Chapter 2674: How Can You All Be Laughing?
Tianli's eyes suddenly widened, his voice rising an octave:
∑(°口°๑) "One hundred base planets? Why don't you just rob someone?"
Jiangnan spread his hands, looking innocent:
ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "I was planning to rob them originally? But Boss Silicon wouldn't hire me, so what could I do?"
"Lord Tianli, with your great foresight and brilliant command, don't just focus on the short term—you need to look toward the future, right?"
"Buy the War Encouragement Package, and taking the Silicon position will be a piece of cake! Compared to the gains, what's a measly one hundred base planets?"
"Take a risk, turn a bicycle into a motorcycle~ What are you hesitating for?"
Now Tianli began to waver. He originally didn't want to entertain Jiangnan's nonsense, but Jiangnan's encouragement boost was no joke!
If the entire Bose army could get this, it would be an unbeatable advantage!
One hundred base planets? That's only 100,000 points!
It's not like he couldn't afford that many points!
But who knows if Jiangnan would pull another bidding stunt?
Jiangnan grinned:
(͡°̫͡°)✧ "I know your concern! But don't forget, Silicon are mechanical lifeforms—my encouragement doesn't work on them!"
"So there's no need to worry about me giving them a boost! Besides, I wouldn't do something like that, right?"
"Once you buy this package, I, the Encouragement Officer, won't just encourage you—I'll also criticize them!"
"After all, without critical voices, praise becomes meaningless, doesn't it?"
Tianli ground his teeth. Do you really have to get all philosophical just to sell a package?
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Tch—Fine, I'll buy it! Praise me! Praise me hard!"
Jiangnan slapped his thigh:
(͡°ꇴ͡°)☛ "Got it! One rich mining area, fifteen Star Ruins, plus one hundred base planets! Brother Jian, take note!"
"Once the transfer is complete, I'll start praising immediately, no hesitation!"
Nailuo scratched his head anxiously. They're in the middle of a war! Can't you just start praising now? At least take off the halo above my head first!
"Tiffany! Make it happen immediately!"
With no other choice, Tiffany used her horn to communicate and arrange payment.
Yang Jian, who was handling mercenary contracts, was stunned. What's going on?
Weren't Jiangnan and the others just watching the fun?
How did they suddenly haul back so many treasures? And a hundred base planets?
Did he actually sell himself or something?
Under Tiffany's direct orders, the resource transfer was completed quickly. Even the base planets were sent through the Star Gate straight to the Moat River Gate.
They became Carbon Alliance assets. Jiangnan saw that the money was in hand—why hold back on praise?
Σ(((＞(＞口＜｡) "Hark, Bose Legion! I'll only say this once: Every single Bose is a miracle under the starry sky, an existence with outstanding horns!"
"Incomparable talent and ability! You were born standing at the finish line that ordinary people can never reach! You are the destined overlords of the starry sky!"
"If there truly are gods in this world, then the Bose are undoubtedly the closest beings to the gods in the starry sky! Bose miracle!"
"It was you who created the Thousand Stars Era! You made the stars shine, you made the grand age sing! Open your eyes and look around—the entire era is watching your backs!"
The impassioned words echoed, igniting the blood of every Bose warrior!
Especially coming from Jiangnan—it made it even more satisfying!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Oohoho—I'm already fired up!"
(°ꇴ°〃) "God! We, the Bose, are the gods that suppress this entire era!"
Jiangnan shouted:
Σ(((＞(･ˇ口ˇ･｡:) "Yes! That's right! Believe in yourselves, you can do it! The Bose were born in the chaotic period of the universe's birth, experienced the baptism of several eras, over ten billion years of time passing!"
"And now! You are still here! There's no need to prove anything—that alone is the most powerful declaration! The starry sky is cruel, the survivor is king, and you will always be the one who lives and laughs last!"
"Don't forget! You are the overlords and peaks of this era! The ones who named this era! Now, use your strength to tell the entire starry sky: What is an overlord? What is a monarch?"
"Mere Silicon, a pile of scrap metal, dares to boss you around? Forgiving them is God's business, but your job is to send them to see God!"
At this moment, the Bose legion exploded. With springs on their heads, they were like stepped-on puppies, howling madly!
Jiangnan's words completely ignited their emotions. With full attribute boosts, their overall strength skyrocketed!
They picked up their Holy Execution Blades and launched an all-out offensive!
The Silicon line crumbled repeatedly, retreating step by step!
Wang Youzhi and Wu Liang couldn't bear to watch. Jiangnan really went all out to earn money!
The things he said were utterly shameless!
Even Qian Li on the Sequence Throne felt his blood boil!
Slapping the armrest:
(｡･ˇ↼ˇ･) "Damn! This kid is annoying, but what he said is absolutely right!"
"This is the true face of my Bose! Era emperors! Crush them!"
Noah and Man Ti beside him clicked their tongues.
No matter how you look at it, Jiangnan was the best at fooling people in the entire starry sky!
