Chapter 2590: I, Jiangnan, Will Absolutely Not Go Down the Lower Path!

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Chapter 2590: I, Jiangnan, Will Absolutely Not Go Down the Lower Path!

The group quickly ducked into the broken hole of the Terminal Database, surrounded by twinkling starlight, as if they’d crawled into an amethyst geode!
But there was no time to admire the view, hey!
A massive wave of the Stygian Sea, stretching from heaven to earth, came crashing toward them with fury!
Youming glared and roared: “Immobile Stygian God • Royal Guard!”
Fierce Stygian energy surged from his body, forming a shield to block the broken terminal hole!
The next moment!
“Boom!”
An earth-shattering boom rang out as the Stygian Sea wave slammed violently into the Terminal Database!
The sound of metal deformation echoed in their ears; the ground shook, everything trembling!
Youming immediately coughed up a mouthful of old blood, but at least he managed to withstand the impact of the Stygian wave!
They thought they’d catch a breather after holding off the first wave, but the pressure at the broken hole only grew stronger!
There was no sign of it easing up!
The entire funnel space was completely submerged by the Stygian Sea, as if the full pressure of the entire sea was concentrated on this one point!
Not only that, but the endless wall of flesh began to contract and squeeze, increasing the pressure even more!
Youming’s royal guard shield was even cracking, yet the pressure kept rising!
Veins bulged on Youming’s forehead:
(ꐦಠ益≠ꐦ) “At this rate, forget about taking the ZhiZhi sect’s terminal—we’ll be lucky to survive!”
“It was fine just a moment ago. Why did it suddenly become like this?”
Jiangnan said urgently: (งᵒ̌◠ᵒ̌)ง “After all, this is inside the stomach of the Seven-Colored Big Crucian Carp. Some physiological activity is perfectly normal!”
“As the saying goes, what goes in must come out! If it only goes in but doesn’t come out, that won’t do! Judging by the terrain here, this is likely the lower exit of the Stygian Koi’s stomach, right?”
“The Terminal Database probably blocked the lower path of the Stygian Koi, so…”
Wang Youzhi was stunned: Σ(°△°|||) “Holy cow? No wonder the Stygian Koi seemed sick and listless earlier—it’s because the Terminal Database blocked the exit? It couldn’t go down?”
So Jiangnan had spent over a hundred million to lure the Stygian Koi out because it couldn’t eat anymore?
But Jiangnan gave too much, so it couldn’t resist and started chowing down!
Now that the lower exit in its stomach was blocked, of course it would try to force it open!
Youming’s face darkened: “Stop analyzing, hey! I can barely hold on!”
Jiangnan quickly said: (˵¯͒◠¯͒)☛ “Youming! Go pull the Terminal Database out of the lower exit, clear the blockage, and let the Seven-Colored Big Crucian Carp release the pressure. That should resolve the crisis!”
“We’re going to take it anyway, might as well do it all at once!”
Youming gritted his teeth: “Screw it! I’ll try!”
With that, he reinforced the royal guard shield and charged into the Stygian Sea under immense pressure!
He went straight to the lower end of the Terminal Database, grabbed hold of it, and planted his feet firmly in a solid horse stance!
“Stygian God Burning Star • Utmost Divine Power! Rise for me!”
At this moment, Youming not only used all his strength but also activated secret techniques for a boost. His entire body lit up with dazzling starlight!
Otherwise, he couldn’t possibly move such a colossal object as the terminal!
Explode, my little universe!
But even though Youming used every ounce of strength he had, including the effort of childbirth, the data terminal remained motionless!
Remember, Youming had drunk the Dali potion. With such terrifying enhancements, plus the strongest body below the stars!
He still couldn’t pull out the data terminal stuck at the exit!
(っ≥益≠;)っ “No good! Can’t pull it out!”
Youming was going crazy. Me, a dignified Star Devourer body, leader of the Netherworld race, accompanying Jiangnan into a fish’s belly to scavenge junk, and now I’m stuck with the job of unclogging a sewer? Damn!
The royal guard shield was about to break. Wang Youzhi also got anxious!
(งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง “Don’t pull! Push it! If you pull, you’re resisting the pressure from the Stygian Sea. That’s useless! Push it! Push the thing in!”
“Don’t you have even basic physics common sense?”
Youming gritted his teeth. Fine, push!
But Jiangnan got frantic: (‧゚̣̥̇口゚)ツ “Hey hey hey! Can’t push! If we push it in, we’ll go straight to the lower path!”
“You want to go down and get gilded, huh? Even if I, Jiangnan, die and jump from here, I will never take that fish poop luck!”
At that, everyone shuddered violently, shaking their heads like rattan drums!
(゚﹏゚٥≡٥゚﹏゚) “Right right right! We have to pull! No going down the lower path!”
Youming also trembled. Having experienced death before, he didn’t want to go through that again!
Wang Youzhi glared: (´゚~゚) “Pull? Can you pull it out? This thing needs to go with the flow! Push!”
Jiangnan shook his head frantically: (¬﹏¬٥) “No no no! Pull! If we go down the lower path, there’s no turning back! The terminal will stink. How can we still take it?”
“Push!”
“This needs to be pulled!”
