Chapter 2682: Nan Shen Eats Melon, Self-Praise While Eating
Wang Youzhi's mouth twitched as he watched. What other ultimate moves could there be?
He'd already used up all his cheats, hadn't he?
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work—you're just not at that level yet! Don't end up killing yourself trying!
Force a flex, and heaven's lightning strikes you down!
Even Yang Jian kept waving his hand:
(٥ﾟ口ﾟ)ﾂ "That flex was already pretty smooth—it made a good deterrent!"
"We don't have to force ourselves like this, right?"
But Jiangnan didn't care. No way!
Those two melon-eaters came to watch me flex—I absolutely can't screw this up!
Panicking, Jiangnan directly pulled out the War Horn, activated War Mode, aimed the big speaker at himself, and selected it.
Then he ate a Small Pudding, brought the War Horn to his lips, and looked like he was about to shout something!
He even opened two wormholes right in front of the speaker—one end aimed at the speaker's sound output,
and the other at his own left and right ears!
Immediately, he spoke, and a clear, melodious girl's voice, like a lark, came out, carrying a hint of shyness and bashfulness—
(∗❛ัꇴ❛ั) "Nan Shen! You're the best! The first being in the starry sky to control the power of black holes, even personally transforming into one. No one in the starry sky is cooler than you!"
"You're the idol and role model of countless people! Who knows how many are watching you right now? How can we screw this up?"
"Even those two watchers are here—it's just controlling a black hole jet. We can stroll through a black hole; how can a jet be a problem?"
"Nan Shen Nan Shen you're the best! The vast starry sky is yours to mess with! Time won't change your look! Your dashing bearing can never be forgotten! Hehe~"
The girl's praising voice echoed in his ears—stereo sound, dual-chamber resonance!
The expression on Jiangnan's face instantly turned cocky!
(˵¯͒ꇴ¯͒˵) "Hehe~ You're right! I am that awesome existence—just controlling a black hole jet? Easy peasy, right?"
At that moment, three halos instantly appeared above Jiangnan's head: Happy, Confident, and Proud!
But the entire starry sky was stunned silly by this move!
He could do that? Praise himself?
Giving himself a buff?!
He even changed his own voice—that girl's voice was way too sticky!
Wang Youzhi nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood:
(•́﹏•̀٥) "I really underestimated Big Brother D's face—he doesn't hesitate at all when praising himself!"
"Does he even know the meaning of the word 'shame'?"
"He even used a tongue twister? What a waste if you don't take the graduate exam—do you have to be this narcissistic?"
Using the War Horn like this is a real waste of talent!
Even Wang Youzhi never imagined this thing could be used for self-buffing!
Jiangnan had seriously shown him up.
But at that moment, Mi Ye looked completely dazed. Sure enough, my Lan Lan is even more likable!
The Carbon Alliance army couldn't bear to watch anymore. But could that stop Jiangnan? No way!
Three buff halos weren't nearly enough—he had to go all out!
As if addicted to praising, Jiangnan kept going!
(ʃƪ❛ั◡❛ั) "You have no idea how much I admire you—the ceiling of good looks, the little prince of charm, the top young talent in the starry sky, the outstanding special student! I call myself the strongest below Star-Swallowing!"
"And such a focus of the starry sky, the future peak of the starry sky, can just watch as the Matter Alliance, Silicon-based, and Bose beat you without fighting back?"
"Let loose and do it! Let the light you radiate blind their dog eyes, let countless young ladies cheer for you, and become the shared dream of all the girls of the ten thousand races!"
"Let the starry sky see your big sword!"
At that moment, flames even ignited on Jiangnan's body, and various buff halos—Hot-Blooded, Excited, Moved, Anticipated—stacked crazily overhead!
(͡°ꇴ͡°)✧ "Ah, yes yes! You're right! I, Jiangnan, am such an awesome existence! What I want to crush isn't the Sea of Star Embers—it's the entire starry sky!"
(ง☄ﾛ☄)ง "I'm fired up! Ahhh~"
Meanwhile, Tianli Gangxiu and the others outside were cursing like mad!
Stop praising, dammit! We can't take it anymore!
Can you have a little bit of shame?!
Turning the black hole into a jet, then standing next to it with a big speaker praising yourself like crazy—what the hell is that?!
Not only praising yourself for yourself, but also for others to hear?
Tianli's eyes bulged:
(´థ益థ)σ "I have never seen such a shameless scoundrel!"
Yang Jian swallowed:
(´-﹏-`；) "This really is Nan Shen eating a melon—praising himself while he eats…"
Xia Yao knew exactly what Jiangnan was thinking!
She raised both hands and waved them wildly!
٩(๑•̀ꇴ•́๑)۶ "Xiao Nan~ Xiao Nan~ look here!"
Jiangnan's gaze followed the sound!
Xia Yao instantly transformed into a wolf-girl beast-eared form, made an extremely alluring pose, and wagged her wolf tail non-stop.
She winked at Jiangnan and said in a sweet voice:
ฅ₍˄ᵒ̴̶̷ﻌᵒ̴̶̷˄₎ฅ "Master~ if Yao Yao is good, is there a reward?"
Not only that, Da Lang Mie's shoulder was incredibly smooth, and her little sport shirt had slipped down halfway, revealing her shoulder!
Jiangnan: ━Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ˵)♥━➤
Such a sweet critical hit directly shot through Jiangnan's little heart!
