!
His eyes turned bloodshot, his expression fierce!
He let out a roar: "AHA!"
His muscles bulged, and he swung his arm with all his might!
He put every ounce of strength he had into that slap!
Using even the strength he'd use to suck milk!
He actually created a sonic boom!
Just as the dreadlock uncle was about to strike, Jiangnan's palm connected!
"SMACK!"
A crisp sound echoed through the forest!
The dreadlock uncle's body flew like it had been hit by a truck!
Spinning, he flew over 70 meters and landed headfirst in the river!
"SPLASH!"
Sending up a meter-high spray of water!
That earth-shattering slap stunned everyone!
Jiangnan let out a huge sigh of relief!
Damn! His life was saved!
Mountain Cat, Bai Qianxun, and Tang Shi were all dumbfounded!
Jiangnan had slapped the old chief 70 meters away?
He even used Blood Incineration?
He actually sent him into the river?
Was he that strong?
Strike first to gain the upper hand? That actually works?
The tribe was dead silent as they all stared at Jiangnan in shock!
Then everyone erupted in cheers, their eyes full of excitement!
"Oh my god! The Heavenly Father is so enthusiastic!"
"Hahaha! Heaven has blessed our Kabo tribe!"
"The old chief gets this honor? He can die without regrets!"
"The Heavenly Father is so passionate! I'm so excited!"
At this moment, Jiangnan looked at his own palm, his eyes sparkling!
As long as I'm "enthusiastic" enough, no one can hurt me!
"I... I've f*cking seen the light!"
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Author's Note: