Chapter 2688: Give Money! Or I'll Tear the Ticket!
How could Jiang Nan let such a perfect opportunity slip by?
He immediately spoke:
(˵¯͒෴¯͒˵)"As an excellent broadcast host, the last thing I should do is go against the audience's wishes!"
"I didn't expect Boss Silicon to be so generous. I wonder if Boss Bo here is willing to raise the price?"
"If not, I'm afraid I won't be able to control my mouth?"
[From Qian Li's resentment value +1010!]
[From Qian Li…]
Again! You're doing this again?
Isn't this just falling back into the endless cycle of bidding?
But what could he do?
If he didn't add, once Jiang Nan spilled the secret, the Bose Clan would be directly besieged by all races!
(￢益￢ꐦ)"Tsk! Add another 15 star ruins! Is that enough?"
Qian Li's heart was bleeding. If he kept paying like this, no matter how much family wealth he had, it wouldn't be enough to dig out!
Jiang Nan didn't hesitate and immediately turned to Silicon Lord!
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧"Dear listener, you…"
But before Jiang Nan could finish, Silicon Lord spoke directly!
[┐≖⥎≖┌]"No matter how much they offer, the Silicon-based will pay double the equivalent value! Even if we have to sell everything, sell the terminal for money, I must eat this melon today!"
Jiang Nan: ∑(°口°๑)"I… I didn't expect Boss Silicon to have such determination for eating melon?"
"Then let's discuss the terminal transfer…"
Qian Li: !!!
(งಥ益ಥ)ง"Enough! All of you, enough!"
"Divine Descent!"
At this moment, Qian Li erupted with energy to the utmost, and behind him, a giant four-dimensional humanoid figure took shape!
Its size was so massive that a large galaxy in front of it was only the size of a millstone!
Its might was like a blazing sun, unrivaled!
Holding a four-dimensional heavenly sword, it directly aimed at the Sea of Star Embers!
With just one slash in this direction, everything would be annihilated!
"Jiang Nan! This is your last chance! I'm not adding another cent! If the price I pay exceeds my psychological bottom line, then there's no need to pay it at all!"
"Do you want to make this deal or not?"
At this, everyone in the Sea of Star Embers panicked. Faced with such overwhelming power, no one was not afraid!
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes and waved his hand:
(︶～︶〃)ﾉ"Alright, alright? Why are you getting so worked up? Crybaby? Change, change～"
"Release the eighteen star weapons and the slave marks on those 15 star ruins. I, Jiang the Loudspeaker, promise not to mention this matter again!"
"Don't worry! I don't want to mess up the situation either. We fought hard to win a sequence war. The current advantageous situation wasn't for nothing!"
Qian Li looked disgusted:
(￢益￢ꐦ)"Di Chou? Release them!"
Di Chou went to handle it with a black face. After a while, the eighteen star weapons and 15 star ruins were all pushed into the dimensional gap!
On the chests of Wu Kuang and the others, the so-called "Holy Seal" that had been with them since birth and followed them their whole lives disappeared!
Even though these servant seeds had big problems, twisted concepts, and even if the slave marks were lifted, they would probably still be loyal to the Bose!
But for now, placed in the dimensional gap with Black God overseeing, there wouldn't be any trouble!
Jiang Nan didn't plan to keep them either. After all, the servant races weren't weak enough to need human shelter, nor did they need to join the Star Project!
Jiang Nan was just returning their freedom, nothing more!
The matter wasn't finished yet. The twisted concepts were because they were shielded from the truth!
What Jiang Nan had to do was show them the truth and get what he wanted!
He had already done enough. Whether they stayed or left, lived or died, had nothing to do with Jiang Nan anymore!
Seeing the goods in hand, Jiang Nan cleared his throat twice:
(͡°ก͡°)"Dear listeners, due to some irresistible factors, this episode of 'Your Secret, My Heart' will stop here. The next broadcast time is to be determined!"
"Also! The advertising spot for this program is currently vacant. Interested parties can contact the Carbon Alliance headquarters. For just a small fee, you can insert your ad in this program!"
"Advertise! Advertise widely! Buy our ad, from star-swallowing big shot down to village dogs, everyone will know about your ad. Service guaranteed, price super affordable!"
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀ω˂̶́)੭♡"What are you waiting for? Come advertise now? Hey～"
Everyone spurted blood. How the hell is this an ad slot?
You really don't let any chance to make money slip by? But damn, it's effective. Advertising on this show would make you as famous as Green Hat King Di Chou, Social Butterfly Tiffany, etc.
No one in the starry sky wouldn't know your product!
Many business giants were already tempted. Such terrifying publicity—there's no way the starry sky wouldn't know about their products!
Jiang Nan then said affectionately:
(๑ᵒ̴̶̷～ᵒ̴̶̷)"Every parting is for a better reunion! I will work harder to improve myself, strive to master more explosive secrets, and look forward to sharing them with you next time!"
"I, Jiang the Loudspeaker, will be back, yo～ I hope my babies won't hate me, la～ Mwah mwah～"
The first half was fairly normal, but the second half started to get sugary, that kind of honey-coated voice that makes bones tender and meat soft!
Lolis would kneel, old men would be scrapped!
A tingling sensation all over the body, numb and numb!
Everyone was stunned, staring blankly at Jiang Nan!
Σ(°△°|||)Uh…
Jiang Nan petrified on the spot!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)Damn!
Don't turn into a cute guy at such a critical moment! I didn't even have time to use my talk skills!