How could anyone resist this?!
A particularly special halo was about to pop out above his head!
Zhong Yingxue's face was red enough to bleed!
Should I support Xiao Nan too? But… but there are too many people—I'm too embarrassed!
Just then, Jiangnan spoke in that girl's voice:
(๑❛ั～❛ั)و "If you still don't feel enough stimulation, go check your soul imprint!"
"Because there's nothing decent in your soul imprint!"
How could Jiangnan hold back any longer? He immediately flipped through it. That look—oh no!
Two streams of nose blood shot out like furious dragons. The powerful recoil snapped Jiangnan's head back!
Above his head, bright yellow Horny Halos spawned endlessly, like car shock absorbers, stacking one on top of another!
And under the boost of the Horny Halo, the other attribute buff halos all shone brightly, giving Jiangnan an even stronger buff!
The Horny Halo wasn't a buff attribute in itself—it buffed other halos!
Once a person gets horny, emotions naturally run high!
After all, nothing is difficult in this world—only the horny need apply!
At that moment, Jiangnan seemed to transform into a Super Saiyan, his whole body glowing!
☚(☄ω☄◦) "Wait! I'll show you all right now! Don't love me too much! I am the spark of momentary brilliance!"
He had already stacked Horse Biscuit + Green Stick + Strongman Pill for a violent buff.
Add the War Horn's all-attribute boost and the Horny Halo buffing all halos—
Jiangnan had undoubtedly reached his strongest state ever!
If he was the ruler of the starry sky, then he would truly dominate this battlefield!
"Scorching Rainbow! Slash!"
Jiangnan went all out, controlling the black hole jet!
Under everyone's horrified gaze, the bright blue black hole jet that pierced the entire Sea of Star Embers actually moved!
It began to sweep sideways rapidly!
Under Jiangnan's control, the black hole started rotating, and the shattered dome bubbles rotated along with it!
Where the black hole jet passed, it cut everything, cross-cutting the battlefield!
Black God's mouth hung open:
∑(°口°●) "This works?! He actually did it?! What good stuff does his soul imprint have?"
"Secret manuals? Secret methods? Origin source?"
Under everyone's stunned gaze, the bright blue light sword sweeping across the battlefield mowed down a huge swath!
Along the way, it blew up a few more racial positions!
Then it slammed directly into the Silicon-based position!
"Boom rumble rumble!"
The Silicon-based defensive barriers, under the black hole jet, were as fragile as eggshells, breached layer by layer!
It slashed straight into the base interior, causing a massive explosion inside!
It even punched through entirely!
If a black hole flare was area-of-effect, a map-wide attack,
then the black hole jet was precision point-strike, with unparalleled destructive power!
After all, it was something even Star-Swallowers didn't want to take head-on!
Gangxiu was completely done!
[┐°᷄益°᷅┌] "Block it! Block it, dammit! Only magic can beat magic!"
"Use black holes to block his jet!"
On the Silicon-based side, the only option was to artificially create black holes in the path of the jet,
using the black hole's all-devouring nature to stop the Scorching Rainbow from rampaging through the base.
It proved effective.
But the black holes the Silicon-based created couldn't move. Jiangnan could control the direction of the black hole jet,
just avoiding the paths blocked by the black holes!
Then keep slashing!
This kept the Silicon-based busy, constantly setting up black holes, nearly erecting a black hole defense line at their doorstep!
Gangxiu's head was smoking too!
After making so many black holes, if Jiangnan later wanted to attack the Silicon-based position, he could just use them at will!
To be safe, the only option was to move the base right now!
Even with the Silicon-based's utmost efforts to defend, the base still suffered considerable damage, smoking from the blasts!
Seeing that he couldn't get much advantage from the Silicon-based side, Jiangnan immediately turned his spear, swinging the Scorching Rainbow toward the Bose position!
I'm always fair—no one gets left out!
Now it was Tianli's turn to have a headache!
The essence of the Scorching Rainbow was a super-high-temperature matter jet with plasma properties, capable of causing massive damage to the Bose race's physical bodies!
Even though the Bose position had prepared all sorts of defenses in advance,
the curse array energy wall was still pierced by the Scorching Rainbow!
Like a bright blue light sword, it stabbed through the Bose position!
The defenses that the Silicon-based had attacked for ages without breaking were actually punctured by Jiangnan's big sword!
The Bose race had no good means of defense either. They could only curse and shout while mobilizing the giant four-dimensional cube, forming a four-dimensional wall to jointly resist!
Even the mighty Scorching Rainbow couldn't penetrate the four-dimensional cube, just like when Qian Li used a four-dimensional hand to block the black hole jet in the beginning!
Nevertheless, this wave still inflicted considerable damage on the Bose race!
Jiangnan, with a bunch of halos above his head, laughed heartily:
☚(˵¯͒ꇴ¯͒˵)☛ "As expected of me! Who else?!"
pS: Isolation over, Qing Feng is home safe! But the house is a complete mess—cats and dogs ran wild while I was away, almost tearing the place apart!
Opened the door, and I was frozen at the entrance…
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)…
I spent the whole afternoon cleaning, dammit dammit!
Just managed to write this chapter. Don't know if I can get the two evening chapters done in time—I'll try my best!
If I can't make it, I'll only release one chapter in the evening, and the missing one will be added to the afternoon update.