It really got you hooked!
And it didn't stop there. Jiangnan pointed at Tiffany and the others:
☚(･ˇ～ˇ･｡) "You guys, don't think you're weak just because you lost to me before!"
"Do you think it's easy to sit in the position of faction leader? None of you are weak! You're facing none other than the great Nan Shen! Not dying is already a victory!"
"After all, how many who've faced such terrifying existence have survived? You're already standing at the peak of the starry sky!"
Tiffany and the others' faces darkened. Are you praising us while slapping your own face?
How are you so good at this?
Jiangnan continued: (￢̫￢) "Think about Xing Luo and Carl. They're still getting beaten in the Ming He Death Prison. Compared to them, your fate is much better, right?"
"If you still think you're not good enough, go prove it! Prove that you have the strength to sit on the faction leader's throne!"
Tiffany and the others finally reacted. They thought of Xing Luo and shuddered violently.
That... that makes sense!
Why compare to Jiangnan? Compared to Xing Luo, they were already incredibly amazing!
At that moment, full attribute auras appeared above their heads too!
The Bose army's combat power burst forth completely, charging fiercely, pushing Silicon and the Matter Alliance back step by step!
Gangxiu started smoking again!
Does this Jiangnan have no bottom line?
How could he manage to sing praises of the Bose like that? If this continues, the situation will really turn bad!
Jiangnan directly turned to Mingsha and the others:
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "What are you staring at your daddy for? I can't insult the Silicon, but I can insult you! You're being used as cannon fodder, and you're still secretly giggling over there?"
"With this situation, how can you be laughing? The Silicon haven't taken any losses! You're filling the gaps with your own lives! Dragged into fighting the starry sky overlord with them? Did you get some gold juice in your brains to call them big brother?"
Mingsha and the others choked, unable to say a word, their faces extremely ugly.
Although Jiangnan's words were harsh, they truly were cannon fodder for the Matter Alliance!
꒰⸝⸝･ˇ益ˇ･ꐦ⸝⸝꒱ "Mind your own business! At least we get Silicon's protection! Don't try to sow discord!"
Jiangnan looked exasperated: "I said your brains were kicked by a donkey, and you still don't believe it? Protection my ass! You were sold out as soon as the fight started! The Matter Alliance army has already been replaced once, hasn't it?"
"They protected your defensive positions right out of existence! They protected your base planets and race beacons into their own home! They drag you into fighting the starry sky overlord as cannon fodder!"
"Mm-hmm~ What a great big brother! Your wife ran off with someone else, the child isn't yours, and you're still buying him three breakfasts?"
Mingsha and Guqiong almost passed out from anger!
Although the Silicon mechanical legion wasn't affected, the Matter Alliance army was weighed down by all kinds of reduction auras!
If that fig leaf hadn't been torn off, they could have kept going. But after Jiangnan's analysis, what the hell were they even fighting for here, shedding blood and heads?
The child wasn't even theirs!
Just then, Jiangnan snapped his fingers. Tiger Hunter opened his throat, aimed at the Matter Alliance army, and let out a King's Roar!
Shua shua shua~
The Matter Alliance soldiers fell to their knees in waves. That kneeling became the final straw that broke their psychological defense!
Xian Guo flicked his sleeve:
(´థ益థ) "Damn it! I'm not fighting anymore! Before, when we asked for our own base planets, Silicon didn't give us a single one!"
"In the end, they'll black out our planets, and we'll have nothing! What the hell are we fighting for!"
Guqiong was also furious: "I'm out! I'm going home! Give us back our base planets, and we'll leave!"
Mingsha ground his teeth. If they didn't give them back, don't blame them for turning around and fighting alongside the Bose!
The initial cracks had indeed widened into a rift!
Silicon's situation was now completely dire. The Bose side was like they'd been injected with chicken blood, fighting fiercely. The Matter Alliance reinforcements they'd called had also thrown in the towel!
Demanding their planets back!
Even if they continued to help, with that level of reduction, they were useless!
Gangxiu's mechanical eyes glowed red:
[┐⊚～⊚┌] "Get up! Stop messing around! Acting like a child, throwing a tantrum just because someone said a few words?"
"Did I say I wouldn't give them back? Once the Matter Alliance base is rebuilt, then..."
Mingsha glared: "Tomorrow and tomorrow, how many tomorrows are there? We recognized Silicon as our big brother! At least give us a candy!"
"What do you mean, throwing a tantrum over a few words? Jiangnan may not be human, but what he said is the truth!"
"This is no way to treat your little brothers!"
Jiangnan nodded repeatedly:
(๑･᷄ὢ･᷅) "Exactly, exactly..."
Gangxiu: !!!
Damn it! The situation was fine! How did it turn into this?
Jiangnan never even stepped into the battlefield, let alone used a single move!
All with just his mouth—and Silicon fell into such a terrible situation?
Where the hell could he go to complain about this?