O(๑≥﹏≤)O"That… that wasn't me just now. It was Zhi Zhi who said it. That's it!"
Zhi Yin: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)?
I… I didn't talk like that either?
Jiang Nan hastily explained, then threw the war horn on the ground and stomped it to pieces!
Ahhh, now the entire starry sky has heard my honey-coated voice!
Wang Youzhi: (´థжథ)σ噗～
Karma biting your own ass?
You just had to advertise. If you hadn't, this wouldn't have happened!
Even some people on the Matter Alliance side couldn't help laughing. The mighty Carbon Alliance leader, starry sky calamity, who threatened a starry sky overlord into submission with his own power—
The tall, mighty, stubbled tough guy image instantly collapsed!
You're still explaining?
The listeners in the starry sky were somewhat amused. They even found Jiang Nan a bit cute?
Then they slapped themselves twice. What were they thinking? That's Jiang the Devil!
Cute?
But they really were looking forward to the next broadcast of "Your Secret, My Heart"!
Hearing the laughter rising and falling in the Sea of Star Embers, even Jiang Nan's thick skin couldn't help his face turning red. He said angrily:
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง"Laughing at your grandma's leg? Have you forgotten I still have hostages in my hands?"
"That wave just now was just to solve the slave seed problem! Don't you want to exchange the hostages? Hurry up! Name your price! Give money! Make the transfer!"
"Or I'll tear the ticket! Beat them crippled! What are you looking at? Never seen your daddy's face before?"
With that, he turned around and directly dug at Naluo's perineum, enjoying himself thoroughly!
With the momentum of uprooting, he dug wildly!
Naluo: Σ(ଵ◊ଵ|||)"Yo ho ho ho～ Stop! Stop it! I've just become a pauper! I can't take this digging!"
"Save me! Get me out of here! Lord Qian Li! Compared to them, I only took a bit of bribe as a good employee!"
"You can't just watch me suffer like this! I can't stand it anymore!"
Jiang Nan looked disdainful. So you're already a pauper? No wonder it's not satisfying.
Everyone watching was trembling. Too brutal. Jiang the Devil really doesn't hold back!
At the mention of the hostage issue, the Bose, Silicon, and Matter leaders all had headaches!
Just now Ram thought he had grasped Jiang Nan's weak point and wanted to exchange hostages!
But in the end, nothing was exchanged. Jiang Nan didn't pay any price and got the eighteen star weapons and 15 star ruins!
He also made the Bose high-level collectively socially dead, all too ashamed to mix in the starry sky!
The hostage problem was not resolved at all, still in Jiang Nan's hands!
Even more headache-inducing was that now they had nothing left to leverage Jiang Nan!
To exchange hostages, they could only bleed!
Gang Xiu glanced at the Black Hole Joint Defense, then at the moat!
The emoji on the Black Hole Joint Defense—a funny face flipping the bird—was constantly mocking all races in the starry sky!
Without another word, Gang Xiu turned and led his people away. Large numbers of mechanical legions warped away!
If Silicon Lord didn't give the order, the trump card couldn't be used, so with Silicon's current means, they couldn't take down the Carbon Alliance!
They couldn't change the situation either!
So why stand here?
Go home. They still had to think about participating, since now there were many black holes at their doorstep too!
They couldn't move them themselves. To prevent Jiang Nan from causing trouble, they could only move!
Seeing the Silicon-based retreat, Gu Qiong panicked!
٩꒰⸝ﾟ口ﾟ⸝⸝꒱"Hey hey hey? Don't go! Let's talk more! At least exchange my main body back!"
The Matter Alliance leaders followed the Silicon-based with bitter faces. They couldn't handle Jiang Nan, so they had to work on the Silicon-based!
As for the Bose—Tianli, Ram, Tiffany—none of them had good faces!
Secrets exposed, images completely shattered. Their subordinates didn't even know how to look at them anymore!
If they could start over, they would definitely kill Ram first, so this mess wouldn't happen!
Tianli and Tiffany didn't bother responding to Jiang Nan and directly led their people to retreat!
Can't afford to provoke? Can I afford to hide?
Naluo panicked: (#థ)3●#"Don't go! Save me! I'm the master of Genesis Realm! An important figure! You can't just leave me here!"
Ram said darkly:
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿ꐦ)̄"Don't worry, hold on here for a while. Let us go back and think of another way."
With that, Ram led his people away too!
In a blink, the outside of the Carbon Alliance was cleared, leaving only a bunch of hostages in the Styx River, full of despair!
Naluo panicked: "What do you mean 'hold on'? I'm a good employee! I can't hold on! Save me!"
His screams echoed far.
Jiang Nan clicked his tongue. Getting these two families to bleed really wasn't that easy, huh?
"Don't worry～ Just endure for now! They'll all be caught by me sooner or later. I'll try to get you a full table of mahjong!"
Naluo: ???
Strangely, he felt a bit happy. If someone could come keep him company, that would be great!
Jiang Nan suddenly turned his back to Naluo and gave a donkey kick, hitting Naluo directly!
Jiang Nan's full-power donkey kick—how could Naluo block it? Half his body was blown off, and he screamed as he fell into the Styx River!
(#)༎ຶ益༎ຶ(#)"Jiang! Nan! Let go, dammit!"
[From Naluo's resentment value +1010!]
Jiang Nan suddenly froze, looked at the thing in his hand, shuddered violently, and quickly threw it aside!
(￢益￢٥)"Eww～ Disgusting!"
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