“Still push…”
Youming spat blood. Which damn one is it? Are you two going to keep directing me from over there?
Just tell me what to do, damn it!
He didn’t want to go down either, so he chose to pull!
Thus, Youming went all out to pull the terminal out!
Meanwhile, in an unknown stretch of the Stygian River, the Seven-Colored Big Crucian Carp had its belly swollen huge, rolling dead fish eyes, its face full of resignation!
ζ꒪ͦ)))彡…
Sigh~ It shouldn’t have been greedy. It’s even more bloated now…
It was starting to miss the smooth feeling from eating the Soybeans back then!
Pity, ever since that time, it had never experienced that silky sensation again.
It couldn’t even remember how long it had been since it last pooped. Sigh~
No, it couldn’t give up! Once it gave up, it would really never let out the pressure!
“Hmm~”ζ°᷅)))彡
At that moment, the Stygian Koi’s fish face gradually turned fierce, and its scales began to bristle!
Clearly, it was straining!
So the Stygian Koi strained to squeeze, while Youming inside struggled to pull!
The royal guard shield was about to crack. Youming tried every method, even attacking the wall of flesh, but couldn’t budge the Terminal Database!
Jiangnan said urgently: “Come back! I’ll give you some super boosters! Transform into a super macho man! Pulling out a Terminal Database will be a piece of cake!”
With no other choice, Youming had to listen to Jiangnan!
Without a word, Jiangnan proceeded to shove Green Sticks, Horse Biscuits, Strongman Pills, and Nuclear Milk straight down Youming’s throat!
At that moment, loaded with all kinds of buffs, Youming exploded!
His beard was wild, chest hair thick! His whole body was burning, feeling the surging power inside. Youming trembled with excitement!
This booster was way too strong!
He felt like if he farted, it could blow the Stygian River apart!
༼(งᵒ̌┏ꇴ┓≠)ง༽ “A ha ha ha! This is the feeling! Watch me break through every obstacle and make this road smooth and clear!”
Jiangnan rolled his eyes at Youming. It’s just unclogging a sewer, okay? Do you have to be this passionate?
Youming hugged the massive data terminal and put forth all his strength. The Nuclear Milk didn’t explode; instead, under the suppression of Stygian energy, it transformed into incredibly powerful force, boosting Youming further!
“Roar—Open for me!”
With a roar, a sound like a cork popping from a wine bottle came!
“Pop!”
The Terminal Database, which had been blocking the lower exit, was finally pulled out by Youming!
But the danger was far from over. The moment it was pulled out, the accumulated Stygian Sea found an outlet and surged toward the endless darkness at the end of the funnel!
The ferocious waves distorted Youming’s face!
Youming roared and actually performed a space shift while carrying the Terminal Database, transforming into the Stygian God King!
With one hand gripping the flesh wall and the other shouldering the terminal!
But the impact of the rushing Stygian Sea was too strong, especially since Youming was carrying such a huge database!
Who knew how long the Stygian Sea would keep pouring out?
(ಥ┏益┓≠|||) “No… no good anymore! Can’t hold it! Maybe… maybe we should just go down the lower path?”
“With my current strength, I’m confident I can widen the exit and let the Terminal Database pass safely. Let’s just go with the flow!”
“Going against the current… I… I really can’t do it!”
At this moment, Youming’s face was twisted into a grimace, giving off a strong vibe of Captain America pulling a helicopter!
Jiangnan glared and cursed:
(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅)☛ “Pfft! You cowardly piece! This is nothing, and you’re already giving up?”
“As a true man! A real man! How can you give up so easily? Believe in yourself, you can do it! Just wait until the Stygian Sea drains enough, and we can turn back the way we came!”
“Or do you want to be covered in golden armor, turning into pickled vegetables like Jin Kela?”
Qing Ke: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ー꒪ོ‧̣̥̇) ???
Jiangnan roared: (งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง “Think about your clansmen, your subordinates! They’re all waiting for you to come out clean and fresh, and go home spotless!”
I, Jiangnan, will never go down the lower path!
This is my final bottom line!
Everyone covered their faces. He’s really fighting for his virginity!
He’s so passionate! So hot-blooded!
Youming gritted his teeth. I’ll fight, damn it!
And so, a tug-of-war to absolutely avoid the lower path began!
But at this moment, the Stygian Koi was feeling relieved!
Its fish face was full of contentment!
ζ⁼̴)))彡=З=З=З
Finally let out a fart~ Good thing I didn’t give up~
This smooth, silky feeling—it hadn’t had it since eating the Soybeans last time!
The Stygian Koi wagged its tail wildly, freely releasing the pressure in its belly!
The entire stretch of Stygian River turned golden, reflecting the countless stars. Twinkling starlight made it look like a flowing river of gold!
Its belly visibly deflated!
Thanks to Youming’s all-out struggle, they managed to avoid the awkward situation of going down the lower path!
When the Stygian Sea had mostly drained, Youming, carrying the huge Terminal Database and a pile of junk, used a space node to head toward the Stygian Koi’s throat!
Since the Stygian Sea had receded, much of the junk hidden at the bottom was revealed, and they picked up more along the way!
Of course… Youming was still carrying it!